Forum posts made by lyfbuz

Topic If You Eat Pussy....
Posted 09 Jun 2018 16:52

Eating pussy gives me a headache

Topic Let's have some fun. The person above you, are they naughty or nice?
Posted 09 Jun 2018 09:09

Definitely naughty but overall a fine gentleman.

Topic Let's have some fun. The person above you, are they naughty or nice?
Posted 08 Jun 2018 19:25

Naughty for sure.

Topic eBooks or print books??
Posted 08 Jun 2018 19:15

I love books. Hard copies of books are beautiful, they smell good, and I've only ever gotten one paper cut ever and it was from homework, not a book. That said, books are not text searchable, and at this point are a wildly irresponsible use of trees, with sustainable harvesting being more or less a joke (the way it is done, anyway). Books also don't change font for accessibility, or have any other sort of flexible interface.

All textbooks should be ebooks, because it is idiotic to flip through a book for school in the traditional way. HUGE fucking time waster. In general, I have to come down on the side of ebooks if for not other reason than they are the environmentally wise choice.

I appreciate the thought that books may be environmentally unsound but what happens to all those e-devices when people are done with them? Landfill; usually toxic. I would be interested in seeing a comparison though, also where pulp and paper industry fares against lumber or clearing land for cattle. I still love my books though.
1000% agree that text books and training materials should be electronic!

Topic Did Samantha Bee Owe Ivanka an Apology
Posted 07 Jun 2018 19:40

Canadians should never apologize to Americans. Except for Beiber; that we apologize for. Oh yeah, and that time we burned the White House.

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 07 Jun 2018 19:38

https://upload.lushstories.com/2077513666-dirtyspr2.jpg

Miss Hannah? You sure it isn't a Dirty Sprite you want?

As for me I'd like an Ungava Gin & Tonic with a twist of lime.

Happy Birthday Tonya!

Topic what are you drinking?
Posted 07 Jun 2018 18:45

Also lemon water. (Love that avatar Joylicks!)

Topic Should Puerto Rico be a state?
Posted 07 Jun 2018 18:33


Klondike Gold Rush: " Gold was discovered there by local miners on August 16, 1896 "

The discovery of gold in Alaska didn't happen until almost 30 years after the purchase of Alaska from Russia in 1867. The motivation for the purchase was territorial expansion of the U.S. , an active policy at that time.

Actually the Klondike refers to the Yukon gold rush...in Canada

Topic Micro-successes
Posted 07 Jun 2018 18:19

I was 3.5 hours late for work. But goddamn I was fucking ALERT when I got there!

Topic Irn Bru panic as fans stockpile before recipe change
Posted 07 Jun 2018 18:06

I know of a secret stock of Irn Bru in Canada. Just sayin'

Topic Who would you rather kiss? (above or below)
Posted 07 Jun 2018 18:01

Above please

Topic Please use the block function!
Posted 06 Jun 2018 19:07



though not set in stone yet, this is the likely list of what you'll be seeing.

1) the self block - for those of us who have a habit of getting stoned out of our heads and then doing a lot of late night posting. saves you the embarrassment of reading them and thinking 'what the fuck?'

2) the Fuck you block - automatically blocks anyone who has you blocked.

3) the far right block - you tired of righties muttering about guns, Trump, immigration and... well, guns? this will block anyone who identifies with the far right.

4) the far left block - tired of lefties muttering about guns, Trump immigration and... well, guns? this will block anyone who identifies with the far left.

5) the NO MEN block - this will block all male members. perfect for guys pretending to be lesbians.

6) the pure fecking boot block - this will block anyone who annoys Jen. i foresee it getting a lot of use.

7) the i don't need no stinking badges block - this will block anyone with 10 or more badges.

8) the Mooseboy/Moosegirl block - blocks all Canadians.

9) the NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO - tired of listening to the mods BS? this will block all mods.

10) the you ain't the boss of me block - only usable by mods. blocks all of Nicola's posts.

11) the i know you are but what am i block - blocks anyone acting like they're still in High School.

12) the i have a goddamned headache listening to you motherfuckers bitching about everything block - only usable by sprite. blocks every single post on the entire site.





Notwithstanding Verbal's outstanding contribution we also need a #23:
The Sprite Block: blocks all Sprite's posts and randomly melts one of her vast collection of sex toys. Randomly posts a sexy image on her profile page and auto-sends a suggestive black box to Sprite. Every time she signs on to Lush she will get a mild stimulating shock through her chair that increases in intensity with each block accumulated. She will be a quivering sex-starved mess in a matter of days.

Topic Please use the block function!
Posted 06 Jun 2018 18:52

https://upload.lushstories.com/162751439-coffeewhisperer.jpg

:-"

Topic Cravings
Posted 06 Jun 2018 18:45

https://upload.lushstories.com/1150046489-appleicecream2.jpg

Topic The Supreme Court Rulled in Favor of an Anti Gay Marriage Baker
Posted 04 Jun 2018 15:45

It seems the Supreme Court ruling has more to do with how the case was handled then any powerful direct statement protecting the rights of those with different sexual orientation. The baker should just take the money and bake the cake. Tolerance is woefully absent in the world.
I wonder what would happen if businesses started refusing service because people were straight.

Topic Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted 04 Jun 2018 15:30

Its me. I have testimonials

Topic Who would you like to handcuff? (Above or Below)
Posted 03 Jun 2018 10:01

Above

Topic It's Important to get your five a day!
Posted 03 Jun 2018 10:00

I love apples. My fav is Pink Lady.

Topic It's that time of year, again.
Posted 02 Jun 2018 18:56

https://upload.lushstories.com/551956090-pride.jpg

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 02 Jun 2018 18:17

anyone have an issue with renaming the bar 'the snuggly duckling'? no? that'd be fine? COOL!

I have to agree with Mr Rumple on this one, 'snuggly duckling' doesn't seem quite right for the gritty ambience of this fine establishment. And wouldn't 'duckling' fall afoul of Lush's age rules?

Now "Loose Moose" would be a great fucking name for a bar!

I'll have one of those Peachy things but vodka instead of rye please.

Weird coincidence I bought some peach syrup off a lady at a Mennonite roadstand today. I asked the lady for some recipe ideas. She suggested pouring it on pancakes, waffles or ice cream. When I suggested it might be used for alcoholic beverages she seemed rather affronted. Oh well. Including the peach syrup I dropped $50 on rhubarb syrup, unpasteurized honey and some pumpkin apple butter. All I need now is some waffles.

Topic eBooks or print books??
Posted 01 Jun 2018 16:09

I've always loved print books and absolutely refuse to get an e-reader, its a fucking blasphemy. I've been slowly building a library of excellent books that covers the walls of a spare bedroom. I read my books over and over, often discovering new nuances as I change as a person. I have very eclectic taste with a decent collection of classic literature, history, health & fitness, reference books, design, photography, music not to mention completely random books you would never expect. I love my books.

Topic Cravings
Posted 31 May 2018 19:22

https://upload.lushstories.com/155805743-honeywhipp.jpg

Topic Let's have some fun. The person above you, are they good, nice or naughty and evil?
Posted 31 May 2018 18:30

California? Definitely naughty!

Topic Sound alert when receive BB
Posted 31 May 2018 18:27

go to Settings on your lush page, scroll down to Sounds and make sure none of the boxes is checked. let me know if it's still an issue afterwards. (personally, i am trying to figure out how to make mine sound like an orgasm when i get BBed, but yeah, might not work well in places like libraries or churches).

Churches? Lfunny

Topic Underdressed or overdressed?
Posted 31 May 2018 18:25

Overdressed, in fact I sometimes do this quite deliberately, it seems to work rather well.

Being the obnoxious bastard that I am I deliberately underdress when shopping in high end stores, for example if I'm shopping at Armani I walk in looking like I fell off a homemade raft. Without fail the high end stores have always treated me exceptionally well and provided outstanding service. Tried the same thing in other stores and I usually get tailed by store security.

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 31 May 2018 18:14

Evening all, something cold with vodka please Mr Rumple. I'll just be over by the throne carving my initials.

Topic What would be your role if you could join the Sexual Circus?
Posted 29 May 2018 19:20

secret lover of the contortionist girl

Topic how to last longer
Posted 29 May 2018 18:42

masturbate with a vacuum cleaner before every date

Topic The random thread
Posted 27 May 2018 20:25

When she says "Do whatever you want"

Do NOT, under ANY circumstance do whatever you want.