Forum posts made by lyfbuz

Topic How do I tell a friend that I want to have sex with her?
Posted 04 Dec 2016 07:34

Some good advice here but, no offense Joel, how good are you at interpreting your friend's interest in being more than friends? Guys are notoriously bad at this. So you may not have a clue if she has the same feelings or not. If you are looking for a one night stand I say forget it, good friends are harder to come by than a one night stand. If you have an interest in a relationship that is more than a friendship then just be honest and tell her. You may turn the friendship painfully awkward or it may be the smartest thing you ever did. Why spend the next 10 years wondering if you should have?
Whatever happens, handle it with graciousness. If she isn't interested have the decency to apologize if you made her uncomfortable and thank her for listening.

Topic The person below me is...
Posted 04 Dec 2016 07:20

I wish, off on a trip and have a ton of running around to do

TPBM is going away for xmas

Topic Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted 04 Dec 2016 07:16

Nonsense! I taste like honey!

Topic if you could change to the opposite sex for a day, what would you do?
Posted 04 Dec 2016 07:06

Work my way through as many of the Lush women who prefer women as I could. I mean no offense, that they are unattainable or uninterested in me as a guy does nothing to change their attractiveness as a person. I have a LONG list of favourites!

Topic How does if feel if you dont cum for a long time?
Posted 04 Dec 2016 06:59

beats me

Topic Talk in song titles
Posted 04 Dec 2016 06:55

Everybody But Me - Lykke Li crybaby

Topic Canadian Government Literally Sponsors "Beige Horizon" Video
Posted 04 Dec 2016 06:51

This may need a little context: the clip is from a comedy show "22 Minutes" which is known for some fairly outrageous skits and they certainly push the envelope regularly and hopefully inspire some thoughtfulness in people. The channel, CBC, is supported by tax dollars although it also makes money from sales and advertising. I would think similar to BBC in the UK. In theory the government does not control content and rest assured the CBC does bash the government in news programming, documentaries and shows like "22 Minutes".. As for the video it holds both a ring of truth but in a way also draws attention to Canada's multi-cultural fabric. 1 in 5 Canadians were born in another country.
22 Minutes is hilarious.
If you think about it, almost everything you watch is funded by the advertisers but that does not necessarily make them culpable for content. Then again I'm not so naïve that I believe the advertisers don't have some influence either.

Topic What is your Lush Theme Song
Posted 04 Dec 2016 06:41

Get Some - Lykke Li

Topic Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?
Posted 04 Dec 2016 06:40

Cyber-crime, attempted to break into Santa's Naughty List databank and remove her name

Topic What was the question?
Posted 04 Dec 2016 06:37

Can I be YOUR loyal subject? Lwinking

Topic Spank Or Be Spanked!
Posted 04 Dec 2016 06:36

Spank MyssTemptress

Topic Drop letter, add letter ..
Posted 04 Dec 2016 06:33

dares - scare

Topic Drink, Date or Fuck no passing!
Posted 03 Dec 2016 19:02

Date, somewhere casual but unusual

Topic Spank Or Be Spanked!
Posted 03 Dec 2016 09:33

Attention, ladies. LYF’s (formerly known as Lynn's) Spanking Emporium is now open for business.....

Topic Roses are Red
Posted 03 Dec 2016 09:25

Roses are red
Poor Lyf blew his load
Then feeling left out
He set for the road

When inside the house
There was a terrible crash
Heidi got so naughty
She was out on her ass

The door flew open
She was thrown in the snow
Heidi landed sexy ass up
Under the porchlight glow

Lyf’s eyes glittered
At temptation in view
Her delicious curves
Had him rock hard anew

The girls were a-giggle
The door opened a crack
Then they threw out her clothes
And her cute little hat

Still drunk with mad lust
Heidi put up no fight
When Lyf took quick advantage
With a string of Xmas lights

Tying her gently
He softly kissed her throat
Then being gallant
He gave her his coat

Even though covered
She still set Lyf on fire
His thoughts still filled
With her sexy green attire

When she smiled her thanx
Lyf got so turned on
He furiously banged
The snowman on the lawn

The girls in the house
Were looking out the glass
And decided it was time
To save Heidi’s ass

They gathered her up
And each gave Lyf a smack
Then stuffed a candy cane
Up Heidi’s snatch

Lyf lay in the snow
As they went back inside
He’ll not soon forget
This hot Xmas night

Topic Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted 03 Dec 2016 07:59

Home dreaming about naughty elves

Topic Roses are Red
Posted 03 Dec 2016 07:58

notworthy wow Lynn! Awesome poem!

Topic Post something NICE about the person above you.
Posted 03 Dec 2016 07:55

HT is always a gentleman

Topic Talk in song titles
Posted 03 Dec 2016 07:52

I Will Follow - U2

Topic If you woke up one morning next to me and could only say four words, what would you say?
Posted 03 Dec 2016 07:37

not a word just a soft kiss on the neck

Topic What's the one word that pops into your mind when you see the avatar above you?
Posted 02 Dec 2016 19:23

elegance (but I miss the green dress)

Topic Talk in song titles
Posted 02 Dec 2016 18:41

Kiss You All Over - Exile

Topic Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted 02 Dec 2016 18:06

Tenacity is sexy but you haven't seen how devastatingly handsome I am in my lime green Speedo

Topic What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Posted 02 Dec 2016 17:41

just a little fine Whiskey

Topic Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted 02 Dec 2016 17:40

as well you should while you fan His Royal Sexiness :)