Forum posts made by lyfbuz

Topic Halloween costumes anyone?
Posted 23 Oct 2017 16:08



All woman should go to all Halloween parties dressed as cats. Or just dress like that every day. For work. Or grocery shopping.

Excuse me, I need a moment.

Verbal is a genius.

Topic If your pet could understand English for 5 minutes, what would you say to him/her?
Posted 22 Oct 2017 21:30

If your pet is a cat he or she understands English perfectly, they're just ignoring you. Cats would speak English and many other languages to us but they think we are all dolts.

Topic not all poems are fit for lush. this is one of them. An Ode to Roadkill by Sprite
Posted 22 Oct 2017 21:26

Sometimes I can get a lump in my throat at a particularly moving piece. This is one of them. Thank you for making this available to all.


https://upload.lushstories.com/731227947-f9f959aa429b6d51db9e9fefba20ca9c--snowmen-ideas-snowmen-pictures.jpg
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Thanx to Miss Black I'm suddenly looking forward to winter, I can't wait to horrify my neighbours.

Topic Awesome Award 10/22/17: JWren
Posted 22 Oct 2017 21:25

Congrats JWren! As a beneficiary of your editing and sound advice I got both an improved story and better writing habits!!! Thanx!!!

Topic Harvey Weinstein
Posted 22 Oct 2017 11:22

Patricia Douglas

Found this on Yahoo today. This happened in 1937 and nothing much has changed in 80 years other than the lawyers cost more.

Topic not all poems are fit for lush. this is one of them. An Ode to Roadkill by Sprite
Posted 22 Oct 2017 11:14



wait until Cleo posts the masterpiece she's working on. "Here's Ten Dollars. Go Buy Something That Comes in a Box".



Touché ma belle. In truth your talent is exceeded only by the completeness of your beauty.

Topic Moving order of friends using phone -fix
Posted 22 Oct 2017 11:08

This got me thinking...Lush should randomly shuffle the Friend order on occasion... L16

Topic not all poems are fit for lush. this is one of them. An Ode to Roadkill by Sprite
Posted 22 Oct 2017 10:34

There are some amazing poems on Lush. The creativity of the everyday woven into fantasy; the stark beauty of simple realities; the tapestries of love, anguish and memory that fall upon the heart with tiny pickaxes of oh so human emotion. Poems that touch the darkest recesses of our souls. Yes there are some amazing poems on lush. This is not one of them.

evil4

Topic Today's Thought or Message
Posted 21 Oct 2017 09:24

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Topic What is your favorite pizza
Posted 21 Oct 2017 09:16

depends on my mood but my go-to is pepperoni from a wood-fired oven, I have a great pizza place about 2 minutes from my house....

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 20 Oct 2017 18:38



i'll need to see your ID first, buddy.

I'm not falling for that trick again. The last time you did that you snatched my wallet and ran off. $12,000 at the Adult Toy Store? Have you no restraint? But I will buy your drinks all night.

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 20 Oct 2017 17:46

1,000,000 views....that's just amazing....truly a remarkable achievement. At the rate I'm going I should hit that myself in approximately 180 years.

Is there an alcohol that makes one write faster? I'll have one of those.

Topic The Slimeball-in-Chief Strikes Again
Posted 20 Oct 2017 17:20



You're missing the big picture. Do you think folks sent him to DC to be like every other President that's ever held the office? The people who sent him are sick to death of that. If folks wanted a nice guy they could have sent a Jimmy Carter clone. Instead they sent a trash talking New York raised real estate tycoon. He wasn't sent to have more "beer summits". He was sent to "kick ass and take names" as the saying goes.

Take your eyes off of North Korea for a moment and consider this. There were a sizable number of people, right here in the USA, who were preparing to fight and win a civil war against another Clinton administration. They've put their plans on hold, for now, waiting to see how much of the swamp Trump cleans up, how far back from what they consider "the brink" he pulls us.

But they haven't disarmed. Not a bit.

"The Doctrine of the Three Percent in a few sentences.

The Three Percent are the citizens the Founders counted on to save the Republic when everyone else abandoned it. And we will. There will be no more free Wacos and no more free Katrinas. For we are the Three Percent. We will not disarm. You cannot convince us. You cannot intimidate us. You can kill us, if you think you can. But remember, we’ll shoot back. We are not going away. We are not backing up another inch. And there are THREE MILLION OF US. The next move, if any, is up to the aspiring tyrants among the domestic enemies of the Constitution."

You should become familiar with Clinton's Rules of Engagement.

"Second, please recall Bill Clinton's rules of engagement as applied to the Serbs in 1999, wherein he decided that the political leaders, bureaucratic support structure, media infrastructure and intellectual underpinnings of his enemies' war effort were legitimate targets of war.

No one else may have been paying attention to the unintended consequences of that, but many folks on our side of the present divide were."

You might also want to consider reading "4th Generation Warfare" by Lt. Col. Gregory A. Theile

Do you remember when "the beltway sniper" tied Washington DC in knots for weeks? That was just two guys, with one rifle, and an old car.
Imagine if there were 3 million of them.

Holy fuck. America has truly lost its way.

Topic Post a random fact
Posted 17 Oct 2017 18:54

9 of the best 25 cities to be a woman in Canada are within 6 hours of my front door.

(The study by the Canadian Centre for Policy Alternatives looks at differences between men's and women's access to economic and personal security, education, health and positions of leadership in Canada's 25 biggest cities.)

Topic Talk in song titles
Posted 17 Oct 2017 18:22

Are You Gonna Go My Way - Lenny Kravitz

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 17 Oct 2017 18:14

So happy everything turned out well for Gillian and Tonya, two of Lush's sweetest. I think I have just the thing for tonight, I'm sure Mr Rumple will turn a blind eye when I sneak a couple of cases into this fine establishment. As for Tawny I'm prepared to sacrifice myself in order to buy her silence and prevent the intervention of any of them pesky revenooers.


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Topic Fall-back career
Posted 16 Oct 2017 19:07

1) I've gotten away with ridiculous amounts of rebellious behaviour in my current job but I expect I'll get fired or encouraged to leave at some point...I'm not concerned in the least about this

2) my fall back career: Sprite's houseboy

Topic Sexy heels
Posted 16 Oct 2017 17:24

all these heels are driving me bats

Topic A Story, 5 Words At A Time
Posted 16 Oct 2017 17:00

..him home despite his protests..

Topic Harvey Weinstein
Posted 16 Oct 2017 16:54

This thread, at times, has become horrifically distorted. The complete failure by some to have even a shred of understanding for the massive imbalances of power, the warped justice system and the psychological nightmare faced by victims of sexual assault just astounds me.
Humans so often disappoint me.
HW is a scumbag. There are lots of other scumbags out there. The scumbags are at fault.

Now go look up empathy in the dictionary. Then donate to a sexual assault crisis centre.

FFS.

Topic Talk in song titles
Posted 15 Oct 2017 17:21

Dance The Night Away - Van Halen

Topic Asking For A Friend, person above (AFAF)
Posted 15 Oct 2017 17:19

example

So Lyf, have you had this leakage problem for a long time? (asking for a friend)

Topic Asking For A Friend, person above (AFAF)
Posted 15 Oct 2017 17:18

Ask the person above you a question on behalf of your "friend" (i.e. 'asking for a friend')

Topic Employers now will be able to deny contraception coverage for employees
Posted 15 Oct 2017 17:06

anyone wanna bet the same employers that deny coverage for contraception will also discriminate against pregnant women?

Topic Long Johns: Does anyone wear them anymore?
Posted 15 Oct 2017 17:00

We don't need those in the deep south. We can go nekkid most of the year. And do. I'm nekkid now.

But wouldn't you rather have waffles?


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Topic What is a high quality social life supposed to look like after school?
Posted 15 Oct 2017 16:52

I read an interesting article in an old psychology magazine that said that the popular kids in high school never again reached that level of popularity as adults. So my advice is forget high school and think of your ideal be it a socially conscious group, culturally aware, weave the story around what you see as the ideal...maybe its a wild swingers group or a bunch of hormone driven computer geeks...

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 15 Oct 2017 16:45

Does anyone remember what's in s Hannah? I think I need to write it in my signature line. Anyway, I'll have one and I'll say a huge congratulations to all the regulars who placed in the competition.

the only Hannah recipe I know has lime juice 2 tbsp, vodka - 2oz, rum - 1oz, Chambord-1oz...oh yeah and sprite in it to taste, mix in a blender with ice

as for me...heck, I think I'll have a Hannah....

Topic Fuck, Kiss, Bite, Spank, Date, Feed, Pet, Dress the person above or below (or sprite)
Posted 15 Oct 2017 08:30

Well I was gonna say pet but she already bit me so spank. Clearly needs more discipline. Kiss for below.

Topic Announcing the Winners of our "Bookish" Story Competition
Posted 15 Oct 2017 08:25

Congratulations to Burquette, Lupus, oceanrunner and all the Runners Up. I thought this theme really brought out an incredible creativity in members. There were a ton of great entries that were superbly written and I thoroughly enjoyed them from both a 'story' perspective as well as the sexy bits. Congrats to all who entered and thanx to everyone who voted and commented on my story or anyone else's. Getting feedback and support is far more important to me than I ever expected. Special thank you to Nicola and the Mods for all their time and effort.

PS I'm sorry about Tolstoy.

Topic Quota Announcement Concerning Canadian Citizens.
Posted 14 Oct 2017 09:58

https://upload.lushstories.com/1487358221-maplesyrup.jpg

Cleverly I have managed to buy off Sprite with some maple syrup. Only now I have maple syrup in my ears...