Forum posts made by lyfbuz

Topic Flat or Round Earth
Posted 21 Apr 2018 11:28

Foolish earthlings, your world exists only in your minds. We have been controlling your brains from our planet Zorky Charlemagne for many years now. Understand you are the mere playthings of superior extra-terrestrial beings who find you amusing. From our perspective Earth is nothing more than a big dirty fish tank. Sorry about Trump. There was a lab accident.

Topic FOSTA/SESTA: A Danger To Trafficking Victims, Consensual Sex Workers and Their Fans
Posted 20 Apr 2018 05:56

To say a bill is correct because it passed and is law has to be a new standard of silliness here on Lush. Congratulations!

Hear! Hear!

Topic Why do men try to white knight?
Posted 19 Apr 2018 16:53

A few observations:
I do it so I can bang your girlfriend.
In my experience a few basic manners and respect will automatically earn you white knight status whether you sought it or not.
Is there a difference between paying her rent or paying for anything else?
I have to take exception to the poem remark, surely it is worse to buy some cheesy hallmark card and use that trite nonsense in place of your own words?


Topic Sexual or non-sexual, what is the last thing you looked up online and where?
Posted 19 Apr 2018 16:27

My net worth and then lotto numbers; looks like I am going to work tomorrow after all.

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 19 Apr 2018 16:25

i have a new story up, for those interested. part two should be along soon. hope everyone's having a good week.

Miss Sprite, being the shy, demure angel we all know and love failed to mention her story also has an RR. Aside from the usual hallmark of quality I thought the subject matter was handled with a most adroit cleverness.

With greatest respect to Miss Elizabeth I would also like to point out the Washington Nationals were once the Montreal Expos and a Canadian powerhouse ball team that came damn close to a World Series berth.

PS the brown on my nose? That's coffee.

Topic what are you drinking?
Posted 19 Apr 2018 02:06

Coffee & Sprite - its kinda sweet and kickass

Topic Why I hate LYFBUZ
Posted 16 Apr 2018 19:20

one word: spurs.

look, I'm sorry about the waterbed but you should accept part blame, it was YOUR riding crop.

Topic FOSTA/SESTA: A Danger To Trafficking Victims, Consensual Sex Workers and Their Fans
Posted 16 Apr 2018 18:44 I have no evidence this was written in regards to politicians but I have my suspicions.

I don't see how SOSTA/FESTA will accomplish a damn thing except drive illegal activity underground where it is harder to detect and intervene. I would hope that any sane person would be horrified by sex trafficking if it is in any way non-consensual.
Criminals, be they organized crime or street corner pimps will adapt faster than the ink can dry on the new legislation. Governments have a piss poor record when it comes to trying to govern vice:
Prohibition was a complete and utter failure, war on drugs: failure; gambling: failure (so they took it over themselves)

Like most things politicians do, SOSTA/FESTA is about getting votes. The vote itself tells the story.
I'd have thought legislation with more teeth around it regarding human trafficking would have been more effective, greater scrutiny of border traffic, harsher penalties and in my opinion legalization of prostitution with suitable protections, medical care and security.

From what i've read it sounds like SOSTA/FESTA suffers from ambiguous wording that will lead to nothing but weak-kneed interventions that accomplish nothing and are bound to be abused by lawmakers looking for re-election.

But what the hell do I know. I'm Canadian.

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 16 Apr 2018 16:19

Is weed legal in here? Asking for a friend

Topic The person above you is a high school teacher. What do they teach?
Posted 15 Apr 2018 19:12

Who cares! I am totally taking her class!!!!

Topic Clone yourself then fuck yourself
Posted 15 Apr 2018 19:07

Make myself my bitch? I'd have a long list of women I would want to clone first.

Topic Today's Thought or Message
Posted 14 Apr 2018 17:55

Topic Avatar above you
Posted 14 Apr 2018 17:45


Topic Wine, Dine, 69, Fuck or Pass?
Posted 14 Apr 2018 17:41

Dine, we're gonna need our strength

Topic Multiple orgasms
Posted 14 Apr 2018 17:29

LYFBUZ?! LYFBUZ???!!! !?*"#&_WTF"//#*

No need to be peevish lovely Hannah; I assure you that you were there in spirit and as for the words that really got her Awesomeness going, well I lifted those verbatim from your brilliantly crafted stories. Thanx! L16

Topic What would be your death row meal?
Posted 14 Apr 2018 11:57

Not sure about starters and but definitely coffeecake dipped in honey with a little whipped cream and a Sprite

Topic What would you like to be doing right now?
Posted 14 Apr 2018 11:40

serving drinks to innocent bathers

Topic Why are woman not that adventurous in bed?
Posted 14 Apr 2018 11:35

LOL LS starts some hilarious threads! We all know this concept is a sweeping generalisation with little merit. One must simply explore their partner with illicit intent and an open mind.

Topic A sentence you can use at Dinner as well as during Sex..
Posted 13 Apr 2018 17:11

Just use your fingers.

Topic I AM
Posted 13 Apr 2018 17:03

I AM just updating my resume. Is it "chequered past" or "checkered past"?

Topic What's One Of Your Craziest Dreams?
Posted 12 Apr 2018 18:11

I'm forever having dreams about an ex-girlfriend who is always trying to kill me, usually with a knife. I always wake up before I die. I still bump into her occasionally and I find myself always looking at her hands first.

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 12 Apr 2018 18:06

Greetings all, Mr Rumple; might I have a large vodka please.

Oh and do you mind if I put this fundraising collection jar on the bar? Seems I have need to raise funds for a charitable boating adventure.

Topic If you click on this thread, you have to post
Posted 10 Apr 2018 19:03 option 5.jpg

Topic Invisible
Posted 10 Apr 2018 19:02

I'd have wild, imaginative sex with invisible women. Oh. Wait.

Topic Is it true women are incapable of reaching orgasm
Posted 10 Apr 2018 18:48

Women (plural) frequently and easily have orgasms, it is only the introduction of men into this equation that blocks the process of climactic success. Occasionally you may find yourself in the middle of such an orgasmic paradise. Mostly not though.

Topic The person above you is a high school teacher. What do they teach?
Posted 10 Apr 2018 18:34

Shannon would be your Spanish teacher; the hot one you have a crush on, motivating you to actually excel in Spanish to the complete dismay of your parents, friends and school officials given your ongoing truancy and usual lack of motivation

Topic Random Thoughts
Posted 06 Apr 2018 18:42

Please...tell me more

Topic Your funny habits...
Posted 05 Apr 2018 17:42

When I plan something mischievous, I whisper "dear devil, you can't be smarter than me"

Love this one!

I always put my right hockey skate on first, then the left but tie the left before the right skate. This is critically important to a successful game!

When I go cycling I always squirt a little water from my water bottle on the ground before I start out to appease the Rain Gods.

Topic Post a Quote
Posted 05 Apr 2018 17:27

"You can get to anywhere from here" - LYFBUZ

Topic What's the hardest thing about being in a relationship with you?
Posted 05 Apr 2018 17:24

I don't like explaining myself to people. If someone asks me to do something and I say no I don't feel any great need to explain why. This tends to piss people off. Which should probably concern me but doesn't. No, as a matter of fact, I'm not married.