About LeahLidocaine


Hey y'all. I've been a Lush writer for over a year. I joined when a Lush friend found my stories and urged me to write more, and to bring them here for a larger audience. He was right!

First, I'd just like to throw this out there... I use Lush to read/write stories... I Do Not*, I repeat, *DO NOT use Lush for cyber sex, naughty Skyping, or dirty talk. Before you ask... NO, I will not give out my email address or my phone number. If you message me asking to do so, I will respond nicely that I wont do it. If you get rude and bitchy, or demanding I will block and report you.

Other that that... I'm a country girl disguised as an EMT. I work on an ambulance, and wouldn't trade that job for anything in the world. I love to write, even though I don't think I'm all that good at it. It just makes me feel better at the end of the day. Music soothes me when I'm in a _mood_, and nothing beats a cold beer next to the bonfire.

Leah Lidocaine
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Batman, EMS, The Adult Film Industry, Writing and Blogging. Im here to share my porn with the world. I have no problem and will enjoy making friends on this site. I just want to tell everyone here, that Im in it for the stories. Im not here trying to hook up, cyber, or roleplay.
Favorite Books:
Batman Novels, Harry Potter Series, Where the Red Fern Grows, The Virgin Suicides, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, Who Played With Fire, and Who Kicked the Hornets Nest. The Outsiders, Disco Bloodbath
Favorite Authors:
-Lush Writers
-JK Rowling
- Anyone that writes a book I enjoy
Favorite Movies:
Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, The Dark Knight Rises, Harry Potter Series, What Dreams May Come, Sweeney Todd and the Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Crybaby
Favorite Music:


Date Joined:
22 Aug 2011
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Topic: Fuck or Make Love
Posted: 28 Jun 2012 00:45

Depends on who...

If I'm just horny, and now with someone I "care" about, then lets fuck!

If its a boyfriend, or someone I "care: about and I'm feeling a certain way... Then make love to me.

Topic: pierced nipple pics
Posted: 03 Mar 2012 00:16

I love pierced nipples. This is my new jewelry. Its hot, and explanatory. I love my job, and any way to show it of sexfully, is even better!. Yes, I said SEXFULLY. LOL <img src="/images/emoticons/angel7.gif" alt="angel7">

Topic: Along the Lines of Shaving...
Posted: 13 Jan 2012 03:20

Tonight I told a girlfriend of mine that after I get a bikini wax, if there are any stray or missed hairs, when I get home I use a tweezer to remove the unwanted hairs, on my own... She freaked, and thought it was weird, and a form of self-mutilation... I feel she overreacted. Each individual hair doesn't grow in at the same time, and after a day or two one of those lil hairs may poke though the skin... My question is... Is pulling that stray hair/s out on your own after your waxer missed it, so freaky?

Topic: do women like anal cunnilingus?
Posted: 25 Oct 2011 02:41

sometimes it feels good!

Topic: Erotic Jobs
Posted: 24 Oct 2011 04:31

I was a porn store clerk in college, and I also dabbled in some local amateur photography. The nudie pics gave me so much more confidence, that I would never take it back!

Topic: How often do you go pantyless?
Posted: 24 Oct 2011 04:29

cant do it.. Feels weird. Did it once, and I just felt off the entire time...

Topic: why do you wear a bra?
Posted: 24 Oct 2011 04:26

I wear it because with out it, I feel weird.

Topic: Ladies, what do you prefer when watching...?
Posted: 24 Oct 2011 04:24

Gay or tranny... after working in a porn store for 3 years, anything straight really does nothing for me

Topic: What would you do if you had a penis for a day?
Posted: 24 Oct 2011 04:22

my "cock" would be in my hand, or some girls holes the entire time

Topic: Deep Throat
Posted: 24 Oct 2011 04:21

I can, and do it whenever I want to impress the guy Im doing it to... If im not into it, or the sex isnt good, then Im not gonna give em my all!

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Stories Published By LeahLidocaine All Stories »

The Bass Player

The concert was everything Leah was expecting, the usual good time with her best friend Veronica, some tasty drinks, music she liked, and hot band guys. The band played their usual crowd pleasers, and as usual Leah had pulled Vee to the front of the stage, placing them right in front of the bass player, Chris. He was 5'7 or so with dark, dirty blond hair. His eyes were a light brown and he...

Added 24 Nov 2013 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 24 | Avg Score 4.41 | Views 4,181 | 10 Comments

Girls' Night in the City

Leah fidgeted as she felt the soft bristles run across her right eyelid. She hated make-up, barely ever wore any unless she was on the prowl for a good time... or going out with the girls. Veronica was enjoying every minute of the torture and Leah could hear the pleasure in her voice every time Veronica yelled at her to sit still. She was all to aware of Leah's hatred for most things...

Added 23 Feb 2013 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 21 | Avg Score 4.84 | Views 11,258 | 10 Comments

Just What She Needed

The snow crunched under Leah's steel-toed EMS boots as she walked from the ambulance bay to her yellow Jeep. She avoided the slick ice patches spotting the parking lot, a rough task seeing as her mind was stuck thinking about the call she had over the weekend. Leah responded to her first gunshot call. She was the only one to see the patient. The patient was pronounced by the cops who went in...

Added 13 Jan 2013 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.87 | Views 12,230 | 10 Comments

The Lead Singer Part II

Leah lay in the motel bed staring at the lead singer she'd just bedded. She was well fucked and still wanted more. Jim felt her eyes on him and looked over at her. Her Irish skin was flushed and her lips were bright pink from the attention of his mouth. She looked adorable, laying naked in the bed, her pale breasts heaving in the dim light, smoke escaping between her swollen lips. Jim...

Added 02 Nov 2012 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 5,944 | 9 Comments

The Lead Singer

The firehouse was throwing their annual "Dance in the Streets" event. It was the 99th Anniversary and the department went all out. They hadbusiness'ssponsor the event from all over town. Restaurantsset up food tents, and the local bars all got together and put up a beer tent. They shut down one of the main side streets through town, and had two popular bands booked. Both bands were popular...

Added 17 Oct 2012 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 27 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 7,075 | 14 Comments

Fire Vs. Police

Leah wasn't sure what was wrong with her these days. It had been months since the last time she had sex. It wasn't that there weren't any offers or attempts from the opposite sex, she just wasn't interested. In the previous week, she turned down offers from two very attractive guys from her past, not even thinking twice. Nick had crawled so far into her head, that while she waited for him...

Added 21 Sep 2012 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 31 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 13,858 | 16 Comments

When I Was 17

--This is a true account from my teenage years. It happened eight years ago, so it's a bit short and not as detailed as my usual musings. Still, I felt like sharing the experience with my readers.-- I'd already had a crush on Jason for the last four years. We grew up in the same neighborhood, but never really crossed paths until the tail end of him graduating High School. We were part of...

Added 20 Jul 2012 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 32 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 7,433 | 16 Comments

The Break-In II

Nick had Leah on her knees, leaving her hands tied in the figure-eight of the belt wrapped around her wrists. He pushed her hips up high and wriggled his way back under her, pressing his face to her stomach and massaging her stomach with his lips. He kissed above her bellybutton, dragging his tongue down and pushing it into her navel, tickling Leah and making her giggle. Nick reached his...

Added 10 Jul 2012 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 26 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 12,219 | 14 Comments

The Break-In

She switched off the ignition and sat in her Jeep for a few moments, too tired to even open the door and get out. She laid her head on the headrest just for a few moments... when she opened her eyes it was an hour later. Leah finally mustered up the strength to walk to the house. Her feet kicked the gravel as she trudged towards the front door and groggily put her key in the lock and opened...

Added 07 Jul 2012 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 40 | Avg Score 4.81 | Views 22,893 | 21 Comments

The New Guy Proves his Worth

Leah was getting used to the changes around the firehouse. She had been promoted to Lieutenant a few months ago and everyone was getting used to her new position, even her. Most of the guys were fine with her promotion, and respected her the same way. She was relieved when she saw that her relationships with her coworkers weren't affected. Other changes included the loss of 10 guys from...

Added 17 Jun 2012 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 41 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 8,500 | 23 Comments

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Merry Christmas!

17 Dec 2017 18:38

Merry Christmas!

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20 Aug 2015 03:29
Hi Leah!!! Thanks for adding me!!!
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I know how you love gay porn! You like?
31 Jan 2014 23:18
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
01 Jan 2014 00:20
Thanks Leah for the add. Happy Thanksgiving!
28 Nov 2013 08:00
thank you
07 Nov 2013 00:17
02 Oct 2013 00:39
04 Sep 2013 20:16
Hey miss talking to you
02 Jul 2013 21:16
Hope your doing ok and that we can chat soon my dear.

22 May 2013 13:11
Thanks for the add Leah. I look forward to catching up on all of your stories.
07 May 2013 08:16
Hello Leah,
Thanks for the ADD!!!


28 Apr 2013 13:09
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