I'm a 60yo nut, who enjoys making people laugh and feel good.. I enjoy writing, some are base on real life, and some on things I would enjoy doing. I enjoy wirting ones for my friends and will make them feel good.
I used to get laid
I'm so old and have heard so many but I will go with...........Three Dog Night.......
trys to understand why he sends things out but rarley get any in return..........
Hell I was country when country wasn't cool...lol.... I have been writing when there were only typewriters... some are true based on true stories some are not. Some things I have written or write now I just send to my friends........
Well I be old old old and have seen many many nipples. Think number 2 pencil eracer sitting high upon a softball size tit..........mmmmmmmmmmmm
Feelin Alright.......Grand Funk Railroad
only if she can say....."eat me please"
People who think the Fire Lane is for parking unless there is a fire
LADY IN BLACK
thinks.... I going to need more sunscreen
I drive home after a long hard day at work, I call home to let you know I am on my way and when I get to the door you are waiting for me on your knees dressed only in your bra and panties and your new collar. I walk through the house and notice that you have cleaned it as you were told and went into the bathroom to take a shower. My inspection of it reveals that you have forgotten to wipe out...
Added 09 Jan 2011 | Category BDSM
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It is a quiet afternoon turning evening in Jacksonville, the sun slowly disappears over the horizon and the night takes over. A week earlier, Steve sent out invitations to some of his friends for a poker game, and was only asked to be there around seven p.m. and be ready for a fun evening. At seven the guest begin to arrive. Liana greets everyone and shows them to the living room. Once all...
Added 04 Jan 2011 | Category Group Sex
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As Tara had pulled into the drive she noticed the house was dark although Devin’s car was in the garage. “Devin must be next door visiting with Steve and Jessica” she thought as she turned off the engine and opened the door. Crossing the yard, she walked to Steve’s front door and started to ring the bell when she noticed the door was slightly ajar. Pushing the door open she started to call...
Added 30 Dec 2010 | Category Group Sex
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As I walked in the door, coming home from the office, I saw my wife Jessica standing by the cabinet preparing dinner. Jessica has a body built like a brick shithouse with all the fixtures in the right place. Today she looked especially good wearing a skimpy halter top with a pair of low cut shorts that fit snugly around her ass with the outline of her bikini panties showing through. ...
Added 29 Dec 2010 | Category Group Sex
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You are sitting on the edge of the bed, you have turned the lights off and have lite the candles in the room, the light from the flames dance across the ceiling. I sit down next to you and brush the hair from your eyes. I kiss your forehead and begin working my way down your neck. Slowly I unbutton your blouse and my kisses travel down to your bra. Looking up to you I kiss your dry lips as...
Added 16 Dec 2010 | Category Oral Sex
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You only wanted to surprise me, as I walked into the living room, there you stood, naked, except for the pair of 6 inch heels and a tie around your neck. How were you to know that I was bringing David home with me. It was you who got the surprise. I acted like this was a everyday occurrence, and told you to fix drinks for us. You started to walk away and I reached out and took you by the...
Added 15 Dec 2010 | Category Group Sex
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