I am a former Network Administrator. Too many years on the job too it's toll on me so now I have plenty of time on my hands to write. I also have started designing Adult Party games.
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When you walked in the door I was holding a blindfold. As we kissed, it went on you. My lips tasted of mint. After I and reached under your dress, I pulled down your panties. Next, I dropped to my knees and licked your clit. Then you tasted of mint. It made you tingle. I led you to the bedroom and laid you down. With chocolate syrup, I made a sundae of your nipples while you played with my rabbit. He wasn't furry kind but you liked him anyway! The icy glass dildo surprised you, my warm manhood even more.
Yes, I use TextAloud, but there are a few glitches.The most common problems I have found are:Software will not let you know when you have used the wrong to, too, or two and other homonyms. That is what a grammar checker is supposed to do.Second, it will let you know when you have misspelled a word when what you typed sounds the same as what you should have typed. That is what a spell checker supposed to do.And my favorite, forget about punctuation!Other than that, you can use software to get rid of about 90 percent of your screw-ups (no the ones you intended, of course).Max
I'm a disabled Network Administator and recieving disablity payments from Social Security and LTD. I spend most of my day waiting for downloads of my favorite television shows to come in and then watching them. When my health allows me to, I write erotic fiction. I hope to be able to write something marketable. I have two goals: first to make the transition into mainstream Science Fiction and second, sell it for enough money for wife and I live on for the rest or our lives. She has been disabled since birth. I was on disablity before until I taught myself enough computer skills that time to go back to work. Now I have tendon and nerve damage to my shoulders, arms and hands and cant do that anymore. That, by the way is the short list of health problems. I refuse to let them stop me. I don't want much, do I?
If you're changing the ending, do what the movies do... write it and add the words "Alternate Ending" to the title. If you're changing the plot, you can either add the words "Whoever's Version" (giving credit to the person that suggested it) or you can change the name. In either case, give credit in the Introduction and mention the original story. Of course, once you've done that, be sure and sell it to everyone as a "Author's Cut" for $19.95.
It seemed to have started about a month ago or so ago. Since both Firefox and it addons seemed to get updated more than a two dollar hooker turns tricks, I wasn't sure what was causing the problem. Guess I should have looked harder. Anyway, thanks a lot. The problem was Adblock so, I told it to exclude this site from its filter list and that fixed the problem.
Is anyone else having trouble accessing their stories and profile on this site when using Mozilla Firefox? I don't have that problem with Opera, Chromium, Google Chrome, Apple Safari or Comodo Dragon (Which is Chrome based).
I think you'll all enjoy this...I took the introduction to one of my stories and ran it through the calculator. Here are the results:ResultMethod used: Flesch-Kincaid (English).Flesch-Kincaid Grade level: 13.Flesch-Kincaid Reading Ease score: 44. Then I took the Prelude and ran it through the calculator. This is what I got:ResultMethod used: Flesch-Kincaid (English).Flesch-Kincaid Grade level: 6.Flesch-Kincaid Reading Ease score: 75. After that, I took the first paragraph of Chapter One and ran it through the calculator. This is what I got:ResultMethod used: Flesch-Kincaid (English).Flesch-Kincaid Grade level: 11.Flesch-Kincaid Reading Ease score: 54. Next I ran Chapter One as a whole and got this:ResultMethod used: Flesch-Kincaid (English).Flesch-Kincaid Grade level: 10.Flesch-Kincaid Reading Ease score: 59. And finally, this is what the entire story received:ResultMethod used: Flesch-Kincaid (English).Flesch-Kincaid Grade level: 8.Flesch-Kincaid Reading Ease score: 65. Okay, which is it? Do you have to have a college degree to read my stories; or, should you go ahead and drop out after elementary school?Personally, I think you should probably play it safe and hit the bricks after the 9th grade. :)Of course, it's possible that I may just suffer from a multiple personality disorder? That would explain everything; wouldn't it?Opinions anyone?Have some fun. Run a paragraph of your own stories through at a time and see what you get.
In the following order:Browsers:Mozilla Firefox 95%Google Chrome 2%Apple Safari 2%Internet Explorer 1%Email Client:Mozilla Thunderbird with Web Mail plug-insAnti-spyware:Spybot Search and DestroySpyware BlasterCCleanerVarious Mozilla Firefox Privacy Add-ons
Once again I have dipped a pen into the erotic ink of my fantasies to see what manner of carnal importunity remains still unrevealed for you, the reader, to enjoy. I call the genesis of my efforts "White Lies - Love and Confidence". It is the tale of a woman who finds her boyfriend in the arms of another and leaves him to seek shelter and solace from a friend.Won't you peruse the product of my imagination and tell me what you think?Thanks,Maximillian ExcaliberAKA Luv2K155PS: It's an older work; expect to find some errors.http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/white-lies-love-and-confidence.aspx
Get a patent on them so that you own them. Or else apply for a job at one of those companies. The patent is a good idea and I am talking to someone about that now. The job however is not possible. I gave up disability once so I could have a better future. I managed to work 9 more years before I became disabled again to the point that now one would hire me. I am disabled and un-insurable. My shoulders, arms and hands have nerve and muscle damage after too many years of working with computers complicated by diabetes that went undiagnosed. To make matters worse I had a gall stone that was left in too long and developed cirrhosis of the liver, a damaged spleen and pancreas. I am now going after that 'big score' by developing my writing skills and designing games so that I will have enough material to sell that I will be set for life. I want to be able to tell Social Security and the LTD company they can both keep their money.My shoulders have now become too painful and I am trying to train and learn voice software so I can continue writing. Thanks for the suggestion though.
MMB 05 - The Great Warehouse Robbery Teaser Eric pulled back a couple of inches; but all that did was rub the base of his cock right onto Sharon's inflamed clit. The contact caused her to jerk her pussy suddenly upward as a jolt of pleasure was sent through her body. Involuntarily, she grasped him tightly in her arms. This simply caused the 'Wonderful Rabbit' that was around the base of...
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MMB 04: The Great Getaway Teaser As the muffled sound of the vibrator’s humming filled the room, Vicky fell on me. She covered my mouth with hers and moaned loudly as she ground her pelvis into mine. The female felon must have buried the vibrator deeply into Vicky's pussy and left it there. Chapter One - “The Mistress Of Pain” "Pick up your leg, damn it!" my wife Vicky told me, then...
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MMB 03: The Great Estate Robbery Teaser "OH MY GOD, IT'S GOING IN ME PAUL!" Ashley said as my cock touched the mouth of her wet pussy. Prelude Herbert H. Williams III had died. People die all the time. There's nothing unusual about it. After all, he was seventy-eight years old. He had lived a full life. It happens to everyone sooner or later. They're born, they live, they die, they...
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MMB 02 - The Great Art Gallery Robbery By Maximillian Excaliber "TURN IT OFF! JERRY, TURN IT OFF!" Mandy said as the butterfly vibrator went into maximum vibration mode sending jolt after jolt of pleasure to her clit. Jerry and Mandy had known each other since college. To split their expenses, they had shared an apartment together while they were in college but their relationship had...
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Accidents Will Happen - Sweet Revenge By Maximillian Excaliber Teaser "Please, Baby, fuck me now!" I couldn't believe she had just said that to me. Hell, I still have trouble believing that Kelly, the most beautiful woman I have ever seen, and my childhood friend, was lying naked on my bed when she said it. But wait, I am getting ahead of myself. Chapter One "Coming Home" You see,...
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Accidents Will Happen, The Rehearsal By Maximillian Excaliber" "What are you doing?" I asked Jenny, who was now moving her body back and forth against my naked body as I knelt behind her, with my hands holding onto her hips. "Rehearsing Tom, just rehearsing!" she replied. Prelude Earlier that day Jenny, my best friend, and I had been on the set of a movie we were to act in, for one...
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Betting People: Trick or Treat? By Maximillian Excaliber Introduction This wasn't supposed to be, but is, the first story in a new series I'm writing called 'Betting People'. Each story will be different but will have a common theme. All of the stories in this series will be about people make a wager that results in their becoming intimate. As you will find out while reading them,...
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End Of The World By Maximillian Excaliber Introduction Have you ever wondered how you would spend your last hours on Earth? Now imagine that the world is going to be destroyed it's everyone's last hours on Earth. Where would you be when it happened? Who would you be with? What would you do? This is the story of one man and what he did when he found out that the 'End Of The World'...
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Green Eyed Monster - "The Boyfriend Trap" By Maximillian_Excaliber Prelude "If you wanted to fuck her in the first place, why the hell did you hook up with me?" Robin Bell yelled at Sam Rogers, her boyfriend, as she began packing her belongings into her suitcase. She had just returned to their apartment to find him in bed with Brandy, the apartment complex's resident slut and...
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Learning The Hard Way By Maximillian Excaliber Introduction The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, the DSM, is used by mental health professionals as a reference guide when diagnosing and documenting mental disorders. Included in the DSM is a condition known as Sexual Aversion Disorder. Sexual Aversion Disorder is commonly found in victims of rape, molestation or...
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