About Mazza


Provocative, foul-mouthed Scottish girl, just here for a laugh and to do a bit of scribbling...

(I'm quite friendly, but please do add a note if you're sending a friend request)

*NB: I'm not around here all that much these days, so I may not get back to you right away, but I WILL get back to you.

Also, while I do like to have a bit of a laugh and a giggle, understand that I am not interested in being sexed up or cybering... Please respect that

in case you were wondering, my AV isn't me, it just represents me

Maz Za
Relationship Status:
In a Relationship with Noreasonneeded
Local Time:
25 Jun 2018 03:05
I love a good laugh, I like funny intelligent people, I like reading, drawing, writing.

I've recorded most of my stories in audio, which I hope you will enjoy.

Audios I've recorded for other people:

No one tells it quite like NoReasonNeeded does in this competition-winning group sex story


My favourite, NoReasonNeeded tells us just what a wife will do to advance her husband's career (hint - it's saucy as fuck!)


That naughty pair, Curlygirly and Mazza get up to all sorts of mischief after a HUGE lottery win! This is a joint audio with both my voice AND Curlygirly's!




Playsit penned a very moving poem and was kind enough to allow me the honour of adding my voice to it

By Elitfromnorth Who knew that fetishes could be so hot and funny? WD-40 never smelled this good!


She's not only a dirty bitch, SweetAsCandy tells a very saucy tale, I think you'll agree!


Still very dirty, SweetAsCandy tells about Sophie's naughty afternoon, in vivid detail!


SweetAsCandy's hot poem. The perfect antidote to a hot day


Never one to hold back, ShyVixen gives us a very hot poem


No one expresses inner turmoil quite like ShyVixen


Not so ShyVixen wants just a little more, well, a LOT more actually! Rrrr


My first audio for Poppet which tells of a girl with a secret admirer and a masked ball... Will she meet him and find out who he is?


A very saucy story from Alden Bradley about a naughty Scottish lady, but perhaps all is not quite as it seems







(Please stay tuned! I'll update this list as I add more)
Favorite Books:
The End of Mr Y, The Catcher in the Rye, The Wasp Factory, I Am Legend, Marathon Man, Tales of the City, The Witching Hour, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo trilogy, The Dark Tower series, Jane Eyre, HHGTTG,
Favorite Authors:
Iain Banks, Stephen King, Richard Matheson, Oscar Wilde, Shakespeare (yes, really!), Austen, Ann Rice, Christopher Brookmyre, Stieg Larsson, Douglas Adams, Stephen Fry, Scarlett Thomas
Favorite Movies:
Wayne's World, Beetlejuice, Fight Club, The Princess Bride, The Lost Boys, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (remake), The Constant Gardener, The Big Sleep, A Night At The Opera (Love the Marx Brothers), The Wizard of Oz, I'm a huge Tim Burton Fan, also rather fond of Tarantino, Guillermo del Torro, Terry Gilliam...
Favorite Music:
I love music and the way that just the right song comes on at just the right time!!
To be honest, there's not much I don't like and I love finding new bands and songs...
I go to a lot of gigs too...


Date Joined:
20 Sep 2012
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Stories Published By Mazza All Stories »

Recommended Read Give Me My Fucking Kisses!

Thank God you’re here! What took so long? My day’s been shit, it’s all gone wrong! You said that you’d be right along! Give me some fucking kisses! ~o~ The kids played up, the dog was sick, I thought the vet would do the trick And you were late, you stupid prick! I need some fucking kisses! ~o~ Don’t say a word, you’ll only lie, I never thought you’d be that guy... ...

Added 02 Sep 2014 | Category Love Poems | Views 2,565 | 35 Comments

Writer’s Block

I cannot write. The words won’t come, They do not flow, they do not run. No musings glowing on my screen, Nor rhyming couplets to be seen. I sit and stare, then stare and sit And that’s about the size of it. * I’m trying write, my words are stuck Type, delete, yet still no luck. My thoughts of you a jumble now. I’d like to say, but don’t know how. So I pick...

Added 02 Jul 2014 | Category Love Poems | Views 2,361 | 31 Comments

Audio Story Recommended Read Natural Beauty

“Woo hoo! I’ve got a date! Finally a real, proper date!” Ellen dropped her phone onto the table and punched the air, “You little beauty!!” Her fleeting reverie was interrupted by a tinny, laughing voice from the table, “Ellen? Ellen! I’m still here.” “Bob? Is that you?” Ellen looked around, confused, until she noticed that the screen of her iPhone was still lit up. “Oh shit, fuck!”...

Added 31 Jul 2013 | Category Mature | Views 15,410 | 43 Comments

Audio Story Recommended Read Natural Beauty Part 2 - The Date

After a few months of chatting online with Bob, Ellen had agreed to meet him for dinner, followed by a night out. Not having dated since her husband, Ken, passed away, she was rather nervous about it and had used just about every beauty tip in the book to get herself looking good... **** Ellen caught herself admiring the tight little ass of the young Italian waiter, as she followed...

Added 05 Jan 2014 | Category Mature | Views 13,687 | 33 Comments

Natural Beauty Part 3 - A Night At The Circus

As the driver navigated the short distance to the circus ground, Ellen took the opportunity to re-touch her make up. She tilted her compact mirror this way and that as she reapplied her lipstick, powdered her face and aimed eye drops into her slightly reddened orbs until she was satisfied with her appearance. She remembered with a grimace how Bob’s heel had pressed against her leg but when...

Added 30 Jun 2014 | Category Mature | Views 5,517 | 25 Comments

Audio Story Oh! It Burns!

I love the works of the Scottish poet, Robert Burns. He wrote many famous poems and songs. He was less well-known for his raunchy, sexy poems. This is my tribute to him and, were he alive today, I'm certain that he would approve (in fact, I would bet good money that he would be writing here on Lush!) I’ve written it phonetically, in broad Scots, with an English translation underneath. I...

Added 08 May 2014 | Category Erotic Poems | Views 5,669 | 42 Comments

Audio Story Vibrators Are For Pussies!

"Open your legs," his growl echoed through the tinny speakers. "Show me that hot, sticky cunt of yours... No, of MINE!" I obediently lifted my bare ass and parted my thighs. His eyes widened and his lips formed a silent ‘O’ as I tilted the laptop lid down, webcam making my pussy fill his screen. "Oh, there's a good fucking girl," he cooed. "Now, spread those juicy lips for me, show...

Added 13 Dec 2013 | Category Masturbation | Views 34,236 | 51 Comments

Audio Story Bloody Typical

Cruel bitch! Dream squasher! Fate, Fortune, Destiny... Whatever the fuck her name is? How I loathe her sometimes. ~oOo~ Laughing at my plans, With her turned up nose And that cute, wee smile. That harpie has plans of her own. ~oOo~ Testing me, teasing me, Showing me what I might have, Giving me the merest glimpse Of hope, shining from the darkness. ~oOo~...

Added 10 Nov 2013 | Category Love Poems | Views 3,152 | 33 Comments

Audio Story Recommended Read My First Taste Of Cock

I lay, head on his chest, half asleep to the hypnotic, white-noise flicker of the television as his hand stroked my hair. I felt completely relaxed. My hand was on his thigh, lightly stroking the taut denim and he sighed as my fingers moved along the seam, towards his crotch. He wriggled slightly as I touched his bulge. We’d been going out for two months and hadn’t done much, except...

Added 09 Mar 2014 | Category Flash Erotica | Views 46,582 | 70 Comments

Audio Story Recommended Read Perfucktory

“I’m close, Lou!” Drew gasped and raised his head briefly before dropping it again and continuing to pummel his wife. He sawed into her with the same determination he did every Sunday night and the occasional Friday or Saturday, if she was really lucky. She dug her nails into his shoulders, raised her knees as high as she could and pressed her heels into his buttocks, digging them in...

Added 13 Oct 2013 | Category Straight Sex | Views 18,308 | 54 Comments

Stories Coauthored By Mazza

Audio Story Curlygirly and Mazza’s Big Sandwich, Part 1 - Getting Ready

This is a story written jointly by myself and my pal, Mazza. We’ve had a forum thread, Curlygirly and Mazza’s Big Sandwich, running for quite a while now on Lush and we thought that it might be fun to write about how things might go, if we could actually make it happen. We hope you enjoy reading it as much as we enjoyed writing it! Curligirly picked up her ridiculous bubble-gum...

Added 06 Jan 2013 | Category MILF | Votes 44 | Avg Score 5 | Views 13,091 | 33 Comments

The Big Sandwich 2 - Pussy Posse

This is a story jointly written by myself and my partner in crime, Mazza. Mazza woke, her head was pounding. She opened her eyes and the room swam in and out of focus. What a mess! Champagne bottles, empty glasses and food wrappers were strewn everywhere. “Where the hell am I?” She thought as she began to sit up on the sofa, which was a mistake, as her head immediately began to spin...

Added 24 Jul 2013 | Category Group Sex | Votes 38 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 8,715 | 26 Comments


Inspired by Mazza’s “Perfucktory” and written as a companion story. 'Almost there,' he thought. He could feel it building.   Andrew went into his signature move, his closer. He knew it was time after he saw her signs. He felt the nails, waited for her to pull her knees up and jam her heels into his butt. Of course he already had her near the edge, and when he’d told her he was close,...

Added 26 Oct 2013 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 23 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 4,713 | 13 Comments

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