Provocative, foul-mouthed Scottish girl, just here for a laugh and to do a bit of scribbling...(I'm quite friendly, but please do add a note if you're sending a friend request) *NB: I'm not around here all that much these days, so I may not get back to you right away, but I WILL get back to you.Also, while I do like to have a bit of a laugh and a giggle, understand that I am not interested in being sexed up or cybering... Please respect that in case you were wondering, my AV isn't me, it just represents me
Thank God you’re here! What took so long? My day’s been shit, it’s all gone wrong! You said that you’d be right along! Give me some fucking kisses! ~o~ The kids played up, the dog was sick, I thought the vet would do the trick And you were late, you stupid prick! I need some fucking kisses! ~o~ Don’t say a word, you’ll only lie, I never thought you’d be that guy... ...
Added 02 Sep 2014 | Category Love Poems
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I cannot write. The words won’t come, They do not flow, they do not run. No musings glowing on my screen, Nor rhyming couplets to be seen. I sit and stare, then stare and sit And that’s about the size of it. * I’m trying write, my words are stuck Type, delete, yet still no luck. My thoughts of you a jumble now. I’d like to say, but don’t know how. So I pick...
Added 02 Jul 2014 | Category Love Poems
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“Woo hoo! I’ve got a date! Finally a real, proper date!” Ellen dropped her phone onto the table and punched the air, “You little beauty!!” Her fleeting reverie was interrupted by a tinny, laughing voice from the table, “Ellen? Ellen! I’m still here.” “Bob? Is that you?” Ellen looked around, confused, until she noticed that the screen of her iPhone was still lit up. “Oh shit, fuck!”...
Added 31 Jul 2013 | Category Mature
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After a few months of chatting online with Bob, Ellen had agreed to meet him for dinner, followed by a night out. Not having dated since her husband, Ken, passed away, she was rather nervous about it and had used just about every beauty tip in the book to get herself looking good... **** Ellen caught herself admiring the tight little ass of the young Italian waiter, as she followed...
Added 05 Jan 2014 | Category Mature
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As the driver navigated the short distance to the circus ground, Ellen took the opportunity to re-touch her make up. She tilted her compact mirror this way and that as she reapplied her lipstick, powdered her face and aimed eye drops into her slightly reddened orbs until she was satisfied with her appearance. She remembered with a grimace how Bob’s heel had pressed against her leg but when...
Added 30 Jun 2014 | Category Mature
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I love the works of the Scottish poet, Robert Burns. He wrote many famous poems and songs. He was less well-known for his raunchy, sexy poems. This is my tribute to him and, were he alive today, I'm certain that he would approve (in fact, I would bet good money that he would be writing here on Lush!) I’ve written it phonetically, in broad Scots, with an English translation underneath. I...
Added 08 May 2014 | Category Erotic Poems
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"Open your legs," his growl echoed through the tinny speakers. "Show me that hot, sticky cunt of yours... No, of MINE!" I obediently lifted my bare ass and parted my thighs. His eyes widened and his lips formed a silent ‘O’ as I tilted the laptop lid down, webcam making my pussy fill his screen. "Oh, there's a good fucking girl," he cooed. "Now, spread those juicy lips for me, show...
Added 13 Dec 2013 | Category Masturbation
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Cruel bitch! Dream squasher! Fate, Fortune, Destiny... Whatever the fuck her name is? How I loathe her sometimes. ~oOo~ Laughing at my plans, With her turned up nose And that cute, wee smile. That harpie has plans of her own. ~oOo~ Testing me, teasing me, Showing me what I might have, Giving me the merest glimpse Of hope, shining from the darkness. ~oOo~...
Added 10 Nov 2013 | Category Love Poems
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I lay, head on his chest, half asleep to the hypnotic, white-noise flicker of the television as his hand stroked my hair. I felt completely relaxed. My hand was on his thigh, lightly stroking the taut denim and he sighed as my fingers moved along the seam, towards his crotch. He wriggled slightly as I touched his bulge. We’d been going out for two months and hadn’t done much, except...
Added 09 Mar 2014 | Category Flash Erotica
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“I’m close, Lou!” Drew gasped and raised his head briefly before dropping it again and continuing to pummel his wife. He sawed into her with the same determination he did every Sunday night and the occasional Friday or Saturday, if she was really lucky. She dug her nails into his shoulders, raised her knees as high as she could and pressed her heels into his buttocks, digging them in...
Added 13 Oct 2013 | Category Straight Sex
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