About Metilda


I joined in 2013. It's 2018, time to update my profile...

Things have changed a lot for me since joining Lush. Thanks to Lush, I have a success writing career under my belt and intend to continue it in my future. When I joined, I was timid and shy, and now I'm outgoing and happier with life.

My mind is much more open to sexual interests and I no longer see myself as rigidly 'straight'. My writing repertoire has expanded considerably.

Relationship Status:
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24 May 2018 08:07
I read, I write, I read some more. I'm actually a college student these days, pursuing a degree in marketing and many of my interests have been shelved as I try to prevent insanity from taking me over.
Favorite Books:
House of Leaves, The Last Manchurian, The Collector, For the Love of Stones, The House of Sleeping Beauties, and countless others.
Favorite Authors:
While I consider the authors of the works above to be favorites, I foremost enjoy the catalogs of Shay Savage, Nabokov, Roi, Kawabata, Tom Clancy, and Charlotte Stein
Favorite Movies:
I listen to movies as background noise (well - if I'm not opting for porn) while I write:

The Lion in Winter, Phantom of the Opera, The Fifth Element, Snatch, Assassin's Creed, The Last Emperor, The Princess Bride, What We Do in the Shadows.
Favourite TV Shows:
Right now I'm into Counterpart. I enjoy Lucifer though it's ridiculous and cheesy. I also watch a lot of science shows like What On Earth and Expedition Unknown.
Favorite Music:
I'm not picky about genres - it just depends on what mood I'm in (this is in fact my answer to so many things that regard 'what do you like' type questions: it depends on my mood)

I passionately love Type O Negative. RIP Peter.


Date Joined:
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Topic: Permission to have Orgasm
Posted: 20 May 2018 17:08

Controlling when one can come takes training. Someone can't just up and master that over night. It takes time, patience, and learning how your body works in order to have more control over yourself. Mastering your pleasure. For some, it's highly rewarding to learn how to do so.

Topic: Is it true women are incapable of reaching orgasm
Posted: 10 Apr 2018 18:17

I guess I faked myself into thinking I have orgasms.

The Matrix has you. This is your residual self.

"Why is my clit so sore?"
"You've never used it before."

LOL... now that has me wondering where the legal line falls between copyright infringement and legal parody.

I'm just straight up fucking insane - I've had thousands and thousands of orgasms in my lifetime. I'm going to die poor but damned satisfied.

Topic: Why do women care so much about getting cheated on?
Posted: 09 Apr 2018 22:07

Sorry - I just fail to see how founded in reality your opinions on cheating and sex itself can be if you've never had it. Clearly you've never been cheated on or formed an emotional bond with someone through sex . . . so you have a lot of opinions based on what?

Sex is a powerful thing - don't underestimate it.

People kill for it, people enslave other people for it.

Topic: Why do women care so much about getting cheated on?
Posted: 09 Apr 2018 21:47

Sex I’ve never had?

I am a virgin

Topic: Is it true women are incapable of reaching orgasm
Posted: 09 Apr 2018 21:44

OMG! you too?? that is how i prevent pregnancy!! <img src="/images/emoticons/watersports.gif" alt="Water Sports"> Or just make sure you cum <img src="/images/emoticons/sign17.gif" alt="sign10"> in any OTHER orifice

She's still a virgin if she took it in the butt, as we all know.

Topic: Why do women care so much about getting cheated on?
Posted: 09 Apr 2018 21:32

It’s just sex. I have a theory women don’t really care. They have been conditioned to think it’s the end of the world. Every movie where a woman gets cheated on she looses her shit. She starts throwing clothes out a window. She takes the kids and run away to her parents house. I think if a girl I’m dating ever told me she cheated on me I’d never give her the power to let her know it bothered me. I’d probably thank her for telling me and then ask her if thst’s all would she mind if I went back to watching the game.

Well - whew - good thing you'll pretend like it doesn't hurt you instead of murdering her for it.

But, I don't think a lot of women even do what you referred to above in real life (sounds like movie drama to me), people respond to the message that the cheating sends, not necessarily the cheating itself. Like - someone cheats - and the interpretation of the reasons (message that sends) could be 'you don't love me' or 'why be with me if I'm not good enough for you?' and so on.

Relationships are a commitment - they're a personal sacrifice at times. When someone doesn't respect that, it wounds.

Don't be so quick to discount the sex you've never had as being 'just sex'. If you love someone and go through a relationship with extreme commitment and sacrifice, you might be shocked as to what you really feel about sex, cheating, and everything else down the road.

Topic: Easier way of purging dead profiles off friend's list?
Posted: 09 Apr 2018 15:37

Your ghostly friend challenge made me not sleep.

So I'm keen to understand what you are seeing. Your friends list in your settings page will not show a user who no longer has a profile on here (been deleted). So perhaps you are seeing friends who have deactivated their accounts? Are these what you classify as dormant?

LOL :) Hopefully sleep came anyway :)

There are a few different things here... let me try to get this organized:

Glad you clarified that - so then yes, I'm presuming that all the profiles were "404 - nothing to see here (the picture of the sad girl)" were deactivated by the user at some point.

"Dormant" for me is just a general way of saying 'they're not around anymore'. Whether that's because they just haven't logged in for years, or if they deactivated their account.

I was mainly wondering about a mass-removal approach being enabled somehow so it's easier to remove multiples at a time.

In the Friends listing (that's accessible through 'settings') it provides a checkbox to the upper-left of each avatar. However, these checkboxes don't really let you do anything. You can't click multiple check boxes but it doesn't allow you to do anything in one fell swoop. I had to then remove profiles manually.

So I was going across each line - clicking those profiles open in a new tab - so then I could look at the profile and see when they were last active.

Then, to remove, I had to go back to the Friend's list page, scroll through and find that avatar and click 'remove'.

Each time I removed a friend from the list, the page would reset and send me back to the top - and I'd repeat the scroll/hunt to remove the next, and the next.

I purged over 100 profiles from my Friend's list this way over a few days. It was very tedious.


So I really don't know what would make that type of thing easier to do. No matter what, it would have to be decided on a profile-by-profile basis and, yes, it would be best for this to be done manually by the person wanting to clean up the friend list.

If the checkboxes allowed you affect those checked profiles in the same way, that would have been awesome. (like how the inbox systems lets you clean up quick).

And if there was a way to 'remove this person from your friend's list' from within their profile that would be great too . . . at least for me, given that I had to open and looked at every profile to figure out what to do then go back (etc). . . however, I see significant risk that comes with that option from people accidentally clicking.

At the least, if the friend's list screen didn't scroll to the top after every removal, that would have been awesome.

Thanks for looking this over with your thinking hat on :)

Topic: any noise
Posted: 09 Apr 2018 11:54

I've perfected the craft of the quiet orgasm which really just involves me holding my breath. It's out of both necessity and hotness for me.

While i love noise, and can be very careless with my mouth - I'm not always having sex with my husband in our bed. A lot of the times I like to get off while he's asleep next to me or while he's in the living room doing something else while I'm watching porn or chatting on lush at the computer in the corner.

Topic: Financial control
Posted: 09 Apr 2018 11:39

Do you find the woman having financial control (or even domination) of the guy a turn on in a relationship?


I do the budget, pay bills, and spend most of the money. By controlling the budget I'm just controlling my own self. LOL

Topic: Is it true women are incapable of reaching orgasm
Posted: 08 Apr 2018 22:23

Next time on Virgin Mythos...

The best way to ensure your girlfriend doesn't get pregnant after sex is to pee into her vagina. Also, hymens, just how deep do you need to go to break one?

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Thank you for the add and lovely conversation. I look forward to chatting again soon.
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19 Dec 2017 04:51

Merry Christmas, Metilda!

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Thank you
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As I entered the master suite, I could hear the shower... feeling the extra humidity building from the steamy water.... Moving closer, I took time to take in the contrast of her tanned body against the dark slate color of the walk-in shower.... remembering the last time I joined her there.... the time I held her in my arms.... her tears becoming lost within the course of water running down her face.... it was the first time for us and the day I shipped out for what I thought would be a three year tour. And now, hear I am, finally home after all those extra months laying in a far away hospital to mend..... not knowing if I'd ever see her.... only my dreams and hopes to carry me... not knowing if she waited or if she still would want what was left of me.... But I gaze now at the smoothness of her skin.... her womanly lady charms..so swollen and I know so sweet.... "God, thank you for seeing past my doubts and giving me what life I have... And for this I'm about to eat...."
01 Aug 2017 04:51
Thinking of you dearest lady xxx

28 Jul 2017 14:03

So good to meet you and I look forward to seeing you again soon x
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Thinking of you babe

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