About Monocle


I started writing erotic fiction to name the demons and succubi dancing in my head since adolescence. I continued writing because I liked it, and it provided catharsis for fantasies I would never contemplate acting out. I am more attracted to erotica (whatever the medium) written for or directed toward women (and if it focuses on my own preferred kinks, all the better). That is also, for better or worse, the often way I end up trying to write. I am sure testosterone poisoning shows through, sometimes transparently, but I can’t apologize. If you’re really interested in my personal details, I think you can come up with something much better than I can.

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Topic: The Gun Control Debate Thread.
Posted: 29 Jul 2014 21:57

My guns haven't killed anyone.

Topic: Boko Haram Abductions
Posted: 07 May 2014 15:23

A quote from the other day - "If those girls had been oil wells (or white), they'd have been found and returned already."

Topic: For you that voted for Obama...
Posted: 05 May 2014 03:52

If you would like to know, the Defense budget of the United States is 19 % of the entire federal budget in Fiscal Year 2013. The total federal spending in Fiscal year was 3.5 trillion. Cuts have already been applied to the US Defense budget due to something called Sequestration, which required mandatory cuts (50% percent) to the defense budget.

Certain parts of the defense budget. Show me where the bottom line of the total defense budget was cut 50%.

The fact it's still a dangerous world doesn't mean we don't overspend on our military anyway. Hundreds of millions for fighter engines nobody wants. Cammo uniform travesties in the millions of dollars. We spent $1b more on air conditioning in Iraq and Aghansitan in 2010-11 than the entire NASA budget.

We have more aircraft carriers than all other navies in the world combined.

The list is very, very long. Trimming a few 10's of billions from the military would reduce US power by a negligible fraction, and completely end dozens of underfunding crises.

Topic: For you that voted for Obama...
Posted: 04 May 2014 19:36

I only chimed in because Non-Americans were commenting or implying that the Defense budget could afford to have a "few billions" cut from the annual budget.
And they're 100% right.

Topic: What if Ukraine join NATO?
Posted: 29 Apr 2014 04:24


and less of the 'cesspit of sin', you denigrate yourself as well as all other members here.

I practice irony.

So do you, albeit unintentionally.

Topic: What if Ukraine join NATO?
Posted: 28 Apr 2014 15:21

You may find that Matthew Henry's commentary helpful.

I may find prophecy to be bullshit.

In fact, I always have.

You didn't answer my question. What is a biblical end-timer like you doing in a cesspit of sin like Lush?

Topic: What if Ukraine join NATO?
Posted: 28 Apr 2014 04:37

Try Ezekiel 38

Try again.

Topic: Should creationism be taught in schools?
Posted: 27 Apr 2014 12:02

Religious studies should be a elective in high school. Dangerous idea to be sure but young people should a better crasp on religions practice of all sorts to eliminate the current ignorance that plagues of youth about other cultures.

Study _about_ religion (and comparative religion at that) is fine and I agree a useful cultural education. Study of a single religion-as-law would be indoctrination and has no place in public education.

Topic: Should creationism be taught in schools?
Posted: 27 Apr 2014 08:58

Then the question should be should religion be taught in school?

Comparative religion? History of religion? Sure.
Religious doctrine, or any one specific religion-as-law? No.

Topic: Should creationism be taught in schools?
Posted: 27 Apr 2014 08:01

Evolution was taught in science classes for a private Christian school, why can't it be the other way? At least for a week?
Because creationism is not science. It's really that simple.

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White Xmas

(Author's note: Yes, this is a Holiday Contest entry, and yes, I am cheating, sort of.) Our sleeping bags zip together perfectly, something we discovered by accident a few trips ago, and have taken shameless and wanton advantage of ever since. When two of you are heating the same small, well insulated space, the need for thermal underwear, or indeed any additional layers at all...

Added 28 Oct 2009 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.63 | Views 7,550 | 2 Comments


Long day. It was the end of a long day, at the end of a long week, and Rachel was tired. Worn out, feet aching, she had opted out of the Friday Club-a-thon with work friends, riding home to her small flat, grabbing the fixings of a quick dinner at the corner market next to the bus stop. She was shimmying out of her knee-length blue skirt even as the apartment door was closing, kicking it...

Added 07 Oct 2009 | Category Supernatural | Votes 20 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 19,862 | 9 Comments


Last summer, I'd been living in the City since the previous fall, and was finally used to the noise and bustle. I worked at the Big Bean slinging coffee, spending my pay as it came in on rent and fun. I went to casting calls when they came up, and was avoiding deciding whether I was going to try college the coming fall if the stage didn't end up calling my name, or if I would roll another year....

Added 19 Apr 2009 | Category BDSM | Votes 0 | Avg Score 0 | Views 7,278 | 1 Comment

Lover's Game

I'm awakened to the feel of the silk blindfold being lowered over my eyes. I mumble and stir, and my lover's quiet voice hushes me. "Shh, just you relax. We're going to play another little game this morning," he tells me. "mmmmm" is my sleepy reply. His games are always exciting, and through my grogginess I feel a spark of interest and excitement kindle inside. He shifts on the bed,...

Added 16 Apr 2009 | Category BDSM | Votes 4 | Avg Score 4 | Views 7,843 | 4 Comments

Editor's Pick Spooning

We went to bed spooned, as we often do, but this evening I just couldn't seem to fall asleep. My mind wouldn't relax, and my body, though comfortable, wouldn't really let go. You know how that happens sometimes. The mundane niggling events of the workday just wouldn't leave my head. I tried to distract myself with songs, memories, even sheep for goodness sakes, but nothing worked. I was...

Added 07 Dec 2008 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 20 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 36,027 | 10 Comments

Grey Dream

A dream... The scene is clearly one of a dream. The big, floppy recliner I sit in is the only thing really in focus. The room is bright, but grey and indistinct, because it's not really important. You are there. I see you are... smaller than you are. And grayer. And cold, sad. I beckon you to me and you climb onto my lap. My arms encircle you as you curl up. I feel larger than I am....

Added 07 Dec 2008 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.44 | Views 3,079

Two Mornings

Monday She was at the sink doing her morning ablutions in her short summer robe, having just showered. Her dark still-damp curls, held back from her face by a berrette, tumbled down her back almost to her slender waist. She leaned slightly over the sink, looking into the mirror as she prepared to brush her teeth, her legs about shoulder width apart. I ducked quietly into the bathroom...

Added 07 Dec 2008 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.08 | Views 5,140 | 1 Comment

In Your Hands

@@@@@@@ The restaurant, her choice, was as fine as she'd said it would be, and the play, my choice, was as good as the reviews had promised. Her dress, black and slinky, teased me all evening, with her shoulders and back semi-hidden under a filmy shawl, and the skirt slit up to just there... She had learned that part of me rapidly and well. We had learned each other actually, and surprisingly....

Added 28 Feb 2007 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 6 | Avg Score 3.67 | Views 7,923 | 1 Comment

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