Forum posts made by morgan

Topic What's your favorite Bruce Willis movie outside of the Die Hard movies?
Posted 18 Jun 2013 13:00

12 Monkeys, no doubt.

Hudson Hawk??

Striking Distance?


Topic Your opinion: Top 10 Rock Guitarists of All Time
Posted 18 Jun 2013 10:40

WOW!! Love James but to put him in a list with the rest of these guys.................................


For real, Hetfield is one of the greatest right hands in metal (and rock). Sure he's not a pyrotechnic widdler like a lot of the folks cited here, but in terms of tight, clean downward picking, melodic creativity, speed, songwriting and understanding of assembling guitar parts in the studio environment, I must petition his inclusion.

Plus he does all that shit while singing!

And yeah, I forgot Paul Gilbert. If we're going to have a mention of Buckethead, we can't even talk about that until PG is on the roster!

Topic Can I get an interview with you?
Posted 18 Jun 2013 06:22

Introduce the title of your story: Gallery
Genre/Category: Supernatural, although I don't know if that's the best descriptor for it.
Provide the link:

1. What first inspired you to write this particular story?

I was watching Anthrax, playing at the bg 4 concert in Sophia, Bulgaria. They have a song called Medusa which is a great tune about the Greek myth of the same name. It struck me that it could make a rocking sex story being as it is, a tale about the inherent male fear of the female magic. Men often read feminine wiles as being mental instability, evil etc etc. We have a tendency to deride shit we don't understand.

2. How did you come up with these characters?

This dystopian world lives inside of me. I have seen clear pictures of it since I was a small child. Picking characters is just a matter of looking into my primitive male 3rd eye and selecting a couple of people who look interesting to me.

3. How does it differ from some of your other stories?

It taps into an already established story. I'm like a band, doing a cover version of someone else's stuff! Hopefully a decent cover. I'm aiming for JohnnyCash's version of NIN's Hurt.

Best case, obviously.

4. What was the most challenging thing about writing this piece?

Not getting carried away thinking about girl's butts and just ending up getting myself off loads of times.

5. Anything else you want to tell us about it?

It's got wierd dudes in white suits, hot, dusty ruins, slippery boards, irony, violence and girl's bottoms.

Topic Your opinion: Top 10 Rock Guitarists of All Time
Posted 18 Jun 2013 06:03

Shit, forgot Rhodes, forgot Iommi.

Topic Your opinion: Top 10 Rock Guitarists of All Time
Posted 18 Jun 2013 06:02

A subject close to my heart...

In no particular order:

James Hetfield
Jeff Waters
Steve Vai
Trent Reznor (more of a keyboard player really, but anyway...)
Tom Morello
Keef Richards
Jimmy Page
Richie Blackmore

Topic Musicians amongst us, show yourselves!
Posted 18 Jun 2013 05:57

Twenty odd years as a guitarist, producer, Pro Tools engineer - amateur, semi-pro and pro as work has allowed.

Sadly it doesn't pay as well as working in the service of the 'free' world.

Rock and metal is my thing although I have sessioned for alt. country bands in years gone by.

Still writing, recording and (very occasionally) performing my prog-metal stuff with various vocalists and drummers. Can we post audio files on here??

Topic Do you read your own work to get off?
Posted 29 Mar 2013 13:17

I guess I'll have to try harder in future.

Topic Do you read your own work to get off?
Posted 28 Mar 2013 14:13

And furthermore no one reads my fuckin stories, so someone should get off on them!

Topic Do you read your own work to get off?
Posted 28 Mar 2013 13:20


If my stuff doesn't get a reaction outa me, then, chances are it won't end up on here.

And if the idea didn't give me the horn, then I wouldn't have bothered getting it down.

Topic Does anyone else crank their speakers up and dance around the room?
Posted 28 Mar 2013 13:18

Hell to the yeah.

Topic Writing in Parts
Posted 22 Mar 2013 15:50

I almost always write in pants.

Its the way to be.

Topic How slutty are you?
Posted 22 Mar 2013 15:48


You knows it.

It's in the mentality.

Topic Should obese people be classified as disabled?
Posted 11 Mar 2013 09:31

Screw them.

The region I live in is riddled with these fat, chinless fucks, who's only real medical complaint seems to be that they carry a walking stick and have a miserable look on their face. I see the bastards driving about in their brand new cars, paid for by the taxpayer and provided by Disability Scotland.

Unless fatassedness is the result of a straight up medical condition their bitch asses should be made to run until their boots fill up with blood.

Then sent to work.

Topic Quick question, Dick or Cock?
Posted 10 Mar 2013 12:36

Good question.

Context is everything here.

For me, personally, dick feels slightly more aggressive. Maybe I'll deploy it if there is something happening in the background that is pulling focus from it just being purely sexual, or perhaps if there is less familiarity between the characters. Cock feels right for describing something goddamn intimate.

But, it just depends on a whole bunch of stuff.

Write erotica when you're horny, then edit it when you're calm.

Ah, what the fuck do I know!

Topic Women in leggings
Posted 04 Mar 2013 08:44

They are the modern world's greatest invention and can make even a mediocre ass/legs combo look amazing.

Furtherfore, I can't seem to write an erotic story without them creeping in somewhere!

Topic What is the riskiest place you have ever masturbated?
Posted 01 Mar 2013 00:50


Topic Is squirting gross or hot?
Posted 28 Feb 2013 10:39

Is the Pope a Catholic?


Let me get it a damn bath o the stuff.

Topic Describe yourself in one word
Posted 27 Feb 2013 06:12


Topic 50 Shades of?
Posted 17 Jan 2013 08:32

50 Grades of Hay.

For those of you with horses.

Topic I need Girls help badly : !st Time Eating Out
Posted 17 Jan 2013 08:30

Ahh, the smell of the fairer sex in all it's varieties and intensities...

Hell and furthermore: yeah.

Topic Favorite/least favorite pet name
Posted 17 Jan 2013 08:24

For such a beautiful thing, bearded clam just horribly, horribly sucks vast amounts of ass... or arse depending on which side of the pond you are on.

Anyone who would use the expression 'axe wound' should probably just forget the whole 'female of the species' thing and go and give some men an angry, angry blowjob.

Just my opinion of course...

Topic For those with real avatars
Posted 16 Jan 2013 14:34

p.s. Big love to the dude with half his cock out though.

Maybe I should post a pic like that for ultimate safety!

Topic For those with real avatars
Posted 16 Jan 2013 14:31

Well, like the boyos above me, my avatar is me.

However, I have ingeniously disguised myself using a well known graphics editing package!!!!!

I've got no desire to live online as somethign I'm not and am all for being up front, but some of us have jobs who might not be too chuffed about finding out we pen erotic fiction in our spare time.

However remote the chances of being rumbled are...

Topic I need Girls help badly : !st Time Eating Out
Posted 16 Jan 2013 11:26

Or you could just power on through.

Topic Can a woman's sordid sexual history prevent her from being "the one"?
Posted 15 Jan 2013 03:59

Hell no.

I like a sordid past.

Topic Sex in the car...
Posted 14 Jan 2013 13:20

Neck twisting/neck breakage.

Topic Sex in the car...
Posted 14 Jan 2013 13:19

A Nissan Sunny has good headroom.

Doggy is feasible with only a bit of neck twisting.

Although the transit van with the stinky mattress in the back takes some beating.

Topic 50 Shades of?
Posted 14 Jan 2013 13:10

50 shades of gay.

Topic The Fanny Fart!
Posted 19 Apr 2012 00:12

Well, there is an element of that, yeah.

Still gets me off tho!!

Topic 3somes... Good or Bad
Posted 18 Apr 2012 10:19

i have had a ffm threesome on two occasions, the first time with a girlfriend at the time and someone we met, which was great for me! the second time was with two girls i met at a festival, was good fun if a little difficult as was in a tent...and probably looking back at it not very subtle! from a guys point of view though both times were great. would be interesting to see the difference with mmf but i dont know how that would be...a little awkward?

Madhttr - it's only the Mark I Cock. Don't worry about it. Just get in about the lassie and don't worry too much what the other bloke is up to!!