About MrNudiePants


Not one of the cool kids.

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Georgia, United States
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22 May 2018 13:56
I like outdoorsy stuff. Camping, canoeing, fishing, snorkeling. Especially if I can do them naked. I've been to the nude beach in Miami before, and loved it. There's just something about being naked, in nature, that's like a whole mini-vacation. One of the best times I ever had was snorkeling naked off the Florida Keys. Got my butt totally sunburned, but I really dug it. I also like things like archery, target shooting. Shooting of all kinds. I like things that go BANG! Lately, I've really started getting into photography. Got a nice DSLR camera, taken some Photoshop classes. Now this is a hobby I really, really think I can get into!
Favorite Books:
Ender's game. LOTR. Same as with movies - It's hard for a book to move me. I like all the old Heinlein science fiction books, as well as the Asimov books. I really couldn't stand what they did to "I, Robot" in that fucked-up screenplay.
Favorite Authors:
None, really. Heinlein, Asimov. Old school stuff. Oh, and Xuani, too!
Favorite Movies:
Lord of the Rings, Black Hawk Down. The Last Temptation of Christ. Fucking hell... I've seen and done so many things in my own life that it's really hard for a movie to impress me. I really dug Apocalypto.
Favorite Music:
Going through my IPOD... Aerosmith, Alicia Keys, Arrested Development, the Beatles, the Black Eyed Peas, Blondie (Debbie Harry), Bob Marley, Bob Seger, Boston, Bruce Springsteen, Carrie Underwood, Charlie Daniels, Christina Aguilera, Dave Matthews, Dido, Dire Straits, Eric Clapton, Faith Evans, Fantasia, Garth Brooks, Green Day, Heart, Janet Jackson, LeAnn Rimes, Lee Ann Womack, Leela Jamesm Los Lonely Boys, Macy Gray, Mariah Carey, Mary J Bligh, Phil Collins, Pink Floyd, Placido Domingo, Queen, Queen Latifah, Rascal Flatts, Raven Symone, REO Speedwagon, The Righteous Brothers, Robert Randoplph, Santana, Sarah LcLaughlan, Stevie Wonder, Styx, Tim McGraw, TLC, Toni Braxton, Trace Adkins, Van Halen (NOT Van Hagar...), and Wyclef... What the fuck does that tell you about me?


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Meeting Margot

I Dan Thomas felt completely adrift. The blazing lights, the blaring jazz, and the buzz brought on by the two or three industrial-strength Hurricanes he had been sipping all throughout the day had clearly lasted well into the evening. For many of the revelers, it was just another Mardi Gras, but for Dan, it seemed like a rebellious celebration of his rebirth. 45 years old, he...

Added 04 Nov 2013 | Category BDSM | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.71 | Views 3,339 | 5 Comments

Her first time at a nude beach.

The day started out like any other day. Well, like any other day in the past few weeks, that is. Normally, I would have gotten up, shaved, showered, and headed off to work. But it’s tough being an executive of a company where the owner is more concerned with what’s going up his nose than he is earning a profit. Since my firm closed, my days have taken on a monotonous regularity. Get up,...

Added 20 Jul 2010 | Category Exhibitionism | Votes 30 | Avg Score 4.79 | Views 96,583 | 18 Comments

Her First Time at a Nude Beach - Part 2

From Part 1: “No, YOU made the mess,” I chided. I giggled back. It was only then that she kissed me – just a quick peck on the lips. She pushed me over backward and leaped up, running for the surf. I watched her go, amazed again at the natural wonderfulness of her. At the water’s edge, she turned quickly. “You coming?” she called. Yes. Yes, I was. We splashed in the surf like kids....

Added 12 Aug 2010 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.73 | Views 19,731 | 5 Comments

A drink from her cup.

I drink red wine before the fire; She shares my cup with grace. Cold winds howl, the fire’s blaze Chases chill away. I lay her down and drink my wine From the hollow of her throat; Spilling out across her breast, My hungry lips then race. Her navel is a tankard full Of wine, ripe for the taking. Below, out spills her own sweet wine; A far more heady vintage. Rosé cheeks. ...

Added 04 Aug 2010 | Category Love Poems | Votes 6 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 1,937 | 2 Comments

She's more than meets the eye. - Ch 1

It was Saturday night, and Damien had just resigned himself to closing out another week-long bout of boredom, alone. His life lacked any kind of excitement. One day blended into the next seamlessly. Nothing fun or even remotely interesting ever seemed to happen around him. The problem, he reckoned, lay within him. He saw nothing special or exciting about himself. He was just about...

Added 02 Sep 2010 | Category First Time | Votes 20 | Avg Score 4.78 | Views 9,264 | 12 Comments

She's More Than Meets The Eye. - Ch 2

Previously: Soon, she pushed him away again, saying, “Can you get me my clothes?” “Going somewhere?” he asked. “Oh, yes, I am.” She replied. “I’m going to my room. And you’re coming with me…” Damien watched as Rebecca slowly slid her skirt up her smooth, silky legs. Her panties were so full of sand from lying on the beach there was no way she was going to even try to put them on. He...

Added 23 Sep 2010 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.6 | Views 5,721 | 4 Comments

She's More Than Meets The Eye. - Ch 3

From Part II As they reached the door, Damien paused, laughing. “This is totally crazy, you do realize that don’t you?” “Well,” she answered, giggling delightedly. “You didn’t think I was totally sane, did you?” Laughing, she opened the door, peered out both ways, and pulled him unresisting into the hallway… Damien's heart leaped into his chest as he heard the heavy...

Added 29 Oct 2010 | Category Anal | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.71 | Views 7,796 | 4 Comments

A Delightful Opening

Jack Brewster was not in a good mood. He came home from work in a good mood. He was in a good mood through most of his dinner. That all changed when his wife reminded him of their after-dinner engagement. "Don't forget, honey," Paige Brewster's voice rang out. "We have that gallery opening to go to tonight." A sodden lump grew in Jack's stomach as he finished his dinner mechanically. He...

Added 22 Jun 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.84 | Views 7,796 | 10 Comments

Editor's Pick The Masquerade Set-up

"You know I would just break your heart," she said with a smile. "I'll take that chance," he chuckled. I. Bethany was the perfect girl. All through school, she never had to work at anything. Good grades came easily, and team sports were a natural for someone with her athletic physique. Add long light-brown hair and blue baby-doll eyes to her fit 5' 5" frame, and a beautiful face with...

Added 03 Oct 2010 | Category Supernatural | Votes 32 | Avg Score 4.9 | Views 23,285 | 12 Comments

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