I approached your fortress without fearThe mote made me giggleThe alligators were a nice touchBut nothing could scare me awayI was determined to get closer to youI entered the dungeon to find the mazeI treaded carefully, learned my way aroundEvery like an...
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Mrs_Guarantee
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 32
United States
About
Hey all! First things first, if you’re going to read my page, please read the whole thing. Too many times have people said they read it and then ask me questions that were answered here. But if you're not going to read the whole thing, then to sum it up....don't whisper unless we've chatted before and I'm not interested in how turned on you are.
Now for those who actually want to get to know me....
I’m a little shy, but have opened up considerably during my time here. I'm happily married to an asexual and am a virgin myself (yes, I'm a married virigin). To be clear since some have misunderstood, my husband is asexual, I am not. I am also bi-curious. If you're going to talk to me about my sexual life with my husband, please be respectful. Also, because this ends up coming up a lot, I've never had an orgasm. THIS IS NOT A CHALLENGE! This is a friendly warning so you don't expect anything from me. If you have any questions for me, just ask. I’m open and can be really nice if you're nice to me and aren't pushy.
I joined lush to explore my curious side for women, and the curiosity has only become stronger thanks to my lovely friends here. I do mainly chat to women, but will talk to men, if they’re not trying to get in my panties. I enjoy talking to people, men and woman both, who can actually hold a conversation. Flirting and joking and whatnot are perfectly fine, but trying to get me in bed when we first meet will lead me to walk away. I’m not looking for new "playmates", so if one of your first lines is “I’m horny”, please keep moving along because I'm not interested. I realize this is a sex site, but I have more fun making friendships and I’m not here to please you, only myself. And men, my fantasies aren't about having sex with another man. They’re about having sex with my own husband, so don’t try. I’m sorry if I sound like a man basher. I don't mean to be. I’ve actually met a few cool guys who I enjoy chatting with. But like most women here, I’m tired of getting hit on by random people I don’t know and I’m usually here to unwind and hangout, not get off.
To people who judge me without knowing me, please find something better to do with your life, like enjoying this site for what it was intended for. My friends know me and know who I am and I don’t care about proving myself to people I don't know.
If we’re not friends, or at least acquaintances who’ve built up a repertoire, please do not approach me in whisper. I will not ask you to stop nor yell at you in public. You’ll simply be ignored. Please ask to whisper after talking to me in public. I feel like I might be sounding unapproachable after all this, but I’m really not. I just don't want to be approached for the wrong reasons. But please, if I haven't scared you off, just drop a hello or send a mail!
Interests
filmmaking, 4-wheeling, martial arts, reading, shooting, hot air ballooning, traveling
Favorite Books
I enjoy fantasy/dystopian future/post-apocolyptic novels. Most end up being in the YA section, but i do branch out for the right book.
I also enjoy Sunstone!
Favorite Movies
Toughest choice for me to make. Can't do it.
Favorite TV Shows
Once Upon a Time, The 100, Arrow, The Flash, Gotham, Rizzoli & Isles, Impractical Jokers, Dancing with the Stars
Also enjoy anime: Fairy Tail, SAO, Magi, Fullmetal Alchemist, RWBY, Akame Ga Kill...and more that I can't think of
Favorite Music
Aerosmith, Disturbed, Bon Jovi, Fallout Boy, Queen...and a wide range of others between rap, hip hop, rock. Really whatever I'm in the mood for.
Now for those who actually want to get to know me....
I’m a little shy, but have opened up considerably during my time here. I'm happily married to an asexual and am a virgin myself (yes, I'm a married virigin). To be clear since some have misunderstood, my husband is asexual, I am not. I am also bi-curious. If you're going to talk to me about my sexual life with my husband, please be respectful. Also, because this ends up coming up a lot, I've never had an orgasm. THIS IS NOT A CHALLENGE! This is a friendly warning so you don't expect anything from me. If you have any questions for me, just ask. I’m open and can be really nice if you're nice to me and aren't pushy.
I joined lush to explore my curious side for women, and the curiosity has only become stronger thanks to my lovely friends here. I do mainly chat to women, but will talk to men, if they’re not trying to get in my panties. I enjoy talking to people, men and woman both, who can actually hold a conversation. Flirting and joking and whatnot are perfectly fine, but trying to get me in bed when we first meet will lead me to walk away. I’m not looking for new "playmates", so if one of your first lines is “I’m horny”, please keep moving along because I'm not interested. I realize this is a sex site, but I have more fun making friendships and I’m not here to please you, only myself. And men, my fantasies aren't about having sex with another man. They’re about having sex with my own husband, so don’t try. I’m sorry if I sound like a man basher. I don't mean to be. I’ve actually met a few cool guys who I enjoy chatting with. But like most women here, I’m tired of getting hit on by random people I don’t know and I’m usually here to unwind and hangout, not get off.
To people who judge me without knowing me, please find something better to do with your life, like enjoying this site for what it was intended for. My friends know me and know who I am and I don’t care about proving myself to people I don't know.
If we’re not friends, or at least acquaintances who’ve built up a repertoire, please do not approach me in whisper. I will not ask you to stop nor yell at you in public. You’ll simply be ignored. Please ask to whisper after talking to me in public. I feel like I might be sounding unapproachable after all this, but I’m really not. I just don't want to be approached for the wrong reasons. But please, if I haven't scared you off, just drop a hello or send a mail!
Interests
filmmaking, 4-wheeling, martial arts, reading, shooting, hot air ballooning, traveling
Favorite Books
I enjoy fantasy/dystopian future/post-apocolyptic novels. Most end up being in the YA section, but i do branch out for the right book.
I also enjoy Sunstone!
Favorite Movies
Toughest choice for me to make. Can't do it.
Favorite TV Shows
Once Upon a Time, The 100, Arrow, The Flash, Gotham, Rizzoli & Isles, Impractical Jokers, Dancing with the Stars
Also enjoy anime: Fairy Tail, SAO, Magi, Fullmetal Alchemist, RWBY, Akame Ga Kill...and more that I can't think of
Favorite Music
Aerosmith, Disturbed, Bon Jovi, Fallout Boy, Queen...and a wide range of others between rap, hip hop, rock. Really whatever I'm in the mood for.
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