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Topic: How old do you have to be to be a MILF?
Posted: 28 Jul 2014 18:54

I figure as long as they ARE a mother they could be considered a MILF...right off of the top of my head I can go through a list ranging in females I know that I consider to be a MILF, the youngest being 26 the oldest is 45, but to me they're still MILF material. I'd do either one at the snap of a finger.

Topic: "Down there" Hair Preferences.
Posted: 28 Jul 2014 18:49

I like mine trimmed...close cropped so to speak. I don't want to have to dig thru a jungle of hair but I don't want completely shaven either (that seems to be the way of the world though). There's nothing sexier than pulling down a pair of panties to find a well manicured bush underneath.

Topic: Would you masturbate in front of...?
Posted: 07 May 2014 17:29

That's actually one of my biggest fantasies, but sadly enough I can't get my wife to do it :( I actually made a dvd of myself masturbating, from the beginning to end in hopes of one day giving it to her. In fact I just asked the gals if they thought it was a form of cheating, or would it be a turn on for them. I'd love to do mutual masturbation with my wife...maybe someday.

Topic: Boyfriend filming himself masturbating...
Posted: 07 May 2014 17:24

What would you think if you received a dvd from your boyfriend/husband/significant other of him masturbating for the camera???
Would ityou be aroused or do you think it would be a form of cheating on you?

(I've made such a DVD but I'm worried what my wife would think if I gave it to her. I mean, it's just me and me alone, no porn involved, just me from beginning to end. I would really like to share it...it actually turned me on that much more while I was making it. And yes, we do have an active sex life also, it was just something I did on a whim)

Topic: strap on
Posted: 13 Apr 2013 19:05

The closest I ever got was a small vibrator, and the woman using it on my was afraid to go any further. I was tied to the bed, blindfolded and was actally enjoying the sensations around my balls and butt hole. I never complained once and was secretly wishing that she'd insert at least a little bit, for experimentation, but alas, she quit ahead of time :-( Oh well, maybe some other time, but unless I do it to myself, I sincerely doubt it.

Topic: BJ vs Penetration
Posted: 28 Jan 2013 17:00

That's a tricky question...I mean, I've had sensational blowjobs and I've had really bad blowjobs. I've only been with one female who swallowed my load which was a great big turn-on and made me want to fuck her that much more. So all the women who've give me crappy blowjobs, I'd prefer the penetration or even a handjob would be better than a poorly performed blowjob. The main thing is...get me off...don't leave me hanging forever trying to coax the cum out of me. Make me want to cum. But then again my basic theory is...you cum for me and I'll cum for you :)

Topic: Where do you cum after masturbation?
Posted: 28 Jan 2013 16:53

Ever since I was about 16, I have more often than not used a picture to cum on. As a 'kid' it was any female dressed in some sort of lingerie (bra and/or panties) fresh out of the Sunday paper. And even now that I'm older (and married) I still jerk off to a good picture every now and then. I like to fantasize that the woman in the picture actually wants me to cum on her. Or sometimes the girl in the picture is so damn hot, I just want to jerk off to her.

Topic: pale girls?
Posted: 28 Jan 2013 16:47

The main thing is to be natural...that goes for the entire female form. It always amazes me how women seem to compare themselves to their female counterparts. I'm happy with my 5 3/4" cock (it hasn't let me down yet and I'm 56), so I don't look at someone in a prno with a nine incher and wish I was bigger. Why can't women accept what God gave them?

Topic: Older Man/Younger woman fantasy
Posted: 02 Jul 2012 17:55

Is it wrong for a married man to fantasize about a co-worker half his age? And how would you feel if it was YOU that he was fantasizing about?

Topic: That thin fabric holding her tits: How are you at un-hooking a bra?
Posted: 02 Jul 2012 17:48

Does honesty count??? I suck at it, LOL

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Stories Published By NoahBody All Stories »

Me and My Camera

This may sound a bit warped to the male readers (and maybe some female as well), but lately I’ve discovered a new way of getting myself off. It all started by buying an inexpensive video camera and one day, while in a particularly horny mood, I decided to videotape myself. It took very little planning. I basically perused through a folder filled with naked girls, which obviously got my...

Added 04 Apr 2013 | Category Masturbation | Votes 4 | Avg Score 4 | Views 7,155 | 2 Comments

Look...No Hands

So here it is, for all of those ladies wondering what us guys do when we’re home alone all by ourselves. Sitting in front of the computer, typing and letting you know EXACTLY what I’m doing and what I am feeling. The first thing I do is pause to put on this lime green vibrating cock ring I have. It’s one of those that have the vibrating egg in it, so I turn it so that it’s facing...

Added 01 Jul 2012 | Category Masturbation | Votes 6 | Avg Score 3.67 | Views 12,241 | 3 Comments

Happy Birthday Julie

Did you ever work with a woman that you thought was so fucking hot that you would do practically anything, just to spend one night with her? Such is the story of Julie, the Julie that I work with. It didn’t quite start out like this. It all started innocently enough by me asking her mother what her name was, and it just kind of took off from there. The first thing that caught my attention...

Added 13 Mar 2011 | Category Masturbation | Votes 0 | Avg Score 0 | Views 5,971

Watching Football (or so you think)

How do I begin? Should I start by telling you that right this second I am extremely horny? My wife sits in the living room watching one of her boring reality TV shows. Little does she know or care about what I’m doing. I feel my cock jump ever so slightly as it sort of knows what it wants me to do. Trust me when I tell you that I’m not a bad looking guy, so it probably wouldn’t be hard to...

Added 31 Oct 2010 | Category Masturbation | Votes 6 | Avg Score 4.17 | Views 15,904 | 2 Comments

Thoughts Of You (my friend/my fantasy)

As I lay here everything is silent, my wife gone for the day shopping, the kids off with grandma. I languish in the silence of it all. Lying back on the bed, in just a t-shirt and basketball shorts, I begin to write to you on my little net book. There seems to be so much I want to say, but still I hold back. I’m not sure of how far we can or how far we should take this. I want to pour my...

Added 13 Sep 2010 | Category Masturbation | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 8,035 | 2 Comments


So, here I am, on vacation. And you wonder what I’m doing with all of my ‘free’ time (I hesitate to call it free because I worked for this time off). As I type this, I’m fresh out of the shower and I’m lying on the bed. Yes, naked. It would be so nice if you could join me. No kids, no distractions (except the usual bark of our dogs). Otherwise it’s just me in all my naked glory. I take a...

Added 04 Sep 2010 | Category Masturbation | Votes 3 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 12,021 | 1 Comment

All For Julie Revisited

If only you had even an inkling of an idea of what you do to me, maybe things would be different. But then again, I think you must have some idea. Today I called you “Kid” and you took a little offense to it. Then again, as I explained to you, it was meant strictly as a compliment. Everyday I look at you, the better you look. You always make me wish that I was in my late twenties,...

Added 03 Sep 2010 | Category Love Stories | Votes 3 | Avg Score 4 | Views 2,839

All For You

Attention: All horny females out there. Did you ever just want to sit back and watch your mate masturbate for you? That’s been a fantasy of mine for quite some time. Just to sit (or lie) there and jerk off until I cum. All the while my significant other sits across from me watching. And if she wants to make it doubly exciting, she could be doing herself right along with me. I swear, I would...

Added 01 Sep 2010 | Category Masturbation | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 12,080 | 7 Comments


“Just what the hell do you think you’re doing?” she blurted out. Here I was caught in the act, without anything close to an excuse. She stood in the doorway with that stone faced expression of hers that let me know I was in major trouble. There was no explaining away the facts that I was lying on the bed with a pair of dark pink nylon panties on, not only looking at pornography but writing...

Added 31 Aug 2010 | Category Fetish | Votes 23 | Avg Score 4.81 | Views 76,479 | 9 Comments

The Beginning Of My Panty Fetish

To begin with, growing up I was that short, skinny, scrawny kid that everybody picked on. Even in my late teen years I was only five feet tall and weighed approximately a hundred pound and even that was on a good day. So needless to say, I didn’t have a lot of dates, and sex was only something I read about in books, or if I was lucky enough to ‘find’ one…an adult magazine. Usually I bought...

Added 29 Aug 2010 | Category Fetish | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 39,457 | 4 Comments

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