Forum posts made by noahbody

Topic Do you like to play with tits, not just look at them?
Posted 04 Feb 2018 20:03

Hmmmm...probably the best pair of breasts that I encountered was a pair on the smallish side, very firm and not a hint of sag (she was probably a 34A or B) but I could have kiss, licked and nibbled on those pert beauties all day long. I'll bet you she went home tired and happy that day, not to brag or anything, but she had at least four orgasms before she (not me) called it quits. Sadly, I never heard from her again :(

Topic Who is your missed opportunity fantasy?
Posted 04 Feb 2018 14:29

A girl by the name of Cindy Dawn...we met at a campgrounds the summer of '78. All she would have to do is be near me - instant erection!!!

Topic Why do men edge themselves?
Posted 04 Feb 2018 14:01

It's all about the tease...I'd love to have a woman just tease me until I'm about to explode then stop for a bit, and then start it all over again.

Topic Cumming on a woman...?
Posted 04 Feb 2018 13:58

This used to drive me nuts (and not in a good way) ex-wife had me pull out every time (she was on the pill) and the one time I did cum inside her she threatened to cut off my balls if it happened again. This is probably one of the reasons I divorced her. Once in awhile is fine, but EVERY single time? No.

Topic what are different metods to masterbate !???
Posted 02 Feb 2018 03:21

If I have time, my favorite way is to sit back in my desk chair, put on a video (which usually involves a female masturbating)and just keep squeezing my balls between my thighs. Eventually with a enough stimulation, my cock explodes like a volcano. I also enjoy edging myself...getting to the point where I'm just about ready to cum and then stopping.

Topic How old do you have to be to be a MILF?
Posted 28 Jul 2014 18:54

I figure as long as they ARE a mother they could be considered a MILF...right off of the top of my head I can go through a list ranging in females I know that I consider to be a MILF, the youngest being 26 the oldest is 45, but to me they're still MILF material. I'd do either one at the snap of a finger.

Topic "Down there" Hair Preferences.
Posted 28 Jul 2014 18:49

I like mine trimmed...close cropped so to speak. I don't want to have to dig thru a jungle of hair but I don't want completely shaven either (that seems to be the way of the world though). There's nothing sexier than pulling down a pair of panties to find a well manicured bush underneath.

Topic Would you masturbate in front of...?
Posted 07 May 2014 17:29

That's actually one of my biggest fantasies, but sadly enough I can't get my wife to do it :( I actually made a dvd of myself masturbating, from the beginning to end in hopes of one day giving it to her. In fact I just asked the gals if they thought it was a form of cheating, or would it be a turn on for them. I'd love to do mutual masturbation with my wife...maybe someday.

Topic Boyfriend filming himself masturbating...
Posted 07 May 2014 17:24

What would you think if you received a dvd from your boyfriend/husband/significant other of him masturbating for the camera???
Would ityou be aroused or do you think it would be a form of cheating on you?

(I've made such a DVD but I'm worried what my wife would think if I gave it to her. I mean, it's just me and me alone, no porn involved, just me from beginning to end. I would really like to share actually turned me on that much more while I was making it. And yes, we do have an active sex life also, it was just something I did on a whim)

Topic strap on
Posted 13 Apr 2013 19:05

The closest I ever got was a small vibrator, and the woman using it on my was afraid to go any further. I was tied to the bed, blindfolded and was actally enjoying the sensations around my balls and butt hole. I never complained once and was secretly wishing that she'd insert at least a little bit, for experimentation, but alas, she quit ahead of time :-( Oh well, maybe some other time, but unless I do it to myself, I sincerely doubt it.

Topic BJ vs Penetration
Posted 28 Jan 2013 17:00

That's a tricky question...I mean, I've had sensational blowjobs and I've had really bad blowjobs. I've only been with one female who swallowed my load which was a great big turn-on and made me want to fuck her that much more. So all the women who've give me crappy blowjobs, I'd prefer the penetration or even a handjob would be better than a poorly performed blowjob. The main thing is...get me off...don't leave me hanging forever trying to coax the cum out of me. Make me want to cum. But then again my basic theory cum for me and I'll cum for you :)

Topic Where do you cum after masturbation?
Posted 28 Jan 2013 16:53

Ever since I was about 16, I have more often than not used a picture to cum on. As a 'kid' it was any female dressed in some sort of lingerie (bra and/or panties) fresh out of the Sunday paper. And even now that I'm older (and married) I still jerk off to a good picture every now and then. I like to fantasize that the woman in the picture actually wants me to cum on her. Or sometimes the girl in the picture is so damn hot, I just want to jerk off to her.

Topic pale girls?
Posted 28 Jan 2013 16:47

The main thing is to be natural...that goes for the entire female form. It always amazes me how women seem to compare themselves to their female counterparts. I'm happy with my 5 3/4" cock (it hasn't let me down yet and I'm 56), so I don't look at someone in a prno with a nine incher and wish I was bigger. Why can't women accept what God gave them?

Topic Older Man/Younger woman fantasy
Posted 02 Jul 2012 17:55

Is it wrong for a married man to fantasize about a co-worker half his age? And how would you feel if it was YOU that he was fantasizing about?

Topic That thin fabric holding her tits: How are you at un-hooking a bra?
Posted 02 Jul 2012 17:48

Does honesty count??? I suck at it, LOL

Topic Eating a girl???
Posted 02 Jul 2012 17:46

Personally, I enjoy it. I love hearing her breathing change, the low audible moans and finally the way she tenses up as she orgasms. For me it's more of a turn on if I know I'm getting her off in the process. Simply put I do it because I want to, not because I have to.

Topic Long or Short, Curly or Straight, Colour?
Posted 02 Jul 2012 04:16

I think it's all dependent of the shape of a woman's face, eye color etc. I have always had a thing for redheads but yet I have barely even dated one. My wife is a brunette, go figure. Meanwhile there is this young female that I work with who has black hair and it perfectly fits her dark, brooding eyes and yet I've never found myself attracted to dark haired females. It's all in the me, if it fits you, you will definitely know it. Same rules apply with a bad hairstyle/color.

Topic Do you like a girl that watches porn?
Posted 01 Jul 2012 15:32

I think it's hot to see a woman enjoy porn,and even hotter to watch a female perform live before me watching porn. One of my frequent fantasies is me and my female partner masturbating ourselves until we both get off. Then we could take a shower and start all over again, but this time fucking instead.

Topic Guys and Breasts
Posted 01 Jul 2012 15:23

Okay...I was always considered a little weird because I never paid much attention to those girls with big breasts. Ever since I can remember I've been attracted to small to mid-sized breasts. Even while in high school the guys would always comment about the girls with big boobs. Trust me there are guys out there who think very much like myself, and that is I would take an A cup cutie over some double D breasted cow anytime. And fake tits? Forget about it. If I want basketballs, I'll go to the sporting goods department.

Topic Make Up and tans?
Posted 17 Jun 2012 13:48

Ideally for me a woman should be natural...I dislike fake anything. When you wake up in the morning is she going to look hideous with no make up? And who really cares if she's tan or not? Beauty should come from within...not a bottle.

Topic Which do men prefer? panties or au natural?
Posted 17 Jun 2012 13:45

PANTIES...bikini cut (personally I hate thongs)...maybe nylon or satin or some other smooth material (I don't like cotton either).

Reasons-I love rubbing against a shapely ass with my hard on first thing in the morning. I like being able to visibly see that wet spot created by her pussy as I tease her. And it's like unwrapping a gift, you don't know what you're going to get until it's unwrapped.

Topic Ideal cup size
Posted 17 Jun 2012 13:40

A or B...I love small busted women and find myself staring at them a lot more often than their big titted sisters. And this coming from a man whose wife is a D cup...obviously I didn't marry her for her tits.

Topic What are you wearing right now?
Posted 17 Jun 2012 13:38

A pair of loose fitting basketball shorts and nothing more. And it feels good just to be hanging loose inside of them too :-)

Topic Pussy Piercings!!
Posted 17 Jun 2012 13:35

I guess for the guys who can't find their wives/girlfriends clits it's a good idea, but personally for me, no. I prefer on munching on a soft, wet flexible pussy, not nibbling on rocks. Sorry, but I don't even like the sight of them. You wanted honesty, there you go.

Topic Would you lick her pussy after you came in?
Posted 17 Jun 2012 13:30

Many a time I've been tempted, but haven't done so for fear that she'd think I was either gay or bi (I am a 100% hetrosexual male).

Topic More than a sexual Escape
Posted 17 Jun 2012 13:27

No...I come here because I like reading (and writing) erotica. It gives me another outlet for my fantasies and sometimes creates new ones.

Topic tell us what we missed!
Posted 17 Jun 2012 13:24


That was easy. I have to initiate and usually it's either missionary or if it's a quickie we do it doggie style. There are times when I wish that she'd even give me a handjob.

Topic Excuse me gentlemen but I have a question. Do you prefer big tits or a big ass?
Posted 17 Jun 2012 13:19

I prefer a big ass...providing it's not "truck-sized" big. But a nice bubbled butt goes great with a small to medium set of tits.

Topic How much time do you spend naked in the course of a day?
Posted 17 Jun 2012 13:18

As much as I possibly can get away with. I prefer no clothes to being dressed. After all, we were born nude, were we not?

Topic why do girls have to shave their pussys for guys!!! ?
Posted 17 Jun 2012 13:16

I prefer mine unshaven, close cropped is good too. I just don't want her to have more hair on her pussy than I do on my head (and yes, I have a full head of hair). In fact, I get rather bored looking at all the shaved pussy pictures, every one looks the same as the last. At least with shaving it allows one to be a little creative.