About Paddler


Het male with strong lingerie and spanking fetishes. I'm a switch, love spankings both ways. All these interests are reflected in my stories. I'll post stories and some true accounts. Sorry, I won't be friends unless I have corresponded or chatted with you.

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18 Mar 2018 20:21
I'm very involved with outdoor recreation, especially sea kayaking, half the reason for my name here. I'm sure you can guess the other half.
Favorite Books:
Huckleberry Finn, Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit, The Little Sister, Farewell My lovely, At Play in the Fields of the Lord, Little Big Man
Favorite Authors:
Mark Twain, J.R.R. Tolkien, Raymond Chandler, Peter Matthiessen , Ed McBain, Dorothy Sayers, C. S. Lewis, Bertrand Russell
Favorite Movies:
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, No Country for Old Men, Casablanca
Favorite Music:
Louis Armstrong, Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan


Date Joined:
22 Dec 2010
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Topic: Story intermittenty generates error, can't be read
Posted: 21 Dec 2017 11:05

Thanks, I'll do that. As far as I can tell, the problem is not with the story, but something else. I've opened the story a few times and only seen the error once.

Topic: What drink made you decide never to drink it again?
Posted: 21 Dec 2017 10:59

Gin - close to tasteless. What's the point?

Southern Comfort - should be tasteless, that would be an improvement!

Sweet liquers by themselves except Kahlua

If you don't like Scotch, it's probably because you didn't get a mild one at first. Avoid Glenlivet, the Budweiser of single-malts. Start with a Glenmorangie, excellent without being overwelming.

I love long-finish, complex whiskies: Peaty Scotches like Lagavulin, Buffalo Trace and Jim Beam Double Oak (a new variety not widely available). <img src="/images/emoticons/pintdrunk.gif" alt="Pint Drunk">

Also love IPAs, Ambers, Red beers and ales.

Topic: Story intermittenty generates error, can't be read
Posted: 20 Dec 2017 21:23

Hi and thanks for any help you can give.

A reader evidently read my story, rated and commented on it, then tried to return but got an error message. He PM'd me about it.

I clicked the story and got an error message. I have a screen shot of it if that will be helpful.

Here's the text of the error message:

Server Error in '/' Application
Runtime Error
Description: An exception occurred while processing your request. Additionally, another exception occurred while executing the custom error page for the first exception. The request has been terminated.

Here's the URL for the story:


I have, since reading the PM from my reader, tried to open the story twice. I got the error message once and opened the story once. I've asked the reader to try again.

Weird, huh?


Topic: Female Dominant Christmas Carols
Posted: 19 Dec 2017 20:05

Merry Christmas, all!

As part of a two novel set that I'm finishing, I have a female-dominant sorority Christmas party. Here, for your enjoyment, are several carols modified to be sung by the Superior Sisters of the Sorority:

(Author’s note: A fig can be anything inserted into an asshole.)

We wish you a subby Christmas
We wish you a subby Christmas
We wish you a subby Christmas and pervy New Year.
Oh, show us a figgy asshole
Oh, show us a figgy asshole
Oh, show us a figgy asshole and bend over now.

You won’t cum until we say so,
You won’t cum until we say so,
You won’t cum until we say so, so better obey!
We wish you a subby Christmas
We wish you a subby Christmas
We wish you a subby Christmas and pervy New Year.

Hark the ribald devils grant
Pain unto the supplicant.
Les belles dames sans mercy,
In our search for the nerdy.
Joyful, all ye stiff pricks rise,
Until we say the precum flies!
With the she-devils proclaim
“Man was made to serve our aim.”
Hark the ribald devils grant
Pain unto the supplicant.

No rest for subby gentlemen
We wish you much dismay
For we your born Superiors
Excel in every way
To lead you all to Woman’s power
When you would go astray.
O whippings of control and joy,
Control and joy
O whippings of control and joy

Early chapters of the first novel are published under my name here.



Topic: Multiple submissions?
Posted: 18 Dec 2017 09:35

test to see if I get a notification at the right email.

Topic: changed email didn't take
Posted: 16 Dec 2017 09:14

Yesterday, I changed my original email address to a different one in my profile. I received a message at the new email to confirm with the change. I click the provided link and received a confirmation message from the system.

Nevertheless, to notifications of responses to a forum post went to the old email address, not the new one. Any suggestions on how I can fix this?

Thanks in advance for your help.

Topic: Multiple submissions?
Posted: 16 Dec 2017 07:31

Thanks for taking the time to check my queue, Rainbow.

The two stories weren't in sequence, but standalone stories with a similar theme, college girls discovering the joys of domination during spring break. Ruthie, you approved a similar story, Jessica's Power Panties, gave me a 5. Thanks again.

I'll be more patient and submit one at a time.

Topic: Multiple submissions?
Posted: 15 Dec 2017 15:35

Thank you. I'll do as you say.

Topic: Multiple submissions?
Posted: 15 Dec 2017 07:59

On December 12, I submitted 2 stories. However, only one is in my list of stories as "Unverified." Is there a limit on the number of submissions in 24 hours or some other period? Should I wait for the first story to be approved or resubmit the second story?

I know where to find the content guidelines but what about submission procedures? Is there a link to that?

Thanks in advance,


Topic: Question for Gold members who've used Lush's editing
Posted: 28 May 2017 16:30

I published several stories here a few years ago. Recently, I published another one and plan to do more.

In the interim, the various levels of membership were instituted. I'm curious about the degree and type of editing that's available to Gold and Platinum members.

I use transcription software to write. The software creates errors of its own and unfortunately I don't always catch them. A commentator on my most recent story, Jessica's Power Panties, kindly pointed this out to me. My intent is to alter my self-editing to get rid of as many of these as possible. There's no excuse for turning in sloppy copy and expecting an editor to fix it.

I've been an English teacher and professional technical writer. So in some ways, I meet a high professional standard, or at least try to. The editing I'd most appreciate would be on the lines of does this story work? Does this plot element work? My stories, like those of Boss01, tend to be longer and have more character development than short stories that get right to the sexy point. For those of you who have been edited as a Gold or Platinum member, how would you characterize the editing you received?

Thanks in advance for any replies.


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how have you been doing
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I love your stories you are a really good writer
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So sorry to see that you need surgery. I hope everything turns out well. We'd all miss your great stories and feedback support. Bon chance, mon ami!
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Just stopped by to say "high"...hope all is well with you...
19 Sep 2011 19:42
Thanks for the add. So are you a big Tolkien fan or just a fan of long grey beards?
22 Aug 2011 15:52
My Girl! You must be feeling better! Love it! especially the ankle tie. not to mention the tattoo.
28 Jan 2011 17:25
Oh, yes, my good friend Hot-C. I'll have you like that! And you'll love it, won't you?
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Thank you, Hot-C. Very Gandalf-like.
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