Forum posts made by piquet

Topic For our UK and UK-influeneced members, a cultural question.
Posted 18 Feb 2010 05:20

Yes, I do love coffee. Espresso straight from the stovetop with a dash of warm milk drunk with hot buttered croissants. Turkish coffee, bitter with a finger of baklava and a cold glass of water. Both make for a perfect Mediterranean style breakfast or afternoon coffee break.

"Instant" coffee does not deserve the title of coffee and should only be drunk by penniless teens who have run out of Mother or Red Bull - they do so at their peril..

Topic For our UK and UK-influeneced members, a cultural question.
Posted 18 Feb 2010 05:00

Hmmm, Don't know what's happening in Blighty (England) these days but here in the colonies (Australia) 'Tea Time' is still 4pm sharp.

On special days, I get out my Wedgwood Patrician tea service, polish my silver and we sit down to tea - usually Earl Grey without milk or sugar but with a delicious slice of orange poppyseed cake. It is one of life's little pleasures..............

"Rule Britannia, Britannia rules the waves............."

- Piquet.

Topic How to Get a Date With a Cute Woman
Posted 16 Feb 2010 05:53

She is the girl of your dreams; you look at her and as if you see an angel fall from the heavens. She smiles and you can feel your heart melt. Unfortunately it is not you she is smiling at. You dream about her, and you are forever haunted with her lovely eyes. She is adorable in so many ways. So you thought of approaching her. You take a step closer to her, and then another, and another backwards. You just don't have the guts to tell her how drawn you are to her beauty. So, you content yourself with the far away glances you cast towards her beauty. What a pity! You choose to admire her from afar when you can get her to go with you for a date. You just don't know how to get a date with this cute woman.

That's how pathetic some guys could be when it comes to the girl of their dreams. Cat always gets their tongue at the very moment they decide to make a step. Their body starts to freeze and they could not carry out what they set to do. You don't want to lose a priceless jewel just because of your silly fright, right? Forget about being dumped, and you start making her think that you're the man! Imagine how much time you have wasted just merely staring at her.

Oh, God, she's... a cute

Ok, This sounds like the blurb of one of those 'self help' books. What's your point Marco?

Yeah, I was a member at Twisty's - well worth it but I had to choose between it and Ebay. Torn between two lovers! Ebay won.






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Topic Favourite Movie Quotes
Posted 16 Feb 2010 04:56

Ok, mine's from the original Alien movie:

Ripley : "This thing bled acid while it was alive. Now that it's dead there's no telling what it'll do."

Topic Can you solve this Riddle?
Posted 13 Feb 2010 05:44

Piquet's weekly award for lameness goes to this thread. sad3

Topic Can you solve this Riddle?
Posted 12 Feb 2010 15:45

Hmm, Let's see; polar bears are already white, too many things make people cry, drinking water makes guys pee, girls comb their hair because it tangles, celebrities don't need any assistance to look stupid, normal people are silly if they try to look like celebrities or they're impersonators, heat turns pancakes brown, carbon dioxide makes champagne bubble, air makes things pop when it is released, I pop when I fart..............

Conclusion : You just made this up to confuse us didn't you Chelsea ????

Topic Theoretically Speaking
Posted 05 Feb 2010 20:34

This actually happened to me on another site. The girl was an old art school acquaintance. We ended up meeting and became friends far a while. In the end though, it didn't blossom unto a relationship as our heights were incompatible - I was too short. Boo hoo!

Topic If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?
Posted 04 Feb 2010 04:01

ZZZZZZZ zzzzzzzz ZZZZZZZZ zzzzzzz ZZZZZZZZZ zzzzzzzzzzz...........................

Topic If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?
Posted 03 Feb 2010 04:52

"Where the fuck did you come from and what happened to SweetBitch?!?"


(Oh, I get it.............)

Topic If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?
Posted 02 Feb 2010 23:10

Hey beautiful, let's re-write the book on deviance."

Topic If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?
Posted 01 Feb 2010 23:58

"I think we need the 'morning after pill' because the 'night before condom' was just too tight for me."

Topic Three SciFi Movies You Really Like
Posted 26 Jan 2010 12:34

1. Alien - The original and the best with creature designed and built by HR Giger.

2. The Man Who Fell to Earth - such as sad film, starring Bavid Bowie.

3. 2001 - Still a mystical experience watching this film even after all these years.

Topic Sensuality
Posted 25 Jan 2010 14:11

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Topic Sensuality
Posted 20 Jan 2010 22:56

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Topic Bastardizing English
Posted 20 Jan 2010 04:34

'Wrote' used in, "He wrote his wife." When you mean, "He wrote to his wife."

Topic What are we reading right now?
Posted 19 Jan 2010 12:24

'The King Must Die' by Mary Renault. Very well researched, this is the fictional autobiography of Theseus the Greek hero. Not bad for 1958 - lots of sex and violence in the Bronze Age Mediterranean.

Topic sweet ladies
Posted 16 Jan 2010 04:10

All the ladies I've met on Lush have been wonderful but special mention must go to :

Redhotmammacita : Sweet, funny, beautiful, a real pal.
Quebec : Lady !
Loveyou : Sweetness !
Loislane : Smart, sharp, sassy, super heroine.
Lilmissstickykiss : My work of art incarnate.
Katalyst : Goddess, muse, nymph, angel of the day, sorceress of the night.

Topic The Avatar Game
Posted 16 Jan 2010 03:35

Although a Christian, Guitarboi hangs out here at Lush because he knows that he can always go to confession and Father O'Murphy will absolve him.


Just kidding Christian, Cheers from Pete.

ps. I like your drawings - Well Done.

Topic Do you consider animated masturbation images hardcore, or offensive?
Posted 14 Jan 2010 04:21

I love that avatar Piquet.



Thanks Nicola, It's a portrait of the mysterious me..............

Topic Do you consider animated masturbation images hardcore, or offensive?
Posted 12 Jan 2010 23:12

Not offensive just lame....er, whatever coffee

Topic porn...how do you watch it...
Posted 12 Jan 2010 12:25

Yeah, I'm with you Lois.

Topic Ribald Limerics anyone?
Posted 10 Jan 2010 04:15

Not exactly a limerick but in similar vein, this one was doing the rounds of Aussie Primary (elemenary) schools circa 1976 :

My mate Billy
Had a ten foot willy.
He showed it to the girl next door.
She thought it was a snake
And hit it with the rake
And now it's only two foot four.

Topic If you could, would you do it?
Posted 09 Jan 2010 17:29

Hmmmm, Does wanting to give yourself a blowjob make you gay?

I'd say no, just incredibly short sighted. coffee

Topic How Many Categories?
Posted 09 Jan 2010 13:09

AUSTRALIA - Where men are men and sheep are nervous !

In fact if you ask an Aussie bloke why God created woman he'll more than likely answer. "Err, that's easy. 'Cause sheep can't do the bloody dishes, aye?"

Topic How Many Categories?
Posted 09 Jan 2010 13:06

Yeah, heard all the sheep jokes. I've got a t shirt that says "I love all ewes !"

Topic How Many Categories?
Posted 09 Jan 2010 12:54

Ok, anything to get into showbusiness. But I'm being the voice of the blow up sheep.

Topic How Many Categories?
Posted 09 Jan 2010 12:36

Alan, that does not sound like a story. It sounds more like the pilot episode for an animated sit com alla Family Guy.

Topic Boobs - Can you answer honestly?
Posted 07 Jan 2010 16:00

I'm with my colleague above - the real Mc Coy beats plastic every time.

Topic If you could, would you do it?
Posted 07 Jan 2010 02:07

Hmmmm, Well, they say that masturbation is sex with someone you love, but I don't know ????


btw. I wanted to masturbate for years before I finally did it - I just felt that I didn't deserve myself..............................

Topic Boobs - Can you answer honestly?
Posted 06 Jan 2010 12:23

I guess I am not one to talk about boob size. I am 40DD and have been since age 16. I wish they were a bit firmer, but at this size I guess you have to expect sag, it comes with the size. I once had a boy friend who said, "everything I can't get in both hands and my mouth is a waste."
I guess for him I was just the right size. There have been many times in my life that I would have liked much smaller boobs, but I eventually found out that they were one of my assets. Now I use them to my advantage every opportunity that I get. Five nights a week they are on full display as I deal the cards and reach out and pull in the chips, leaning over with them on the table more than not. I do wear a blouse, but it is very, very skimpy.

Knock 'em dead Betty - You're perfect just as you are babe. thumbup