Forum posts made by piquet

Topic Do you consider animated masturbation images hardcore, or offensive?
Posted 14 Jan 2010 04:21

I love that avatar Piquet.



Thanks Nicola, It's a portrait of the mysterious me..............

Topic Do you consider animated masturbation images hardcore, or offensive?
Posted 12 Jan 2010 23:12

Not offensive just lame....er, whatever coffee

Topic porn...how do you watch it...
Posted 12 Jan 2010 12:25

Yeah, I'm with you Lois.

Topic Ribald Limerics anyone?
Posted 10 Jan 2010 04:15

Not exactly a limerick but in similar vein, this one was doing the rounds of Aussie Primary (elemenary) schools circa 1976 :

My mate Billy
Had a ten foot willy.
He showed it to the girl next door.
She thought it was a snake
And hit it with the rake
And now it's only two foot four.

Topic If you could, would you do it?
Posted 09 Jan 2010 17:29

Hmmmm, Does wanting to give yourself a blowjob make you gay?

I'd say no, just incredibly short sighted. coffee

Topic How Many Categories?
Posted 09 Jan 2010 13:09

AUSTRALIA - Where men are men and sheep are nervous !

In fact if you ask an Aussie bloke why God created woman he'll more than likely answer. "Err, that's easy. 'Cause sheep can't do the bloody dishes, aye?"

Topic How Many Categories?
Posted 09 Jan 2010 13:06

Yeah, heard all the sheep jokes. I've got a t shirt that says "I love all ewes !"

Topic How Many Categories?
Posted 09 Jan 2010 12:54

Ok, anything to get into showbusiness. But I'm being the voice of the blow up sheep.

Topic How Many Categories?
Posted 09 Jan 2010 12:36

Alan, that does not sound like a story. It sounds more like the pilot episode for an animated sit com alla Family Guy.

Topic Boobs - Can you answer honestly?
Posted 07 Jan 2010 16:00

I'm with my colleague above - the real Mc Coy beats plastic every time.

Topic If you could, would you do it?
Posted 07 Jan 2010 02:07

Hmmmm, Well, they say that masturbation is sex with someone you love, but I don't know ????


btw. I wanted to masturbate for years before I finally did it - I just felt that I didn't deserve myself..............................

Topic Boobs - Can you answer honestly?
Posted 06 Jan 2010 12:23

I guess I am not one to talk about boob size. I am 40DD and have been since age 16. I wish they were a bit firmer, but at this size I guess you have to expect sag, it comes with the size. I once had a boy friend who said, "everything I can't get in both hands and my mouth is a waste."
I guess for him I was just the right size. There have been many times in my life that I would have liked much smaller boobs, but I eventually found out that they were one of my assets. Now I use them to my advantage every opportunity that I get. Five nights a week they are on full display as I deal the cards and reach out and pull in the chips, leaning over with them on the table more than not. I do wear a blouse, but it is very, very skimpy.

Knock 'em dead Betty - You're perfect just as you are babe. thumbup

Topic Calling all Ladies!!!
Posted 06 Jan 2010 04:07

Hey, I'd love to see you and Louise wrestle Red - Jelly wrestling perhaps?

Topic Calling all Ladies!!!
Posted 06 Jan 2010 03:23

These are my girlfriend Louise's picks : August, September, December.

Of course, nobody can light her fire quite like I can. hello2

Topic Now That Chili Was HOTT!!!!....
Posted 05 Jan 2010 17:57

Necho, you got more avatars than I've had hot dinners. The latest one looks loke a scene out of "The Sex Lives of Ghosts." Keep 'em Coming.

Topic Does your Penis curves to the left?
Posted 04 Jan 2010 15:05

Yes, by George !


Boo hoo! Boo hoo! Boo hoo! Boo hoo!

- Vivaldi's violin concerto Op 8 # 5 'La Tempesta di Mare'

Topic Just cause I want to know!
Posted 04 Jan 2010 13:42

Full Time International Man of Mystery ....................... Baby !

Topic Quote-U-Like
Posted 04 Jan 2010 05:56

"God gave men a brain and a penis but only enough blood to operate one of them at a time."

- Robin Williams.

Topic Quote-U-Like
Posted 03 Jan 2010 15:23



"A gentleman is never rude, unintentionally."

- Oscar Wilde

"After a good meal, one can forgive anybody, even ones own relatives."

- Oscar Wilde

Topic Another Race
Posted 03 Jan 2010 14:55

Fascinating topic guys.

While I've never been in a mixed race relationship, I've never dated someone from my own ethnic group. While I think it is important to have things in common, our differences are what make us interesting.

In a world full of such intolerance and hatred based on religious, ethnic and political issues let us all love each other and try to see the good that is in all people.

Topic Drunk
Posted 02 Jan 2010 04:41

I can't add many but here's a few that we use here in Australia :

Shit Faced

Sloshed

Plastered

Maggoted

Parro (as in paralysed)

Stinking

Anybody's (as in "she's so drunk she's anybody's")

Cactus (don't know the origin of this one but it also means 'dead'.)

Topic Best and Worst pick up lines (Game)
Posted 29 Dec 2009 23:30

"Apart from being hot, what else have you got going for you?"

"Here's 50 cents baby, go ring your mother and tell her you won't be coming home tonight."

My girlfriend used this one on me and it worked : "Wanna fuck?"

Topic yummy male torso pics
Posted 29 Dec 2009 23:21

Well done girls, Louise and I really enjoyed this one..............now where's that waxing paper ????

Topic What do you dislike about the opposite sex?
Posted 29 Dec 2009 23:11

Sorry folks, not going to touch this one. All I'll say is :

Why did God create woman?
Because sheep can't do the dishes.

And why did God create man?
Because vibrators can't take out the trash.

Love, Pete.

Topic What is Everyone Reading?
Posted 26 Dec 2009 16:46

I'm reading "The King Must Die" by Mary Renault. Written back in 1958 but a classic - gritty, realistic, unapologetic.

Topic The Perfect Boobs Thread
Posted 25 Dec 2009 13:20

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Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 23 Dec 2009 22:13

Wow, that was great - BUENO !

And thanks to Micho for uploading Paul Oakenfold's 'Southern Sun.'

Topic Just Megan Fox
Posted 23 Dec 2009 21:59

Ok, here we go !!!
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Topic The Perfect Boobs Thread
Posted 23 Dec 2009 17:59

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Topic The Perfect Boobs Thread
Posted 23 Dec 2009 17:56

Thanks to all for their lovely contributions to this thread - well done and keep 'em coming please !
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