Topic inserting vegetables or fruits in your pussy
18 Jul 2012 23:19
I knew a girl who used to do this a lot and she used to wonder why no one ever wanted to go to her house for dinner. Her nickname was Horticulture.
....and as a famous wise ass once said, "You can drag a whore to culture but you can't make her think."
18 Jul 2012 21:55
Can someone provide a list of all the badges so that those of us with the collector's instinct can make a checklist.
...Oh and Mr Jankowski, I award you the poet laureate badge - great poem.
Topic Profile Criticism
17 Jul 2012 00:54
In this era of suit and counter suit, thrust and parry, we have lost the art of detached indifference aka the cold shoulder. If anyone contacts you with issues as trite as some of the ones broached above, just ignore them. Life is too short; live and let live people.
And while we're on the subject of profiles. How do I get myself 'interviewed'? Such Lush luminaries as Dancing_Doll, Buz and the great NatureBoy have interviews on their personal info column - all of which I've enjoyed reading. I want one too !
Topic Please Define "Nice"
16 Jul 2012 07:42
Here in Australia 'nice' is undergoing something of a resurgence. If said with the 'a' drawn out it is very positive. I often pass a beautiful lady with a "Naaaaa-ees." But as the Brits often use it re: "Oh, nice!" It is very negative.
Topic 50 Shades of?
16 Jul 2012 06:11
Fifty shades of Sasha Grey....Oo la la !
10 Jul 2012 04:38
I'm a firefighter!
How can anyone dislike firefighters? In my book you guys are heros the world over.
Topic Getting "Negative" Numbers
29 Jun 2012 23:13
Personally I couldn't care less about votes and I hardly look at them. However I do care about comments and I appreciate constructive criticism most of all. I wish more of us here would take the time via PM to offer constructive crit.
I must admit there have been a few times when I've read stories and poems that I was unable to finish due to their poor quality or due to the lack of editing on the part of the author. I find it really hard to read poems that totally lack punctuation, for instance, or that show little attention to form and flow. Just as in music - there is music and there is noise.
When I was a moderator/story verifier, I was constantly correcting people's spelling, grammar and punctuation. I even sent pieces back because of the total lack of quality. These days I will not give a score or leave a comment on anything that I don't think deserves a four or a five. I don't want to hurt people's feelings but I wish authors would take the time to edit their work and show some respect for the basic rules of the English language.
Topic affordable health care act is constitutional
29 Jun 2012 22:38
A very interesting discussion, with great contributions - well done guys.
As an Australian, all I can do is look on at all this with grave concern. Governments the world over waste money or channel funds into the wrong places. What is required is a straight forward referrendum on taxation and government expenditure. In short, the government needs to ask people where they want public funds spent. If they do this, I doubt that most people will vote for a huge defence budget over public healthcare.
Here in Australia we have a tiny defence budget compared to the US and we waste public money on lots of things but we do have a good (not great) public health care system. My taxes make it possible and I for one am glad it's there and I'm happy to maintain it.
Topic Orgasm...who first?
22 Jun 2012 21:55
I follow the example of Australian golfing legend Greg 'The Shark' Norman who is rich, good looking and always comes second.
Topic straight? or not?
19 Jun 2012 23:07
Someone once said that nobody is 100% straight. I think that's true. I find myself admiring attractive people of both genders when I'm out in public. But I would never consider becoming intimate with a man. I have watched gay porn but I found it curiously dull because there were no delectible female bodies in it. I guess that makes me mostly straight.
I watch a lot of straight porn and I get more enjoyment out of it when I find both the women and the men in it attractive. I really don't like seeing some gorgeous, slim twentysomething chick with a fat, balding, wrinkly old guy. It has nothing to do with being straight or gay but it has everything to do with aesthetics and personal taste.
Topic CYBER SEX
30 May 2012 04:09
Personally, I love cybersex but the crucial thing is to find partners who have an active enough imagination to make it really exciting. Luckily I have found a few who are up to the task ( you know who you are) so I really enjoy this aspect of the experience that is Lush.
Topic Sexy paintings and illustrations.
28 May 2012 07:20
http://upload.lushstories.com/422-Mark W nude 1.jpg
Topic Sexy paintings and illustrations.
28 May 2012 07:12
Nude by Newman Wanless 2010
Topic Favourite Erotic Art
25 May 2012 20:34
Welcome to Piquet's Virtual Erotic Art Gallery.
The rules are simple : No photographs, no gifs - all other media are acceptable.
http://upload.lushstories.com/334-Maya by Lucinda Lyons 2010.jpg
'Maya' by Lucinda Lyons 2010
Topic Name you Paradise
25 May 2012 20:11
Either a chateau in the Loire or an apartment in Prague
I have to agree with you WmCutterBlack - I think the top one is Vaux Le Vicomte, and yes, I'd move in tomorrow.
Topic girls and guys
25 May 2012 06:42
I'm au naturelle and frankly I didn't even consider getting my son done. Where I come from it just isn't done unless there is some medical reason to do it. There has been a great debate over this topic for many years, I'd be interested to hear what cut guys find advantageous about it.
Topic Do you guys like to see butt crack?
22 May 2012 06:13
Here in Australia we call it 'Plumber's Crack' - if it's a guy, usually a tradesman but on a girl we call it a 'Letter Box' - and YES, it works for me.
Topic Virgin guys.
21 May 2012 04:00
Am I the only who thinks this is slightly off-topic? I am interested in the answers to the question in bold, personally.
My answer is that I think it's looked down on by most people for a few reasons. Mostly, because they are either narrow-minded or judgemental. And the reasons for that are because they cannot believe some people have self-control, some people cannot understand a different lifestyle or culture, and some people cannot understand that not everybody has the same opportunities in life as them.
It used to be the case that people frowned on sex before marriage. Now people are frowned on for not shagging every available body. One day, I would love to see a world with people who say, "You're a virgin? And...?" or, "You sleep around? And...?" Why does it even come into equation? Why does it have to be a deal? Because people are involved.
Good point Shylass, but the bit that frightens me is in red, "my parents barely let me do anything let alone have a girlfriend..." Dude, what are they going to do to you if they find out you are a member of Lush !
Topic Virgin guys.
21 May 2012 03:10
Who's to say that I am or not? Someone may be deemed attractive but have an ugly soul and there can be an ugly person with a beautiful soul.. Of course society will favor someone with the brighter exterior but at the end of the day it is the perceived "ugly" person who comes out on top. Food for thought perhaps?
Food for thought indeed. I don't agree with you that at the end of the day it's the 'ugly' person who comes out on top. That might have been true back in Abraham Lincoln's day but not now. It has often been said that if Lincoln were around to run for president today, he would be a total failure due to being a very unattractive man physically. As you said, "society will favour the brighter exterior."
I think part of Droids' problem, in common with many guys his age, is that he aims too high; his imagination runs away with him and he sees himself with some drop-dead gorgeous babe (like you) Because he has such low self esteem, he thinks this is what it would take to make him feel good about himself. So he ignores all the many ordinary looking, single girls out there...and does not even bother to kiss them. It's the same mind-set that makes people think that money will make them happy and the more money they have the happier they will be.
I may be wrong, it's only a theory of mine, but I used to be just like this at 19 and many guys I grew up with were exactly the same. But with age comes wisdom.
Topic Virgin guys.
20 May 2012 00:13
Firstly, as this is the 'Ask the Girls' thread, I'll keep my advice brief. Given what you've told us Droids, my advice to you would be :
1. Move out of home and start running your own life. Your parents will probably be glad to be rid of you.
2. If you've had girlfriends in the past who didn't even let you kiss them, then you've never had girlfriends. How old were you anyway, 11?
3. Don't chase after girls who look like FelineFantasy - they are way out of your/our league now and always will be, no matter how professionally your eyebrows are plucked.
4. Be realistic; there are plenty of sweet, ordinary single girls out there who would be glad to go out with you; some of them will even be virgins.
Cheers from Pete (who lost it at the ripe old age of 21)
Topic Gay marriage likened to incest
19 May 2012 15:23
The key word here is : tolerance. You may not agree with the lifestyles of others whether it be on religious grounds or over concerns about disease. However if we choose to live in a society that values human rights, democracy and that oft heard word; freedom. Then we must tolerate all people - not like or accept but 'do unto others as you would have them do unto you.'
Topic turned on by your own stories
18 May 2012 20:28
Yes, I must admit my stories do excite me. As others have said, I only write about stuff that I like so it follows that I'm going to get a kick out of it.
Topic What's your favorite album?
11 May 2012 23:00
Way too many to choose from but :
1 : The Doors - LA Woman
2 : Evanesence - Fallen
3 : Karajan conducting Beethoven's 9th symphony.
Topic Who do you attract?
11 May 2012 07:43
Mosquitoes - my doctor says it's a pheremonal thing.
Topic Extended Parenting Controversy?
11 May 2012 07:31
Dear O dear, that cover is sure to spark a new spate of incest stories here on Lush all of which will achieve ' Famous Story' status by the time the weekend is over...but seriously, the paediatric crowd here in Australia tell you that you should breastfeed the young uns for as long as possible / practical but not when you turn up at school during morning break and offer them the boob.
Oh, Ok I just saw the fine print. The kid looks way older than 3 and this photo will come back to haunt him one day...
Topic What Would You Bring?
10 May 2012 06:31
DVD : Ken Burns' 'The War' - any one of the set.
CD : Handel's Water Music.
BOOK : Tolstoy's ' War and Peace' (I plan to stay a while and work on my tan.)
DRINK : Water
FOOD : Vietnamese cold rolls with hoysin sauce.