Topic What do you like to do after supper or dinner?
09 May 2012 06:59
Well, after putting my son to bed, I usually stand at the sink with my apron on and my legs apart, doing the dishes while my girl gives me a great blowjob; as thanks for saving her from doing the dishes.
Admittedly, I do break quite a few dishes but its an arrangement that works for both of us.
Topic Where is the line?
09 May 2012 06:46
I'm with you Buz, I'm so glad to be out of the whole 'singles scene'. I've free dived in the ocean to 30 meters on one breath of air and I've been swimming with sharks and I felt more comfortable than I used to in bars and clubs.
Topic Wow, isnt she lady-like!?
07 May 2012 05:34
I bet she's some sort of performance artist or a hooker that specialises in spitting on people.....who am I kidding....she's just a disgusting bushpig.
btw, What was the accent?
Topic Meaningful Song Lyrics
04 May 2012 22:13
And now for something completely different....
Such shall, as mighty patterns stand
To princes yet unborn,
To honour prompt each distant land
And future times adorn.
From Handel's oratorio masterpiece Solomon written in 1748. The Levite who sings these lines is talking about the achievements of King Solomon but the words could also refer to Handel's music which is indeed a 'mighty pattern' and has delighted princes and everyone else since it was composed in the mid 18th century, adorning future times and doing honour to distant lands.
Topic Ukrainian girl wants to be a real life Barbie...
29 Apr 2012 04:16
It is a little known fact that the Tic-Tac was invented after Mattel had produced too many Barbie tampons.
...and yes, as others have stated, that Ukranian girl has been photoshoped. Either that or she has no intestines. (cue X-Files theme)
Topic How many stories do people have on the go at once?
28 Apr 2012 05:43
Two for me; the latest chapters of my two epics: The Slave Princess (Chapter 9) and Claudia Incarnata (Chapter 5) After these are finally finished, no more multi-part stories for me. There's just too much work involved.
I am planning a story about a 'Girl Band from Hell' and a sequel to my earlier novella 'Loretta' so I guess you could say I have four stories on the go at once.
25 Apr 2012 06:39
Well said Buz and welcome Chelsea. We don't judge here at Lush. You are as welcome here as anyone else. I for one am looking forward to hearing some of your stories, if you decide to become one of our authors.
Topic Poetry or Stories
21 Apr 2012 22:48
What I try to do is to make my poems tell a story and my stories poetic. I read many more poems than stories because I'm very interested in how people express themselves poetically.
18 Apr 2012 05:41
Yeah, I've done it and luckily, just as I was getting close to orgasm a cop stopped me and said, "Can you blow into this please sir..." He saved me a messy floor.
Topic help me with my poem ideas please
15 Apr 2012 06:48
Piquet said, "For me, good poetry is like a beautiful painting - all the elements (words, lines, images, punctuation) have to work in harmony to produce a beautiful whole."
I would add to that, poetry is more demanding of the writer, than prose. One can write a story, and get away with some verbosity, and diversions down a parallel train of thought. In a good poem, there is not one syllable that is superfluous. Every word has meaning, and contributes to the whole to such an extent that if changed, or removed, something in the meaning or mpact of the poem would be lost.
Topic help me with my poem ideas please
14 Apr 2012 00:51
Poetry is the most personal of art forms but if you intend your poems to be read by others, then you should probably give them something substantial to chew on and digest.
I advocate use of punctuation, yes, good old fashioned commas, full stops and caps etc. Grammar too belongs to all genres of English unless you really don't want people to understand what the fuck you're talking about. This will give your poem structure and, dare I say, will mean that other authors will take you seriously.
For me, good poetry is like a beautiful painting - all the elements (words, lines, images, punctuation) have to work in harmony to produce a beautiful whole.
Subjects for poems are many but for me there is only one great theme - love, sex, desire, lust, lushness and the sublime enigma that is woman.
Topic why do people here expect you to talk about sex all the time
29 Mar 2012 05:15
I have had many great conversations here where sex was not even touched upon. It's safe to say that many new members are reluctant to talk about sexual matters or to cyber early on.
Let me go on record as saying that I've had great cybersex here too but always with people I know well and who I know reciprocate.
Like any other sex; if you don't want it just say no. If they persist, block them.
Topic Smoky Beauty
28 Mar 2012 05:51
Topic The Worst Thing That Has Been Said To You
01 Mar 2012 22:57
"Oh, look, it's like a dick only smaller!"
( My high school art teacher commenting on my sketch of the genitalia of Michaelangelo's David.)
Topic Ashamed of Something You've Written?
17 Feb 2012 04:28
No. Although I have felt the temptation to write an incest story, I will not because I would be ashamed of my subsequent popularity.
Topic Cute kid or future terror/drama queen in for a let down?
07 Feb 2012 05:34
I don't know what to say. Those people are freaks. First of all everyone in that video needs to be on Jenny Craig. Evidently this place they live is not too far from where I am from, yet, I can barely understand a word they are saying. Fortunately I do not meet people like them or I'd be all for forced sterilization. Forgive me for saying that.
Buz, you couldn't understand a word they were saying because they are from a different planet. Sick and wrong!
Topic Alcohol bans in parks and beaches - "Un-Australian"?
26 Jan 2012 02:47
While I believe we live under what is called 'the Nanny State' here in Australia, with far too many laws, rules and regulations; I for one have no problem with acohol free beaches. I've seen some pretty ugly scenes at beaches here in South Australia in the past. I felt very happy taking my son for a swim today and being surrounded by families, groups of teens having fun and people just enjoying the sun and surf - and not a drunken yob in sight.
Topic Who Would Play Them?
19 Jan 2012 03:24
Topic Kids Using Vodka Soaked Tampons To Get Drunk...
07 Jan 2012 20:26
Yep, nothing particularly new about this. The ancient Maya used to give themselves alcohol ememas. As with most of their customs, this was a ritual and they considered intoxication to be a gift from the gods.
Topic Why are males so obsessed with anal sex
06 Jan 2012 20:46
Women's asses certainly get my attention. The ass is a very sensitive part of the body and needs to be treated gently and with respect. But if stimulated in the right way it can add a whole new dimension to love making for both women and men.
I've never actually had anal sex with my current partner but gently teasing, stretching, rubbing and fingering then rimming her seems to turn her on and does the trick.
Topic how do you define the word 'slut'.?
06 Jan 2012 07:29
Back in Shakespeare's day a 'slut' was quite simply a female dog. But once the term became too closely associated with ladies of easy virtue the Victorians changed the term for a female dog to 'bitch.' And the rest as they say is history.
Personally I love the word slut - it has that certain air of naughtiness about it which 'bitch' does not.