Forum posts made by piquet

Topic Cute kid or future terror/drama queen in for a let down?
Posted 07 Feb 2012 05:34

I don't know what to say. Those people are freaks. First of all everyone in that video needs to be on Jenny Craig. Evidently this place they live is not too far from where I am from, yet, I can barely understand a word they are saying. Fortunately I do not meet people like them or I'd be all for forced sterilization. Forgive me for saying that.



Buz, you couldn't understand a word they were saying because they are from a different planet. Sick and wrong!

Topic Happy Birthday to Dancing_Doll!!!!
Posted 02 Feb 2012 02:32

Happy Birthday D_D

my poem to you stands as a tribute and an homage to your wisdom, wit and beauty....

Topic Announcing our $100 February "Attention Whore" Competition
Posted 29 Jan 2012 03:52

You got my vote Alan - hey wait, does that make me a pimp?

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 27 Jan 2012 21:48

http://upload.lushstories.com/952-hr_giger_hexentanz.jpg FEELING WICKED

Topic Alcohol bans in parks and beaches - "Un-Australian"?
Posted 26 Jan 2012 02:47

While I believe we live under what is called 'the Nanny State' here in Australia, with far too many laws, rules and regulations; I for one have no problem with acohol free beaches. I've seen some pretty ugly scenes at beaches here in South Australia in the past. I felt very happy taking my son for a swim today and being surrounded by families, groups of teens having fun and people just enjoying the sun and surf - and not a drunken yob in sight.

Topic Who Would Play Them?
Posted 19 Jan 2012 03:24

Megan Fox


http://upload.lushstories.com/93-megan_fox_07.jpg

Topic Kids Using Vodka Soaked Tampons To Get Drunk...
Posted 07 Jan 2012 20:26

Yep, nothing particularly new about this. The ancient Maya used to give themselves alcohol ememas. As with most of their customs, this was a ritual and they considered intoxication to be a gift from the gods.

Topic Post groundless lies about the person above
Posted 07 Jan 2012 06:54

Jaimi is really Princess Kate's secret lover and in future years will be dubbed The Royal Home Wrecker or The Queen's Beaver Cleaver.

Topic Why are males so obsessed with anal sex
Posted 06 Jan 2012 20:46

Women's asses certainly get my attention. The ass is a very sensitive part of the body and needs to be treated gently and with respect. But if stimulated in the right way it can add a whole new dimension to love making for both women and men.

I've never actually had anal sex with my current partner but gently teasing, stretching, rubbing and fingering then rimming her seems to turn her on and does the trick.

Topic how do you define the word 'slut'.?
Posted 06 Jan 2012 07:29

Back in Shakespeare's day a 'slut' was quite simply a female dog. But once the term became too closely associated with ladies of easy virtue the Victorians changed the term for a female dog to 'bitch.' And the rest as they say is history.

Personally I love the word slut - it has that certain air of naughtiness about it which 'bitch' does not.

Topic Describe yourself in one word
Posted 04 Jan 2012 18:03

Indescribable !

Topic most important event in your life
Posted 07 Dec 2011 04:39

The most important event in my life happens every day when I wake up to see my son smiling at me from his cot.

Topic Do you consider tattoos to be fine art?
Posted 11 Nov 2011 12:08

I agree with Crazydiamond, only the medium differs. But there are as many poor tattoos as there are poor artworks out there. I don't like too many tats eg Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox but one or two nicely designed ones can be very sexy.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 11 Nov 2011 03:26

http://upload.lushstories.com/900-1647.jpg

Topic The New Miss Kentucky...
Posted 22 Oct 2011 04:35

btw. I thought it was Kylie Minogue.

Topic The New Miss Kentucky...
Posted 22 Oct 2011 04:22

Lfunny lol

Topic What has surprised you about Lushstories.com? A question for readers and writers alike.
Posted 22 Oct 2011 04:15

How quickly Lush became like a second home to me but a home where I am all that I wish to be.

Topic for those that like anal
Posted 07 Oct 2011 21:36

I wonder what archeologists digging this stuff up in thousands of years time will think, "Hmmm, obviously assholes have shrunk by a factor of ten since the second millenium - and some people still don't accept evolution."

Topic Rest in Peace, Steve Jobs 1955-2011
Posted 06 Oct 2011 00:09

Interesting how sometimes you never hear of someone until they die. I had never heard of Steve Jobs until about a month ago. To quote Bachylides of Feia,

"What is a man but elements that temporarily have found
Themselves with the ability to wonder at the world around."

- a purely Epicurean perspective.

Topic Double mastectomy vs orchidectomy (testicle removal)
Posted 27 Sep 2011 07:00

Orchidectomy - the cutting of the flower of one's manhood.

Topic Sexy Butts
Posted 23 Sep 2011 19:38

This is by Australian pastel artist Mark Williams - as perfect an ass in art as you'll ever see.


http://upload.lushstories.com/779-Mark W nude 1.jpg

Topic The texture of cum
Posted 22 Sep 2011 05:48

As my wise old grandmother told my mother once; "Dear, the stork brings babies but untill you're ready stick with the swallow. That little bird brings none."

Topic Remembering the better aspects of that day...the heroes...
Posted 10 Sep 2011 19:52

Poignant and timely Alan. I think this day affected the entire world in some way. My department at work (sales) were all sent home by our supervisor and we ended up going to the pub. Whilst there we drank a toast, in the manner of a wake, to those whose lives were lost, to those whose voices were silenced and to the brave rescuers and survivors. It was with Guiness actually and ever since then, every time I drink Guiness I remember.

Lawrence Binyon, writing about World War I, wrote; "At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them."

Topic Ugly girls
Posted 06 Sep 2011 06:30

It's all a matter of biology; according to Darwin the difference between a dog and a fox is about 12 scotches.

Topic Cravings after sex
Posted 13 Aug 2011 21:04

It might seem like a cliche but oysters naturelle with a few drops of lemon juice get me back in the mood for love.

Topic boobs vs. ass
Posted 06 Aug 2011 18:49

A futile endeavour people; like trying to compare the lily and the rose : both are beautiful.

Topic Happy Birthday DirtyMartini!
Posted 14 Apr 2011 05:37

Happy Birthday Alan !!!

Topic Sexy Redheads....
Posted 29 Mar 2011 09:53

http://upload.lushstories.com/301-2ags32q.jpg

Topic How to make cum taste better
Posted 29 Mar 2011 09:43

When I was in high school, a female classmate told me that if a guy eats cinnamon on toast his come will taste like cinnamon. I tried this but I couldn't bend down far enough to find out if it had worked.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 29 Mar 2011 09:38

http://upload.lushstories.com/427-433746589_a8570d5293.jpg