Forum posts made by piquet

Topic The texture of cum
Posted 22 Sep 2011 05:48

As my wise old grandmother told my mother once; "Dear, the stork brings babies but untill you're ready stick with the swallow. That little bird brings none."

Topic Remembering the better aspects of that day...the heroes...
Posted 10 Sep 2011 19:52

Poignant and timely Alan. I think this day affected the entire world in some way. My department at work (sales) were all sent home by our supervisor and we ended up going to the pub. Whilst there we drank a toast, in the manner of a wake, to those whose lives were lost, to those whose voices were silenced and to the brave rescuers and survivors. It was with Guiness actually and ever since then, every time I drink Guiness I remember.

Lawrence Binyon, writing about World War I, wrote; "At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them."

Topic Ugly girls
Posted 06 Sep 2011 06:30

It's all a matter of biology; according to Darwin the difference between a dog and a fox is about 12 scotches.

Topic Cravings after sex
Posted 13 Aug 2011 21:04

It might seem like a cliche but oysters naturelle with a few drops of lemon juice get me back in the mood for love.

Topic boobs vs. ass
Posted 06 Aug 2011 18:49

A futile endeavour people; like trying to compare the lily and the rose : both are beautiful.

Topic Happy Birthday DirtyMartini!
Posted 14 Apr 2011 05:37

Happy Birthday Alan !!!

Topic Sexy Redheads....
Posted 29 Mar 2011 09:53

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Topic How to make cum taste better
Posted 29 Mar 2011 09:43

When I was in high school, a female classmate told me that if a guy eats cinnamon on toast his come will taste like cinnamon. I tried this but I couldn't bend down far enough to find out if it had worked.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 29 Mar 2011 09:38

http://upload.lushstories.com/427-433746589_a8570d5293.jpg

Topic Sexy Redheads....
Posted 26 Mar 2011 22:55

http://upload.lushstories.com/917-128589460813.jpg Mmmm...perky! The babe on the left is Jamie Langford.....Be still my beating heart !!!

Topic What's your deepest darkest fantasy?
Posted 20 Mar 2011 04:09

Ordering a rack of ribs big enough for two,
then hearing my date say: I'm really not hungry laughing3 eat

Topic Have any Lush Writers ever scored a perfect Five????
Posted 19 Mar 2011 17:51

I haven't really thought about this but I think that Magnificentrascal is right; the goddess Nemesis goes around peppering everybody's work with threes and fours just to keep egos in check and hubris at bay and probably to make us all work that little bit harder too.

Topic Half orgasm?
Posted 18 Mar 2011 21:01

Topic Casey the Punisher
Posted 18 Mar 2011 13:25

Public opinion here in Australia seems to be firmly with Casey. It appears that because of his weight, he was bullied on a regular and long term basis by his smaller adversary who is seen bouncing around like he's Anthony Mundine, the boxer. It's said that Casey usually did nothing - just stood there and took it. But on this day something obviously snapped.

This incident has got a lot of media attention followed by the predictable official pronouncments from the Education Department about their ' anti-bullying initiative' but schools still do very little to curb bullying and the perpetrators largely go unpunished.

We live in a culture that encourages us to stand up for ourselves and to protect our interests. I don't know what I would have done in Casey's shoes but I'm willing to bet that no one will ever bully him again.

Kudos to you Casey.

Topic What kind of a writer are you?
Posted 12 Mar 2011 08:20




Do you tend to have recurring themes (or characters) in all your erotic stories?

All of my prose stories are written around a strong, intelligent, independent and sexually aware woman. She has a spiritual nature which she is, at times, unaware of. She is a goddess and a force of nature; sometimes subtle and elusive, sometimes bold and aggressive. But she is always the dominant creature. The men around her might think they have the upper hand at times but ultimately it is she who is in control. In my poems I return to and try to explore the concept of woman as goddess. She is the source of all poetry, of all love, of all emotion; she is the mirror in which all of nature is reflected. The English poet Robert Graves called the Goddess in every woman the only true source of poetic inspiration – I believe that.

Do you prefer writing stroke fiction or do you aspire to creating high end and complex literary tales?

I am fated or doomed; I don’t know which yet, to attempt to create literature. However if anyone finds my work stroke-worthy, I say, ‘Thanks !’

Does your style involve the use of humour, quirkiness, or tongue-in-cheek satire?

Yes, I’m endowed with what I think is quite a good, if dry, sense of humour. I will always put a little humour and social satire into my stories. My poems have at times been quirky and satirical, but that was long ago.

Do you relish the dirty details or do you prefer to leave more to the imagination during sex scenes?

I am not one for leaving anything to the imagination. I’m here to overwhelm you with the sheer force of the sexual act, to drive you insane with lust and to leave you hot and bothered and wanting more. In my ‘Loretta’ series I made a concerted effort to raise the sexual thermostat with each story – leading to a climax in the plot and a hint that there might be more to follow. A few readers picked up on this judging by their comments and I’m pleased they did.

Do you prefer writing stories with romance and intimacy?

Yes, my later poems in particular are all set as intimate, romantic pieces. Romance need not be fulfilled as desire is often not, but emotions; be they as fleeting as the breeze, are none the less real and worth expressing. The desire we feel for someone may never be revealed to them but if one writes it down, one gives it a concrete form and a life it otherwise would not have had.
I am at the moment, planning a ‘romance’ story, where love is the true end in sight, but don’t expect a clichéd Dame Barbara either.

Do you mainly write true-life tales from your sexual past?

I wish!

Topic Beautiful Faces of Women & Handsome Faces of Men
Posted 06 Mar 2011 05:38

Porn star Olivia La Roche - sublime beauty.


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Topic Beautiful Faces of Women & Handsome Faces of Men
Posted 06 Mar 2011 05:35

Sophie Ellis-Bextor, beautiful, just beautiful.


http://upload.lushstories.com/651-Sophie Ellis Bextor I.jpg

Topic Beautiful Faces of Women & Handsome Faces of Men
Posted 05 Mar 2011 22:38

Natalie Portman - just gets better and better.


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Topic fake picture on lush
Posted 26 Feb 2011 03:48

Ok, I will admit that this has been bothering me. There is a person on this site all of whose pics are of a very well known European porn star. Now either she actually is the pornstar (highly unlikely) or she has the benefit of studio lighting in her very own home. This person collects friends like there's no tomorrow and I ask myself why? If you befriend this person you get a password to watch a free film which features her and a friend. And I'm still asking myself why.

Topic Do you rate other authors?
Posted 09 Feb 2011 05:06

Hmmm, interesting thread. I will admit that I only give fours or fives but I give them wholeheartedly to stories that I think deserve them. If I don't like a story or poem I will not rate it at all nor will I leave a comment. On rare occassions I have left constructive criticism but only for people who I feel are mature enough to take it. I have always followed Voltaire's dictum : "If in doubt whether an action is good or evil, refrain."

Topic Bierbitzch Commercial
Posted 27 Jan 2011 02:51

Where can I get a six pack of that !

Topic To what lengths do you go for verisimilitude?
Posted 25 Jan 2011 18:18

This pic of a model from a fashion catalogue inspired the character Becky in my story "Holiday in Crete." Later in the story she wears exactly this outfit, to go clubbing of course.


http://upload.lushstories.com/930-nice kit2.jpg

Topic To what lengths do you go for verisimilitude?
Posted 25 Jan 2011 18:16

I do at least some research for most of my stories but at the end of the day I believe you have to write about what you know and then go to great lengths to embellish it.

Research might involve watching people on the train and noting what they are reading, wearing, talking about or just the general vibe that they have. I've often found myself thinking, "I would have never imagined someone like that."

Where sex acts are concerned, I've talked to people and watched hours worth of porn over the years, 't is an endless fountainhead of ideas........

As Dancing Doll is proposing to do, I would encourage everyone to try writing a story from the perspective of the other gender. My 'Slave Princess' series was my first attempt at this and judging from the feedback I've got from some of the ladies who have read it, I seem to have done a credible job. I'm now I'm planning some future stories from a woman's point of view. The chance to step into the shoes of the other gender is denied to most of us and for me it has been an interesting experience.

Channeling your 'inner guy or girl', as Doll puts it, is great and allows you to connect with a side that is in all of us but that we might have lost touch with.

In answer to Polynices (great ancient Greek name btw) We used books before Wiki, YouTube and Google and I still find great inspiration in a good book.

Topic that's hot .... or is it really?
Posted 25 Jan 2011 17:46

The point tends to get lost in long threads like this and so in answer to the main point; If Paris Hilton comes back as Jenny smith in the next life and spends her time volunteering at an orphanage, studying to better herself and baking cupcakes then I would certainly give her a second look.

Paris herself may stop being a waste of space one day and actually use her fame and money to contribute something good to society............we await that day.

Topic that's hot .... or is it really?
Posted 25 Jan 2011 11:44



I can say, without any shadow of doubt in my mind, that I do not find Paris Hilton attractive.
Sure, she exhibits quite a few of the commercially acceptable attributes of beauty. Attributes such as facial symmetry…..and…..and….er…

Her sexiness is superficial in the extreme and once the looks are lost, and time will take them away, have no doubt, she will be forgotten – a footnote in the history of taste and fashion or lack there of.

She is simply one of these people who is famous for being rich and for being skanky and in the 21st century with our fondness for celebrity, she fits the bill of someone who is merely famous for being famous.


Hot? I think not.

Topic The largest database of penis sizes on the planet
Posted 22 Jan 2011 12:43

A quick cricketing joke if I may..........

One night, two West Indian cricketers were taking a pee off the Sydney Harbour bridge. Suddenly one turns to the other and says, "Gee the water's cold!" To which his mate adds, "Yeah and there's lots of rocks on the bottom."

Topic The largest database of penis sizes on the planet
Posted 22 Jan 2011 12:36

We tried this type of survey once here in Australia but it was found the figures were grossly over inflated.

Topic Ever gotten enemas?
Posted 22 Jan 2011 12:17

Yes, as Orson Welles said, "The enema of art is the absence of limitations.".......no, wait I think it should be 'enemy'.........I'll look that up.

Topic Would you take the cash?
Posted 22 Jan 2011 12:11

No, keep the cash. I'll feast on my artistic integrity though it be very frugal fare. Honestly. the starving artist may be a thing of the past but to accept money for being a 'hack' means that you forfit the right to call yourself an artist.

Topic Why Italians Can't Be Paramedics...(Hey, I'm Italian on my mother's side, I can post this...)
Posted 20 Jan 2011 00:00


On their way to the shrine of Saint Francis at Assisi, a bus load of Irish Catholic nuns were involved in a tragic freeway accident that resulted in their deaths.

They all went up to Heaven of course and there, outside the Pearly Gates, they were met by Saint Patrick (it was Peter’s day off)

Saint Patrick stood behind a low table upon which there was a large bowl of holy water. The saint told the nuns to line up. To the first nun he said,

“Now sister before I can admit you through the gates I must ask you one question. Have you ever touched a man’s penis with any part of your body?”

“Well….yes, St Patrick. I used to care for the old and that involved washing them. So I might have touched a penis with my hands while washing an old man.”

“Very good, now dip your hands in the holy water and you can pass through the gates.”

Saint Patrick asks the next nun the same question and she tells him that she used to be an army nurse and she accidently touched a soldier’s penis once with her elbow while treating his injuries.

“Very well then, dip your elbow in the holy water and you can pass through to Heaven.”

Suddenly, a great commotion is heard at the back of the line and one of the younger nuns rushes forward.

“Please sisters, please, you’ll all get a turn,” says Saint Pat, but the young nun just looks at him and bellows,

“I want to rinse my mouth with that water before sister Agatha dips her ass in it!”