Topic A relationship without intercourse...
09 Jun 2010 20:54
........is not a relationship.
I'm reminded of a cartoon that appeared in Penthouse magazine back in the 80s. A teen boy was trying to seduce a teen girl. The caption was, "And I'll wear a condom so you'll still be a virgin."
Topic Men Surgically Re-designed
08 Jun 2010 01:16
My cock enhances itself. The more aroused I become; the longer, wider and harder it gets. Within reason of course.
Topic Funny As !
29 May 2010 21:38
Someone's tribute to the band Nikita's 'Verevki."
Topic Why is Canada better than the USA?
27 May 2010 14:26
I've often heard it said that if an American and an Australian have a baby, that child would make a great Canadian.
Topic Hot and Horny and In Need Of Help?
25 May 2010 07:09
Feel free to hand over the hammer guys. I don't get any cyber requests anyway.
Hmmm, I think your avatar might have something to do with it Painter. No offence.
Topic Conservative Cameron becomes British Prime Minister
14 May 2010 02:43
Piquet's Care Factor for this thread 00:00
Now here are some nice boobs.
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/554-Carli Banks xi.jpg
Topic how soon is to soon to ask for anal?
13 May 2010 00:57
Ok, what about this for a likely scenario :
SHE : "When do you finish work?"
HE : "We close at 10 m'am."
SHE : "Ok, I'll come and get you, we'll go back to my place and you can take my sweet little tushie's temperature with that great big, double beef thermometer or yours."
HE : "Ok, but now please drive down to the next window and pick up your burger and fries."
SHE : "See you at 10......Grrrrrrrrrrrr."
12 May 2010 14:31
Having known people who have died slowly and horribly from lung cancer, I couldn't be more opposed to smoking. It's a huge turn - off for me.
Topic how soon is to soon to ask for anal?
12 May 2010 00:56
The conversation should go something like this :
He : "So how do you like being fucked in the ass?"
She : "Oh, it's ok I guess."
He : "Can you just imagine the full seven inches of my rock hard cock inside you?"
She : Hmmmmmm.............(plays with her drinking glass)
He : "Then I'll give you a nice hot Creamy Pie to take home."
She : "What's a creamy pie?"
He : "Sorry, what did you say your name was again."
Topic I don't know what she's singing/saying - but
08 May 2010 19:32
Ok folks, here's some info. The two lassies are Russian and they are called "Nikita". But read on....
February 01, 2010 This is a very sexy Music video from Russian pop-dance duo who go by the name of Nikita. I’ll be honest, I’ve seen photos of them before but never heard any of their songs. “NikitA” Dasha Astafieva and Julia Kavtaradze appeared in the new clip completely na**d. Shooting video for the song “Verevki” (translated into English - “Ropes”) were held at night in the supermarket, which is not specifically closed to remove the natural reaction of visitors. The girls are absolutely without scruple went between the rows and visitors, plunging the visitors in full shock.
Topic Online relationships.
27 Apr 2010 16:41
Well, a while ago I would have thought on - line relationships impossible in any meaningful way. I was wrong.
If you define a relationship broadly as interaction with a person with which you are emotionally attached, then yes, It's a relationship.
However, as in any relationship, basic factors like honesty and respect still have to operate and if ' love finds a way' in the end, as it seems to have done both here and on other sites - all's well with the world !
Topic Simple Pleasures
21 Apr 2010 18:40
Being somewhere in public and suddenly smelling a beautiful perfume. Regardless of its source this happening transforms the mundane into the sublime for me.
Topic What words do you shout when you orgasm
21 Apr 2010 18:33
LoL Darkchallenger. My other half is called Louise but we're at the stage where we rarely use eachother's real names, only when we're angry, which is rarely.
Ok, Well, being brought up very prim and proper, she uses the moment to swear - the filthier the better I like it. I, on the other hand, just exhale and moan profoundly and as soon as I've collected my wits, I never fail to tell her how much I love her and how beautiful the moment was.
Topic If they made a movie about your life...
21 Apr 2010 18:23
1. Only Silence Speaks Her Name (line from one of my poems)
2. A Fellini style art movie probably in black & white and in Italian.
3. Luca Zingaretti.
Topic Sex with a pregnant woman?
18 Apr 2010 09:32
Ok, for once, I'm eminently qualified to talk about this topic. My partner's pregnancy is about half way along and she is as horny as ever. The fact that her shape has changed in the course of the last few months presents us with somewhat of a challenge.
Being the protective, doting dad that I already am, I'm constantly mindful of that other little person now in the 'firing line'. As a result, our usual tried and tested methods are now pretty much useless. But that just leaves us free to explore and to discover.
Sex with her now is just as beautiful as it was before.
Topic how to turn a guy down
18 Apr 2010 09:11
Thank you people for proving to me, yet again, that I did the right thing and settled down.
Threads like this have me thanking whatever gods might be out there that I'm not single. Give me a storm lashed, shark infested sea over a bar/club any day !
Topic Songs that makes you cry
18 Apr 2010 08:51
"Mad About You" by Belgian band Hooverphonic.
Topic Favorite Pornstars
16 Apr 2010 04:34
Couldn't resist this thread.
Sophie Evans, Claudia Jamsson, Nikki Anderson, Claudia Rossi, Suzi Diamond, Szilvia Lauren, Olivia La Roche (see below)
All of which I believe are either Hungarians or Czech, love em all !!!
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/249-Chiara o dea 4.jpg
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/28-Chiara imperiat 1.jpg
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Topic Anyone into techo/dance/trance/progressive/hardstyle music?
15 Apr 2010 06:40
Right back at ya Lunchbox man & Dancing_Doll.
I love Tiesto, Sanchez, Hernan Cattaneo, Paul Oakenfold, and a few of Aussies : Destyn Masiello, Bexta and Anthony Papa. But the greatest of them all is, in my opinion, the master : James Zabiela !
Zabiela's Utilities is a masterpiece.
Topic Happy Birthday Piquet
09 Apr 2010 23:19
Thanks Everyone, I'm touched and humbled. Love and peace to you all.
Topic Things that just piss you off
03 Apr 2010 20:54
Getting a hard - on at work only to have it deflate again after a while and catch my pube hair under the foreskin.
(Please bear in mind that I'm a Greek and have a very vivid imagination even when talking to my milf manager about sales stats.)