Forum posts made by piquet

Topic Conservative Cameron becomes British Prime Minister
Posted 14 May 2010 02:43

Piquet's Care Factor for this thread 00:00

Now here are some nice boobs. Banks xi.jpg

Topic "FORUM GAME" If Lush were a small town what role would the person above you play?
Posted 13 May 2010 01:01

Scarletblue would be the sexy, Prom Queen with a secret leather and studs fetish.

Topic how soon is to soon to ask for anal?
Posted 13 May 2010 00:57

Ok, what about this for a likely scenario :

SHE : "When do you finish work?"

HE : "We close at 10 m'am."

SHE : "Ok, I'll come and get you, we'll go back to my place and you can take my sweet little tushie's temperature with that great big, double beef thermometer or yours."

HE : "Ok, but now please drive down to the next window and pick up your burger and fries."

SHE : "See you at 10......Grrrrrrrrrrrr."

Topic Smoking?
Posted 12 May 2010 14:31

Having known people who have died slowly and horribly from lung cancer, I couldn't be more opposed to smoking. It's a huge turn - off for me.

Topic how soon is to soon to ask for anal?
Posted 12 May 2010 00:56

The conversation should go something like this :

He : "So how do you like being fucked in the ass?"

She : "Oh, it's ok I guess."

He : "Can you just imagine the full seven inches of my rock hard cock inside you?"

She : Hmmmmmm.............(plays with her drinking glass)

He : "Then I'll give you a nice hot Creamy Pie to take home."

She : "What's a creamy pie?"

He : "Sorry, what did you say your name was again."

Topic I don't know what she's singing/saying - but
Posted 08 May 2010 19:32

Ok folks, here's some info. The two lassies are Russian and they are called "Nikita". But read on....

February 01, 2010 This is a very sexy Music video from Russian pop-dance duo who go by the name of Nikita. I’ll be honest, I’ve seen photos of them before but never heard any of their songs. “NikitA” Dasha Astafieva and Julia Kavtaradze appeared in the new clip completely na**d. Shooting video for the song “Verevki” (translated into English - “Ropes”) were held at night in the supermarket, which is not specifically closed to remove the natural reaction of visitors. The girls are absolutely without scruple went between the rows and visitors, plunging the visitors in full shock.

Topic I don't know what she's singing/saying - but
Posted 08 May 2010 05:11

Looks and sounds very Russian to me. Techno band PPK comes to mind. Well she's called Nikita Verevki. Let's see what we can find out about her.

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 03 May 2010 01:01

The beautiful 'Salve Regina' by the great Bohemian composer Jan Dismas Zelenka (1679 - 1745)

Topic Online relationships.
Posted 27 Apr 2010 16:41

Well, a while ago I would have thought on - line relationships impossible in any meaningful way. I was wrong.

If you define a relationship broadly as interaction with a person with which you are emotionally attached, then yes, It's a relationship.

However, as in any relationship, basic factors like honesty and respect still have to operate and if ' love finds a way' in the end, as it seems to have done both here and on other sites - all's well with the world !

Topic Happy, Happy Birthday Loislane
Posted 24 Apr 2010 01:01

Happy Birthday Beautiful !!! flower hello2 hello1 flower

Topic Simple Pleasures
Posted 21 Apr 2010 18:40

Being somewhere in public and suddenly smelling a beautiful perfume. Regardless of its source this happening transforms the mundane into the sublime for me.

Topic What words do you shout when you orgasm
Posted 21 Apr 2010 18:33

Jeeze Louise.

LoL Darkchallenger. My other half is called Louise but we're at the stage where we rarely use eachother's real names, only when we're angry, which is rarely.

Ok, Well, being brought up very prim and proper, she uses the moment to swear - the filthier the better I like it. I, on the other hand, just exhale and moan profoundly and as soon as I've collected my wits, I never fail to tell her how much I love her and how beautiful the moment was.

Topic If they made a movie about your life...
Posted 21 Apr 2010 18:23

1. Only Silence Speaks Her Name (line from one of my poems)
2. A Fellini style art movie probably in black & white and in Italian.
3. Luca Zingaretti.

Topic Sex with a pregnant woman?
Posted 18 Apr 2010 09:32

Ok, for once, I'm eminently qualified to talk about this topic. My partner's pregnancy is about half way along and she is as horny as ever. The fact that her shape has changed in the course of the last few months presents us with somewhat of a challenge.

Being the protective, doting dad that I already am, I'm constantly mindful of that other little person now in the 'firing line'. As a result, our usual tried and tested methods are now pretty much useless. But that just leaves us free to explore and to discover.

Sex with her now is just as beautiful as it was before.

Topic how to turn a guy down
Posted 18 Apr 2010 09:11

Thank you people for proving to me, yet again, that I did the right thing and settled down.

Threads like this have me thanking whatever gods might be out there that I'm not single. Give me a storm lashed, shark infested sea over a bar/club any day ! sad3

Topic Songs that make you feel that you can kick butt!
Posted 18 Apr 2010 08:56

Beethoven's glorious 9th Symphony.

Every time I hear it, I just want to get out there and fight evil wherever it might lurk !

Topic Songs that makes you cry
Posted 18 Apr 2010 08:51

"Mad About You" by Belgian band Hooverphonic.

Topic Favorite Pornstars
Posted 16 Apr 2010 04:34

Couldn't resist this thread.

Sophie Evans, Claudia Jamsson, Nikki Anderson, Claudia Rossi, Suzi Diamond, Szilvia Lauren, Olivia La Roche (see below)

All of which I believe are either Hungarians or Czech, love em all !!! o dea 4.jpg imperiat 1.jpg
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Topic Anyone into techo/dance/trance/progressive/hardstyle music?
Posted 15 Apr 2010 06:40

Right back at ya Lunchbox man & Dancing_Doll.

I love Tiesto, Sanchez, Hernan Cattaneo, Paul Oakenfold, and a few of Aussies : Destyn Masiello, Bexta and Anthony Papa. But the greatest of them all is, in my opinion, the master : James Zabiela !

Zabiela's Utilities is a masterpiece.

Topic Happy Birthday Piquet
Posted 09 Apr 2010 23:19

Thanks Everyone, I'm touched and humbled. Love and peace to you all.

Topic Things that just piss you off
Posted 03 Apr 2010 20:54

Getting a hard - on at work only to have it deflate again after a while and catch my pube hair under the foreskin.

(Please bear in mind that I'm a Greek and have a very vivid imagination even when talking to my milf manager about sales stats.) a1089

Topic What is your ideal job or career?
Posted 03 Apr 2010 05:22

Opera singer. I can see myself as any of the male cast of Mozart's 'The Magic Flute' or as one of the vocal soloists in Beethoven's glorious 9th symphony or the Emperor in Vivaldi's 'Bajazet'.

Topic Would you date a Porn star?
Posted 02 Apr 2010 03:40

Yes! But not just any old Porn Queen. I recently discovered Clara Morgane a French porn actress who is now a singer, media personality and author, apart from being hot and sultry. She is respected and admired in her own country. Don't seem to be much wrong with her. Sasha Grey is another good example of an intelligent, beautiful and highly sexual woman. The only question is, would they date me ?

Topic Books you've struggled through / didn't finish, and why?
Posted 30 Mar 2010 01:21

I never got through Scott's 'Rob Roy' because I simply couldn't follow a lot of the Scottish dialect which the story contains and which Penguin Classics did not bother to explain.

Darwin's 'Origin of Species' because I felt that Charlie labours the point somewhat.

The Bible. After all the incest, death, war, inundation and destruction of the Old Testament, the New was a bit underwhelming. dontknow

Topic What's the weirdest thing that you have eaten?
Posted 29 Mar 2010 06:27

Kopi Luwak Coffee

In Indonesia its made of coffee beans that have been eaten/digested by small feral cat-like creatures. Then after the cats poop the coffee beans out, they are collected, dried, and roasted.

Something happens in the digestive system to make the beans extra-flavorful...

It costs something like $200 per pound!

My mother bought some to try and served it to me last year. For her, if its expensive then it must be
She told me what I was drinking after the fact... and actually it was pretty yummy, despite the weird harvesting methods.

Good to the last dropping! Yeah D_D, It was being sold here as 'Monkey Poo Coffee' but it cost about $ 500 for 100 grams ! Needless to say, at that price, I didn't feel the urge to indulge myself.

Topic Sympathy for the characters.
Posted 29 Mar 2010 06:21

This is a fascinating topic. In my own writing all of the characters - the good, the bad, and the incidental are me. Writing is an excellent way of bringing out all the latent aspects of your personality. Bring forth your inner murderer, your inner sadist, your inner demon; what harm can he do on the page? I've only recently started writing from a female perspective. I've enjoyed doing so very much and have found myself getting back in touch with my female side. My girlfriend seems to think this is good.

Topic Incest Authors
Posted 29 Mar 2010 06:12

I find incest stories fascinating because they describe something so totally outside of the realms of possibility for me. Having said that I will only read stories that involve consenting adults but I'm a romantic at heart afer all. I think that authors of incest stories have a valid and valuable contribution to make to the whole genre of erotica. They deserve our support.

Topic Bad sex
Posted 27 Mar 2010 17:07

A simple solution when dealing with wannabe vampires Damon : Insert a sharp stake (ie, your cock) into her first, then when you're done, let her bite you. But I think she was more of a cannibal zombie wannabe. Tricky that.

Topic Bad sex
Posted 27 Mar 2010 15:49

Bad Sex :

1. 'The Star Fish Woman' : No matter what, they only like this position.

2. 'The Restricted Zone' : "Now before we start, don't touch me there and don't even think about doing that ! Now let's get romantic."

3. 'The Blame Game' : No matter what you do she won't come then she blames you for not trying hard enough to get her off.

And that folks is why I'm no longer with any these three. Communication, caring and sharing should eliminate bad sex.

Topic A childhood favorite of mine May he rest in piece
Posted 26 Mar 2010 05:46

Yes folks, the magic of Davey Crockett even made its way down here to Australia. I remember fondly wearing my tabby cat Ginger on my head, as we didn't have racoons back in them days, and throwing my father's axe at an ironbark gum tree only to have it bounce straight off and back at me.

R.I.P. Ginger. I still miss you pal.