Forum posts made by piquet

Topic What is your ideal job or career?
Posted 03 Apr 2010 05:22

Opera singer. I can see myself as any of the male cast of Mozart's 'The Magic Flute' or as one of the vocal soloists in Beethoven's glorious 9th symphony or the Emperor in Vivaldi's 'Bajazet'.

Topic Would you date a Porn star?
Posted 02 Apr 2010 03:40

Yes! But not just any old Porn Queen. I recently discovered Clara Morgane a French porn actress who is now a singer, media personality and author, apart from being hot and sultry. She is respected and admired in her own country. Don't seem to be much wrong with her. Sasha Grey is another good example of an intelligent, beautiful and highly sexual woman. The only question is, would they date me ?

Topic Books you've struggled through / didn't finish, and why?
Posted 30 Mar 2010 01:21

I never got through Scott's 'Rob Roy' because I simply couldn't follow a lot of the Scottish dialect which the story contains and which Penguin Classics did not bother to explain.

Darwin's 'Origin of Species' because I felt that Charlie labours the point somewhat.

The Bible. After all the incest, death, war, inundation and destruction of the Old Testament, the New was a bit underwhelming. dontknow

Topic What's the weirdest thing that you have eaten?
Posted 29 Mar 2010 06:27

Kopi Luwak Coffee

In Indonesia its made of coffee beans that have been eaten/digested by small feral cat-like creatures. Then after the cats poop the coffee beans out, they are collected, dried, and roasted.

Something happens in the digestive system to make the beans extra-flavorful...

It costs something like $200 per pound!

My mother bought some to try and served it to me last year. For her, if its expensive then it must be good...lol
She told me what I was drinking after the fact... and actually it was pretty yummy, despite the weird harvesting methods.

Good to the last dropping! Yeah D_D, It was being sold here as 'Monkey Poo Coffee' but it cost about $ 500 for 100 grams ! Needless to say, at that price, I didn't feel the urge to indulge myself.

Topic Sympathy for the characters.
Posted 29 Mar 2010 06:21

This is a fascinating topic. In my own writing all of the characters - the good, the bad, and the incidental are me. Writing is an excellent way of bringing out all the latent aspects of your personality. Bring forth your inner murderer, your inner sadist, your inner demon; what harm can he do on the page? I've only recently started writing from a female perspective. I've enjoyed doing so very much and have found myself getting back in touch with my female side. My girlfriend seems to think this is good.

Topic Incest Authors
Posted 29 Mar 2010 06:12

I find incest stories fascinating because they describe something so totally outside of the realms of possibility for me. Having said that I will only read stories that involve consenting adults but I'm a romantic at heart afer all. I think that authors of incest stories have a valid and valuable contribution to make to the whole genre of erotica. They deserve our support.

Topic Bad sex
Posted 27 Mar 2010 17:07

A simple solution when dealing with wannabe vampires Damon : Insert a sharp stake (ie, your cock) into her first, then when you're done, let her bite you. But I think she was more of a cannibal zombie wannabe. Tricky that.

Topic Bad sex
Posted 27 Mar 2010 15:49

Bad Sex :

1. 'The Star Fish Woman' : No matter what, they only like this position.

2. 'The Restricted Zone' : "Now before we start, don't touch me there and don't even think about doing that ! Now let's get romantic."

3. 'The Blame Game' : No matter what you do she won't come then she blames you for not trying hard enough to get her off.

And that folks is why I'm no longer with any these three. Communication, caring and sharing should eliminate bad sex.

Topic A childhood favorite of mine May he rest in piece
Posted 26 Mar 2010 05:46

Yes folks, the magic of Davey Crockett even made its way down here to Australia. I remember fondly wearing my tabby cat Ginger on my head, as we didn't have racoons back in them days, and throwing my father's axe at an ironbark gum tree only to have it bounce straight off and back at me.

R.I.P. Ginger. I still miss you pal.

Topic A childhood favorite of mine May he rest in piece
Posted 26 Mar 2010 05:38

Yep, loved Davey Crockett. He had three ears you know : His right ear, his left ear and his wild front ear. He will be missed.

You write your own material Pete??? You should fire your writer...did make me smile thoughlaughing6
I know I had a Davey Crocket somethething or other when I was a kid...it may have been a plastic wallet...nothing to put in it, but I had a wallet... Yeah Alan, it's all my own work. I made a joke about Ronald Reagan when he died. Boy did that get me into trouble ! ps. Since you don't strike me as Republican material I might send it to you.

Topic A childhood favorite of mine May he rest in piece
Posted 25 Mar 2010 00:02

Yep, loved Davey Crockett. He had three ears you know : His right ear, his left ear and his wild front ear. He will be missed.

Topic Who is Your Celebrity Look-Alike?!
Posted 17 Mar 2010 13:20

Italian actor Luca Zingaretti.
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Topic Is Cybering Cheating?
Posted 12 Mar 2010 02:26

As far as I'm concerened, every meaningful relationship that a person has must be based on honesty. If engaging in cyber sex involves lying to your partner then I consider it to be a form of cheating. I have talked to people on this site and on others who have been hurt by the dishonest actions of cyber-sex partners and who have come into serious conflict with that partner's wife or girlfriend.

As in all areas of human interaction, honest communication is of paramount importance. If, after having discussed the issue with your partner, you find them seriously against it. Is it worth potentially ruining your relationship with them and possibly hurting others by continuing in secret?

I know people who have affairs, watch porn, visit prostitutes and have cybersex and do so under the cloak of secrecy lest their wives/husbands/partners find out.

If this degree of dishonesty is necessary then maybe some of these people are with the wrong partner.

Topic Post a Pic for the user above you........
Posted 07 Mar 2010 05:23

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/upload/images/569-J Brooks niki.jpg

Topic If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?
Posted 05 Mar 2010 13:55

"Oh my God, Is that the time !"

Topic Coffee Anyone??
Posted 26 Feb 2010 13:12

Awwwww, Cute Overload !!!

Topic Alice in wonderland
Posted 26 Feb 2010 02:59

Yep, Love this movie already. I'm glad it's a film 'based' on the books and in the same spirit.

Topic Lost cat!! Help!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 25 Feb 2010 07:29

Call that a possum? Come downunder Mr Nudiepants and I'll show you a possum.

Topic Lost cat!! Help!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 23 Feb 2010 03:25

900 number? And 911? That's fake.

Or from another country. Yes, That other country is Australia. This is NOT a cat it is a brush tailed possum. They are a marsupial, about the same size as a cat and not particularly friendly little critters.

Topic For our UK and UK-influeneced members, a cultural question.
Posted 18 Feb 2010 05:20

Yes, I do love coffee. Espresso straight from the stovetop with a dash of warm milk drunk with hot buttered croissants. Turkish coffee, bitter with a finger of baklava and a cold glass of water. Both make for a perfect Mediterranean style breakfast or afternoon coffee break.

"Instant" coffee does not deserve the title of coffee and should only be drunk by penniless teens who have run out of Mother or Red Bull - they do so at their peril..

Topic For our UK and UK-influeneced members, a cultural question.
Posted 18 Feb 2010 05:00

Hmmm, Don't know what's happening in Blighty (England) these days but here in the colonies (Australia) 'Tea Time' is still 4pm sharp.

On special days, I get out my Wedgwood Patrician tea service, polish my silver and we sit down to tea - usually Earl Grey without milk or sugar but with a delicious slice of orange poppyseed cake. It is one of life's little pleasures..............

"Rule Britannia, Britannia rules the waves............."

- Piquet.

Topic How to Get a Date With a Cute Woman
Posted 16 Feb 2010 05:53

She is the girl of your dreams; you look at her and as if you see an angel fall from the heavens. She smiles and you can feel your heart melt. Unfortunately it is not you she is smiling at. You dream about her, and you are forever haunted with her lovely eyes. She is adorable in so many ways. So you thought of approaching her. You take a step closer to her, and then another, and another backwards. You just don't have the guts to tell her how drawn you are to her beauty. So, you content yourself with the far away glances you cast towards her beauty. What a pity! You choose to admire her from afar when you can get her to go with you for a date. You just don't know how to get a date with this cute woman.

That's how pathetic some guys could be when it comes to the girl of their dreams. Cat always gets their tongue at the very moment they decide to make a step. Their body starts to freeze and they could not carry out what they set to do. You don't want to lose a priceless jewel just because of your silly fright, right? Forget about being dumped, and you start making her think that you're the man! Imagine how much time you have wasted just merely staring at her.

Oh, God, she's... a cute

Ok, This sounds like the blurb of one of those 'self help' books. What's your point Marco?

Yeah, I was a member at Twisty's - well worth it but I had to choose between it and Ebay. Torn between two lovers! Ebay won.






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Topic Favourite Movie Quotes
Posted 16 Feb 2010 04:56

Ok, mine's from the original Alien movie:

Ripley : "This thing bled acid while it was alive. Now that it's dead there's no telling what it'll do."

Topic Can you solve this Riddle?
Posted 13 Feb 2010 05:44

Piquet's weekly award for lameness goes to this thread. sad3

Topic Can you solve this Riddle?
Posted 12 Feb 2010 15:45

Hmm, Let's see; polar bears are already white, too many things make people cry, drinking water makes guys pee, girls comb their hair because it tangles, celebrities don't need any assistance to look stupid, normal people are silly if they try to look like celebrities or they're impersonators, heat turns pancakes brown, carbon dioxide makes champagne bubble, air makes things pop when it is released, I pop when I fart..............

Conclusion : You just made this up to confuse us didn't you Chelsea ????

Topic Theoretically Speaking
Posted 05 Feb 2010 20:34

This actually happened to me on another site. The girl was an old art school acquaintance. We ended up meeting and became friends far a while. In the end though, it didn't blossom unto a relationship as our heights were incompatible - I was too short. Boo hoo!

Topic If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?
Posted 04 Feb 2010 04:01

ZZZZZZZ zzzzzzzz ZZZZZZZZ zzzzzzz ZZZZZZZZZ zzzzzzzzzzz...........................

Topic If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?
Posted 03 Feb 2010 04:52

"Where the fuck did you come from and what happened to SweetBitch?!?"


(Oh, I get it.............)

Topic If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?
Posted 02 Feb 2010 23:10

Hey beautiful, let's re-write the book on deviance."

Topic If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?
Posted 01 Feb 2010 23:58

"I think we need the 'morning after pill' because the 'night before condom' was just too tight for me."