About PrettyMom


I still have NO INTEREST IN friending or corresponding with male bodied people. This is a place for my stories and to chat or share pics every once in a while. Mostly I just want to be around those who enjoy the things about me other people find strange or annoying and who I can be totally open with. Don't get me wrong I am an extremely honest person, so it's really best not to ask me questions you aren't sure you want the answer to. There are just a lot of things I keep to myself. It's surprising to most people who I talk to online, but I am usually mostly quiet and can be a rather shy person. I am a bit of a geek (probably an understatement) and I find intelligence extremely attractive, it is very important to me. I'm told I am often completely oblivious to subtlety and flirting, maybe because I am so literal. I love to discuss random topics of interest, but have a habit of jumping from topic to topic.
I'm told Kate Beckinsale’s character Selene in Underworld is my doppelganger. I have wavy brown hair to my ass and bright blue eyes. I am 5'5", 140lbs wear size 6 to 8 clothes, a 34D and I have a lot of muscle for my size, but still plenty of padding I've done yoga for most of my life and I teach nude yoga classes now. I think I can still swim a mile. For a long time I did at least once a week.

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Eastern PA, Pennsylvania, United States
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23 Jun 2018 03:42
After a year on here I started exploring my fetishes IRL, going to workshops, events and such. Two years later I'm the one teaching the workshops at conferences, designing dungeon equipment and running interest groups. The Hitchen Bitches of SEPA (southe eastern PA) a chapter of an international female rope top group and a local group for female Dominants/Primals. I am a sadomasochist and enjoy fairly specific types of pain. There's a photo of wings stapled to my back. I also gave myself my most recent tattoos on the tops of my feet, pierced my lip, and my VCH. Biting is one of my favorite things, when done with slowly building pressure. I'm not sure if I am capable of really kissing someone without raking my teeth over their lips and at least nibbling, but I don't really see why anyone would want to avoid that I find tweezing, exfoliating, extracting and other general grooming very relaxing and often quite enjoyable. My epilator is one of my favorite toys. It's something I find both relaxing and arousing. Most of the time you'll find me in yoga clothes with a cute t-shirt. Those are my work clothes, but I do really enjoy dressing up. Whether it be pinup, steampunk, fetish or something else.
I LOVE MUSIC!! from classical to dance to metal, with the exception of most country and rap. I've been told I have a beautiful voice and will occasionally sing for someone special. Lately I enjoy singing Fiona Apple, Florence and the Machine, Tori Amos, Kimbra and Ellie Goulding. I go to concerts and dancing whenever I can and prefer to dancing with women. I love food, but try to cook and eat healthy.
I love bargain shopping, shoes and clothes. I enjoy art and sketch, mostly female nudes. I'm a bit of a tech geek and good at combining my sketches with computer graphics. I have some of my artwork on here. I very much enjoy pictures of beautiful women and lean towards the artistic and pinup or suicide girls type images. I could probably be a suicide girl, so maybe that's why I like them so much.
Favorite Books:
Laura Antoniou's Marketplace Series, JD Robb's (Nora Roberts) In Death Series, Frank Hebert's Dune Series, Stieg Larsson's Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Series, Catherine Coultier's FBI Series, Kathy Reich's Tempy Brennan Series (TV show bones is based on), Audrey Niffenegger's The Time Traveler's Wife, Thomas Harris's Hannibal Lecter Series, The Harry Potter Books (I blame the accent of the narrator for this), Richard Castle's Books (TV show Castle), Robert Ludlem's Bourne Series, Jeannette Walls's The Glass Castle.
Favorite Authors:
I read a lot of books, mostly paranormal romance, though something funny or inspirational is always good too. I am reading 30+ paranormal romance and erotic authors. I am pretty severely dyslexic, so I read mostly audiobooks and short stories. I usually go through 2 to 4 books a week. I've already found many authors on this site I enjoy very much too. My fav Paranormal Romance & Erotica authors are: Charlaine Harris's Sookie Stackhouse Series, Christine Feehan series's Dark (vampires) Ghostwalkers (soldiers w/ psychic powers) or Drake sisters (witches), Patricia Briggs series's Mercy Thompson & Alpha & Omega (shape shifters & weres), Gena Showalter series Lords of the Underworld (Demon Possessed), Jeaneine Frost's Night Huntress Series (vamps), JR Ward's Black Dagger Brotherhood (vamps), Keri Arthur's Rliey Jensen Series (Weres & Vamps), Jayne Ann Krentz/Amanda Quick Arcane Society (paranormal ability society), Kelley Armstrong's Other World Series (witches, vamps, demons), Laurell K Hamilton Series's Merry Gentry (Fairies) or Anita Blake (Vamps & Weres), Lora Leigh's Breed Series (Weres sorta, definitely more erotica than romance), Lynasy Sands Argeneau Series (vamps w/ nanobots) & Yasmine Galenorn' Sisters of the Moon Series (Fairies).
Favorite Movies:
There are so many, but here are some of my all time Favs: Alice in Wonderland, Clockwork Orange, Natural Born Killers, Stigmata, Fight Cub, The Wall, The Crow, Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Trilogy, The Hannibal Lecter Movies, and All Hayao Miyazaki Movies
Favorite Music:
My playlist is love/sex theme favorite songs. Mostly by my fav artists. The playlist gets louder and heavier as you go down it. I love to listen to and sing music of all sorts from classical to dance to metal, except most country and rap. I've been told I have a beautiful voice and will occasionally sing for someone.


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Topic: Do other bi-females prefer, other women, guys, or both equally?
Posted: 27 Jun 2012 14:49

I find this topic very interesting. The differences in attraction and arousal in women is something I have noticed a lot recently. The differences in what women who identify with different sexual preferences seem to enjoy seeing/watching vs doing ect. I'm bisexual and married to a man, but I am rarely physical attracted to men and prefer sex with women. Interestingly though I've noticed that many lesbians find looking at men and porn with men in it much more enjoyable than I do.

Topic: Body Modification
Posted: 02 Feb 2012 13:48

To each their own it is all art and one persons likes will likely be completely different from another. I find it funny that MsYumm doesn't like piercings and I like almost all of them, yet she likes nose piercings and I think they're kind of gross. It does give some perspective though LOL I have my ears, nipples and tongue done and my tongue is gauged, but I don't like the way other more decorative piercings look when they are gauged. I have 8 tattoos and plans to get more. I also want my lower lip pierced, my hood pierced and maybe more after that. I have put some thought into doing a suspension, but I think I might do a corset piercing first.

Topic: Are intelligent people less likely to believe in god.....?
Posted: 02 Feb 2012 07:27

A very intelligent friend of mine recently said "be careful reading the bible has been known to cause atheism" and I think that is the perfect quote for this thread. That is the way that intelligence can easily cause atheism. Personally I think intelligent people are far more likely not to believe in the bible, but you don't have to believe in the bible to believe in god. Reading the bible may cause you not believe in god for some time, but I do think that most intelligent people believe in a god of some sort eventually.

Topic: What snack does sex make you crave
Posted: 02 Feb 2012 07:17

Dark chocolate

Topic: What are you favorite kisses?
Posted: 28 Dec 2011 19:42

Lately I've found I really like kisses and nips along my spine and upper back. Just behind my ears is always a fav too. I'm not a big fan of deep mouth kisses, but I like biting so that's probably why.

Topic: Wireless Remote Vibrators
Posted: 28 Dec 2011 19:31

Internal vibration doesn't do much for me, so I doubt it would be worthwhile in my case. I agree with Nikki being touched in public is a huge thrill on it's own, so the descretion is actually a draw back for me.

Topic: Alphabet Songs (A-Z)
Posted: 09 Dec 2011 06:41

Let it be - Beatles

Topic: Sexist Female Athlete
Posted: 08 Dec 2011 13:27

Can't beleive I forgot Nastia Liukin
http://jaydixit.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/nastia-max-azria-ss09.jpg http://www.dosomething.org/files/nastia1.jpg
http://www.intlgymnast.com/image/liukin_nastia_8.jpg http://pics.myspaceprofiles.org/102/l/201872102_4.jpg

Topic: Sexist Female Athlete
Posted: 08 Dec 2011 11:26

Forgot to put her name Zuzka (used to go by Zuzana)

Topic: Sexist Female Athlete
Posted: 08 Dec 2011 11:21

I don't usually go for girls quite so ripped, but she is so freaking hot!!!!!!!!!
The accent too, just OMG!! it should be a crime to look or sound like that.
Her workout videos are definitely porn for me :D

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Stories Published By PrettyMom All Stories »

Swimming Story

So this is my first try just writing a story with no conversation helping to inspire me. It is a fantasy I’ve been working out for quite a while. I do hope it translates into a story well. Back to the pool again. I’m there twice a week to swim laps. I usually have my daughter with me, but today she didn’t want to come. Just me and the water today. I really love swimming feeling the water...

Added 06 Feb 2012 | Category Lesbian | Votes 30 | Avg Score 4.82 | Views 14,262 | 9 Comments

A Bedtime Story for you... two

Both of the people in my stories are over 30. Another night has come where you are falling asleep and have given me permission to tell you a story. I know you will be asleep before I am done, but you will read it when you wake…. You are in your bed and call me your pretty girl again. I know you are naked, as that is how you always sleep. I do love to think of you naked all night. It...

Added 07 Oct 2011 | Category Lesbian | Votes 11 | Avg Score 4.73 | Views 15,980 | 7 Comments

A Bedtime Story for you

I read a LOT of romance and erotica, but I have never written any stories. This is my first attempt. When I read I can visualize everything in such detail it's like watching a movie. So I tried to do that in reverse here. I hope it all worked out and you enjoy it. I'm publishing it at an ungodly hour of the morning before I get the chance to loose my nerve. So here it is. I will tell you a...

Added 02 Oct 2011 | Category Lesbian | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 11,083 | 10 Comments

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Thank you, Jen, for your comment on 'Bedfordshire'. I did wonder whether it might strike a chord.

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