About Pretzel


I'm a straight male in my 40's and I'm having a lot of fun here at Lush. I like reading and writing stories. So far there have only been a few that I have written but I look forward to posting more soon. I like to write about most anything but I tend to lean towards one on one male female stuff.

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Music, Sex, Movies, Sex.. yea it won't take long to see a pattern here.
Favorite Books:
Moby Dick. The Davinci Code. The Pit And The Pendulum (My first horror story as a kid). The Shining.
Favorite Authors:
Herman Melville, Edgar Allan Poe, Steven King, J.R.R Tolkien, Charles Dickens, John Steinbeck, CS Lewis, Isaac Asimov, Dan Brown.
Favorite Movies:
The God Father (of course) Lord of the Rings, Scott Pilgrim vs The World, The Dark Knight, Once Upon A Time In America, The Shining... I could do this all day so I'll stop there.
Favorite Music:
Foo Fighters, Black Keys, New Orleans Jazz


Date Joined:
09 Mar 2012
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Topic: What do you first notice?
Posted: 31 Jan 2013 09:58

I can look at any woman and say to myself... nice legs, nice ass, pretty face etc and keep walking
But if she turns and we lock eyes and she smiles. That's the grabber... every time. (for me)

Topic: Guys only
Posted: 04 Oct 2012 07:01

All i can say is it's never been something i've wanted to do.

Topic: Your Most Successful Pick up line/move?
Posted: 01 Oct 2012 07:59

My best line ever that actually worked?


Topic: do guys really care about boob size more than everything else?
Posted: 01 Oct 2012 07:56

I find this to be a loaded question in most cases.

I've seen a LOT of women complain that all we do is stare at their tits when what they were wearing was CLEARLY intended to draw attention to their tits.

That's like hanging a pork chop in front of a dog and saying what's wrong with this dog? all he wants is that pork chop?

The truth, if you are actually looking for it, is that ALL guys look at the whole package at first. Face, hair, eyes, boobs, ass, legs, how your dressed, health, etc.(just like women do with men) BUT.. if you are putting something on display... don't blame us if we gravitate towards that.

Topic: Ever managed to convince a girl who didn't want Anal to try it?
Posted: 28 Sep 2012 11:01

I think most women will give you some indication if they are willing to try it. maybe allowing a little anal teasing with fingers etc during foreplay. If you *cough cough* accidentally touched her there and she reacted quicky and negatively, id be pretty certain that was off limits for good.

I did convince one girl to try it. She was certain she wasn't going to enjoy it but she did ;-). She was a little embarrassed in fact that she did.

Topic: True or false
Posted: 28 Sep 2012 10:55

true! if the woman looks good she could be wearing clown clothes for all I care!

i also agree

Topic: Rare Fetishes
Posted: 28 Sep 2012 10:53

I'm starting to develop a steampunk fetish.

I've seen some pretty sexy pictures of women wearing this crazy stuff. It's like a cross between the Renaissance festival and the dawn of the industrial revolution

Topic: Android or Iphone
Posted: 25 Sep 2012 10:27

We have one of each in our household
the Mrs likes the iPhone and i love my android

Personally i cannot stand iTunes. for anything or any reason. It is some of the worst software I have ever used. Imo the only thing iTunes does well, is track what you have purchased through iTunes. The rest is a nightmare.

i have yet to be disappointed with my android apps

Love my android phone. I could do a commercial for this thing.

Topic: Tumblr
Posted: 25 Sep 2012 08:02

I did a search for Tumblr in the forums and it returned a LOT of pix but what I was looking for is whether or not people share their tumblrs here or not? or is that bad joo joo?

Topic: Do you think a guy could make a gal cum without having sexual intercourse
Posted: 14 Sep 2012 05:44

You have said that kissing and holding hands is what you have been doing so far.
Most of the responses here have been about him going down on you. That seems a pretty big jump to me.
I think showing him how to touch you with his fingers might be a better first step.

If i may offer you a piece of advice from a guy with a few years on him.
Set the boundaries you two want and make them clear so he can avoid any frustration and ultimately any animosity. Testosterone is a hell of a thing. The drive behind it can be overwhelming for a guy at times.

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Rainy Night - Part 2

Lori met me as I got out of my car and took my hand with a naughty smirk. We walked towards the hotel and I opened the door letting Lori go through first. Not because it was the gentlemanly thing to do but because I wanted to see that luscious ass. There is something about a sundress like that. The way it moves over the curves when women are walking that just drives me crazy. I think she knew...

Added 22 Aug 2012 | Category Love Stories | Votes 1 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,440

Rainy Night Part 1 - The Parking Lot

The rain was sheeting across my windshield while the wipers barely kept the road visible. I laughed to myself because I couldn’t believe I was actually going to drive three hours in this shit just to see her for a few hours. Lori and I had known each other for years and she only called me when she wanted to fuck. She had a boyfriend but I think he was a little too conservative for her...

Added 13 Jun 2012 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.25 | Views 5,375 | 1 Comment

She knew what I needed

It was a crappy day. I had just walked in the door from a funeral. One of the older gentlemen from accounting passed away suddenly. I was greeted by the stampede of lab/pitbull feet as I tried to make my way up the stairs. I felt like strangling the asshole that told me taking care of two dogs was just as easy as one. What was I thinking, getting a second lab/pit mix? I closed the kiddy...

Added 22 May 2012 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 3,969 | 6 Comments

Happy Halloween

I was lying in bed one night in my apartment that was on the second floor of a two-family house. The tenants downstairs were three college girls, and, apparently on this night, one of them had her boyfriend stay over. There was complete silence in my apartment other than the low hum of the twenty-year old refrigerator in my kitchen. Silent at least until I heard a slight rhythmic...

Added 09 May 2012 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.57 | Views 15,127 | 3 Comments

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Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
01 Jan 2014 00:20
No problem, hun. Thanks for the add.
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