An actual comment in my high school yearbook: "You're pretty quiet, but when you do say something, it's usually something a smart ass would say ;)" I'm a 27 year old male. I'm here to meet new friends and have fun, but don't worry I'm not here to use it as a dating service. Sometimes I can be a little shy, but I soon "warm up" to new people and enjoy making new friends. Some people say I am a smart ass, and that is probably true, but I do like to make people laugh. I have a serious side and know when to "behave", but I often let my silly and goofy sides roam free. I have never written anything before, but I love reading erotic stories. I just posted my first story, though it is very rough and my first attempt. Its a first and only draft, but I might re-write it later after I get more practice. My story is 100% true and I plan to start writing more true stories. Please feel free to explore my profile, as I have been working on stuffing it with things I like, and stuff I find amusing and humorous, or simply silly and fun. Look forward to meeting you; see you in the forum and chat rooms!
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Oh how I wish I could stay in bed all day.
I think I'm the dog, or the rat...hmm, I can't remember. All I know is its lame, wanted DRAGON! Or LION! Or maybe EMPEROR! Aw well...
She licked my lolli ;)
I don't get it, how would they have enough hair yet for a bikini line to even be an issue? Makes no sense.
I exhanged gifts with my friend, got her an adult "toy" ;)
Flip you over and ask for round four!
Good list ;)
Was it good for you?
Balls deep, that's all I got to say ;)
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