About RedHandJohnny

Born on a mountaintop in Tennessee, Greenest state in the land of the free....no no that was Davy Crockett! I'm from the north of England, we say "bath" not "barth", and "bus" not "bas". I say "knickers" not "panties", "arse" not "ass". And fanny means vagina. We do things right in the north. You should treat people as individuals, judge them by their deeds, not the colour of their skin.

Johnny Redhand
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Why all the interest in incest on Lush Stories? It baffles me. I'm very open minded but I can honestly say that's one fantasy that's never crossed my mind. And I've never ever met anyone in my life who has ever expressed an interest in incest. I like the Lush site, but that is one aspect of it that puzzles me. My first story is half written, you'll love it! No clues as to the content except IT WON'T INCLUDE INCEST!
Favorite Books:
The History Of Cheese, Cheese In Pre-Raphaelite Art, Chaos Theory Versus Cheese Theory, A Day In The Life Of A Ripe Stilton, Cheese As A Source Of Renewable Energy, er, anything Cheese-related really.
Favorite Music:
I’ve got wide tastes, here’s a selection: Elmore James, Howlin’ Wolf, Bo Diddley, Chuck Berry, Bob Dylan, Neil Young, David Bowie, The Sex Pistols, Television, The Ramones, Talking Heads, The Smiths, REM, Jesus & Mary Chain, My Bloody Valentine, Dr Feelgood, Uncle Tupelo, Wilco, Will Oldham, The White Stripes, The Black Keys, The Shins, Fleet Foxes, Band Of Horses….the list goes on and on……(my new favourite band are Moon Duo, check them out!)
Date Joined:
01 Dec 2010
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26 Nov 2015
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Topic: Tan Lines?
Posted: 20 Nov 2015 15:56

Pic of my Tits/Nipples was taken in St Maarten on nude beach -tan lines from Florida before going to St Maarten...
The details are irrelevant my lovely, your tits are simply gorgeous!

Topic: How BIG is your cock for guys and how BIG are your tits for women?
Posted: 14 Nov 2015 15:14


Topic: Are you happy with your breast size?
Posted: 20 Oct 2015 14:55

I have always been very Happy with Size of my Breasts.....

They look just about perfect to me Ann, with very suckable nipples.

Topic: Your ideal partner in two words
Posted: 17 Oct 2015 15:26

Naughty Fun!

Spankable arse! :)

Topic: Oral Sex for the guys and girls
Posted: 14 Oct 2015 07:16

play with it in my mouth - and then gulp it down!

That would be a nice sight to see right now Jan, you swallowing every drop of my hot spunk.

Topic: Ladies, do you like tasting your own pussy juice?
Posted: 14 Oct 2015 00:45

When I masturbate, love to taste myself after swirling my fingers around my warm wet cunny, I have for as long as I have masturbated.
Hubby doesn't know I do this of course! For the past few years I have enjoyed using my plastic and glass dildo's on myself and licking and sucking my sex juices off of them both before and after climax.
I really wish I could tongue my own cunny', but as it is impossible, I would be keen to try the possible - another woman's sexy orgasm juice!

I could help you out there Jan, fanny licking is my favourite thing, and I bet your cuntjuice is honey-sweet!

Topic: nudity in the house
Posted: 13 Oct 2015 16:12

I walk around in my undies and stockings on a saturday morning when hubby is out, doing my chores, but as I get more turned on - my bra comes off and later, my knicks.... ... .. Ooh Jan you ARE a filthy little tart! Please come and do some ironing and washing the dishes for me some time. I'd love to grab you and bend you over the kitchen sink, then we'll see what slips in..... (SERIOUSLY THOUGH JAN, CHECK YOUR EMAILS) XXXX Johnny

Topic: How many of you gals are into inter-racial sex..
Posted: 13 Oct 2015 16:05

What a stupid, pointless question.

Topic: Why are most American men circumcised?
Posted: 25 Feb 2015 02:02

I'm sure you're sensitive fisco, but as you can't compare it to what it would have been like if you WEREN'T cut, you'll never know how much more sensitive you would have been.

Topic: Why are most American men circumcised?
Posted: 25 Feb 2015 01:00

OK I'm English, and I was talking to an online female American woman, on Facebook not here. We eventually got to talking about intimate stuff and she said "I assume you're circumcised", I said "Why would I be? I'm not Jewish": This confused her as she didn't see the connection. I said I didn't know anybody who was circumcised and as far as I knew it was only done in the UK for religious reasons. She was astonished to hear this as she said the vast majority of US males were circumcised soon after birth. Now it was my turn to be astonished! Why do they do it? The head of my cock is sensitive, most of the time it is covered by the foreskin which allows it to remain sensitive. Surely if it's exposed all the time it must get de-sensitised. I'm sure it must decrease the amount of pleasure a man can receive, it seems obvious to me but am I wrong?

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Posted: 14 Apr 2015 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Posted: 14 Apr 2014 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Posted: 07 Dec 2013 13:37
Jan, I'm ready to strap you to my kitchen table and give your arse a damn good spanking! It will glow red hot!! XXXX J
Posted: 06 Dec 2013 16:00

Thanks for the very chat Johnny, you can spank me for being naughty anytime!
Posted: 14 Apr 2013 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Posted: 14 Apr 2012 02:00
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
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