About RejectReality


Amateur porn writer. The situations you find in my stories may be unlikely at best, but isn't that what sexual fantasy is all about? I reject your reality and substitute my own.

I also write as Darkniciad and Les Lumens. As Dark, my stories are mostly set in a fantasy world of magic. As Les, my stories have a wide range from humor to horror and everything between.

Some timeline information about my fantasy world stories ( which I'll update as I add new ones )

Merchant Princess, Casting Off Convention, and Lowborn are history tales, taking place at approximately the same time. Queen of the Isle happens shortly after those.

The stories then jump forward in time. The order of those is King Thakkorias, Blackhawk Hall, Queen Alicia, and then Missionary Impossible.

To make things a little easier with my Magic of the Wood series, I'll keep a chronological list of those here as well.

Steward of the Wood, Daughter of the Wood, Forever of the Wood, Secret of the Wood, Kindred of the Wood, Heart of the Wood, Beauty of the Wood, Friend of the Wood

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Alternate Reality, Indiana, United States
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26 Sep 2017 16:13
jRPGs - especially Dragon Warrior/Quest. Self-taught code monkey. Old DM with no time to play any more.
Favorite Books:
Impossible to pin down.
Favorite Authors:
Raymond E. Feist, David and Leigh Eddings, R.A. Salvatore, Weis and Hickman, DanielleKitten ( aka Wendy Stone ), Selena Kitt
Favorite Movies:
Everything Mel Brooks, Highlander, Marvel Super Hero movies, Unforgiven, Heartbreak Ridge, Groundhog Day, Ghostbusters, Back to the Future, Nightmare on Elm Street, Blues Brothers, Strange Brew... on and on.
Favourite TV Shows:
Marvel's Agents of Shield, Mythbusters, American Pickers, American Restoration, Pawn Stars, Highlander, Moonlighting, The Tonight Show ( Carson ), SCTV, Saturday Night Live ( 70s ), Night Court, Turkey Television, Charmed... To name a few off the top of my head.
Favorite Music:
Weird Al, Aerosmith, Alice Cooper, Phil Collins, Genesis, Van Halen, VG soundtracks from Final Fantasy, Castlevania, Dragon Warrior, Chrono Trigger, Chrono Cross, etc.


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Topic: Introducing our new "Bookish" Stories Competition, $150 1st Prize
Posted: 14 Sep 2017 20:14

My first draft squeaked in with 45 words to spare. Knowing the disparity between my word count and Lush's, it's probably barely under the wire for official numbers.

We'll see what it looks like once I start editing this weekend.

Topic: Stories that ARE stories
Posted: 28 Aug 2017 23:33

I get a lot of compliments on this one for the buildup and the characters.


Topic: Announcing our "Pure Filth" Story Competition - $150 1st Prize
Posted: 13 Jul 2017 16:51

LOL I just came to the forum after putting a new story in the queue. ( Not for the contest. Already been there, done that )

So I've already messed up the empty queue that I'm sure was causing a widespread sigh of relief :)

This competition closes in three days and there are currently no stories waiting to be verified in the queue. (Damn fine work by the story mods!)

Now would be an excellent time to get your entry submitted. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/thumbsup.gif" alt="thumbup">

Topic: Allowable drug use in stories
Posted: 07 Jul 2017 01:04

Convenient timing for this. I've got a quickie about to move off the preparation counter and onto the stove that uses pot as an inciting factor. Good to know it's within bounds ahead of time.

Topic: Is Wonder Woman Overrated??
Posted: 03 Jul 2017 20:08

I enjoyed it a lot. It's far and away the best of the DCEU movies. The No-Mans-Land scene, which I hear was nearly taken out of the movie, was quite powerful in my opinion.

Some of the CGI - especially on the lasso of truth - was cringe-worthy, but not enough to pull me out of the action for more than a few seconds at a time.

It will be the first DCEU movie I end up buying so I can rewatch it again. I didn't even bother going to the theater for BvS. Waited until it was available to rent on digital before I gave it a go.

To me, the best part of that movie was the thing everyone said was going to kill it when it was first announced - Ben Affleck.

But anyway...

It doesn't really have to be a masterpiece. Female led and female directed box office success set a low bar. the DCEU set a (really) low bar. It didn't just clear those bars, it vaulted well beyond them. It's natural that the people who want to see more from both of those angles are going to champion it loudly and proudly, and their enthusiasm is going to end up affecting and inflating the aggregated numbers.

I'm all for letting it have its time in the sun without over analyzing its place in the larger scheme of things.

Topic: Announcing our "Pure Filth" Story Competition - $150 1st Prize
Posted: 03 Jul 2017 18:50

Well, for the first time in a long time, I'm in.

I don't know what the hell I was thinking when I decided to write a 7 on 1 gangbang in less than 6k words, but it actually worked out. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/laughing7.gif" alt="laughing6">

Topic: Live cams?
Posted: 13 May 2017 19:26

Just an ad. Not a directly affiliated ( or branded portal ) site, or I'm sure there would be a direct link on the front page.

Topic: 2 spaces between sentences
Posted: 04 May 2017 22:17

I learned two spaces on a manual typewriter, and I have no problem adjusting.

Because I don't =P

Absolutely nowhere I post requires adherence to the new standard, so I continue to type exactly as I have for 30 years.

90% of it ends up with a single space anyway, because HTML does that with no intervention.

Topic: Re-writing stories
Posted: 29 Apr 2017 16:49

I cleaned up a lot of my older stories years ago. Most all of my early stuff received another quick editing pass before I posted it here as well.

If there's a severe logic or continuity error in something, I'll fix it. During that process, I'll give it another full editing pass, possibly cleaning up some phrasing or other little quirks.

It's nothing I do very often, because everything I post nowadays has already been through multiple passes of editing. That doesn't mean it's perfect, but it does mean that the kind of mistakes which make me consider fixing them aren't there.

Topic: does lush have some kind of relationship with sexstories-all.com?
Posted: 21 Apr 2017 08:19

Looks like the same pack that have been in operation under an ever-evolving name since the early 2000s. The name is always some variant of sexstories and odds are there's already a back-up site in operation under a similar name, stealing the same stories, ready to take over when the current big one gets shut down for malware, DMCA notices sent to the host, etc.

There's no shutting this bunch down. The best you can do is reduce their visibility for a brief period while they switch over to the new domain.

As with any of these fly-by-night sites, it's not worth the effort to pursue it. It's a never-ending game of whack-a-mole. Concentrate any such efforts on shutting down scumbags who are actually selling your work as Ebooks.

Don't forget Amazon's policy that something can't be cheaper elsewhere. Free is cheaper, so reporting a stolen Ebook and linking to your story on Lush is often enough to get it pulled from the store.

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Editor's Pick Double Dip

Sitting under the awning next to her truck, Vanille looked down the street and decided that the fair was beginning to wind down. She breathed a sigh of relief both because the long day was over, and because she was going to turn a decent profit from working the small town street fair. Considering her name, she might very well have been destined to sell homemade ice cream from the back of...

Added 30 Jun 2012 | Category Group Sex | Votes 97 | Avg Score 4.85 | Views 28,550 | 26 Comments

Editor's Pick Send in the Clone

Ryan grabbed a towel, having just finished a quick shower. With their son off at his parents’ house for a few days, he knew what his wife’s suggestion to take a shower right after dinner meant. They were both a couple of days overdue for some alone time, and breaking that fast always resulted in mind-blowing sex. He toweled off, gave his hair a cursory blow dry, and pulled on a pair of boxers...

Added 19 Aug 2014 | Category Toys | Votes 27 | Avg Score 5 | Views 25,869 | 13 Comments


The book slid into place – the last of those that had been returned that day.  Melissa pushed the cart back to its normal parking spot next to the front counter.  Along the way, she glanced out the door, and then at the clock above the counter.  It was half past six – nearly closing time – and she was beginning to worry. Dani was like clockwork, arriving at five after five every Saturday...

Added 19 Sep 2017 | Category Lesbian

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The wind gusted as Wendy climbed out of her car.  She closed her eyes against the strands of auburn hair trying to fly into them, and then smoothed back the tresses when the wind abated.  All the work she’d done this morning had been destroyed in a few seconds, but she wasn’t troubled.  She was returning home without dread, which was still a novel enough experience for her to ignore the...

Added 15 Sep 2017 | Category Group Sex | Votes 38 | Avg Score 4.97 | Views 9,618 | 18 Comments

Recommended Read Fixed Wright Up

Tasha opened the door of her camper trailer and took a deep breath of the morning air. Dappled sunlight filtered through the trees to fall on her nude body, and she shivered from a still-crisp breeze. She covered her stiffening nipples for a moment, pushed her long dark locks off her shoulders, and then made her way down the steps to the screen tent. It wouldn’t be long before the mosquitos...

Added 13 Jul 2017 | Category MILF | Votes 22 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 15,329 | 11 Comments

Batter Up

Carrie winced as the ball popped into a glove. The double play took the steam out of a ninth inning rally. With only one out left, she knew there wasn’t much hope of her boyfriend’s team pulling this one out. Sure enough, only three pitches later, the center fielder caught a long fly ball, ending the game. She gathered up her bottle of water and purse, knowing Greg was going to need...

Added 03 Jul 2017 | Category Group Sex | Votes 32 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 7,385 | 19 Comments

Something Afoot

I had just pulled up to the apartment I shared with my sister after a trip to the grocery store when I got a text from her.  I shut off the car and checked the text before climbing out. “I know it’s so weird, but don’t forget my tampons.  Please?” I shook my head and chuckled.  Little did she know that my ex-girlfriend had broken me of that phobia.  It seemed that every other month she...

Added 26 May 2017 | Category Fetish | Votes 6 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,643 | 1 Comment

She Needs

Blake pounded her hard and fast.  He stared down at her with that smoldering look of pure sexuality he always wore when she was almost there.  It pushed her toward the edge even faster every time.  Second by second, thrust by thrust, he drove her toward another mind-blowing orgasm. Then the alarm that had been going off for ten minutes finally woke her up. Iris let out a high-pitched growl...

Added 09 May 2017 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 11,508 | 6 Comments

A Fine Substitute

I had just stepped out of the shower after work when I heard my phone announce a message.  I grabbed a towel, dried off one arm, and tapped the screen.  What I saw brought a wide smile to my face. “Bored and horny.  Come over?” the message read. Natalie and I had been friends with benefits for a couple of years.  The sex was great, and it was easier than trying to play the dating game or...

Added 29 Apr 2017 | Category MILF | Votes 42 | Avg Score 5 | Views 39,552 | 16 Comments

Pawnographic (Part 1 of 2)

It was another long day at the pawn shop.  I thought at least once a day about selling it or getting someone else to run the damn place, but I couldn’t do it.  My grandfather had started it, and then my dad kept it going.  I couldn’t bring myself to break the chain when he passed away. Seeing my neighbor shut off his hose and put his hands on his hips when I pulled into the drive at home...

Added 12 Apr 2017 | Category Office Sex | Votes 18 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,253 | 8 Comments

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Happy Happy Birthday!!! Know it will be a naughty fun day. Stay naked and hard. Enjoy and smile. Double Dip has always been one of my favorites stories here.
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Happy Happy Birthday!!! Know it will be a naughty day. Stay naked and hard. Enjoy.
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