About RumpleForeskin

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Just your typical run down, beaten down, slapped down, broken down, shot down, hung down, put down, and kicked around old blind porn writer who's been beaten up, tied up, chewed up, blown up, hung up, screwed up, messed up, held up, and told to shut the fuck up.

Name:
Rumple Foreskin
Sex:
Male 
Age:
69
Sign:
Pisces
Relationship Status:
Married
Location:
Lost in the desert west of Apache Junction, USA , Arizona, United States
Local Time:
17 Jan 2017 18:24
Interests:
recreational sex, writing about sex, thinking about sex, reading about sex, etc.
Favorite Books:
Those written by: William Faulkner Ernest Hemingway John Steinbeck Walter Mosley Alan Furst Elmore Leonard Raymond Chandler P.G. Wodehouse George MacDonald Fraser Kinky Friedman Flannery O'Connor Eudora Welty Walker Percy among others
Favorite Movies:
Primarily comedies: A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World Dr. Strangelove Support Your Local Sheriff/Gunfighter The Blues Brothers plus the films of: The Marx Brothers W.C. Fields Woody Allen Mel Brooks
Favorite Music:
Almost anything with the exception of: rap, polka, and a-tonal
Website:

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Date Joined:
03 Jul 2009
Last Visit:
17 Jan 2017 (1 hour ago)
Page Viewed:
26,118 times
Friends:
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Followers:
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Days in Chat:
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Days on Site:
30+
Forum Posts:
3,407
Stories:
30
Badges:
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Topic: 'Final Edit' advice
Posted: 17 Jan 2017 05:28

(bump) Why? Because I think it's good advice.

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 17 Jan 2017 03:56

Greetings, y'all. BC, it is a truth, universally acknowledged, that to wash out a coffee pot or urn more than once a yearcan affect the taste of the brew (good or bad is, of course, subjective) and besides, it's a bother. Anyway, the urn's is still pretty clean so you want a mug of today's brew?

BTW, why not get started on your 'Mona Lisa' story? Sounds intriguing.

Jen, what's got you thinking about writing a 5k plus story? The one I'm tinkering with now will probably come in a few hundred words under that limit. Just curious.

Okay, before I pester Nic with this 'nude painting' contest idea, what about some of you lay-abouts coming up with a few suggestion for me to pass along? I've already mentioned 'The Naked Maja' by Goya. Now it's your turn to dream up a few more. And if you play your cards wrong, someday I may pass along the story of the aftermath of 'The Rape of the Sabine Women'.

Okay, who needs a refill or a starter?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 16 Jan 2017 12:10

MP, just what this joint needs is a supply of booze laced with gold. Sounds like a drink from heaven for the gold-loving dwarfts in the Discworld series.

Seeker, glad you mention Mike's thread.

More drinks, with or without gold?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 16 Jan 2017 10:11

Greetings, Mike. I'm doing the same as you, tinkering with a story while waiting to find out what the next contest will involve. This will be my first lesbian category story here at Lush so I'd like to get it both 'right' and readable.

(refills Mike's mug) Anyone else need a refill or a fresh drink?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 16 Jan 2017 08:36

Man, oh man, that AA coffee is going fast. There is, of course, Beaver Breath Brandy plus other adult beverages of choice for those who want to 'enhance' their brew.

Over the weekend, I had an idea (don't laugh, it happens) for a Lush writing contest; use a famous nude painting as the subject. That is to say, create a 'story behind the painting'. To be honest, I had 'The Naked Maja' in mind but anything short of Picasso's 'Nude Descending a Staircase' might be a good choice. Not a particularly original idea, but I don't recall Lush ever going with that sort of theme. Any thoughts?

So who's ready for refills?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 16 Jan 2017 05:06

It's Monday! Sorry about that.

Mega-congrats to Jen for being awarded an 'RR' by 'She Who Must Be Obeyed' aka Nicola. (slides over a celebratory Hannah, fortified with a shot of vodka)

Deepest sympathy is hereby extended to all fans of the four NFL teams knocked out of the playoffs this weekend: Seattle, Houston, Dallas, and Kansas City.

This weekend, the official Rumplations coffee urn was sandblasted, then dipped in paint solvent and finally put through a high-pressure, high-temp washer. According to reports, most of the crud is now gone. So who wants a mug of the 'Arabica's Anguish' that showed up today?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 14 Jan 2017 06:42

(slides a 'Hannah' over to, Hannah) Here ya go, BC. I agree with you about Mike's story. IMO, its sex scenes are among the best written I've come across.

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 14 Jan 2017 04:41

Greetings to all who survived Friday the 13th. (free drinks for those who didn't)

A rousing Rumplations welcome to Ms Most Precious Little! Uh, don't be put off by that deafening sound of silence, MP. No doubt the crowd is waiting to here what you decide to play. The old Wurlitzer is at your command and in working order, probably.

Mike, me thinks you're right about RR's. At least I now know whose stories have been sucking up the RR's my stories haven't been getting. ;)

Gil, a story about someone with a fetish for cocktail umbrellas is...well, it's something.

In addition to the usual offerings of bad coffee and worse drinks, this morning we have such traditional bar cuisine as: pickled pig's feet, stale potato chips, and runny cheese nachos. Enjoy.

So what do youse guys want to drink with all that?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 13 Jan 2017 18:32

Greetings to all who wander in a winter wonderland...and to Laura who, living in NZ, most definitely ain't.

I dang near worked up a sweat with all dem drink orders. May have lost track and redoubled the amount of booze in them. If your lips start going numb, give them some inappropriate exercise.

Jen mentioned 'recommended reads'. It's my understanding they are given at the time a story is approved and posted by the person who performed the deed.

BTW, to celebrate the 700th page of Rumplations, the link to this den of debauched depravity in my sig line is now working...probably.

Any more orders? Okay, who just yelled something about my performing a physically impossible task upon my own-self?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 13 Jan 2017 08:21

Aw shucks, Ms BC, whatever I did, it weren't nuttin'...but feel free to keep on hugging. BTW, you want one of your new, 'Hannah's' to celebrat?

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Stories Published By RumpleForeskin All Stories »

A Parting Gift To Remember

From her position draped over the back of an old, stuffed armchair, Lynn felt the fresh load of cum oozing out of her throbbing pussy, working its way through matted pubic hairs, then sliding down trembling inner thighs until it dripped onto the floor.  The thick cream felt cool on her hot, flushed, skin.  With Bob’s help, she struggled to her feet, turned around and hugged him. It had been...

Added 23 Dec 2016 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 22 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,896 | 18 Comments

What Are Friends For?

She blew in like a pissed off F5 tornado, shouted, "Don't say a fucking thing,” slammed the door shut,and slung her purse across the room. It ricocheted away from my butt-weary couch, cleared off the end table, then teetered briefly at the edge before following the displaced debris onto the floor. Only the reading lamp survived, leaning drunkenly against the wall, shade tilted at a...

Added 20 Aug 2016 | Category Love Stories | Votes 14 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,431 | 12 Comments

Afternoon Aftermath

For Cindy Davis, it had been a weekend of unbelievable firsts. She had just spent two nights in a mid-town hotel room making almost constant love with Ray, a man she barely knew. Of course, it had been a once-in-a-lifetime experience, no doubt about that. He’d been alone, a long way from home and had needed her. Still, it marked the first time she’d ever cheated on her fiance', which...

Added 21 Apr 2016 | Category Reluctance | Votes 17 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 9,325 | 10 Comments

Treats First then the Trick

It was a fantastic fuck. Randi Druitt's sex-charged body writhed and shuddered. A large, powerfully built man lay between her widespread legs. With deep, fluid strokes, he pumped his demanding cock in and out of her very willing pussy. Each thrust left her gasping with passion and wanting more. The freckle-faced redhead lay nude on the backseat of an old Buick, parked on the far side of a...

Added 21 Oct 2015 | Category Cheating | Votes 11 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,727 | 7 Comments

Recommended Read Getting A Lot Of What She Wants

The thick, glistening shaft slipped from Cindy’s mouth like a long, sexy serpent. When the swollen cockhead came into view, she lapped at its smooth surface while glancing up at her husband. Ray’s big, nude body was sprawled comfortably on their living room couch. Curly blonde hair cushioned his head against the wall. Those blue eyes she adored so much were shut. His lips were parted. It...

Added 28 Sep 2015 | Category Fetish | Votes 14 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,866 | 15 Comments

Of Love and War and Donna Lynn

It was another turbulent day in the summer of 68. Student protests raged from the Sorbonne to Berkeley. In the US, civil rights demonstrations and anti-war rallies were turning violent. Martin Luther King was dead; Bobby Kennedy would be soon. In South Vietnam, hundreds of other Americans were being killed each month. Soldiers patrolled the streets of Saigon, Paris, and Washington while...

Added 31 Aug 2015 | Category Historical | Votes 18 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 1,690 | 17 Comments

A Different Sort of Cramming

Textbooks and study notes showered down from the bouncing mattress of a venerable four-poster bed as a long, thick, column of rigid flesh kept up a steady rhythm of lust and need, surging back and forth past stretched, slightly irritated pussy lips that clutch tightly around the unyielding shaft relentlessly cramming its engorged cock head into the inner most depths of a wet, stuffed...

Added 27 Aug 2015 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 7 | Avg Score 5 | Views 8,085 | 5 Comments

Feels So Right It Can’t Be Wrong: chapter 3

Kelly woke in her stepbrother’s bed cuddled next to his nude body. The sheet barely covered his morning erection. She thought about teasing him awake, it struck her as the big-sisterly thing to do, but then rolled onto her back, stretched, and immediately dozed off and slipped into yet another rerun of her dreams. Like most of those she’d had recently, they involved sex. Unlike the...

Added 30 Jun 2014 | Category Taboo | Votes 16 | Avg Score 5 | Views 21,980 | 9 Comments

Feels So Right, It Can’t Be Wrong: Chapter 2

After a lot of poking, prodding, and teasing, the stepsiblings managed to disentangle and get off Jason’s bed. Before he could pull Kelly out of the room, however, she noticed the sheets. “Whoa. Halt. Stop. Sorry, but those sheets have got to go.” Jason protested but she remained adamant as only a somewhat fastidious big sister can be and began stripping the bed. Perhaps it was seeing her...

Added 27 Jun 2014 | Category Taboo | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 21,501 | 6 Comments

Feels So Right, It Can’t Be Wrong: Chapter 1

Horny, nervous, and half-naked, Kelly Layton peeked through the open bedroom door. Inside, her kid brother, make that her kid stepbrother, lay stretched out on his unmade bed, reading a paperback. But he’s no kid, thought Kelly. Not anymore. Though still just eighteen, with his athletic build, dark hair, eyes the same steel-gray as his father’s, and a smile that could get him laid in...

Added 25 Jun 2014 | Category Taboo | Votes 20 | Avg Score 5 | Views 41,792 | 7 Comments

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HeraTeleia
Posted: 09 Jan 2017 20:52
Thank you for the add, love!


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Posted: 23 Dec 2016 14:50
Merry Christmas, Rumpy!


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Posted: 05 Oct 2016 10:59
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Posted: 05 Oct 2016 09:50
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WellMadeMale
Posted: 31 May 2016 14:47
Your honky tonk can use an upgrade, chief...


Gillianleeeza
Posted: 13 May 2016 15:03
I never thought of making them into necklaces. I'll have to give it a try.
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Posted: 16 Apr 2016 20:44

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Posted: 09 Apr 2016 17:41
Waiting for my drink and more umbrellas.

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Posted: 26 Mar 2016 20:29
Happy Easter and Congratulations, but keep those tears dried away

Gillianleeeza
Posted: 25 Mar 2016 21:29
I'm pretty sure she'd win the contest. I'll just keep drinking.

Gillianleeeza
Posted: 21 Mar 2016 17:02
Can't decide if I should go out back to the dumpster. I think I'll drink inside for awhile.
Lush
Posted: 17 Mar 2016 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.

biggym
Posted: 16 Mar 2016 17:13
Happy Happy Birthday!!! Know it will be a naughty day. Stay naked and hard. Enjoy.

Buz
Posted: 02 Mar 2016 20:16
elizabethblack
Posted: 14 Feb 2016 19:37
Have a great Valentine weekend

Buz
Posted: 23 Dec 2015 16:06
Merry Christmas, Rumpy!

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