About RumpleForeskin
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Just your typical run down, beaten down, slapped down, broken down, shot down, hung down, put down, and kicked around old blind porn writer who's been beaten up, tied up, chewed up, blown up, hung up, screwed up, messed up, held up, and told to shut the fuck up.

Name:
Rumple Foreskin
Sex:
Male 
Age:
69
Sign:
Pisces
Relationship Status:
Married
Location:
Lost in the ozone west of the Pecos, Arizona, United States
Interests:
recreational sex, writing about sex, thinking about sex, reading about sex, etc.
Favorite Books:
Those written by: William Faulkner Ernest Hemingway John Steinbeck Walter Mosley Alan Furst Elmore Leonard Raymond Chandler P.G. Wodehouse George MacDonald Fraser Kinky Friedman Flannery O'Connor Eudora Welty Walker Percy among others
Favorite Movies:
Primarily comedies: A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World Dr. Strangelove Support Your Local Sheriff/Gunfighter The Blues Brothers plus the films of: The Marx Brothers W.C. Fields Woody Allen Mel Brooks
Favorite Music:
Almost anything with the exception of: rap, polka, and a-tonal
Website:
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Date Joined:
03 Jul 2009
Last Visit:
25 Aug 2016 (6 hours ago)
Page Viewed:
25,117 times
Friends:
53
Followers:
59
Days in Chat:
0
Days on Site:
30+
Forum Posts:
3,180
Stories:
29
Badges:
14
Latest Forum Posts
Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 25 Aug 2016 21:37

Greetings, Gil. If you want something really, really, really strong, there's Buz's 'Hunch Punch' made with fruit and other odds and ends from the 'fridge plus a heapin' helpin' of EverClear. There's also the renowned, Rumplation's Gorilla Killer, a double-shot of 151 rum with just enough cola to make it legal.

Either one of those should make you feel right at home with old Coma and Tose.

So what'll ya have?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 25 Aug 2016 07:19

Greetings, leading Lushers. Well, I'm telling you my little feelings are hurt. Here I spent a good five minutes or so trying to make my sig line all pretty for y'all and what response do I get ...nada. Okay, truth be told, all I did was delete my history contest also-ran in favor of my one and only 'Recommended Read'.

Speaking of dem RR's, I will admit to kind of hoping my "Friends" story might earn my second RR. No such luck, of course. But then came all those stories mentioned above followed by VG's latest 'Plane Whore' sexcapade, and none of them have gotten an RR.

That doesn't make me feel any better, of course, but I no longer feel so alone. ;)

So what do you deadbeats want to drink?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 23 Aug 2016 04:01

Greetings, wanderers in the land of Lush.

Okay, it's time for y'all to get squared away for some serious, and enjoyable, reading.

OceanRunner's, "Harder, Harder, Harder," will get even the most sedentary of couch potatos out on the track...not running, you understand, but looking for some of those hot-body female-type runners he's featured in his last two stories. Both stories are easy fives. There are links on Mike's last post here. Check 'em out.

Verbal's, "Holes" is not your average stroke story. but an intensely erotic look into the emotional side of love and sex. Many of the regulars here have already left thoughtful, flattering comments. Read this and join the crowd.

Old buddy Buz's latest story, "Bat Girl" is what the film, "Bull Durham" should have been. If you like baseball and steamy, dressing-room sex, check this one out.

Hot WifeForYou (Carol) has just posted "Our Journey Continues" an intimate 'story' about a middle-age couple dealing with their evolving sexual relationship. The prose is both hot and very well-done. Check it out.

Okay, there's a fresh pot of coffee for those craving the caffeinated, low-impact end of the speed spectrum. Add enough brandy and it's not half bad.

And in conclusion, my thanks for the votes and kind comments on my "What Are Friends For" love story. I'm just glad it got on and off the main page before all these 'killer' stories showed up.

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 20 Aug 2016 18:07

"What Are Friends For?" my latest insult to good taste and English letters, has been officially posted and is, at the moment, appearing on the main page here at LUSH. It's a short read (1500 wd) and a love story that's not too sappy...I hope. Anyway, if you get a chance, check it out at:

https://
VG in Norway, bet y'all think I'm about to make some crude remark about 'piece prizes' but not me, no way, that's just not the way old Rumple rolls...honest. ;)

Verbal, once upon a time, back when the number of good writers was much, much smaller here at LUSH, my name would, on rare occasions, make touch-and-go type appearances on that list. Apparently they recalculate it every day. Still with the number of quality writers now posting on LUSH, any appearance, no matter how brief, is an honor.

And in conclusion, here's the link, one more time, to my latest labor of LUSH love.

https://

BTW, what do you clowns want to drink? VG, there ain't none of that fancy pants hooch around here. What about I make you a double martini with Gunga Gin? Mike had a couple and hasn't complained since. The stuff should set you up for whatever dem Vikings have to offer.

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 19 Aug 2016 20:20

Me, I've got those low-down, double-post blues. (sigh)

Mike, you are correct, as usual. To make things even worse, I just checked and, at the moment, Verbal is no longer on the sacred 'Top Author' list. (sigh, sigh) None of that has any bearing on the contest, of course. Nic is fanatical about the contest being legit and the winners being the best of the best. Of course, that does make one wonder how the hell I ever managed to sneak in as a winner. ;)

And while I have the floor (on my third edit of this frazzling post) thanks for the kind comment and the even kinder offer to "endure the unendurable" by looking over my story. ;)
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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 19 Aug 2016 19:52

Weekend greetings, dwellers in the land of Lush. While malingering with intent to loiter on the home page yesterday, I noticed that three of our own, Seeker, VG and Verbal were on the 'Top Authrs' list. And wait, there's more! The contests entries of VG and Verbal were on the 'Story Picks' list. Now Verbal, don't go getting the big head, you've already dropped from the 'Authors' list. (No doubt a vast conspiracy of some sort).

Anyway, mega congrats to all youse guys on earning such Lushh renown.

So who's gonna pay for the first round for all the house?

Turning to a less ebullient topic, in a moment of weakness, Gil had, bless her heart, agreed to give my next Sush story a look-see. Sad to say, but 'real life' came down on her and she let me know my story is buried somewhere deep in the debris.

No big deal about my story. It's not a contest entry. I just wanted a female-type perspective and picked on her instead of VG because she (Gil not VG) had the most recent post. With luck, I may get some helpful feedback, either in the comments or, even better, here. So I'm just going to submit it (with the help of Nic on account as how my screen reader and the Lush auto sub feature don't get along)

The main thing is to keep your fingers, toes, and/or eyes crossed that Gill comes out of this current situation ready to kick ass and take names.

Okay, so like I said, Seeker, VG, Verbal, which one of youse 'Top Author' types is buying the first round?

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Topic: Who is the most famous person you have ever met?
Posted: 18 Aug 2016 22:06

Does having a "come to Jesus" meeting the the office of your high school principal count?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 17 Aug 2016 17:17

Greetings, Mike. At the moment, it sounds like Hendricks is locked in the storeroom with Tanya the Trailer Tramp, so you're stuck with me. What about a double-shot of
Gunga Gin' with a hint of vermouth? Knock off a couple of those and the third will almost seem potable.

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 16 Aug 2016 22:07

Mike, yep, I'm blinder than any known bat. First got my eyes messed up in Vietnam. Managed to save the sight in one eye thanks to much surgery. Then about six years ago, a detached retina got it. Sometimes I don't remind folks often enough about my being blind or that I use a screen reader to 'listen' to printed material on my computer. Thing is,I like to consider myself a Lusher who is blind, instad of a 'blind Lusher' if that makes any sense.

VG as a sexy, if water-logged synchronized swimmer. My quota of new material for sexual fantasy has just peaked. As far as smiling underwater goes, how tough can that be? After all, Ester Williams did it for years. ;).

:glasses 8:

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 16 Aug 2016 21:15

Evening, Mike. I hear you about sprinters. Best I recall, Jackie Joyner in her racing prime was still a doll.

This is my second 'no see' Olympics. I'm just glad rhythmic gymnastics and synchronized swimming had come along in time for me to get in some serious ogling.

So what'll you have to drink?

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Stories Published By RumpleForeskin
What Are Friends For?

She blew in like a pissed off F5 tornado, shouted, "Don't say a fucking thing,” slammed the door shut,and slung her purse across the room. It ricocheted away from my butt-weary couch, cleared off the end table, then teetered briefly at the edge before following the displaced debris onto the floor. Only the reading lamp survived, leaning drunkenly against the wall, shade tilted at a...

Added 20 Aug 2016 | Category Love Stories | Votes 12 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,933 | 11 Comments

Afternoon Aftermath

For Cindy Davis, it had been a weekend of unbelievable firsts. She had just spent two nights in a mid-town hotel room making almost constant love with Ray, a man she barely knew. Of course, it had been a once-in-a-lifetime experience, no doubt about that. He’d been alone, a long way from home and had needed her. Still, it marked the first time she’d ever cheated on her fiance', which...

Added 21 Apr 2016 | Category Reluctance | Votes 16 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 8,100 | 9 Comments

Treats First then the Trick

It was a fantastic fuck. Randi Druitt's sex-charged body writhed and shuddered. A large, powerfully built man lay between her widespread legs. With deep, fluid strokes, he pumped his demanding cock in and out of her very willing pussy. Each thrust left her gasping with passion and wanting more. The freckle-faced redhead lay nude on the backseat of an old Buick, parked on the far side of a...

Added 21 Oct 2015 | Category Cheating | Votes 11 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,259 | 7 Comments

Recommended Read Getting A Lot Of What She Wants

The thick, glistening shaft slipped from Cindy’s mouth like a long, sexy serpent. When the swollen cockhead came into view, she lapped at its smooth surface while glancing up at her husband. Ray’s big, nude body was sprawled comfortably on their living room couch. Curly blonde hair cushioned his head against the wall. Those blue eyes she adored so much were shut. His lips were parted. It...

Added 28 Sep 2015 | Category Fetish | Votes 14 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,451 | 15 Comments

Of Love and War and Donna Lynn

It was another turbulent day in the summer of 68. Student protests raged from the Sorbonne to Berkeley. In the US, civil rights demonstrations and anti-war rallies were turning violent. Martin Luther King was dead; Bobby Kennedy would be soon. In South Vietnam, hundreds of other Americans were being killed each month. Soldiers patrolled the streets of Saigon, Paris, and Washington while...

Added 31 Aug 2015 | Category Historical | Votes 18 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 1,508 | 17 Comments

A Different Sort of Cramming

Textbooks and study notes showered down from the bouncing mattress of a venerable four-poster bed as a long, thick, column of rigid flesh kept up a steady rhythm of lust and need, surging back and forth past stretched, slightly irritated pussy lips that clutch tightly around the unyielding shaft relentlessly cramming its engorged cock head into the inner most depths of a wet, stuffed...

Added 27 Aug 2015 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 8 | Avg Score 5 | Views 7,794 | 6 Comments

Feels So Right It Can’t Be Wrong: chapter 3

Kelly woke in her stepbrother’s bed cuddled next to his nude body. The sheet barely covered his morning erection. She thought about teasing him awake, it struck her as the big-sisterly thing to do, but then rolled onto her back, stretched, and immediately dozed off and slipped into yet another rerun of her dreams. Like most of those she’d had recently, they involved sex. Unlike the...

Added 30 Jun 2014 | Category Taboo | Votes 17 | Avg Score 5 | Views 21,416 | 9 Comments

Feels So Right, It Can’t Be Wrong: Chapter 2

After a lot of poking, prodding, and teasing, the stepsiblings managed to disentangle and get off Jason’s bed. Before he could pull Kelly out of the room, however, she noticed the sheets. “Whoa. Halt. Stop. Sorry, but those sheets have got to go.” Jason protested but she remained adamant as only a somewhat fastidious big sister can be and began stripping the bed. Perhaps it was seeing her...

Added 27 Jun 2014 | Category Taboo | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 21,008 | 6 Comments

Feels So Right, It Can’t Be Wrong: Chapter 1

Horny, nervous, and half-naked, Kelly Layton peeked through the open bedroom door. Inside, her kid brother, make that her kid stepbrother, lay stretched out on his unmade bed, reading a paperback. But he’s no kid, thought Kelly. Not anymore. Though still just eighteen, with his athletic build, dark hair, eyes the same steel-gray as his father’s, and a smile that could get him laid in...

Added 25 Jun 2014 | Category Taboo | Votes 21 | Avg Score 5 | Views 40,722 | 7 Comments

Reuniting

The old-style Checker cab inched away from the congested airport loading zone,then pulled out into the cold, rainy January evening and headed for a downtown hotel. Inside, Gwen studied Mark's face. For all she knew, he might have found someone special while back home. Hesitantly, even shyly, she asked, "Did you miss me?” Mark nodded, "You were all I could think about on the flight up....

Added 30 Mar 2014 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.74 | Views 4,802 | 14 Comments

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elizabethblack
Posted: 02 Jul 2016 20:08

WellMadeMale
Posted: 31 May 2016 14:47
Your honky tonk can use an upgrade, chief...


Gillianleeeza
Posted: 13 May 2016 15:03
I never thought of making them into necklaces. I'll have to give it a try.

elizabethblack
Posted: 16 Apr 2016 20:44

Gillianleeeza
Posted: 09 Apr 2016 17:41
Waiting for my drink and more umbrellas.

Milik_the_Red
Posted: 26 Mar 2016 22:43

elizabethblack
Posted: 26 Mar 2016 20:29
Happy Easter and Congratulations, but keep those tears dried away

Gillianleeeza
Posted: 25 Mar 2016 21:29
I'm pretty sure she'd win the contest. I'll just keep drinking.

Gillianleeeza
Posted: 21 Mar 2016 17:02
Can't decide if I should go out back to the dumpster. I think I'll drink inside for awhile.
Lush
Posted: 17 Mar 2016 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.

biggym
Posted: 16 Mar 2016 17:13
Happy Happy Birthday!!! Know it will be a naughty day. Stay naked and hard. Enjoy.

Buz
Posted: 02 Mar 2016 20:16

elizabethblack
Posted: 14 Feb 2016 19:37
Have a great Valentine weekend

Buz
Posted: 23 Dec 2015 16:06
Merry Christmas, Rumpy!


Buz
Posted: 07 Dec 2015 20:28

Buz
Posted: 31 Oct 2015 08:13

Poppet
Posted: 14 Sep 2015 19:20
Thank you for celebrating my birthday with me.


elizabethblack
Posted: 27 Aug 2015 11:45
Thanks for adding me........

HotWife4U
Posted: 27 Aug 2015 10:29

Buz
Posted: 17 Mar 2015 17:37
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