About RumpleForeskin


Just your typical run down, beaten down, slapped down, broken down, shot down, hung down, put down, and kicked around old blind porn writer who's been beaten up, tied up, chewed up, blown up, hung up, screwed up, messed up, held up, and told to shut the fuck up.

Rumple Foreskin
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Lost in the desert west of Tombstone, AZ , Arizona, United States
Local Time:
16 Jan 2018 07:55
recreational sex, writing about sex, thinking about sex, reading about sex, etc.
Favorite Books:
Those written by: William Faulkner Ernest Hemingway John Steinbeck Walter Mosley Alan Furst Elmore Leonard Raymond Chandler P.G. Wodehouse George MacDonald Fraser Kinky Friedman Flannery O'Connor Eudora Welty Walker Percy among others
Favorite Movies:
Primarily comedies: A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World Dr. Strangelove Support Your Local Sheriff/Gunfighter The Blues Brothers plus the films of: The Marx Brothers W.C. Fields Woody Allen Mel Brooks
Favorite Music:
Almost anything with the exception of: rap, polka, and a-tonal


Date Joined:
03 Jul 2009
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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 16 Jan 2018 04:47

Morning, y'all.

Tanya, here's your tea. Enjoy and come back for a refill when you finish waking up. BTW, for a new handle, you may have already thought about and then no doubt decided against these two ideas, but here they are anyway: 'That Jersey Girl' and 'The Jersey Girl'. Just a couple thoughts which pretty much exhausts my quota for the week...okay, make that, month.

There's about two weeks before the deadline for entering the 'Change' contest is upon us. At the moment, there appears to be, more or less, something like 26 entrants.

Big Bertha is calling me for my second cup of coffee and claims to have the water nice and hot for Tanya's tea refill. So whadda the rest of you 'Changeless' contest competitors wanna drink?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 15 Jan 2018 08:13

Scott, been meaning to pass this along but, believe it or not, it kept slipping my mind. Everytime I read this in your sig, it cracks me up: A Christmas story about love, giving, and anal sex. :)
And for your reward, here's you a potent BM at the regular price.

And speaking of anal, Ping, I'm trying to figure out how to say this with sensitivity so your little feelings don't get bruised, but facts is facts and the fact is, female dogs do scoot, but only if their anal glands need to be expressed. That also applies to male dogs but who wants to quibble? ;)

To ease your anal gland angst, here's your coffee complete with a double-shjot of BBB.

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 15 Jan 2018 05:16

Greetings and condolences. It's another Monday Moaning. Sorry about that.

Pat, here's your coffee. Hope by now all those tests on your Tom have finished with positive results. Please keep us posted.

Over on this side of the pond, US politics have been reduced to a disagreement over whether the President referred to Haiti and certain Afrrican countries as, 'shit holes' or 'shit houses'. Just for the record, I didn't vote for him, have never supported him, and been apalled by many of the things he's done. To that list must now be added, but have felt embarrassed...and worried.

Of course, my Saints getting knocked out of the NFL playoffs on a 62 yard TD pass with 10 seconds left in the game has not had a positive impact on my disposition... not one little bit. :(

Now, in my somewhat less than humble opinion, it's time to hunker down and get about the business of drinking and carousing. Big Bertha is ready to put out her hot stuff, there's hot water for the tea and coco crowds, beer-like fluids, more or less real wines, and our usual assortment of fine lickers. Today's 'one for the price of two special' is Bloody Marys made with Verisimilitude Vodka, the vengeance of Valdosta, Ga. So whadda ya Monday moaners wanna drink?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 14 Jan 2018 16:22

G-Man, judging by your last post and its mention of a threesome with Emily and Wild on the bar while you're swigging down some high-toned hooch, you've succumbed completely to the allure of fantasy fiction. ;)

However, to reward your posting two micros stories over on, Sacre Bleu, I'll dust off our only snifter and pour in a double-shot of Beaver Breath Brandy.

So whadda the rest of you worn-out weekend party animals wanna drink?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 14 Jan 2018 09:03

Best I recall, at least three mugs of coffee are on order along with a 'Jen's Jolter' for, Pat. Not sure what Emily, our Wild Thing and her spriteness want, other than Emily, Pretty Wild and Sprite, that is.

Any more calls for alcohol?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 14 Jan 2018 03:55

Greetings. It's after four A.M. out here in the desert and...


There's something of a writing challenge going on over on, Sacre Bleu, (aka, Story Space). It's unplanned,unregulated, neither authorized nor sanctioned, and has a 100 word limit. So far, there are three entries which should, imo, be read in sequence to best appreciate the sublime charms of the stories.

Anna May Zing, wrote the first one, 'Home Late'.

Ping jumped in with number two, cleverly title, Home Late 2. (just scroll up a bit to find it)

Kind of Heart made the latest contribution, 'What Was She Doing?' (keep scrolling up to find that gem).

The storyline concerns the misadventures of a certain mature lady who is unaware she's sitting buck nekkid on the upper deck of a London bus.

Anyway, go check it out, make a contribution if you're so inclined, and then come back for a drink and join in the cogitation on starting something like that over here.

And speaking of drinking, yeah it's early out here west of Tombstone, but the time is always right for drinking in Lushland. So whether ya need a mug of Big Bertha's remarkable coffee, hot water for tea or coco, some of our skumky beer, wonky wine or a selection from among our fine lickers, whadda ya porntificating pen-pushers wanna drink?

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Topic: What are you reading?
Posted: 13 Jan 2018 05:55

"Fire and Fury" by Michael Wolf The controversial, best-selling book about the Trump White House. Strongly recommended.

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 13 Jan 2018 04:57

Congratulations! You made it to the weekend. Right?

Phil! Where ya been, Hoss? For the record, 110f is considered hot even out here in the desert. What about a cold quart bottle of, Big Belcher's Beer' to ease your thirst?

Pat, congrats on finishing that contest entry. What about a JJ to celebrate? Oh, you already ordered one? Well, ya ready for a refill?

Ping, loved your innovative restaurant idea. Only problem was two food inspectors and a food critic keeled over in a dead faint when told it might happen. That was okay by me. It was the reaction of the local sanitation crew (garbage collectors) that struck me as a tad overblown.

But sign me up for that Nina Simone tour. My fav of her's is, "Young, Gifted, and Black' though I'm none of those. (sigh)

Here's your fancy rum drink with whatever we happened to have of whatever it was you wanted in the thing. Enjoy.

What about the rest of you prolific porn producers and/or readers? Whadda ya wanna drink?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 12 Jan 2018 18:45

On my 'puter, Pat's last post was the first one on page 905. For the edification through elucidation of late arriving Rumplators, here's copy of the contest entry list Hannah (aka Brown Coffee laid on us back on page 904.
note: these links don't work, part of the copy protection scheme, I suppose. The ones on her original post whill, on the other hand, do you just right. And before you ask, NO, I wasn't even tempted to replace all these with all those.


Hannah wrote:

ShamelessFlirt https://
RumpleForeskin https://
coryA https://
Ping https://
CoyotlMittens https://



SHOULD ENTER (c'mon you guys! if you're not entering, i wanna know why. 2,000 word essay minimum on why you feel entitled to let me down so brutally.)


Gillianleeeza doesn't have to write any essay just because Big Hugs


curvygalore is hereby deemed to be exempt since her computer isn't working but i would beMORE than happy to type up her entry if she wrote it longhand. just sayin'. angel7

Maybe it's just me, but that 'Gal cracking a whip' image might be more appropriate for Hannah, at least when she's into her Tracy Flick non-Angelic, mode. Just a thought.

Pat, here's ya another, JJ. Drink it in good health. So, what's the deal? Are the rest of you wascally witers gonna make Pat drink alone?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 12 Jan 2018 17:32

Just so y'all know, according to my never faithful Lush new thread post notification via email system, none of you who posted in the last few hours, well, your posts, and I suppose by extension, you, exist no more, at least not for the time being. Sorry about that or maybe congrats.

Got a lot of orders for hot tea and coffee plus Jen's Jolters. since a JJ is a hot rum toddy using 151 proof rum, I'm wondering if Ping would be agreeable to sharing some of his hot rum toddy mix for the next round?

BTW, the entry of Cory could use a few more votes. He's a newbie and his story sort of slipped in with little fanfair then got bushwacked by all the site interruptions.

Now anybody else out there need a TGIF type drink?

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