About RumpleForeskin


Just your typical run down, beaten down, slapped down, broken down, shot down, hung down, put down, and kicked around old blind porn writer who's been beaten up, tied up, chewed up, blown up, hung up, screwed up, messed up, held up, and told to shut the fuck up.

Rumple Foreskin
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Lost in the desert west of Tombstone, AZ , Arizona, United States
Local Time:
16 Mar 2018 23:32
recreational sex, writing about sex, thinking about sex, reading about sex, etc.
Favorite Books:
Those written by: William Faulkner Ernest Hemingway John Steinbeck Walter Mosley Alan Furst Elmore Leonard Raymond Chandler P.G. Wodehouse George MacDonald Fraser Kinky Friedman Flannery O'Connor Eudora Welty Walker Percy among others
Favorite Movies:
Primarily comedies: A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World Dr. Strangelove Support Your Local Sheriff/Gunfighter The Blues Brothers plus the films of: The Marx Brothers W.C. Fields Woody Allen Mel Brooks
Favorite Music:
Almost anything with the exception of: rap, polka, and a-tonal


Date Joined:
03 Jul 2009
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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 16 Mar 2018 18:51

Don't know if you chowder heads can 'grok' this reality, but sitting back, scrolling through all the unique posts on this page was, for me, a special sort of HB present. Many thanks.

Sara, glad everything went well. Would you consider taking on the massive responsibility of, 'Supervisor-in-Chief' (of whatever needs a bit of supervision)? No pay, of course, but the job comes with both a feather duster and a whip to aid in the supervision.

A quick pimp for, Stories Space. Folks, I realize y'all got a pile of stories and contest entries on your 'to read list' stacxked so high two grown men couldn't shake hands over it...BUT...y'all really need to check out the recent new stories over on, Sacre Bleu. The writers include Laura, Ping, and Larry, who has three. There are others, but as the saying goes, a wasted mind is terrible at remembering, or some such. Anyway, check 'em out, my present to you.

BTW, I might have been able to recall every story except Ping's ode pretty much shut down my already scanty mental activity .

Now whadda ya literary losers and loonies wanna drink?

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eta-type ps: please post photos and giffs to your heart's content. Once upon a time, I had one of Kathy Ireland in a green bikini that always seemed to fit the occasion. Unfortunately, these days all my images of Ms Ireland et al are just memories, damn good memories, let me add., I mean to say, I've got a Betty Page collection that, imo, rocks. ;) So please cut me some slack if I don't respond in an appropriately lustful manner to your image/giff posts. rf

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 16 Mar 2018 06:32

TGIF greetings to all Rumplators wherever they may roam in the vast lands of Lush.

Fuzzy, I added a shot of coffee to your Jameson. BTW, you and all the other 'J-Heads' owe Tawny a big thanks for coaxing her cousin Leroy, the night manager and head of security over at the liquor store, to advance a couple bottles of the stuff based on present and future 'up close and personal' type services. What a trooper.

Do believe the rest of this early morning or afternoon etc., etc., crowd wants the best the Big Bertha has to offer. Shot's of BBB and Jameson are available at a very nomimal charge. Hot teas (Earl Grey and Lipton) is also available. So what else could y'all possibly want? ;)

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 15 Mar 2018 19:15

Emily, here's your beer, dear, he says in a smarmy sort of voice. You might want to keep an eye on Ping, especially after he knocks off the full bottles of rum and Coca-Cola I just handed over.

Had a pizza delivered while in the midst of this post. That means, of course, that I'm now full and have no idea what anyone else ordered. So belly up to the bar and hope someone will take a moment to assuage your needs, drink-wise.

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 15 Mar 2018 15:55

Thanks a whole bunch for spotting that bottle of Bushmills and then announcing, very loudly, the news to all within the somewhat considerable range of your voice. ;)

Jeff, what 'bone spur'?

Sprite, if Jeff fails to show up today, please stick another wet finger and on of his other orifices

Fuzzy, Scott, youse guys want coffee with Jamesons: 1. now, 2. in the morning or, 3. both.

Tanya, almost forgot your 'Hannah'. Here ya go.

And what about the rest of you malingering malcontents and misfits, whadda ya wanna drink?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 15 Mar 2018 05:29

Greetings, and a happy 'Ides of March' to all. To quote the soothsayer, "Beware".

Gill, we finally get Tanya outta the hospital after a stretch of playing nurse to her s/o, and now you're going in to do the same for your folks.

Hang in there and best of luck to your folks.Growing old ain't for sissies, but having a good daughter can help out a lot.

Sara, hate I missed ya last evening. Something tells me that with sunrise not coming for another hour in our neck of the woods, you might prefer a big mug of coffee instead of another margarita or some Irish whiskey. BTW, ya want a shot of BBB in your coffee?

Big Bertha is huffing and chuffing and carrying on something awful which means her coffee-like content is ready for your drinking pleasure. Of, course, our unusal collection of unusual beers, wines and fine lickers are available for a most nominal service charge. So whadda ya Caesar, or maybe, Brutus wanna-be's wanna drink?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 14 Mar 2018 20:34

Fuzzy, you have done gone and set off a tidal wave of requests for the Jameson. That's a goodness.

Tell ya what I'm agonna do: once I get some glasses wiped off a bit, I'll fill 'em with about two fingers worth of Jameson, then put a bucket of ice and a bottle of club soda beside it for those who prefer their whiskey softened just a bit.

Curvy, you are, of course, welcome to the Jameson or to another beer if you need to reload your lost fluids.

So that makes whiskey for: Buz and ping, and Gill, and maybe Curvy, along with refills for Fuzzy and me. Anybody else will have to wait their turn on account as how the supply of glasses is running low.

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 14 Mar 2018 19:38

Evening, Fuzzy. Ya want the Jameson on the rocks, straight up, or maybe a splash of soday.

Don't low-rate your poem. Leave that chore for the judges. ;)

Anybody out there wanna join Fuzzy and me in a bit of old Irish whiskey? Ping, you're welcome to join us once you and Curvy take a break.

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 14 Mar 2018 19:13

Tanya! Glad your home and savoring a full stomach and Littley's hugs. Here's your hot rum toddy complete with a cocktail umbrella because that's the kinda guy I am and Gill would probably whop me upside my head if I didn't include one as a homecoming present. ;).

Got a virgin Hannah and a beer for our dancers and a couple more beers for Scott and Jeff.

Sara, here's your margarita. The only problem with this great weather we've been enjoying is knowing August is just around the corner.

Now, anybody else need some liquid refreshment?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 14 Mar 2018 15:15

Jeff wrote: Tired today. This working two jobs (my regular 9-5 job, followed by my strenuous 5-5:15 shift here at Rumps) is killing me.

Me, I wrote: CREAM PUFF! CANDY ASS! When the going gets tough, the tough get going. Take two salt tablets, put on your big-boy pants and push on through, ;) (That was fun, but toward the end I started flashing back to August two-a-days football practice in high school.).

Tanya, here's your tea. There'll be plenty more waiting for you, along with some of our fine lickers, for when you get home and settled in.

That's all for now, folks. Anybody else out there need something to drink?

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 14 Mar 2018 04:38

Greetings, and welcome to 'Hump Day'.

Ms Emily, thanks for getting Big Bertha up and running. I'm on my second mug of her coffee and it hasn't done me one little bit of harm...so far.

Way back when, I had a b&w studio photo from back in the '30's with a petite young lady standing beside what looked like a giant coffee urn about twice her height. Anyway, that was my inspiration for 'Big Bertha'.

Me, I've been up all night. It's part of my 'Non-24 Hour Sleep Disorder' that some of us with no light perception manage to add to our inventory of maladies.

And For those of us with various long-term maladies and afflictions, Stephen Hawkin was a inspirational giant who can never be replaced and will be missed.

Okay, sermon's over. Whadda ya creative clowns wanna drink?

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