What is there for me to say that hasn't already been said? I forget who said that, but it wasn't me. I am here for entertainment purposes only. I am fond of chocolate, ice cream, diamonds, sex and cheese. You may send me diamonds if we have not been properly introduced, but I will receive cheese only from my friends, because of health concerns. I like to write stories about sex, otherwise, I'd be filling in the biography details on a different site, wouldn't I? I am not wishy-washy, I am open minded.
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What I want to know is, if their bums are blue, what color do they turn if you give them a spanking? Purple, of course.
I said from get go I would vote for the devil before I'd vote for Clinton and I haven't changed my mind - does anyone pay attention to what she has done or better yet - what she hasn't done. Trump is an ass but Clinton is a lot worse <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/L16.gif" alt="L16"> The devil thanks you for your endorsement. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/L35.gif" alt="L35">
People have bad memories. I, for instance, don't remember any Beerstained Bears at all. I think beer steins are good to keep flies out of your beer at Oktoberfest. It is Oktoberfest. As far as I'm concerned, it is Oktoberfest forever, and the bears can get their own beer. What sort of half assed conspiracy theory is this anyway? Somebody comes back in time to change the names in a children's book. What kind of asshole would a time traveler have to be to do something like that? "Well, Roger, you went back in time in the twenty trillion dollar time machine, what did you do?" It better be something better than changing the names of fictional bears. Talk about waste of money and time. I hope I live long enough into the future to find that person. I will beat them to death with a copy of The Berenstain Bears and the Bad Dream.
Seriously hayley? just about every fact checking organization has shown trump to be far more consistently totally wrong. partially wrong or misrepresenting the facts. he consistently denies saying or doing things he is on record as having done or said. when asked a direct question he obviously is unable or unwilling to answer, he switches the subject or goes back to one of his favorite accusations against hillary. on the other hand, while no saint (but what politician is?), she is much more accurate with her facts, considerably more knowledgeable about the issues, and far less caustic towards trump when she could easily point out many more of his faults.the fact checking services have concluded that she is actually one of the more honest candidates, and also one of the more maligned, with continued attacks against her that have been debunked (to use one of trump's favorite words) time after time. trump continually points to the emails she deleted (she actually did not delete them, btw) here are the actual facts: On July 23, 2014, the State Department agreed to produce records pertaining to the 2012 attacks in Libya, for the House Select Committee on Benghazi’s investigation. In December 2014, Clinton aide Cheryl Mills told an employee of the company that managed her server to delete emails on her server unrelated to government work that were older than 60 days.On March 4, 2015, the Benghazi Committee issued a subpoena requiring Clinton to turn over her emails relating to Libya. Three weeks later, between March 25 and 31, the employee realized he had not deleted the emails that Mills requested in December 2014, he told the FBI. The employee then deleted the emails and used a program called BleachBit to delete the files. after a year long investigation, the FBI concluded that while some of her actions may have been unwise, she did nothing illegal. your dear donald, on the other hand, has defrauded thousands of people, cheated them out of money they earned, misled investors who have lost millions and millions of dollars, has been sued hundreds of times. the only people that have been successful with his businesses, has been trump and his family. he has used china steel in at least three of his building, which is illegal. he has used undocumented workers (also illegal), underpaid and mistreated them, then threatened to have them deported if they complained.when he doesn't get his way, he whines and pouts like a child and blames everyone else or says they are conspiring against him. he lied last night when he claimed he did not know putin as there are several interviews going back years when he has said he does. he has denigrated women, mexicans, handicapped, muslims and others on many occasions. he has no political experience and is under the delusion the country can be run the way he runs his businesses, just firing anyone who disagrees with him. (and god help us if he could run it that way, since no one but him benefits).I could go on, but hopefully, you get the point. this is NOT a man you want to be in charge. oh, and btw, do something wrong, and you too could be on the deportation list. If only the truth could change people's minds. Thank you for posting this. As a first time voter in this election... and a new citizen... well it terrifies me... it truly does.I will follow subsequent releases and the fates of those journalists brave enough to take on this investigative journalism. Obviously they will never ever be employed by the New York Times! Not that they would ever want to be.No wonder Dear Donald is keeping his options open re the election result. This is fascism at its absolute vilest.I for one would love to see a woman be President, but not one who sponsors this. I think we have the wrong lady on the campaign trail. One day perhaps there will be one.....I suppose that having seen some of this from the "inside" I should not be suprised. However I did not realise just how vicious politics can be. I just assumed it was simply "dirty". So sad.I wonder what the rest of the world will make of this? Shhh Hayley, you innocent dove, those journalists were working for Project Veritas, a project of James O'Keefe, professional liar, fraud and creator of false videos. He was sentenced to three years probation for trying to make one of his twisted tapes in the office of Senator Mary Landrieu of Louisiana in 2010. He settled a law suit brought by ACORN employees after the California Attorney General's office and Brooklyn prosecutors found that the original tapes had been altered to make them seem like ACORN was conspiring to smuggle women in for sex, when, in fact, they called the law on O'Keefe. He is a right wing propagandists. Fascists are very good at churning out the type of propaganda that appeals to the baser instincts of people. Hate, fear, etc. O'Keefe is a trained manipulator and propagandists. He, nor any of his staff are journalists. Fascism, by the way, is a right wing authoritarian government, the type of government O'Keefe and Trump want for America. Something a Fascist would do, for instance, is to refuse to accept the outcome of an election if he lost.
I'm not a big Hilary fan, but "Project Veritas" videos ares considered hoaxes due to selective editing and out-and-out lying. They come out, and subsequently get discredited, every election cycle.http://www.snopes.com/2016/10/18/project-veritas-election-videos/"Nearly all the videos used stitched-together, out-of-context remarks with no indication of what occurred or what was discussed just before and after the included portions." Project Veritas is run by James O’Keefe. O'Keefe lacks ethics and common human decency, just like Donald Trump. His videos have been proven false time after time, and still the news media keep airing his bullshit edited tapes as if they were actually done by an honest journalist. O'Keefe isn't a journalist, he's a right wing hack. He uses selective editing to create the illusion that people are doing something wrong, when, if the uncensored tapes are checked, are proven to be just more O'Keefe tricks and lies. There is no truth in Project Veritas. James O'Keefe is a far right propagandist, and every one of his tapes and videos is propaganda for the far right. When will people stop falling for this lying asshole's tricks?
The story behind my avatar... well it all started during the first war between the Hittites and the Egyptians and it involved several Canaanite Temple prostitute priestesses. I'd rather not say anymore. Oddly, this is what my avatar is reading about.
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I figured there was a problem with depth and detail. Also yes it should be in present. Thank you! You can find an editor by posting your need for one in https://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_topics3_Writing-Resources.aspxCheck out this thread from Sprite, one of our best writers and moderators, for a sense of what and what not to do when writing a story for Lush.https://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst50778_Sprite39s-Pet-Peeves--writers-should-check-this-out-before-submitting-stories--it39s-just-go.aspxThis link is to help you with verb tense. It doesn't matter which tense you use as long as it is consistent throughout the story.https://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postsm1328422_Use-of-proper-verb-tense.aspx#1328422
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