What is there for me to say that hasn't already been said? I forget who said that, but it wasn't me. I am here for entertainment purposes only. I am fond of chocolate, ice cream, diamonds, sex and cheese. You may send me diamonds if we have not been properly introduced, but I will receive cheese only from my friends, because of health concerns. I like to write stories about sex, otherwise, I'd be filling in the biography details on a different site, wouldn't I? I am not wishy-washy, I am open minded.
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Trump has just been officially nominated by the RNC. Pence is being placed in nomination as the only choice, to be named by acclamation. It is officially time to be terrified.
When corporations relocate, they should do so with their own money, not money stolen from the taxpaying citizens who do not have a vote in how their money is used.The truth is, the EU is a non-elected corporate government ruling over the people.And Noll is right on one point. Corporations will relocate to where labor, manufacturing, and operating costs are the cheapest. That way they can still sell their goods at their current prices or even raise them and make more profit. Immigrant labor is almost always very cheap. Plus immigrants usually come from cultures where they are not used to the same rights as citizen workers, therefore the companies can spend less on pay, benefits, and safety conditions.So you must consider, the EU, by giving grants paid for mostly by the northwestern European citizens, they can help companies move and take the jobs away from northwest Europe, giving them to other people who demand less and get paid less. That way they can compete with cheap, slave conditions labor in China and Southeastern Asia. And soon, we can live and work in those same slave conditions in the UK, and right here in the USA, no benefits, no insurance, no vacation pay, no retirement. Hooray! Bring on the shacks and start forging the chains, before long, all human beings will be is the personal property of some corporation. Not that most of us aren't already, of course.
Seriously? This is the wackiest thing yet. You think people become murderers because they eat meat. Okay I'll take your reasoning. It think there is violence in the world because of green beans. It is a proven fact that every killer out there has eaten green beans. Aren't vegetables alive? I just ate three different kinds of vegetables for lunch, and at one time, at least, all of them were alive and happy in their field. I also had fish, which at one time had been happy living in the ocean. The veggies were just as dead as the fish when I ate them, and I killed two of them myself. I pulled the corn from it's stalk, paying no attention to the cries of protest from that stalk, and the stalks that surrounded it, pulled the shucks off, roughly, I might add, showing no mercy at all, cleaned it and plunged it, either still alive or freshly killed, I couldn't tell which, into boiling water. Somebody else has to take credit for the murder of the potatoes, but the green bean which accompanied them to my feast of horror were picked, strung, broken, and cooked right there with them. And you know what? I loved it. And I'll do it again, over and over. VeilofInnocence, if that is your name, you kill every breath you take, every bite you eat. If you want to avoid killing, die. That's the only way out. Look through a good microscope sometimes and look at the battles taking place on a cellular level. It's eat or be eaten, even among the one celled. You're probably killing some one celled life right now. Don't act so innocent, you aren't. Also, you are off topic. Stay on topic or go start another topic on your murderous treatment of vegetables.
I want my Participation trophy! Just grab one on your way out, and whatever you do, don't mention the cheese to KatieElizabeth.
Is this quiz still open? If not, who is the winner? Remember that there are no losers, just winners and those that lost. Only the victor gets the spoils, so logically, if we find the person with the spoils, we will know who won. Since there are no losers, the rest don't exist and can safely be ignored. Then, you must ask yourself, "Do I, Buz Bono, exist?" If the answer is yes, then you are obviously the winner. Otherwise, I am left with the spoils. I really don't need any more spoils. The landfill is getting too big now. I will accept cash and bottles of wine. If there is chocolate and cheese, I get that as well. You can have the rest. Hurry, before people notice we're here.
Isn't it strange that anytime there's a police shooting the body cameras just didn't work, or fell off, as in this case. Two policemen, two body cameras, both fell off. If there hadn't been a person nearby with a cell phone to record the killing, there would be no evidence against them, because, you know, the police don't lie, they just lose the tape.
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https://upload.lushstories.com/2030236264-congratulations.gif Congratulations to all the winners, and to all the writers who made the top ten. Puddleduck, Burquette and Saucymh all showed amazing talent and skill in their stories, in imagination as well as technical skills. Their stories were really, really good. I thought that the stories in this competition were the best in awhile, and these stories were the best of the best.
I was tired out after one set of doubles. Sara was a much better tennis player than me, almost a match for David, and able to hold her own with my husband Eliot. She didn't want to stop playing. We had a quick lunch on the patio, sandwiches, and iced tea, and she and Eliot went back out on the court to play another match. I had cooled down some, at least, but I didn't want to go back onto...
Added 17 May 2016 | Category Cheating
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The first time I kissed Brad was under the loneliness tree. It was the night before prom. He was my date, and I considered myself lucky. My mom wanted some pictures, so we went out under the big oak tree in back and posed. It was the tree I sat under when I was feeling lonely and put upon, when my teenage angst made it impossible for me to share myself with company. After he’d pinned the...
Added 12 Sep 2013 | Category First Time
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I had really screwed up. There was no way to undo what I'd done, to make it not have happened. I'd have to live with the guilt, hide it from Damion for the rest of my life, or confess it to him and run the risk of ending our marriage. I hadn't meant to cheat. I've always been a flirt, though, and this wasn't the first time flirting had gotten me in trouble, just the first time since my...
Added 23 Jul 2014 | Category Cheating
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“What were you thinking, calling Damion?” I asked Hunter. “He's my friend,” he said. “Why shouldn't I call him?” “Let's see,” I said. “Maybe because you spent the afternoon fucking his wife.” “I hadn't fucked you when I called him.” “You called him before you called me?” “You're not jealous are you? I called him early, when I first got in.” I looked at him across the table and...
Added 27 Oct 2014 | Category Cheating
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I knew that I wasn't going to be able to talk my stepmother out of giving me a spanking, rules were rules, as she so often said. She wasn't the real mother of any of us, but she had been married to our fathers and ended up with us. She always said that none of us were too old to be spanked if we were still living under her roof, so the fact that I was eighteen didn't matter. My stepbrother,...
Added 17 Jul 2014 | Category Taboo
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It was the first Saturday after our pool had been filled. The water hadn't really had time to get warm, so I hadn't really been swimming in it yet. My husband had taken a swim as soon as it was filled on Wednesday, and had gone in after work Thursday and Friday, but only briefly. I had stepped in deep enough to know that it was still too cold for me to go swimming. He had gotten me up early...
Added 27 Mar 2014 | Category Flash Erotica
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Sterling smacked my ass, spun me around and pushed me against the wall. “I'm going to fuck you standing up,” he said. “Right here and now.” “You're getting married to my sister,” I said. “So I'm going to have to say no.” “I'm going to fuck you,” he said. “Sooner or later.” His lips moved toward mine and I found myself puckering up to meet them. He tasted of whiskey and apples with...
Added 24 Nov 2011 | Category Taboo
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Neal Cannon always seemed to be looking at me lustfully. He never said anything that might be construed as remotely sexual, but his look always made me feel like he was thinking about dragging me off somewhere and ravishing me. I'd seen that look in other men's eyes on many occasions, and it always meant that I was either going to fuck or fight off their advances. With Neal though it always...
Added 12 Sep 2012 | Category Reluctance
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I heard the door closing as Neal led out of the living room and toward the stairway that led to the bedroom. When we got to the stairs, he let go of my hand and told me to go up first. I walked ahead of him, holding onto the rail. It was very well polished and I wondered how it would feel to slide down it naked. “ You have a beautiful ass,” Neal said. “ Thank you,” I said. “You wife...
Added 13 Sep 2012 | Category Reluctance
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Clarissa slipped into the room when he opened the door, almost giddy with anticipation. She had come from sunbathing at the pool, her body oiled and tanned, looking much younger than her forty years. “I almost didn't come,” she said, reaching her hands to him. “I'm glad you did,” he said. He touched his lips to her fingertips, and took her in his arms. She could feel the stiffness of his...
Added 26 Sep 2015 | Category Voyeur
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