I've filled this thing out so many times but here's my best go yet.
There are things about me that even I don't understood. I've been given a lot of labels and I hate it when I can't prove them wrong. I have a crazy mind. I struggle with emotions and creativity. I want to be an author. I have a lot of dreams. Nobody will ever know everything about me. Sometimes, I look at photos from when I was a little kid and I am a stranger to myself. My life is a constant struggle for positivity and confidence. I try to do what Brandon Flowers says: 'Be an advocate of joy/Find your little heart's desire/And follow it.' I fall in love too often, too unsuitably. I'm still trying to find myself and my stories are a reflection of that.

Relationship Status:
In a Relationship with SITTING
In the library, Leeds, West Yorkshire, United Kingdom
Reading, exercising, cooking, tennis, skipping, baking, mowing lawns, walking in the woods and hanging out with my family.
Favorite Books:
East of Eden, Rebecca, The Winter of our Discontent, All Quiet on the Western Front, Jane Eyre, Tess of the D’Urbervilles, Emma, Of Mice and Men, Great Expectations, Jude the Obscure, Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde, Lord of the Flies, Mansfield Park, Far From The Madding Crowd, False Impressions, Not A Penny More Not A Penny Less, Mary Barton, Jacquot and the Angel, The Railway Children, The Catcher in the Rye, Looking for JJ, Looking for Alaska, Paper Towns, The Fault in Our Stars and The Secret Garden.
Favorite Authors:
John Steinbeck, Jane Austen, Charlotte Bronte, Enid Blyton, Roald Dahl, Charles Dickens, James Patterson, Thomas Hardy, Lee Child, Rudyard Kipling, John Green and William Shakespeare.
Favorite Movies:
Saving Mr Banks, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, The Godfather, For a Few Dollars More, Taxi, Imagine That, Singin' in the Rain, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Tess of the d'Urbervilles (2008), Slumdog Millionaire, Tangled, The Dark Knight, Indiana Joneses (all of them), Fight Club, The Untouchables, Mad Money, American Psycho, Cruel Intentions, Shame, Black Swan, Requiem for a Dream and The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas.
Favourite TV Shows:
Revenge, How I Met Your Mother, Real Prison Breaks, The Great British Bake Off, The Great British Sewing Bee, Undercover Boss, Top Gear, Dragons' Den, Gardeners' World, Location Location Location, Storage Hunters, Crimewatch and Question Time
Favorite Music:
- The Killers (& Brandon Flowers as a solo artist)
- Counting Crows
- Biffy Clyro
- Twin Atlantic
- 30 Seconds to Mars
- OneRepublic
- The Script
- Coldplay
- All-American Rejects
- Muse
- Vampire Weekend …
...y’know; “man-bands”. I like whatever’s in the Top 40 usually and I love John Newman, Ed Sheeran, Calvin Harris, Lana Del Rey, Frank Turner and Jason Mraz too.
And my guilty pleasures?
- Avril Lavigne
- Lily Allen
- Christina Perri
- Taylor Swift (come on, who doesn't?!)
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Topic: Announcing the Winners of our Valentine's Day Poetry Competition
Posted: 02 Mar 2015 01:38

HUGE CONGRATULATIONS! Especially to Emily!!! You go, girl! *hugs*

Topic: Vegans and Cum-Swallowing
Posted: 25 Feb 2015 04:29

This question never even occurred to me.

Topic: Have You Ever Insulted A Stranger Because of Their Looks?
Posted: 25 Feb 2015 04:29

I never would. When I was about eleven and got into little fights with girls, I would say some mean things but they hit me back just as hard. I would never say anything demeaning to a stranger. I never talk about looks anymore. I like to think I've grown out of it. If I find fault with a person, it's through their personality.

Topic: Is it possible to write a good story when you havent actually had sex before?
Posted: 03 Feb 2015 04:29

The only reason I ever got into reading erotica was becuase I was SO curious about sex. I'd never done it and reading stuff off Lush was exciting and inspiring. I didn't write anything while still being a virgin but I had very little experience when I started writing; most of my stories were creative - not an actual decription of things that happened. I'm pretty sure that most people who write about huge sex parties haven't ACTUALLY experienced them; it's more of putting a fantasy into words and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. If you read sex stories, you can write sex stories, no matter what your virgin-status.

Topic: Specific Series
Posted: 03 Feb 2015 04:22

Been trying to find a specific story series but I'm not having any luck. Does anyone here know the title to the following story?

A guy is just moving into his new house when his neighbour's daughter invites him to the BBQ they're having. The guy and the daughter wind up having a relationship. The guy is a businessman who can fly small planes, and in a later part of the series flies the daughter with him on a business trip.

I had a quick search but couldn't find anything that matched the description. If you REALLY want to read it, search BBQ and go through every single result... I don't envy you! There are plenty of other fantastic stories to read though; check out the EP section and I'm sure you'll find a new favourite. book

Topic: Guilty or Innocent.
Posted: 03 Feb 2015 04:18


Have you ever acted like an asshole/bitch just to be 'cool'?

Topic: Announcing the Winners of our "Some Like it Hot" Story Competition
Posted: 03 Feb 2015 01:39

Wow, congratulations! I am so pleased to see Jayne place in the top three - you totally deserve it! *hugs* I must catch up on reading the finalists that I missed! :)

Topic: Three-parent babies - anyone else freaked out?
Posted: 31 Jan 2015 02:11

I think it's the term being used 'Three parent baby' which is the most off-putting. It shouldn't be broadcast as that.

Topic: Cigarette smoking
Posted: 31 Jan 2015 01:28

I've smoked less than ten cigarettes in my life and that was when I was a teenager. I'm not opposed to smoking, but it's not a habit I want to create.

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They’d got lucky too many times. They should have seen it coming. But after so many close calls and false alarms, they got lazy. It was a natural thing to happen; like when a child plays hooky. The first time they’ll be careful, painstakingly planning every step, but day by day they get careless until inevitably, they find themselves outside the principal’s office. Lina knew how to run....

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Recommended Read Fool's Paradise

Max lay on his side, watching the alarm clock as it ticked its way closer and closer to seven a.m. The sun was coming in strong and sharp through the crack between the curtains and he could hear birds chirping away in the hedge outside. It was funny, but every time he saw Eva, she reminded him of a bird. Maybe it was the way she walked, that edgy grace, the upbeat attentiveness. He...

Added 05 Feb 2015 | Category Taboo | Votes 40 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,725 | 36 Comments

Recommended Read Addictive

I thought of him again last night. His image always comes to me when I’m alone, vulnerable. I remember the way we met, the way we lived. I was always so in awe of him, so breathlessly excited that he actually wanted me. I thought of the weight of his arm around my shoulders, the smell of tobacco, whisky and cheap aftershave. The bar he used to go to, that awful seedy place, all men except...

Added 21 Jan 2015 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 23 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,547 | 19 Comments

A Life-Changing Night

I worked at the Expresso Bakery in The Emporium Casino, Las Vegas. Every day was the same. Make dough, load the ovens, set out trays, stick on price tags, package up, service with a smile. Winter was the busiest time of year. Everything became Christmas-themed. The cookies were shaped like snowmen, the cakes were decorated in green and red and even the cappuccinos had a snowflake pattern on...

Added 12 Jan 2015 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 24 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 5,181 | 22 Comments

Recommended Read Pure Obsession (Finn) - Chapter Five

With Daniel and Vincent gone and the ballet season over, at least for the summer, I finally got her to myself. We settled into a routine, seeing each other almost every day, and the hours always seemed to pass so much faster when I was with her. I soaked up every moment of it, living for the small things, like sharing coffee, holding her hand and waiting outside when she went shopping for...

Added 09 Oct 2014 | Category Reluctance | Votes 26 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,826 | 27 Comments

Recommended Read Pure Obsession (Finn) – Chapter Four

I ran the knife rapidly through the potato, cutting it into perfect, thin slices. Alessandra watched, impressed. “I can’t use chopping boards,” she said wistfully. “I only ever cut vegetables against my thumb. You know, holding them.” “Doesn’t that hurt?” I frowned. “Sometimes. But I don’t cook that often.” “Huh.I guess you don’t have time.” She shrugged. “Right.” I arranged...

Added 07 Oct 2014 | Category Reluctance | Votes 25 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,995 | 17 Comments

Recommended Read Pure Obsession (Finn) - Chapter Three

Day two dawned. Winter sunlight came through the bare, dirty windows. The space beside me was occupied for the first time in ages. I could have sat there and watched Alessandra sleep for hours but whatever woke me must have woken her too, for half a minute later she stirred and her eyes flicked open. She looked lost for a millisecond and then everything apparently came back to her and she...

Added 02 Oct 2014 | Category Reluctance | Votes 29 | Avg Score 5 | Views 4,603 | 23 Comments

Recommended Read Pure Obsession (Finn) - Chapter Two

My pulse was normal. I could feel the little bump as it went up and down in my wrist and I counted it unwaveringly. I was alive. I was living my life. And Alessandra didn’t even know I existed. All that was about to change though. The email had come in the morning, straight into the account I’d created for Finn Donoghue, the name I worked under at the LBC. I hadn’t really had a choice but...

Added 25 Sep 2014 | Category Reluctance | Votes 38 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,807 | 29 Comments

Series Award Pure Obsession (Finn) - Chapter One

I never really seemed to connect with women on a proper level, the way other men did. I would watch them with their girlfriends, talking in low voices and it looked so alien. I guess it had something to do with the way I grew up. My parents were rich, in the wealthy sense of the word. They also hated each other. I never once saw them being openly affectionate unless it was at a party, just...

Added 18 Sep 2014 | Category Reluctance | Votes 38 | Avg Score 4.97 | Views 11,588 | 30 Comments

Editor's Pick Lies, Larceny and Lust

I never meant to stop. Stopping was not a part of the plan. I was supposed to keep driving no matter what. It was freezing. The temperature was way below zero and the snow was still coming down thick and fast. I was just another guy. Another guy heading somewhere for the holidays, a guy dressed up in a business suit with a couple of bags in the back of the van. The radio kept me sane, kept...

Added 20 Aug 2014 | Category Toys | Votes 58 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 17,091 | 44 Comments

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Posted: 14 Feb 2015 19:23

Just sharing a beautiful song I love.

Posted: 14 Feb 2015 14:20
Happy Valentine's Day!

Posted: 13 Feb 2015 17:07
Happy Valentine's Day. Hoping you have a great day....xoxoox

Posted: 13 Feb 2015 10:58
Posted: 11 Feb 2015 03:05
Can you come out of hiding....just for a little while

Posted: 08 Feb 2015 09:30

I have posted an entry in the Valentine competition with the very simple title "Be My Valentine". Not very original, but I hope that all those who read the poem will find in it something to give them pleasure. I have gone back to the Age of Courtly Love for my tale of unrequited love and forlorn hope, although I did not make my hero promise to die of love, merely to beg for one day of bliss.

In truth, I do not ask for much, no special place,
But though I send not gifts of silver or of gold,
Nor even as some do, a wreath of flowers fine;
Just for one day to gaze upon your lovely face,
Is all I wish, for it would give me joy untold
If you would only let me call you Valentine.

Posted: 08 Feb 2015 07:31

Posted: 07 Feb 2015 20:03
Emilia, it seems I don't want any of your wonderful stories to end.

Posted: 06 Feb 2015 13:26
Yes, I like your brain

Posted: 06 Feb 2015 08:25
Thanks for the reply and the beautiful photo. Your story "Fool's Paradise" really got in my head - I had to go back and read it again...and you know how hard it is to find time to do that with all the great writers here! It was just so damn complex, with the emotions so raw. Thanks again for a fine read.

Posted: 06 Feb 2015 07:48
A small gift of friendship. Isn't she elegant?
Posted: 03 Feb 2015 14:04

You, book lover, you xx
Posted: 03 Feb 2015 04:57

If you're going to emulate Narcissus then avoid large classy-like reflective pools of water and/or learn to SWIM!!

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Posted: 30 Jan 2015 07:15
Drink's on me.

Thanks for the read, Em!xx
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Posted: 27 Jan 2015 05:36

My solution.......zap them with hairspray......they can run, but not from a cloud of hairspray!!
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