Human, laugher, writer, accountant, sister, daughter, amateur chef, dreamer.

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In a Relationship
In the library, Leeds, West Yorkshire, United Kingdom
Reading, cooking, tennis, movies, ballet, baking, New York, London, mowing lawns, walking in the woods and hanging out with my family.
Favorite Books:
East of Eden, Rebecca, The Winter of our Discontent, All Quiet on the Western Front, Jane Eyre, Tess of the D’Urbervilles, Emma, False Impressions, Not A Penny More Not A Penny Less, Jacquot and the Angel, The Catcher in the Rye, Looking for JJ, Looking for Alaska, Paper Towns, The Fault in Our Stars and The Secret Garden.
Favorite Authors:
John Steinbeck, Roald Dahl, Charles Dickens, Ian McEwan, Rudyard Kipling and John Green.
Favorite Movies:
Saving Mr Banks, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, For a Few Dollars More, Taxi, Imagine That, Slumdog Millionaire, Tangled, The Dark Knight, Indiana Joneses (all of them), Fight Club, The Untouchables, Mad Money, Requiem for a Dream.
Favourite TV Shows:
Revenge, How I Met Your Mother, Real Prison Breaks, Top Gear, Dragons' Den, Gardeners' World, Location Location Location, Storage Hunters, Crimewatch and Question Time
Favorite Music:
A little bit of everything.
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11 Aug 2011
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Topic: Announcing the Winners of our "This is Hardcore" Stories Competition
Posted: 05 May 2015 07:36

God, it's kinda surreal!

I never really know how I'm going to fare in these things so this is an awesome outcome for me. I mean, c'mon, I'm in the middle of Jake and Ashleigh. Does life really get any better?! Seriously though, a lot of the entries I read were really impressive. The top ten are all fantastic, and I'm so glad that MadMartigan slipped in. His story was mental in a kinda addictive way. Thank you to everyone who read, voted or commented on my entry - it's oversaid but you guys are the reason I write. Big Hugs

Sitting, you have become quite a force to be reckoned with. Well done!

Thanks Jack! I literally can't believe my romantic self came second in a hardcore competition!

Emilia should really believe me now when I say she's become one of my top 3 favorites here. I think she's passed me by and left me in the dirt with her talent. The frequency she pumps out top notch pieces pisses me off. crybaby crybaby evil4

I have not passed you by. I genuinely liked your story better than mine... honest! It dragged me in and fucked me up!

Topic: If You Please
Posted: 30 Apr 2015 01:50

I just posted a bunch of belated reviews. I was really surprised to see that some stories didn't have any reviews yet so please everyone, do your best to promote LP and our highly talented authors as best as you can.

Topic: Announcing our "This is Hardcore" Story Competition, $200 First Prize!
Posted: 15 Apr 2015 08:46

My dog ate my computer :(

Seriously, though. When are we gonna see something new and wonderfully unromantic from you? No pressure. ;)

Topic: Announcing our "This is Hardcore" Story Competition, $200 First Prize!
Posted: 15 Apr 2015 04:49

It's a hardcore competition. Not hardass.

Where's your entry smarty pants cat?

Yeah, I'm still waiting!

Topic: Would you rather be very wealthy, or live forever?
Posted: 15 Apr 2015 04:44

Wealthy. Defs.

Topic: My wife's best friend
Posted: 14 Apr 2015 08:48

You can't stop yourself wanting the friend. Clearly, yours is an unhappy marriage. If I was your wife, I would hate you. You have to force yourself to have sex with her? That is TERRIBLE. She deserves better! My god! Tell her EXACTLY how you feel. If she doesn't kick you out, kick yourself out. This is not going to end in some wonderful MFF action. You need to figure out your priorities.

Topic: Announcing our "This is Hardcore" Story Competition, $200 First Prize!
Posted: 14 Apr 2015 08:44

I'm pushing past 6,500 and I pretty much since have the "biggish" sex scene left, plus the...epilogue of sorts.

And you went 200 over. angry7

Regardless, mine might be nonsensical drivel at this point anyway...

But remember, I'm coming after you when this eyesore is finished to see if I should bother posting.

Mine was really long too. I think hardcore kinda forces you to write and write and write and sweat and write...

Topic: Announcing our "This is Hardcore" Story Competition, $200 First Prize!
Posted: 08 Apr 2015 02:00

I think that I've come up with something that might work and I'm so excited. Of course the challenge for me is that I'm so sweetly innocent and absolutely wholesome that I may not be able to come up with something "deep and dirty" enough. angel7

Of course you can! I love your stories and believe me, when you start writing dirty, it carries you away. Looking forward to your entry. Big Hugs

Topic: Announcing our "This is Hardcore" Story Competition, $200 First Prize!
Posted: 25 Mar 2015 08:19

Quite right Emilia....you're very busy anyways. No need to enter. Perhaps write something light and fluffy?

Too late! I'm now working on an entry... blame Ash! To be honest I'm struggling with it anyway. Unless I have a HUGE flash of hardcore inspiration, you'll probably beat me. Anyway, I'm pretty sure you rated above me last time, right?

Topic: Announcing our "This is Hardcore" Story Competition, $200 First Prize!
Posted: 19 Mar 2015 08:44

Did someone say... Hardcore?? drunken


I'm scared of entering now. Mine will seem vanilla.

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Congrats, Emilia!! So very stoked for you. xx

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You got a nice silver medal for you collection now! Good job Emelia.

Posted: 04 May 2015 05:29
Have a sexy Monday and a beautiful week.

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Congratulations, Emilia!

Posted: 02 May 2015 05:21

Anyone up for a game of dice???

Posted: 27 Apr 2015 05:50
Sometimes, the journey is all black and white.

Sometimes, you have to close your eyes to see the color.

Sometimes, you have to block the voices to hear the music.

Enjoy the journey, music and color.

Have a wonderful week.

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Thursday Humor!!!

Have a Fun Saucy Day
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Posted: 21 Apr 2015 08:39
Hey Emilia, Just wanted to thank you so much for the great comments on my recent story submission. I always love your comments. As well - with your last note reply to me on your story - I swear I was going to say "you are so awesome, I feel like we have a similar story and writing style" but figured that would have sounded unintentionally conceited of me. I do think we're a lot alike though - always have. xo

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