Forum posts made by satyr

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 09 Jan 2011 06:21

Once again my apologies if this is already mentioned but, more mobile based site. Mobile is the future and right now i'm on a driod and have a difficult time reading stories. I have to scroll around all the stuff to the left and right and all the drop downs in the main navigation are a mobile no-no.

Once again, all with respect to the fantastic job you are doing.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 06 Jan 2011 20:43

I think you do a fantastic job of maintaining a free website dedicated to erotic writing (aka porn). However, just like our writing there is always room for improvement and I haven't read through all the posts here so please forgive me if there is something repeating.

In regards to authors and writing:

1. Have a more extensive way to review and rate stories. What I mean is that currently there are stars but among the authors I've spoken to this is often not even regarded as accurate. We all know that an incest story, for example, will get 4 to 50 times the rating that an extremely well written and extremely erotic story will get. It seems if there was a way to have reviewers of stories that are both "professional" and then "user reviews" like movies.
Also have different ways for people to review a story. So maybe there is a basic option like you have now but also an advanced option where you can rate the story, the character development, the erotic hotness, the author's use of plot, etc. That way when you filtering stories, it makes it easier to find certain those with a good plot and also ratings start to have more meaning to an author and help them improve their writing ability.

2. Have a way for people to list "favorites" of stories. That way, if I trust another person's tastes, it makes it easier for me to find other stories that I may like and that way I can weed through the millions of stories that are probably not my cup of tea.

For the site:

Have groups that users can join with their own message board. There is another adult website that does this and I've found it extremely well done and useful. It allows you to share posts and images about topics related to that group. So a group could be writers of stories with plots and character development. Then we could pick out stories that we think have plots and character development and share them. This would help some stories that are well written have a longer shelf life and keep them from getting completely buried under all the incest stories.

One last thing would be adding more functionality to following people and authors. So for example, if I'm following 10 authors, when they post new stories I would get a little list on my account page that would show me all the latest stories they've written. So in effect allowing me to create my own personal Lush homepage of stories. Also, I could go to their own favs page and see the list of authors they are following and start to make even more connections. This would allow for serious and strong writers to start to connect more easily and allow for more serious writing to shine above...yes...the incest stories.

Just had to get one last stab in there about the incest stories.

But honestly, for a free site. Amazing. Nothing else like it on the web.

Love it. Lush it.

Topic Unexpected endings - writing challenge (ongoing)
Posted 01 Dec 2010 03:38

...individually wrapped mints or individually wrapped anything. She wasn't afraid anymore, they were finally alone. All the years of waiting and now they were alone together. Her breathing became shallow. Her mind raced. He was about to kiss her when he took out THAT and put it over his...

Topic Reviews and Critiques for better writing
Posted 05 Jul 2009 14:09

Great, I'm happy to do the same for you or anyone who just wants another opinion. Looking forward to getting some feedback, even if it's not all good. I just want to improve as a writer so any help is great. Thanks!

Topic Proper Pronunciation
Posted 04 Jul 2009 08:11

"A bit airy..." remarked the American.

It took me a minute to get it as well, LOL. I think the problem is that no American would say "A bit..." that's very English and I don't think they would say "airy" either. I think it would probably have worked better if you had someone British say the first part, perhaps from London?

I think an American would say, "It's a little windy huh?" but then that don't work with yer joke, now does it?

Ok, now that we've thoroughly picked this joke apart...ummm...LOL?

Topic Happy 4th July weekend everyone!
Posted 04 Jul 2009 08:04

Happy 4th Everyone! Looks like it's going to be a beautiful day for everyone on the East coast. Anyone out my way just drop on by. :-)

Topic Reviews and Critiques for better writing
Posted 03 Jul 2009 17:04

I thought it would be nice for any writers looking to find critiques and/or reviews of their work strictly for the sake of improving their writing skills and story telling abilities to have a place to post their story links and then ask for reviews. I think it would be nice for reviews to be sent directly to the person rather than posted here. What do you think?

I posted a rather long story, meant to build several characters and then bring those characters together in an orgy situation. I personally find it difficult to get even remotely aroused unless I feel like I know the characters and have some window into their lives. So I thought it would be good to build that story, establish who the people were and then bring them together. Did I succeed? I don't know. Perhaps some of you might take a moment and let me know?

First Chapter:

Final wrap up:

I hope to find other writers with strong story telling interests online as well. By story telling I mean that the writer has a idea of where they are taking the story and their intention is to bring the reader along on a journey. I believe all good art, writing, music, literature, or visual arts must focus on connecting with something deeper in the human spirit. I look forward to finding others with such a passion.

Thanks for your time.

Topic Why do men like to see women kissing?
Posted 20 Jun 2009 18:31

Wow, I'm just impressed you could work in the bible and the end of the world into two women kissing. That's awesome! I bet Nostradamus never saw that one comin' and the book of revelations, the horsemen; famine, pestilence, death, and two women kissing. geek

Thanks for the fun topic, God bless ya and may he have you rub your tits together as you tongue fuck your best friend, bless your little heart. f-hihi

Topic How do we write?
Posted 18 Jun 2009 05:08

Congrats Daisy, excellent!

I write at the computer at home usually in the mornings or late at night. I write because if I don't write the stories still play out in my head. I see new people, new things and story ideas just start flowing. I have more stories in my head than I'll ever be able to write down. I do have dreams of being a well published author one day but I'm an artist for a living and doing art for money sucked the life out of art for me. Nothing like having other people telling you what is good to pretty much kill any creative energy and the art world is so trendy that it's hard to keep up. I feel a bit like the kid in art school confidential sometimes.

It's been fun writing and having no stress behind it. I enjoy just writing a story for myself and having others read it and sometimes relate. It's also nice to read others work and talk about it without the fear of money, not making money, not making enough money...ugh. utopia on lush!

Topic Everybody panic, the Earth and Venus to collide
Posted 11 Jun 2009 14:44

Can we collide with the Goddess and not the planet? Better yet, can we watch while the God Mars and the Goddess Venus collide and then roll around and collide some more? See, life is so much better with a dirty mind.

Topic Can you feel it when she orgasms?
Posted 27 May 2009 04:21


I don't know, just look for the legs tremblin' and if that happens you know you did something right. God, you have to love when they get that leg tremble. Mmmm...nirvana! Best time that ever happened was once when I was fucking her in the ass and she had her legs up high holding onto her ankles and then she came and the legs trembled and the body shook and those cute little stomach muscles tighten and release. Hell, if a girl goes to that much effort to fake it, then she must really love you because that's a hellova lotta work to train that many mucles to tighten and release all at the same time in rapid succession.

Thing is, men love women in a way that can't be explained. Intoxication is probably the best word for it. Women, don't fake it, ain't no reason to fake it. If your fella is so lame-ass you need to fake it, just train his stupid ass. Tell him what to do. Trust me, if he is worth half a hard-on he'll listen and do better.

Much luv to ya.

Topic Do men lose interest?
Posted 27 May 2009 04:11

'cause we are like dogs, plain and simple. Give a dog a toy and they love it, chase it, chew it, run around with it in their mouths and sleep with it for sometimes a day, sometimes even two... but then they find a new toy and BAM! they are gone. The old toy forgotten. I think the secret is ya gotta get the dog to love the toy, it has to become their reward for a long hard day of work, it has to become their comfort, their security and their best friend. That takes a lot of work, not just holding it in front of their faces and sayin', "Oh, don't you love it, don't you love it, yes you do, you love this toy, yes you do, love it, love it because it's beautiful and you should." Do that and the dog sniffs it, pees on a bush and walks off sayin' "Yep, I was here and now I see something over there that I need to chase."

Ok, now don't hate the playa', hate da game.

Cause let's be fair, women are like cats. They want to be loved, petted, fed, taken care of, and then left alone. They want to rule the house and they want to have you bring them fine things and dote on them constantly. A cat will play with a toy obsessively for hours but when they loose interest they expect you to know EXACTLY what toy they want to play with next. Cats also will jump in your lap, want to roll around and purr and do what I call "makin' biscuits" on your chest and then suddenly they scratch you for apparently no good damn reason and you are just supposed to know why. You can't just expect a cat to love you, you have to get to know the cat, learn the cat, know what the cat is thinking because she'll never, ever tell ya. If you don't the cat will run away in the middle of the night and never give you a reason why and one day you'll see them with a new owner and they'll look at you like, "SEE! This owner actually LOVES me." and flick their sexy little tail and walk away.

This whole thing is a game. Play it at your own risk. Best thing is, sometimes you find someone that just knows you and you know them. You get to that level of comfort and then the dog never wants to leave that chew toy and the cat sleeps tucked in between the dogs legs every night and purrs like a kitten. When you find that you better just hold on tight because it don't happen often.

Much love to ya, I wish everyone still searching for someone the best. It's a jungle out there, plenty of prey animals and plenty of sheep.

Topic Low Story Scoring
Posted 26 May 2009 19:47

What? People rate stories? Eh? *heehee*

Actually, I do think your "ads" on each one of your posts kinda scream (give me ratings, read my stories) but then I could be just reading them wrong. Honestly I write just because I love writing. Seriously. No really...damn it, I'm being honest here...Ok fine...I'm a rating whore but still, I think if you write for ratings or reviews or popularity you are on a one way ticket to failure. Rejection letters WILL come in by the score, you'll put up paintings in galleries and watch not a single one sell, it's just part of being a creative. The question is, will you get better?

Honestly I LOVE this site and all the really cool people here. I haven't had the chance to get thrown down in the gutter yet but my latest story is bombing pretty hard and I thought it was pretty dang good. I do think ya always have to keep in mind the audience. I think there are a few people here that like stories, good stories and if you make a few friends, meet a few cool people and share some good times, isn't that what life is really about?

I'll read your story...hell I haveta, you've got that big HUGE ad over, and over, and over, and over, and....sad1

Topic Do you get turned on when you write?
Posted 26 May 2009 19:39

Personally I think if you don't get turned on then you aren't doing something right. Hell, I can barely make it through a story!



Topic American v European Women
Posted 26 May 2009 19:37

They aren't fat, they are pleasantly plump.

Hey, I'll be the first to admit I love Taco Bell.

Topic Lesbians kissing pictures please
Posted 25 May 2009 05:09

thank you, thank you, thank those pale little pink nipples. Oh yeah, did I say thank you?

Topic who knew they had a federation?
Posted 25 May 2009 05:06

Holy fuckin' hell! I never knew...dear Christ almighty...I think I was just saved! Praise the Lord and pass the Vaseline I'm watchin' that video again!

Topic American v European Women
Posted 25 May 2009 05:02

actually I would have to say this is generally true. I was in Europe for a while and I can tell you that the asses are considerably smaller, I got so used to it after a while that I forgot that it was even possible to get as large as some Americans...then I came back home and instantly as soon as I entered the airport terminal...fat asses everywhere!

I'm not sayin' I don't love the US of A but yeah...that shit is true.

Topic 10 seconds with Jesus
Posted 25 May 2009 04:58

maybe God is a pirate.

Topic The real meaning of Memorial Day
Posted 25 May 2009 04:55


Topic World domination by women
Posted 25 May 2009 04:53

Nice one Rocco, where are the women that are "hooked on clitoral stimulation"...I'm hangin' out at the wrong places. How long did she have to practice to get that many words to rhyme?

Topic Christians v Atheists
Posted 25 May 2009 04:48

only if they dress cool, wear big hats and sail around in cool ships, the new pirates are just lame.

Topic Welcome to Sweden.
Posted 22 May 2009 09:54

Never knew Sweden had men in funny hats.


Topic Are girls really the only ones worth chatting with..?
Posted 22 May 2009 07:54

I know I'm coming into this convo/chat/thread/...umm...thing...late in the game but it's interesting and all I can say is welcome to the human race. geek

Now I'm not all knowing and can't speak for the male gender as a whole but I can tell you honestly I don't care to have cybersex, I don't really care if you send picures (unless you want me to draw you, then it's cool), I assume every avatar is a picture of some woman downloaded off the web because how many super hot people are there in the world?...I mean really!...not everyone can be as hot as us. evil4

But I do have to respond to the comment about the hot avatar invites some guys to pull out their little tiny penis and jerk off...fucking grow up and be a man! That is EXACTLY the same mentality as a rapist. Strong statement? Yes it is, but rapists always say, "Well she was asking for it" but what that really means is they have the social skills of a monkey and the brain of a single cell organism. Social skills mean you recognize that whoever is on the other end is a person and they think, feel, fart, scratch their ass, and everything else just like the rest of us.

But here is the thing...for as many guys to be out there trolling around with cock in hand waiting to accidentally hit on the right person to "get them off" means some times they are successful. Somewhere they must be getting rewarded or they wouldn't keep doing it. Who is rewarding their tiny little minds?

Last thing, just to make you feel better or worse, I'm older than probably a lot of people on this site and I used to work at the CDC HIV/AIDS hotline many, many years ago before chat and before the web had really become what it is today and even then we would have creeps that would want to call and ask about putting on a condom or something and jerk off. Here is where it gets even sadder, most of the time they only wanted a woman. The room was a big open area with operators all around the walls basically in a circle. When a masturbator called and wanted a woman you could hear him start the circle ringing...that means he would call in and if he got a guy he would hang up and keep calling and it would go around the room until he got a woman and you could hear the poor operator audibly sigh because for a while they forced us to talk to people no matter what. For all you sad, pathetic masturbators getting ready to call the hotline, forget it. They've changed rules now.

Ok, next to last thing. Masturbation is healthy, sex is healthy. But globally we live in a sexually repressed world where people don't have the skills to adjust to sexual awakenings and we are taught shame and guilt. Because we don't learn these skills everyone seems to think that sex is in our genes (no, not jeans...that's where your ass is evil4 ) and that nothing about sex needs to be learned, that it's healthy to hide our bodies, hide our sexuality, and rate movies with a pair of breasts NC17 while a movie about disemboweling someone and where 80 people are violently gunned down in the first ten minutes can be rated PG. Man...I'm fired up! Sorry 'bout that.

Ok, really, truely last thing. I try to chat with everyone as if they were comin' into my house. I wouldn't answer the door with my cock in my hand any more than I would go to work with my cock in hand. I assume that everyone I talk to is who they say they are until they give me reason to think otherwise. I've dealt with the mentally ill for several years and I can tell you that it takes patience, patience, patience. I think you are doing the right thing by turning off chat or simply closing a window. Please don't support them, try to talk to them or even try to reason with them. I applaud your efforts and sincerely apologize on behalf of the human race for the nut cases that give the rest of us a bad name. Notice I didn't say men...I'm sorry but I had female masturbators on the hotline as well. There are crazy women out there too, just not as many.

Peace and love and understanding my friends. Please feel free to chat with me any time. I promise you'll get the same respect you would if you were in my home.

Topic Who has the best Pimped out Profile so far?
Posted 21 May 2009 06:00

Right on Nicola, I totally understand that and what a story sit it is! Great work pulling this thing together and updating it so that it's become more social. So I may try this later anyway, but you can link to pretty much any video URL or it's set up to work only with YouTube? Anyway, I just have a couple of pretty cool animations I did from back in the day that are actually pretty clean, just deal with B&D...lick my boots and a little spanking. It was used by Penthouse and Skin Two at one time but now it just sits in the vaults so I thought "what tha hell".

Topic Posting New Stories
Posted 21 May 2009 05:55

Great! I'll steady my delete finger in the future and repost the story later today. There is such quick response on this site, it's great! Thanks for making me feel welcome Nicola and thanks for the comment Roc, it was really cool of you. If you are bringing the Reddi Wip I need to bring out the tarp, lord knows I had a hard enough time cleaning up after the last orgy. evil4

Topic Who has the best Pimped out Profile so far?
Posted 20 May 2009 18:35

So can you only post YouTube videos? I've done some work in flash that I could probably save out as a video but I don't think it would ever make it onto YouTube. Oh no...not Youtube.

Topic Art work
Posted 20 May 2009 18:34

That's extremely disturbing and yet somehow I find myself staring like I've just seen a car accident. WTH? I don't even want to know what would happen if you tried to have sex with her. Probably get beat to death with those tits...what are those made of?

Topic Posting New Stories
Posted 20 May 2009 18:31

Thanks Zafia for replying. I posted another story but deleted it because it didn't show up on the main page. Another user told me that if you try to post more than one story in a day that only the first one gets posted so only the poem went up. I guess that's what happened. I tried to post it again today but once again it didn't make it to the main page. So I'm gonna try again tomorrow and if it doesn't make it then oh well, it was meant to be.

BTW, love the site and everyone is so nice. I'm looking forward to making friends and already had plenty a' compliments on my art and writing. Makes me feel good. Orgy at my house and yer all invited. laughing8

Topic Posting New Stories
Posted 20 May 2009 17:22

I'm sorry, I don't know who to ask. I've tried to post a story two times now but it doesn't show on the page, only in my profile and I'm afraid I'm not popular enough to get anyone to care if it's just in my profile. Any suggestions on what I'm doing wrong?