My real name is Leah but I really dread it so I named myself Scarlett. *WARNING:IF ANYONE CALLS ME LEAH, I WILL KILL YOU!!!* I'm 19 years old and ready to live it up. lol I'm outgoing, fun, loud, and some may call me crazy. Anyway, I just want to chat with other people and possibly make some new friends. Peace out x3 Scarlett
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I thought it would be fun to post some dirty jokes. Someone probably done this already but I would like to read some more! Here is my contribution to this thread:One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings.She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?"The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want."So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred buck just to see one."Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell - a hundred bucks! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and guy then says "That was so amazing I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another 100 dollars if I could just see the both of them together."Sara amazed by the offer sits and thinks a bit about it and thinks, heck, why not? So she opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long chance to cop a look.A while later Tony arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to him, "You know, your friend Chris came over."Tony thinks about it for a second and says, "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"
No, more like you got my tongue lol
Your score is: 70What does your score mean? Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?
Rawr! Hey tiger! Lol
Ignore The Fresh Prince of Belaire opening lol http://www.youtube.com/v/w7g_Fw9voj0&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6
Ok. This is my first time posting a new topic but anyway, I saw a youtube video that I found funny. It's called Rant on Nosy People. Hope you enjoy it. http://www.youtube.com/v/D2iLt0e9sPE&hl=en&fs=1&
My playlist is up too. My songs are kinda 3 months old though...lol
Jesus!! That loud screaming voice scared me half to death! Still recovering from the scare...
Thanks, Nicola for welcoming me. Oh and that guy with the yellow shirt and makeup is Chris Crocker, the "youtube sensation." His videos are hilarious lol
heyy, i'm Scarlett. i'm new to this site and anyway, who else thought the girl with the dick video thingy was weird? almost threw up in my mouth a little lol
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