About SethJohnson


An easy going fun loving guy that is enjoying life to the fullest. I hope you are too! I am from the southern part of the United States all my life in one state or another but I'd like to think I am not anywhere near as closed minded as some are down here. It's why I choose to live in Austin. It's a great city with great people. A melting pot of sorts. There's always something fun going on and I try to do it all. I am divorced six years after a ten year marriage and am always interested in what people think and have to say about just about anything. Life is a journey of learning and growing and I want to be as smart and as huge as I can be when they finally stick me in the ground. My glass is usually half full and it's the good stuff. Or at least the best I know of to this point. But it will change I'm sure. ....And that was "Deep Thoughts with Seth Johnson." Remember....it's all subjective so please be kind and don't harsh my..umm...... shovel. ;-)

Seth Johnson
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Austin, Texas, United States
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18 Jun 2018 02:09
I'm an English Major drop-Out. Somewhat new to the writing thing except for spinning a scenario one line at a time in a chat room with who may have well been my Grandma for all I know. Also writing bad songs and must be an expert at that for sure. (The bad part anyway) And what's worse is I have a studio in my home so yes....they get recorded. I'm not the 14 year old girl that keeps a personal journal of poems that no one reads. I'm a forty something year old third rate musician that actual records the damn things and then sometimes makes friends actually suffer through listening to them...Yikes! Run while you can! And what makes it even worse is I play all the instruments and do all the vocals on them. So it's not like I can blame anyone else for them ya know? And it really makes for some strange arguments within the "band." We tend to gang up on the flashy arrogant lead guitar player. They are such egomaniacs...jeeez. I also play and co-write for a couple of other projects that actually have other people in them. They all suck though.. ;-) I am hoping to rehone my literary skills by writing some really filthy stories here. And feel free to pop me on grammar. I want to hear about it. Just don't bust my balls too bad for spelling. My spell check button is waaaay over there...and I'm over here so i ain't-a gonna-be jumping out of my chair for something that if you just ...well...know me...you'll know what I mean. Whether it's whether or weather. Who's or whose. Tomato or potato it doesn't really matter because someday we'll all be on the metric system. We'll be saying Liter instead of....Peter? Is that right? "She stared longingly at his tampon sized Liter and grew strangely ....thirsty." Peter was centimeters away yet he still wanted to inch over and pound her relentlessly with his...Liter. His Peter Liter..."
Favorite Books:
Evidently Dr.Suess judging from what I wrote in the previous box. And of course all you gifted Lush authors. I'm impressed. When I wrote stuff like that back in school I got in trouble. All the while every single one of my teachers were doing most of it...and to each other. Hypocrates. Sorry, can't reach the spell check button but if you've read this far...you get my drift...was I right? Yeah...I was. I'm in your head now...scary isn't it?
Favorite Authors:
Ummm....Please put everything in the last box into this box as i didn't read the instructions very well.

Oh...and so I don't flunk this entirely, my favorite books are the ones I've yet to read...I'm sure of it.
Favorite Movies:
Books that are poorly adapted into screenplays so people don't have to think for themselves. Creative minds just tend to make life more complicated for us all. i didn't used to have to have a phone glued to my ass a few years ago. Nor did my car fly...and I was just fine.
Favorite Music:
Aaah. Now we're talking. Music...yes. the universal language. i might go to a foreign country like Boston and people not understand a word I say but once put to song? They all think it sucks just as bad as people down here do. And my all time favorite music is none other than the music and notes that are never played or...noted. For they are the true bastions of the unknown genre that is ...The Brown Note.

I saw that on Southpark the other day...its a cartoon here in America about some kids in the Fourth Grade in Colorado and they get into the craziest situations every single time I watch it. But they always learn something from it...I usually don't but as long as someone does...I'm good with it.


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Topic: Met someone famous?
Posted: 10 Mar 2012 22:19

Famous people I have met: Eddie & Alex Van Halen, David Lee Roth, Steven Tyler before he got on the wagon, Willie Nelson, Dave Mason, Geoff Tate the singer for Queensryche, ....that's all I can think of right now.

Topic: Sexy Butts
Posted: 21 Feb 2012 12:57

Imagine a really hot ass pic here because I just can't seem to get one posted from photobucket :-/

Topic: Sexy Butts
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Topic: Sexy Butts
Posted: 18 Feb 2012 23:14

I guess I can't post a pic here..... :-/

Topic: Sexy Butts
Posted: 18 Feb 2012 22:56

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Topic: Now try your name and see what it is
Posted: 10 Feb 2012 14:48

S: cute
E: has gorgeous eyes
T: very good kisser
H: easy to fall in love with

I can live with it...

Topic: Let's be nicer/friendlier to newbies?
Posted: 10 Feb 2012 06:55

<----- Post number...?

I have to say that tend to agree with the general idea of this thread. But it's just like me to take the high road....

But, if anyone just absolutely can't contain their self, I will be happy to swim circles for a bit. But be warned, I have a memory like an elephant so don't aim at anything I really need or use often or you'll be "footless" yourself once I hit 100 posts...maybe worse. ;-)

Happy to be here....yes. Thanks.

Topic: Your favorite uncommon sexy body parts?
Posted: 10 Feb 2012 06:42

There's nothing sexier than the curve of the small of a woman's back.....drives me wild... :-)

Topic: Sultry Redheads
Posted: 10 Feb 2012 06:31

This thread is the reason I signed up here...I'm in heaven.. :-)

Yes..I know...I could have posted something really profound for my first post......Just wait until you read the one I am saving. ;-)

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The Storm

Angie arrived later that night than she was supposed to due to the storm delays with her flights. There she was, lost in the big city...it's storming and rain is coming down in sheets. The taxi drops her off because she's out of money and it's in the worst part of town. She shivers as the wind cut through her. Cold, wet and afraid she hurries over to get under an awning of one of the...

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damn you are such a tease .... when will you be back?? *hugs

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miss you!! I hope you are well .... maybe you could help me with this wedgie??

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hi ya hunnnnnnnnnnnnn ...... where are you?? xoxox

25 Sep 2013 16:49

we are coming up 200 days away from Lush .... and yes, I miss you, you lost man!! come back, soon!!

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Looking out .... trying to find you ..... where are you??

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Hello?? Anybody home??

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