It did for a while when I was about 19-23. Now it's more boring, despite me getting even more horny etc.

It's possible to piss while hard, just not when you've started "using" the erection. I would do golden showers, why not? It's harmless amd probably fun with the right person in the right setting. Don't be a prude, it's all fun.

My friend in college successfully used this line;
"That's a lovely arse, shame you have to shit out of it".
The bastard dated her for ages. And it really was a lovely arse.

Oh well - Fleetwood Mac

Cold city

Not if they're in their position due to laziness and lack of effort on their part. If it's something they could have avoided by being a bit more active, then it's up to them to sort their shit out.
I'm not a cruel man but I work hard to stay in reasonable shape, despite my job making it difficult in many ways.

Yup. Drunken fornication/masturbation has ended in sleepy cum stains.

About 7. Not sure how wide but I can't join my fingers when I wrap my hand around it.

Put my hand up the skirt of the young secretary who was stood on a ladder. She had no underwear, one of the peachiest bums I have ever laid eyes (or hands) on. I later fucked her on the back seat of a coach in a very public part of London. Dirty little thing, she was lovely.

A Volvo 850 2.5 estate (wagon), a Saab 9-5 Hot Aero, a variety of very large coaches.