About Sirene_Jaune


I am a person who is into erotica. I feel that as a human being I have the right to explore my sexuality come what may. Hence why I'm on this wonderful site. Nothing should let one's imagination stop creating. What I would love to do is discuss further on writing and talking to other authors. Please note I will not add or chat with people who are only interested in cybering with me. I'm a person who rather be having physical sex instead of being a virtual whore who will type what you want to hear, while I'm sitting in my chair going "Hmmm when is this person going to actually have a proper conversation with me." I do however love to chat to other authors or anyone who is just willing to have a friendly chat PS: If there is weird questions that pop up from me. That is my fiancé, he sometimes words questions incorrectly.

Relationship Status:
In a Relationship
Local Time:
28 Jun 2017 13:02
Erotica of course, movies, musicals, acting, history and writing.
Favorite Books:
The Hannibal Lector series by Thomas Harris. Trashy romance novels, because they are absoultley funny but hey the author gets good commissions. Real Life stories and true crime. Also history books. I also want to include reading the junk real life people magazines. The writing is terrible but the stories are fascinating.
Favorite Authors:
Thomas Harris.
Favorite Movies:
European films and Asian horror.
Favorite Music:
Classical, Violin pieces, 80s of course lol (Kim Wilde is my avatar), The Runaways (Sandy West was a talented babe).


Date Joined:
05 May 2011
Last Visit:
27 Jun 2017 (13 hours ago)
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Topic: What you would make of it if a female partner of your family member sent you a...
Posted: 25 Jun 2017 05:29

What would you make if a female partner of your family member sent you a photo of a naked model and added a joke? The family member encouraged it by the way.

Topic: How many rings do you wear?
Posted: 25 Jun 2017 02:53

When I dress up I will wear jewellery, however day to day I don't wear jewellery. I do have a few rings that were given to me, nothing expensive just mass produced rings from cheap arse jewellers.

Topic: What are you Complimented most for ??
Posted: 25 Jun 2017 02:51

The colour of my hair. Sadly I'm hitting second round of puberty and there is pure white strands in my hair.

Topic: The Rage Cage
Posted: 19 Jun 2017 01:13

I can not believe you drank almost all of my store bought water. Knowing full well I was nearly out until you went and got more filtered water from your work place. You had all weekend to get me more filtered water but you didn't. I'm so pissed especially since you are gone all week. The town water is disgusting and you know it.

Topic: Horrible Advice for Talentless Authors
Posted: 28 May 2017 09:02

Just keep writing. Practise makes perfect also another advice I can say is read the story back to yourself out loud to see how it flows.

Topic: Does sex with a big cock enlarge the vagina?
Posted: 15 May 2017 04:44

Do you know what the vagina is naturally designed for besides sex and periods? Oh and after the event the vagina goes back to being tight if the mother has done kegals.

Topic: Guys would you pay an escort over $250 - $300 to date?
Posted: 15 May 2017 03:36

I have been following a vlog about an escort and she is pretty open and she stands firm when it comes to "buying" her time. She has stated she gets paid $250 for half an hour, $300 for an hour and so much for the night or even a weekend.

Yes this woman even expects clients to pay her lots of money for "dates" because she rather a guy pay for her time. Recently she put out a business idea where she gets guys to pay her so she can view a guy masturbate over Skype oh and she will not masturbate. She will sit fully clothed.

Like to know your thoughts.


Topic: Ladies what do you think about my dick?
Posted: 12 May 2017 22:59

It is a penis, not that exciting. I can see dicks of marble statues that look way more sexy then yours. This statue of a Hermaphrodite looks way more sexy and turns me on then your dick. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/47/4a/47/474a47464a1bdf426aceb014992baff0.jpg

Topic: Ever Been to a Sex Club, Hotel Take Over, House Party, Couples Swap, Threesome?
Posted: 07 May 2017 22:10

My husband and I went to a kinky alternative night club night. It was full of people wearing costumes, leather, corsets. There was a rope tying station, racks with whips. It was a very open place and had it's rules such as "Look but no touch unless invited." There was a dance floor and my husband and I danced a lot, though we took breaks and watched people heavy petting, pleasuring each other (within reasons such as BDSM). I enjoyed viewing, I'm a voyeur. I did have a few guys interested in me to participate but I'm to shy and just want to watch.

Topic: When a guy tells you their sexual experience. What does it mean?
Posted: 07 May 2017 10:27

Double post.

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Voyeur's Delight

I sighed and walked to the fridge, grabbed a bottle of port and my port glass from the cupboard, and made myself comfortable in my office chair. It was going to be another lonely night alone while the wife is at work. After, I opened my lap top and went to the search engine. Tonight I will relax and get off to some webcam whore who will perform for my money and entertainment. Scrolling...

Added 29 May 2017 | Category Voyeur | Votes 2 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 2,652 | 2 Comments

Simple Motions

I had known of Daisy for ten years, recalling the way my brother Tyler blathered on about this younger woman he had met one night. Of course at first I thought he was lying or he had a desperate one night stand especially how he told me she came up to him and introduced herself. Tyler was always the one who is a dork and could barely hold any sort of romantic relationship and yet now after...

Added 31 Dec 2015 | Category Voyeur | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.85 | Views 5,050 | 4 Comments

The Request: Chapter Two

I could not believe what had just transpired. Earlier today I was mourning my non-existent sex life and in a few hours I’m going to be fucking a girl who wanted me to be her first. Honestly I feel chuffed that my sister’s friend, Olga, wanted me to be her first. I am no master of sex, I have been with a few girls and only had one long-term relationship with Maggie. Gosh, the thought of...

Added 26 Jul 2012 | Category First Time | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.71 | Views 4,351 | 2 Comments

The Request

It has been three weeks since I broke up with my on again/off again girlfriend Maggie. Three weeks of abstaining from sex was such a deal breaker. Yesterday I was picking up my phone opening text messaging and tapping out “Babe, sorry please one more chance.” Every time I went to hit send I stopped knowing in my heart she was with her other love Rochelle. Yes she left me for a chick...

Added 25 Jul 2012 | Category First Time | Votes 3 | Avg Score 4.33 | Views 5,034 | 1 Comment

Have and Lost

Lips locked with heavy breathing She pulls away with a sigh Head thrown back in ecstasy His fingers are slowly stroking Moving slowly up her thigh Living out his fantasy Warm moist mouth suckles On a harden nipple She grasps his hair There is white in her knuckles He is almost too much to handle Hips buck as she moans on the chair The loveseat is now a bed As they start to make love...

Added 02 Aug 2011 | Category Love Poems | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 1,892 | 7 Comments

Afternoon Study

Why is it that all my friends can relax on a Friday while I’m stuck inside my tutor’s house studying? I know that I didn’t get a good grade for a few of my classes. So now I’m paying the price of my precious time with this forty-nine year old guy. Mitchell had just moved into our street, from the city he moved to our small community looking for accounting work. After leaving his job as...

Added 04 Jun 2011 | Category First Time | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.69 | Views 20,805 | 6 Comments

I want you

“I heard you two last night.” I smirked at my uncle’s girlfriend. A surprised expression answered my statement as I sat beside her. She turned to me flicking her long dark hair over her shoulder as she leaned in. Her brown eyes widened as she feigned innocence. “Really, so you heard your Uncle Louis and I fucking?” She whispered in her soft husky voice. The tip of her pink tongue...

Added 03 Jun 2011 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 14 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 11,550 | 10 Comments

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Posted: 30 Jan 2017 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Posted: 30 Jan 2016 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Posted: 22 Jan 2016 19:58
Thank you for accepting my friend request, Sirene. I hope you enjoy my stories. Looking forward to getting to know you.
Posted: 30 Jan 2015 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Posted: 30 Jan 2014 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.

Posted: 25 Dec 2013 01:46
Just stopping by to wish you a very Merry Christmas and all the best in the coming New Year...
Posted: 25 May 2013 10:55
Thanks for adding me
Posted: 30 Jan 2013 04:00
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Posted: 30 Jan 2013 04:00
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.

Posted: 30 Jan 2012 22:36
Just stopped by to say Happy Birthday...hope it's a good one...
Posted: 30 Jan 2012 02:00
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Posted: 01 Nov 2011 14:30
I enjoyed our chat. Hope to talk to you again!

Posted: 06 May 2011 01:28
Hmmm...looks like I'm your first...friend that is...hope you can find some erotic fiction to read, I'm sure if you look hard enough you'll find something...
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