Forum posts made by susan

Topic Word association game
Posted 24 May 2009 06:29


Topic Christians v Atheists
Posted 23 May 2009 16:34


Topic Word association game
Posted 23 May 2009 15:15


Topic My one day employment
Posted 22 May 2009 05:09

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees,
I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,
Yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7..
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied,
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,
I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice..
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

Topic Dog/Cat Diaries
Posted 21 May 2009 22:00

LOL good one Nicki

Topic Star Wars vs Star Trek
Posted 21 May 2009 13:02


Topic Word association game
Posted 21 May 2009 13:01


Topic Word association game
Posted 20 May 2009 17:58


Topic Dog/Cat Diaries
Posted 20 May 2009 15:27

Or a large gun, huh Susan?

You got that right!

Topic Some Kind Of Weird Bondage Thing...
Posted 20 May 2009 13:49


Topic Dog/Cat Diaries
Posted 20 May 2009 13:49

LOL good one Chef

Topic Alphabetic Book Game
Posted 20 May 2009 13:48

Ship of Destiny-Robin Hobb

Topic Word association game
Posted 20 May 2009 10:28


Topic Word association game
Posted 20 May 2009 04:21


Topic Yummy!
Posted 19 May 2009 15:39


Topic Word association game
Posted 19 May 2009 14:10


Topic Books that we didnt see as kids
Posted 19 May 2009 08:34

Topic Word association game
Posted 18 May 2009 13:26


Topic Be careful what you do boys
Posted 18 May 2009 12:10

Topic Word association game
Posted 18 May 2009 12:06


Topic Feeling unappreciated at work lately?
Posted 18 May 2009 12:05

Things Got Ya Down? Well Then, Consider These .

In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed,
on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am , regardless of their medical
condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something
to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the
deaths occurred around 11:00 am Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was
assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday
morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am all of the doctors and nurses
nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible
phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books,
and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock
struck 11:00 , Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper , entered the
ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum

Still Having a Bad Day????

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill
in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most
expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid
cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer
whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a Bad Day????

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically,
almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist
towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly
current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in
two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his

Are Ya OK Now? - No?

Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to
a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke
loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two
helpless protesters were trampled to death.

What?!? STILL having a Bad Day????

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb.
It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the
bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. God is Good!

There now, Feeling Better?

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 18 May 2009 08:36

The rain outside. Lovely day here in FL!

Topic Alphabetic Book Game
Posted 18 May 2009 08:35

Horton Hears a Who-Dr. Seuss

Topic What kind of guy do you like in bed?
Posted 18 May 2009 08:34

All depends on my mood as well.

Topic Moving up in the rankings.
Posted 18 May 2009 08:32

LMAO @ Nicola!!

Topic Word association game
Posted 18 May 2009 08:28


Topic Dog/Cat Diaries
Posted 18 May 2009 04:26


Topic Word association game
Posted 18 May 2009 04:25


Topic 'I was only going to stab her a little bit'
Posted 17 May 2009 17:25

I have to admit I LOL when I read the he only wanted to stab her a bit. All cause she wouldn't get up and make him some bread.

That made me laugh as well Chef.

Topic Word association game
Posted 17 May 2009 17:23