About Tanksdad



I have been married for 33 years and love her more than I could ever say but we haven't had sex in many years so I am quite often HORNY :-) I am retired and at 54 that is cool.

Dennis James
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20 Oct 2017 18:09
I like to RV, travel, walk, read, bike, play games and flirt. I watch way to much TV and play too many Facebook games.
Favorite Books:
WWII Naval history, Hate to admit I am a Star Trek fan, Dick Francis, Palmer, I can't begin to spell the author of the Stephanie Plum series and yes I read all of the Potter books too.
Favorite Authors:
Francis, C.S. Lewis, Palmer, Neat guy from Austin named Abbott too. You really don't want all of the Admirals and Captains books I have read do you?
Favorite Movies:
Love Actually is the bomb, any Bond Film, The Star Trek TNG Movies are much better than the old Kirk ones but the Last Star Trek was way cool too. I am a Transformer nut too.
Favorite Music:
Classic Rock. A bit of fast country and I do sing in the choir.


Date Joined:
08 Dec 2011
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Topic: Which is your favorite boobs size
Posted: 03 Feb 2014 06:59

I like them all. Big, small, firm, sag, big nipples, small nips. I love them all

Topic: Scoring without comments
Posted: 19 Jan 2014 16:47

I only score 4s and 5s but I will comment on many. I get a bit peeved for bad scores and negative comments about the type of story I wrote when the tags CLEARLY include what they do not like. Another peeve is negative comments from someone who has never posted a story at all. OK rant done. TYVM

Topic: does anyone here have a favorite musical?
Posted: 07 Nov 2013 14:55

Jesus Christ Superstar
South Pacific
Sound of Music
Fiddler on the Roof

Topic: Guys only please: What would you do if a woman you didn't know came up and started kissing you o
Posted: 06 Nov 2013 08:13

I have trust issues. I would ask her who put her up to it and doubt any answer she gave. So I guess push her off is my official answer.

Topic: Lush Silver Membership now available .. want to win a free one?
Posted: 05 Nov 2013 13:50

404 Please and Thanks

Topic: Boobs...real and a little droopy or surgically enhanced and perky???
Posted: 29 Oct 2013 17:03

Don't waste the money!

Topic: Spank Or Be Spanked!
Posted: 25 Oct 2013 07:00

I Would enjoy spanking My Curvy friend

Topic: What would you do?
Posted: 18 Oct 2013 20:14

I think it would be great to feel what you women feel so I would know how to please even better.

Topic: Do you guys like to see butt crack?
Posted: 12 Oct 2013 20:50


Topic: Screwing an older teacher
Posted: 11 Oct 2013 14:07

A friend and I helped our 3rd grade teacher move. She wore a dress and following her up the ramp of the U-Haul was better then the money she gave us. In other words Hell yes. 3rd grade, 6th grade, 7th grade and a 9th grade teacher were all hot and I wanted them all.

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Kitty Needs A Lesson

Kitty has been getting sassy lately. She also decided she could taste pussy whenever she wanted and the slut even flashed her tits and bare pussy to the Starbucks boy. Now I love all those things when I tell her to do them but Miss Kitty is going to be taught a lesson about making decisions on her own. I laid out Kitty’s attire for this evening. She was a bit shocked to see a black...

Added 22 Jan 2014 | Category BDSM | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 11,994 | 9 Comments

Nerdy Girl Spying on Me

I had a fantastic chat session with my favorite Lush lady and since my wife had taken off to run errands I decided to play outside by the pool. We have an eight foot privacy fence, so I figured I was safe when I unbuckled my belt, unbuttoned my shorts and unzipped my fly. I rubbed my growing erection through my bikini briefs paying particular attention to the wet spot my chat had caused. I...

Added 11 Jan 2014 | Category First Time | Votes 22 | Avg Score 4.65 | Views 30,258 | 9 Comments

Jake Gets Bolder

Jake has been getting bolder since he caught me masturbating at my desk. Nothing prepared me for the day that he delivered my new copy machine to my office. Jake and two other young men came bounding into my office like a freight train. Jake knows my chat friend and I have a standing date. We call it NPW. For those on the outside that stands for no panties Wednesday. I go without panties...

Added 09 Jan 2014 | Category Hardcore | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 22,427 | 4 Comments

End Of Day One At The Seminar

We finished day one of our seminar and decided to hit a watering hole in the French Quarter. Kitty and Red hadn’t brought club clothes but man these woman could work with what god gave them. Kitty donned a low cut blouse and her ample bosom was exploding out. She added some glittery powder and her chest sparkled when light hit it. Red, on the other hand, hiked her skirt up and rolled...

Added 07 Jan 2014 | Category Hardcore | Votes 6 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 11,368 | 3 Comments

A Trip to Victoria's Secret

I am a painfully private person. It is so hard for me to open up and share things with others, especially pictures of me in a personal nature. He had been after me for a few months now trying to loosen me up. I resisted a lot at first but he broke down my walls slowly but surely. Then he told me how much he liked a woman in boy shorts. I promised him I would go shopping and buy some for him. ...

Added 04 Jan 2014 | Category Masturbation | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.62 | Views 16,518 | 5 Comments

Trip To New Orleans

Kitty and I were sent to a seminar in New Orleans. We had adjoining rooms and planned to sit together during the class. We arranged a time to meet downstairs in the lecture hall and said our good nights. I got up early and gathered my briefcase and travel coffee cup and secured a table near the back of the room. I got some of the free coffee and a banana and sat at our table. I had a...

Added 29 Dec 2013 | Category Hardcore | Votes 10 | Avg Score 5 | Views 23,840 | 4 Comments

Caught Masturbating at Work

I had slipped on the ice and sprained my ankle. The doctor told me keep it elevated and the swelling would go down. I was sitting at my desk with my legs up on my desk thinking naughty thoughts when I slipped my hand down under my skirt and absentmindedly started teasing myself. A friend had asked me to start going commando and here I sat, sans panties. I had just been to my favorite waxing...

Added 15 Dec 2013 | Category MILF | Votes 45 | Avg Score 4.46 | Views 38,292 | 8 Comments

Jessie's Even Wilder Ride

‎ Jessie and I had been dating for a while. We were also fucking like crazy. I came up with an idea to put her band marching into sexual terms. I designed a belt that would pleasure Jessie as she marched. I started with a chain for around her waist. I used the metal shop tools to cut it to the correct size and sanded all rough edges to prevent any scratches on Jessie’s soft skin. I looked...

Added 14 Dec 2013 | Category First Time | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.38 | Views 7,100 | 2 Comments

Jessie's Wild Ride

Back in my high school days, I drove a 1970 Ford pickup with four on the floor and a 390cc engine in it. It was sky blue, had mag wheels and I chromed everything I could. The reason that is important will be made clear a bit later. I was dating a girl a couple of years younger than I was. I was eighteen and a senior. I worked half days, so I always had spending money. I was 5’10” 200lbs...

Added 11 Dec 2013 | Category Exhibitionism | Votes 20 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 11,000 | 5 Comments

Meeting a Lush Friend and Her Fantasy Girl

After she told me where to find her, I loaded my 2012 Coachmen Concord 31’ motorhome and crossed several states to get near her. I located an RV park and set up camp. I went to several stores and gathered the supplies I needed to make this an unforgettable experience for her. She sent me a picture of the woman she coveted and the address of their work. I drove my pull car over to the area...

Added 08 Dec 2013 | Category Spanking | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.6 | Views 9,246 | 4 Comments

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Posted: 22 Sep 2017 21:17

Tats and tit.. ..

Posted: 22 Sep 2017 16:49

Hope you ace a wonderful day and all your birthday wishes come true ...

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Posted: 13 Sep 2017 21:35
Here is what I would wear to the poker game. Navy blue pleated skirt, not too short, red pumps, and white ankle socks. Boy briefs with a thong underneath. white tank top with no bra, but heart stickers stuck over my nipples. Oh and my hair in a pony tail, bright red lipstick. and a henna tattoo or magic marker on my butt that said spank me. After each hand i draw a card. If its red I take off an article of clothing. If it black I do a dare. If its a queen, king, or ace i also do a shot.

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