About Taverner

Biography

I am a middle aged man from Australia, with grown up kids and a sense of humour. I like to read sexy stories, and I thought I would try my hand at writing one, (or more if the feedback was positive, which it mostly has been so far). I try to write stories that are a little more three-dimensional than some of the stories I have seen on this site, and I like to add a little humour, because people often do and say funny things in sexual situations.

Name:
My first name means "Horse Lover" in Greek. I'm not Greek, though
Sex:
Male 
Sign:
Scorpio
Relationship Status:
In a Relationship
Location:
Australian Capital Territory, Australia
Local Time:
21 Nov 2017 02:41
Favorite Books:
To Kill A Mockingbird, From Here to Eternity
Favorite Authors:
I guess that would have to be Harper Lee and James Jones, given the titles of my favourite books. I once had a cat named Atticus, named after Atticus Finch.
Favorite Movies:
I have to admit I like Dirty Dancing, even though everyone thinks it's a chick movie. I like movies with Morgan Freeman in them, too. He has a kind of ballsy integrity about him. Also, The Bourne Identity and its sequels. They are kind of like the opposite of James Bond, as in espionage is treacherous, dangerous, and certainly not glamorous. I like movies that make you think.
Favorite Music:
Chopin is a kind of hero to me. He died at 39, but he left so much beauty behind. How could one man do that? Listen to his Nocturne in E Flat, played on a solo piano, and if you aren't moved in some way, I feel sorry for you. I love all kinds of music, but Greensleeves played by a symphony orchestra, with a violin solo in the middle, touches my soul in a way that's almost scary. We are all anthropoids, but music makes us special.

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Topic: Post the title most recent song that you listened to
Posted: 01 Jul 2013 17:46

"Sara" by Bob Dylan.

Topic: Three Southern Belles
Posted: 14 Nov 2010 03:50

Three southern belles were discussing their respective boyfriends one night, and the conversation got around to nicknames. The first southern belle announced, "Ah call mah man Huggy Bear, 'cause when he hugs me, it's jist like bein' squeezed by one o' them big ol' bears!"

The second southern belle says, "Ah call mah man Kissy Pie, 'cause when he kisses me, it's as sweet as one o' them li'l ol' apple pies."

The third southen belle says, "Well, ah jist call mah man, Drambui."

"Dram-bui?" the first southern belle replies, "Ain't that some kinda fancy liquor?"

"Yes, sir," the third southern belle answers, "That's mah man!"

Topic: White trash is...as white trash does
Posted: 14 Nov 2010 03:09

He does look like he could do with a little more fibre in his diet. Maybe it's a good thing.

Topic: A banned member is going to take me to court!
Posted: 14 Nov 2010 03:07

Maybe Judge Judy could hear the case. I suspect her summation may be a little more excoriating than just, "Get out of my courtroom."

Topic: giving or receiving??
Posted: 19 Sep 2010 22:26

I prefer giving to receiving. I just love going down on a woman, but having her go down on me is never as exciting for some reason. However, I had a girlfriend in the 80's who was so good at it I would beg her to stop, because it felt so good I could hardly stand it. I know that sounds weird, but it was like being tickled to death. One thing I have noticed over the years is that most women seem to get very wet and very horny when they go down on a guy, though.

There are all kinds of reasons why I personally like going down on a woman, but one of the big ones is the sheer intimacy of it. Also, in the back of my mind, I'm putting my face, and my mouth and my tongue somewhere that my mother drilled into me as being off limits when I was a kid.

Also, I just love bringing a woman to orgasm by going down on her.

Topic: What are you listening to right now?
Posted: 13 May 2010 22:24

Mozart's Piano Concerto. Just beautiful.

Topic: Who is Your Celebrity Look-Alike?!
Posted: 20 Apr 2010 21:25

My brother and a couple of his friends watched a movie with Willem Dafoe in it once, and they kept saying it looked like me on the screen.

Topic: People Who Contact You About Your Stories
Posted: 16 Jan 2010 03:32

I have written some incest stories in the first person, but strictly fictional, and I was quite surprised to have people writing and asking if I have ever committed incest. I took it as an endorsement of my ability to write dirty stories, and it doesn't really bother me.

Topic: Describe your worst, lamest or funniest sexual experience
Posted: 05 Nov 2009 00:07

When I was 22 years old, I had a one night stand with a divorced lady who was 45. When you are 22 years old, a person of that age seems so much older, and at that age, I had never seen a woman having a full-on, chest-clutching, groaning orgasm. At a certain point in the proceedings, she asked me how I was going, and then said, "Because I'm about to go off like a box of crackers". Then, she threw her head back and clutched her chest, and started to gasp and groan, and for the briefest of sickening moments, I thought she was having a heart attack, until I realised she was having a massive orgasm. I felt kind of stupid after that.

BTW, next morning, after an encore performance, we were lying in her bed talking, and she told me her daughter's name, and I realised I had been in the same class as her in 3rd class.

I thought it was funny but some might put in the Lame category.

Topic: 10 things you don't want to hear on an airplane intercom
Posted: 18 Oct 2009 19:07

" .. Does any one know how to fly a plane? .."


That's got to be close to No. 1, but how about "I thought you filled it up before we left."

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Stories Published By Taverner All Stories »

Sex Education In The Ozarks

Howdy folks, my name is Wendell Buford, and I live in a little town name of Frog Whistle, Arkansas, with my widdered Ma, Mavis Buford, and my sister Priscilla. Folks is always sayin to me, “Wendell, you ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed, are you?” but I reckon I got me a sixth grade education and I can lift all kinds o’ heavy stuff, so I cain’t complain, ‘cause I reckon I get on okay. ...

Added 19 Aug 2016 | Category Humor | Votes 2 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,122 | 3 Comments

Mutual Attraction

When you’re young, and in your teens, people always seem to be saying you’ve got the world at your feet, but it’s only when you’re older, you realise how true that was. At the time, it doesn’t always seem that way, especially if you’re not the most self-confident person around.   I was half way through my last year of high school, I had just turned 18, and I was still a virgin....

Added 13 Feb 2015 | Category Incest | Votes 0 | Avg Score 0 | Views 21

Two Fridays - Part 1

One day, my uncle Ben, who is my mum’s brother, was staying over, and I heard him saying to my mum that my dad must have hardly given her time to get her pants back on after she had me, before he knocked her up a second time, and my sister came along. Uncle Ben probably didn’t mean for me to hear him saying that, but when I think about it, the comment probably had a certain amount of truth...

Added 23 Jun 2014 | Category Incest | Votes 0 | Avg Score 0 | Views 16

A Sleepover With Aunt Stephanie - Part 2

This story continues on directly after my earlier story, A Sleepover With Aunt Stephanie. For the first few months after that night in her bed, Stephanie and I went to bed together every chance we got. It was almost like a honeymoon, except we had to plan every liaison in advance, and keep anyone from finding out, which if anything, only added to the excitement. My parents thought it...

Added 01 Apr 2014 | Category Incest | Votes 0 | Avg Score 0 | Views 41

Mutual Attraction Part 3

This story continues on directly after my last story, Mutual Attraction Part 2. Morning came again, and for the second time, I woke up next to my sister, Louise, except this time we were in her bed and not mine. I looked at her, asleep beside me in her bed, as her chest rose and fell in her sleep, and then after a few moments, she also woke up.     We talked for a few minutes,...

Added 25 Mar 2013 | Category Incest | Votes 0 | Avg Score 0 | Views 10

Two Fridays - Part 3: Mother's Unwitting Example

This story follows directly on from my previous story, Two Fridays – Part 2. Once again, Saturday morning came, and for a second time, I awoke to memories of what my sister Tina and I had done the night before. Had we really fucked each other like that, and taken each other’s cherries? I felt that roller coaster feeling, and then the hardening of my cock, as I lay there,...

Added 11 Nov 2012 | Category Incest | Votes 0 | Avg Score 0 | Views 7

Mutual Attraction Part 4

This story continues on directly after my last story, Mutual Attraction Part 3. The following day, as expected, our parents returned from down the coast, and they told us that our dad had been put in charge of a couple of local projects, so he would be spending more time at home for a while. This was good news for us as a family, because we would be able to see more of him for a...

Added 23 Apr 2012 | Category Incest | Votes 0 | Avg Score 0 | Views 6

Glen and Casey - Doing It The Hard Way

This story continues on from my previous two stories, A Sleepover With Aunt Stephanie, and A Sleepover With Aunt Stephanie – Part 2. If you have not already read those stories, here is a brief rundown on the story so far, to put you in the picture. In A Sleepover With Aunt Stephanie, seventeen-year old Glen lost his virginity to his Aunt Stephanie, aged thirty-one. They then began...

Added 31 Dec 2011 | Category Incest | Votes 0 | Avg Score 0 | Views 14

A Sleepover With Aunt Stephanie

“Glen, can you press ‘Play’ for me,” Casey said, and I leaned across from the couch, and pushed the button on the CD player. Immediately, the room was filled with the sound of a crappy rap song, as my sister began to rehearse her latest baton twirling routine, for the fiftieth time. Okay, maybe it wasn’t the fiftieth time, but it seemed like it. There are only a certain number of times...

Added 06 Nov 2011 | Category Incest | Votes 0 | Avg Score 0 | Views 62

Krista's Magic

I’ve never been a big fan of horror movies. It’s not that I scare easily, but they just don’t do much for me. I will say, though, that the scariest movie I ever saw when I was a kid, was a film called “Poltergeist.” It came out when I was about thirteen or fourteen, and it frightened the shit out of me when I first saw it. It’s about a bunch of people living in a housing estate that’s been...

Added 18 Oct 2010 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 8,994 | 2 Comments

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