About Te11tale
Biography

Ex air force, fed up with reality but what can ya do?
Looking for a few laughs and some fun.
On my first Lush incarnation I wrote stories, mainly reluctance based but the odd other (very odd?).
Married Bluepiglet in the first ever Lush wedding, officiated by Curlygirly.

Name:
Ian Parker
Sex:
Male 
Age:
57
Sign:
Leo
Relationship Status:
Married to bluepiglet
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
Just below my hair., Hampshire, United Kingdom
Interests:
Aviation, castles, Bluepiglet, dragons.
Favorite Books:
Belgariad, Malorean, Sparhawk. Time wars (Simon Hawke), Horse clans, Sharp, Discworld, others.
Favorite Authors:
Pratchett, Richard Herman (Jnr), David Eddings, Cornwell.
Favorite Movies:
Battle of Britain, Marvel super dupers, Despicable me (1 + 2), Star wars/trek, Battle of the river plate, Flyboys and more.
Favourite TV Shows:
Big bang theory. True blood, Almost human, NCIS, Top gear, Family guy.
Favorite Music:
STATUS QUOOOOOOOoo, too many too list.
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24 Jul 2014
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04 Jul 2016
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Stories:
6
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted: 06 Jan 2016 09:54

Hmmm, kilt, stockings, no knickers and ready for action, Ahh yes, it must be Mazza.

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Topic: Three words said about the person above you
Posted: 06 Jan 2016 09:39

Erotic story fan

Topic: What's the one song or movie title that pops into your mind when you see the avatar above you?
Posted: 06 Jan 2016 09:34

How much is that doggie in the window.

Topic: 9 to 5...guess the career of the person above you
Posted: 06 Jan 2016 09:32

Last I heard he applied to be Taylor Swifts fake tan applicator.

Topic: Post groundless lies about the person above
Posted: 06 Jan 2016 09:27

SG used to be a chicken sexer until the farmer realised that, SG's version of sexing chickens was not exactly the same as everyone elses.
Moving on, SG tried his hand at flying but got scared of hights.

Lately SG has been earning a crust by hanging around Hollywood stars and not leaving until they pay him to move off.

Topic: 9 to 5...guess the career of the person above you
Posted: 02 Jan 2016 12:56

M27 is a billionare playgirl, and part time hamster polisher.

Topic: Three words said about the person above you
Posted: 02 Jan 2016 12:40

<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/hello2.gif" alt="hello1"> Knows her mind.

Topic: Post groundless lies about the person above
Posted: 02 Jan 2016 12:33

Patokl used to do casual work for the CIA until they found out he was taking coffee home from the office, he then got a full time position
with the Chinese circus as an underwater soot juggler.

Topic: Write Any Word That Begins With "P"and Ends in "Y"
Posted: 02 Jan 2016 12:04

Profundity

Topic: Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted: 25 Dec 2015 04:29

Kids eh? They get worse each year.

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Stories Published By Te11tale
Roz's festival.

Roz was uncertain to begin with. Jules had won two tickets to a music festival, Jackie was already spoken for and so it was a no brainer that Roz was chosen to receive the spare ticket. The only thing was, the headline acts were all cover bands. Some of them are really good, Roz knew that, but what about the rest. Local, unsigned or just pub circuit stuff, and did she want to spend...

Added 30 Dec 2015 | Category MILF | Votes 5 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,208 | 5 Comments

The Lady and the tramp (4) Missionary position

Suzie was a totally changed woman. At forty she was a prim, proper, helpful wife of a clergyman, and a sort of agony aunt for the community. At forty one however, Suzie had become, if not cock hungry, at least very willing to take the generous amount of cock that came her way. Mostly Thursdays and Fridays, when Jason, her vicar husband, stayed in another of the three parishes he covered. ...

Added 24 Jun 2015 | Category MILF | Votes 5 | Avg Score 5 | Views 12,390 | 6 Comments

The Lady and the tramp 3 - What would the Bishop say?

S uzie was relieved. Sam, the postman had been sacked. Several house wives had complained about him being improper and three had recorded evidence. This meant she was only being unfaithful to her vicar husband Jason, with Jed. Jed lived in an old caravan in a field, out of the way, and did odd jobs. One was weeding the cemetery by the vicarage at Lower Bannerfield. His only change of...

Added 13 Apr 2015 | Category Reluctance | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.78 | Views 10,489 | 10 Comments

Naughty sunbathing

Michelle dropped her son off to play sports. He was proud of his Mum, but street cred issues meant not always hanging onto her with his mates around. Some his mates and several others at the club thought they would like to hang around with her however. As former cabin crew, she had poise, looks, and was definitely in the Milf category. Her daughter was playing nurse to Dad. She was off to...

Added 13 Jan 2015 | Category MILF | Votes 17 | Avg Score 4.47 | Views 72,890 | 17 Comments

The Lady and the Tramp (2)

Or, The Postman always comes twice. Thursday. Even the word sent a shiver down Suzie's spine that ended up in her nether regions as a warm glow. Sinful, that's what it was. Sinful. If only her husband did not spend Thursday to Friday, sometimes Saturday, away at another Parish. Several weeks ago, Suzie had had her first encounter with Jed's manhood, ( See The Lady and the Tramp) and...

Added 10 Jan 2015 | Category Reluctance | Votes 10 | Avg Score 5 | Views 13,513 | 10 Comments

The Lady and the Tramp

Suzie was generally happy with her life. Married to Jason, a Vicar, Suzie had become a sort of freelance amateur councillor, or agony Aunt, to her husbands flock, or at least the female half, and kept herself busy. Jason had three parishes to cover, that kept him busy. Suzie showed her face in all three places, but did more of the group stuff, flower club, help the heroes coffee mornings...

Added 08 Jan 2015 | Category Reluctance | Votes 14 | Avg Score 5 | Views 21,774 | 19 Comments

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Posted: 27 Jul 2016 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
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Posted: 02 Jan 2016 20:12
Thought I'd drift by
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Posted: 27 Jul 2015 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Ragnarök011
Posted: 23 Jul 2015 17:48
Happy Birthday and hope you enjoy it

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Posted: 12 Jun 2015 14:41
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Posted: 17 May 2015 12:33

CONGRATS TO YOU BOTH XXX
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Posted: 09 Jan 2015 12:54
Happy New Year!
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Posted: 07 Jan 2015 09:51
Dropped in for a visit

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Posted: 10 Nov 2014 07:41
Happy Veterans Day/Remembrance Day



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Posted: 30 Oct 2014 20:52
* I saw this and thought of you*LOL


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Posted: 30 Oct 2014 11:43
Buzzing by to say Happy Halloween



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Posted: 27 Oct 2014 15:31

MY GRANDMOTHER RODE IN THIS PLANE To scary for me! Enjoy your day

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Posted: 22 Oct 2014 14:49
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