Ex air force, fed up with reality but what can ya do? Looking for a few laughs and some fun.On my first Lush incarnation I wrote stories, mainly reluctance based but the odd other (very odd?). Married Bluepiglet in the first ever Lush wedding, officiated by Curlygirly.
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Hmmm, kilt, stockings, no knickers and ready for action, Ahh yes, it must be Mazza. http://x.imagefapusercontent.com/u/bret-easton/2223155/2087337923/1079103796.jpg
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How much is that doggie in the window.
Last I heard he applied to be Taylor Swifts fake tan applicator.
SG used to be a chicken sexer until the farmer realised that, SG's version of sexing chickens was not exactly the same as everyone elses. Moving on, SG tried his hand at flying but got scared of hights. Lately SG has been earning a crust by hanging around Hollywood stars and not leaving until they pay him to move off.
M27 is a billionare playgirl, and part time hamster polisher.
<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/hello2.gif" alt="hello1"> Knows her mind.
Patokl used to do casual work for the CIA until they found out he was taking coffee home from the office, he then got a full time positionwith the Chinese circus as an underwater soot juggler.
Kids eh? They get worse each year. http://humor.gunaxin.com/wp-content/uploads/gallery/xxxmas-humor/xxxmas-humor-008.jpg
Roz was uncertain to begin with. Jules had won two tickets to a music festival, Jackie was already spoken for and so it was a no brainer that Roz was chosen to receive the spare ticket. The only thing was, the headline acts were all cover bands. Some of them are really good, Roz knew that, but what about the rest. Local, unsigned or just pub circuit stuff, and did she want to spend...
Added 30 Dec 2015 | Category MILF
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Suzie was a totally changed woman. At forty she was a prim, proper, helpful wife of a clergyman, and a sort of agony aunt for the community. At forty one however, Suzie had become, if not cock hungry, at least very willing to take the generous amount of cock that came her way. Mostly Thursdays and Fridays, when Jason, her vicar husband, stayed in another of the three parishes he covered. ...
Added 24 Jun 2015 | Category MILF
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S uzie was relieved. Sam, the postman had been sacked. Several house wives had complained about him being improper and three had recorded evidence. This meant she was only being unfaithful to her vicar husband Jason, with Jed. Jed lived in an old caravan in a field, out of the way, and did odd jobs. One was weeding the cemetery by the vicarage at Lower Bannerfield. His only change of...
Added 13 Apr 2015 | Category Reluctance
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Michelle dropped her son off to play sports. He was proud of his Mum, but street cred issues meant not always hanging onto her with his mates around. Some his mates and several others at the club thought they would like to hang around with her however. As former cabin crew, she had poise, looks, and was definitely in the Milf category. Her daughter was playing nurse to Dad. She was off to...
Added 13 Jan 2015 | Category MILF
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Or, The Postman always comes twice. Thursday. Even the word sent a shiver down Suzie's spine that ended up in her nether regions as a warm glow. Sinful, that's what it was. Sinful. If only her husband did not spend Thursday to Friday, sometimes Saturday, away at another Parish. Several weeks ago, Suzie had had her first encounter with Jed's manhood, ( See The Lady and the Tramp) and...
Added 10 Jan 2015 | Category Reluctance
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Suzie was generally happy with her life. Married to Jason, a Vicar, Suzie had become a sort of freelance amateur councillor, or agony Aunt, to her husbands flock, or at least the female half, and kept herself busy. Jason had three parishes to cover, that kept him busy. Suzie showed her face in all three places, but did more of the group stuff, flower club, help the heroes coffee mornings...
Added 08 Jan 2015 | Category Reluctance
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