Ex air force, fed up with reality but what can ya do? Looking for a few laughs and some fun.On my first Lush incarnation I wrote stories, mainly reluctance based but the odd other (very odd?). Married Bluepiglet in the first ever Lush wedding, officiated by Curlygirly.
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K is really a well known news reader and TV presenter. If her bosses were aware of her line in second hand hamster poo and truffle biscuitslaced with spanish fly, they would probably sell her to channel 5.
from a well known outlet...
Editing here seems to be hit or miss at times. I have suffered this more than once. Also I have had stories refused even though others already exist with the exact same so called fault.Terroists. Step out and fight like warriors you assholes, don't hide behind women, children and shadows.Numties that believe rules do not apply to them because they know more or are simply better than most people."I don't need to do that because..." Well the rules say you do, so do it or bugger off.
I kind of like "If you can't say anything good, say nothing", but then CONSTRUCTIVE critisism is good.I recently had a four word comment that made no sense, along with a very low score. Perhaps justa score of 3 4 or 5, forget the 1 & 2?As Rosie says, the score can be ignored, I am just happy that people actually read what I write.More power to your keyboards writers.
Plain flour is the best.
Simple, just post a pick of what you think caught her attention like that. http://cdn2.crushable.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Community-Brita-surprised-GIF.gif http://data1.whicdn.com/images/41245281/superthumb.jpg
Not mine any more, I have left him there and moved to the back room now.You're a good buddy Shot, but don't you have a home to go to? Your overnight stay has raged out of control.
Michelle dropped her son off to play sports. He was proud of his Mum, but street cred issues meant not always hanging onto her with his mates around. Some his mates and several others at the club thought they would like to hang around with her however. As former cabin crew, she had poise, looks, and was definitely in the Milf category. Her daughter was playing nurse to Dad. She was off to...
Added 13 Jan 2015 | Category MILF
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Or, The Postman always comes twice. Thursday. Even the word sent a shiver down Suzie's spine that ended up in her nether regions as a warm glow. Sinful, that's what it was. Sinful. If only her husband did not spend Thursday to Friday, sometimes Saturday, away at another Parish. Several weeks ago, Suzie had had her first encounter with Jed's manhood, ( See The Lady and the Tramp) and...
Added 10 Jan 2015 | Category Reluctance
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Suzie was generally happy with her life. Married to Jason, a Vicar, Suzie had become a sort of freelance amateur councillor, or agony Aunt, to her husbands flock, or at least the female half, and kept herself busy. Jason had three parishes to cover, that kept him busy. Suzie showed her face in all three places, but did more of the group stuff, flower club, help the heroes coffee mornings...
Added 08 Jan 2015 | Category Reluctance
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