About Te11tale

Ex air force, fed up with reality but what can ya do?
Looking for a few laughs and some fun.
On my first Lush incarnation I wrote stories, mainly reluctance based but the odd other (very odd?).
Married Bluepiglet in the first ever Lush wedding, officiated by Curlygirly.

Ian Parker
Relationship Status:
Married to bluepiglet
Just below my hair., Hampshire, United Kingdom
Aviation, castles, Bluepiglet, dragons.
Favorite Books:
Belgariad, Malorean, Sparhawk. Time wars (Simon Hawke), Horse clans, Sharp, Discworld, others.
Favorite Authors:
Pratchett, Richard Herman (Jnr), David Eddings, Cornwell.
Favorite Movies:
Battle of Britain, Marvel super dupers, Despicable me (1 + 2), Star wars/trek, Battle of the river plate, Flyboys and more.
Favourite TV Shows:
Big bang theory. True blood, Almost human, NCIS, Top gear, Family guy.
Favorite Music:
STATUS QUOOOOOOOoo, too many too list.
Date Joined:
24 Jul 2014
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Topic: The Age of Distraction
Posted: 27 Jul 2015 02:29

I recently suggested to some Trekkies that , as they were missing their fave films etc, due to no current tv series and the long gap between films, that they read some of the many book series, to fill the void.

"Grandad, fosil, old timer," were some of the responses. You don't get much more tech future then Star trek, but even Jon Luc Picard reads real books. Do they call him a fosil?

Calculators in maths, pads etc in anything else should be used to a minimum, and for research only in school. "Readin', writin' an 'rithmatic" should be pen and paper only, until at least the teen years, after all, when the power goes off for good, how will folk read all the survival books if they burn them as fuel?


Topic: Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted: 25 Jun 2015 08:01

Friday? Just Friday!?! Maz was free ballin' all weekend.

Don't ask me how I know... evil4

Believe me CG, we all know how you know, an' we like it! laughing6 laughing6 laughing6

Topic: What Might You Find in The Closet of the Person Above You, (In Pictures)?
Posted: 25 Jun 2015 07:58


Topic: 9 to 5...guess the career of the person above you
Posted: 21 Jun 2015 08:28

Long distance race car navigator.

Topic: 9 Killed in the Shooting of Historically Black AME Church
Posted: 21 Jun 2015 08:25

The point is, if we are all, American, English etc, then idiots like our latest gunman will not have the cultural and ethnic reasons to kill. Is this not worth trying to work toward, rather than get picky?

Topic: What Might You Find in The Closet of the Person Above You, (In Pictures)?
Posted: 21 Jun 2015 08:19


Topic: Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted: 21 Jun 2015 08:16


Topic: Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted: 21 Jun 2015 08:14



Topic: 9 Killed in the Shooting of Historically Black AME Church
Posted: 21 Jun 2015 08:01

All I am about to print is leading up to a question, so bear with me.

From what I have read of the 2nd amendment etc, it does not give the right to carry guns, but protects the right to carry weapons of the time,
(inc knives axes etc )assumed rights carried on from British paper work, rights assumed in order to protect people and property, but not actually granted, in
writing, by any authority.

Race and religeon. At work, I have to remove a ham sandwhich from the fridge if a jewish colleague keeps kosha food in it.
I have to remove a christmas card, if some one objects to it on religious grounds.
If I apply for a job, I am asked for my sexual preferance, my age, sex and religion, and my racial origin. As am employee I am not meant to allow
these same things to affect my interaction with fellow staff or customers.
As an employer I am not meant to let these things effect recruiting, but also I must employ various amounts of various ethnic, religious etc groups.

Now I come to my question.

Pakistani English. Indian English. African American. Korean Australian.

If your grandparents are born in say, America, and your parents are born in America, and you are born in America, why are you not American?

So my question is, how many generations does it take to become English? American? etc? When must we drop the two part nationality due to being so many
generations away from part one?

Until we figure this out, there will always be us, and them. People kill people, not guns knives and the rest, so until we remove the reason for killing,
we may as well give out guns like driving licences.

Maybe one day our nationality will be, Earthling.

Topic: Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted: 20 Jun 2015 08:22

While it is great for you two, all the men in Scotland are suffering a great loss. Look at them,


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Stories Published By Te11tale
The Lady and the tramp (4) Missionary position

Suzie was a totally changed woman. At forty she was a prim, proper, helpful wife of a clergyman, and a sort of agony aunt for the community. At forty one however, Suzie had become, if not cock hungry, at least very willing to take the generous amount of cock that came her way. Mostly Thursdays and Fridays, when Jason, her vicar husband, stayed in another of the three parishes he covered. ...

Added 24 Jun 2015 | Category MILF | Votes 4 | Avg Score 5 | Views 10,236 | 5 Comments

The Lady and the tramp 3 - What would the Bishop say?

S uzie was relieved. Sam, the postman had been sacked. Several house wives had complained about him being improper and three had recorded evidence. This meant she was only being unfaithful to her vicar husband Jason, with Jed. Jed lived in an old caravan in a field, out of the way, and did odd jobs. One was weeding the cemetery by the vicarage at Lower Bannerfield. His only change of...

Added 13 Apr 2015 | Category Reluctance | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 8,710 | 11 Comments

Naughty sunbathing

Michelle dropped her son off to play sports. He was proud of his Mum, but street cred issues meant not always hanging onto her with his mates around. Some his mates and several others at the club thought they would like to hang around with her however. As former cabin crew, she had poise, looks, and was definitely in the Milf category. Her daughter was playing nurse to Dad. She was off to...

Added 13 Jan 2015 | Category MILF | Votes 17 | Avg Score 4.41 | Views 67,953 | 17 Comments

The Lady and the Tramp (2)

Or, The Postman always comes twice. Thursday. Even the word sent a shiver down Suzie's spine that ended up in her nether regions as a warm glow. Sinful, that's what it was. Sinful. If only her husband did not spend Thursday to Friday, sometimes Saturday, away at another Parish. Several weeks ago, Suzie had had her first encounter with Jed's manhood, ( See The Lady and the Tramp) and...

Added 10 Jan 2015 | Category Reluctance | Votes 9 | Avg Score 5 | Views 11,319 | 10 Comments

The Lady and the Tramp

Suzie was generally happy with her life. Married to Jason, a Vicar, Suzie had become a sort of freelance amateur councillor, or agony Aunt, to her husbands flock, or at least the female half, and kept herself busy. Jason had three parishes to cover, that kept him busy. Suzie showed her face in all three places, but did more of the group stuff, flower club, help the heroes coffee mornings...

Added 08 Jan 2015 | Category Reluctance | Votes 13 | Avg Score 5 | Views 17,104 | 18 Comments

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