About Te11tale
Biography

Ex air force, fed up with reality but what can ya do?
Looking for a few laughs and some fun.
On my first Lush incarnation I wrote stories, mainly reluctance based but the odd other (very odd?).
Married Bluepiglet in the first ever Lush wedding, officiated by Curlygirly.

Name:
Ian Parker
Sex:
Male 
Age:
55
Sign:
Leo
Relationship Status:
Married to bluepiglet
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
Just below my hair., Hampshire, United Kingdom
Interests:
Aviation, castles, Bluepiglet, dragons.
Favorite Books:
Belgariad, Malorean, Sparhawk. Time wars (Simon Hawke), Horse clans, Sharp, Discworld, others.
Favorite Authors:
Pratchett, Richard Herman (Jnr), David Eddings, Cornwell.
Favorite Movies:
Battle of Britain, Marvel super dupers, Despicable me (1 + 2), Star wars/trek, Battle of the river plate, Flyboys and more.
Favourite TV Shows:
Big bang theory. True blood, Almost human, NCIS, Top gear, Family guy.
Favorite Music:
STATUS QUOOOOOOOoo, too many too list.
Statistics
Date Joined:
24 Jul 2014
Last Visit:
11 Feb 2015
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Forum Posts:
235
Stories:
3
Badges:
2
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: What did she see to make her look like this?
Posted: 11 Feb 2015 13:16

http://www.signsfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/funny-signs.jpg

Topic: What magizine would you find on the table of the person above?
Posted: 11 Feb 2015 13:04

http://www.myflowerjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Spring2013_72dpi-250x324.jpg

Topic: Post groundless lies about the person above
Posted: 11 Feb 2015 12:58

K is really a well known news reader and TV presenter. If her bosses were aware of her line in second hand hamster poo and truffle biscuits
laced with spanish fly, they would probably sell her to channel 5.

Topic: A Story, 5 Words At A Time
Posted: 11 Feb 2015 12:51

from a well known outlet...

Topic: Things that just piss you off
Posted: 11 Feb 2015 12:34

Editing here seems to be hit or miss at times.

I have suffered this more than once. Also I have had stories refused even though others already exist with the exact same so called fault.


Terroists. Step out and fight like warriors you assholes, don't hide behind women, children and shadows.


Numties that believe rules do not apply to them because they know more or are simply better than most people.
"I don't need to do that because..." Well the rules say you do, so do it or bugger off.

Topic: Do you insist that a vote on your story be commented upon.
Posted: 11 Feb 2015 12:24

I kind of like "If you can't say anything good, say nothing", but then CONSTRUCTIVE critisism is good.
I recently had a four word comment that made no sense, along with a very low score. Perhaps just
a score of 3 4 or 5, forget the 1 & 2?

As Rosie says, the score can be ignored, I am just happy that people actually read what I write.

More power to your keyboards writers. book

Topic: What did she see to make her look like this?
Posted: 27 Jan 2015 11:13

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1627963372/tumblr_lrfq8o9zl51r189uao1_500_400x400.jpg

Topic: Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted: 14 Jan 2015 09:38

Plain flour is the best.

Topic: What did she see to make her look like this?
Posted: 14 Jan 2015 09:34

Simple, just post a pick of what you think caught her attention like that.

http://cdn2.crushable.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Community-Brita-surprised-GIF.gif



http://data1.whicdn.com/images/41245281/superthumb.jpg

Topic: Why is the person above you locked in your bedroom?
Posted: 14 Jan 2015 09:28

Not mine any more, I have left him there and moved to the back room now.

You're a good buddy Shot, but don't you have a home to go to? Your overnight stay has raged out of control.

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Stories Published By Te11tale
Naughty sunbathing

Michelle dropped her son off to play sports. He was proud of his Mum, but street cred issues meant not always hanging onto her with his mates around. Some his mates and several others at the club thought they would like to hang around with her however. As former cabin crew, she had poise, looks, and was definitely in the Milf category. Her daughter was playing nurse to Dad. She was off to...

Added 13 Jan 2015 | Category MILF | Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.47 | Views 41,626 | 15 Comments

The Lady and the Tramp (2)

Or, The Postman always comes twice. Thursday. Even the word sent a shiver down Suzie's spine that ended up in her nether regions as a warm glow. Sinful, that's what it was. Sinful. If only her husband did not spend Thursday to Friday, sometimes Saturday, away at another Parish. Several weeks ago, Suzie had had her first encounter with Jed's manhood, ( See The Lady and the Tramp) and...

Added 10 Jan 2015 | Category Reluctance | Votes 4 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,652 | 4 Comments

The Lady and the Tramp

Suzie was generally happy with her life. Married to Jason, a Vicar, Suzie had become a sort of freelance amateur councillor, or agony Aunt, to her husbands flock, or at least the female half, and kept herself busy. Jason had three parishes to cover, that kept him busy. Suzie showed her face in all three places, but did more of the group stuff, flower club, help the heroes coffee mornings...

Added 08 Jan 2015 | Category Reluctance | Votes 7 | Avg Score 5 | Views 8,723 | 9 Comments

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Posted: 12 Feb 2015 20:10
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TheDevilsWeakness
Posted: 09 Jan 2015 12:54
Happy New Year!
Shotgun011
Posted: 07 Jan 2015 09:51
Dropped in for a visit

Te11tale
Posted: 29 Dec 2014 08:44
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Posted: 10 Nov 2014 07:41
Happy Veterans Day/Remembrance Day


bat
Posted: 30 Oct 2014 20:52
* I saw this and thought of you*LOL


Shotgun011
Posted: 30 Oct 2014 11:43
Buzzing by to say Happy Halloween


bat
Posted: 30 Oct 2014 11:18
bat
Posted: 27 Oct 2014 15:31

MY GRANDMOTHER RODE IN THIS PLANE To scary for me! Enjoy your day
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Posted: 22 Oct 2014 22:04
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Posted: 22 Oct 2014 14:49
Thank you~~not sure what wrong with my page.
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Posted: 02 Oct 2014 21:36
Buzzing by to wax some ISIS/ISIL ass
CurlyGirly
Posted: 29 Sep 2014 18:14
Sniffer doesn't look too happy.

Shotgun011
Posted: 28 Sep 2014 19:26
Thought you might like these


Shotgun011
Posted: 24 Sep 2014 20:50
New for your collection mate

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