About Teezer


Tech writer by day, erotic writer by night. I like to write fun, shallow, hot stories.



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Topic: Has poetry gone out of fashion?
Posted: 22 Aug 2007 17:57

Brilliant, Susan! <img src="/images/emoticons/hello2.gif" alt="hello1">

Topic: Best of Bush
Posted: 12 Aug 2007 14:59


Topic: Is This Man Cheating on His Wife?
Posted: 12 Aug 2007 14:49

Yes. Spending that much time with his friend is enough to cause alarm. To then marry her, virtually speaking, is just taking the piss.

Topic: Butt Cam big hit with shoppers
Posted: 12 Aug 2007 13:27


"We're even thinking of doing a best of and putting it on DVD for the year, 'Best Butts of '08' or whatever, yeah," Simon says.

Yeah, joke about it, that'll instil trust in your customers!

Topic: Is This Man Cheating on His Wife?
Posted: 12 Aug 2007 11:22

He's married in real life, and in Second Life.


Has anyone tried Second Life, by the way? I have, briefly. Creepy place, I thought.

Topic: Elvis Rocks
Posted: 17 Jul 2007 10:58

Alexander said "people are calling me the Elvis Rock Lady."

Amongst other names...

Topic: All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash
Posted: 13 Jul 2007 12:23


Topic: Movie Quotes - Answer then post yours
Posted: 14 May 2007 12:14

Is it Dudley Moore in Arthur? I can't picture him saying the line, but it must be him!

Topic: Teezer saying hi
Posted: 14 May 2007 12:12

Thanks, Curious2c, a warm welcome to you, too.

Topic: Teezer saying hi
Posted: 09 Apr 2007 17:22

That's the one - thank you!

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Temporary Release

Robert flashed his badge to security and took the lift to the sixth floor, checking himself out in the mirror as he ascended. He was in uncommonly high spirits for a Monday morning, looking forward to an easy week of training temps. Alyssa being one of them. Alyssa had come from the agency a week ago. A young, wide-eyed blonde who genuinely seemed unaware of her allure. She didn’t...

Added 25 Nov 2007 | Category Fetish | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.78 | Views 10,779 | 3 Comments

And Tracey Makes Three

It was lunchtime, and for a change the IT department wasn't completely deserted. Alex was at a computer, but not at work; he was browsing through photos of his latest romp with Emma. Stills from the video they had made. He clicked to the next photo. Emma's eyes were closed, her mouth open in a silent cry. Flushed cheeks, jet-black hair matted to her forehead. The next, she was biting down on...

Added 09 May 2007 | Category Group Sex | Votes 27 | Avg Score 4.76 | Views 28,912 | 7 Comments

The Night Train

One train service ran all night at the weekends, transporting to and from the city a motley crew of passengers comprising sweaty revellers and bleary eyed shift workers. Steve, one of the latter, was in good spirits after finishing his shift, and, once on board, he had successfully avoided the attentions of the angry drunks, whose stops had come and gone. The train was out in the...

Added 25 Feb 2007 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 16,546 | 4 Comments

Waiting For Dawn To Come

'Typical,' Ed moaned, pulling up his trousers and staggering to the ringing phone. On the TV, an extended tongue was paused on its way to a shaved pussy. He picked up the phone and managed a reasonably polite 'hello'. 'Hi, Ed?' A woman's voice he couldn't place. 'Yes?' 'Hi, it's Dawn.' Dawn from work? She had never phoned his house before. 'Hi, how you doing?' he said. ...

Added 22 Feb 2007 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 8,721 | 2 Comments

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