About TheCritic


Hmm, about me.. always a tricky one to fill out, nothing like a first impression. Let's see, I'm your average 22 year old English guy, currently at university studying computer science. I'd say I'm the outgoing and fun loving type but I'd always rather stay at home with a good book in front of the fire than get plastered at some bar! I came to Lush a while ago, but recently decided to make an account. A great outlet for my darker side that the people in my life rarely see. Hope to have a great time here, always welcome new friends.

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Lincolnshire, United Kingdom
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22 Jun 2018 16:01
Most of my interests lie in the computing area. But aside from that I love cars, bikes, running, skiing, basketball, reading, writing, music, role-playing, drawing and joking around.
Favorite Books:
I'd have to say The Bartimaeus Trilogy by Jonathan Stroud, absolutely amazing books that I'd recommend to anyone that likes a good fantasy series.
Favorite Movies:
I love my Science Fiction and Comedy movies, some of my favorites are; Independance Day, Armageddon, Red Planet, Serenity, 40 Year Old Virgin (watched this one at least 50 times and it never fails to crack me up), Rat Race, Shaun of the Dead, Wild Hogs, National Treasure 1 & 2, The Matrix Trilogy... and so many more..
Favorite Music:
Rock is my world.. Some of my favorite bands are; Avenged Sevenfold, Breaking Benjamin, Disturbed, Evanescence, Linkin Park, Marilyn Manson, Oomph, Paramore, Rammstein, Slipknot, Stone Sour, Dragonforce, Rob Zombie, Green Day, Static X, Shinedown, Alter Bridge, Bullet For My Valentine, Bloodhound Gang, Lacuna Coil, Nightwish, Powerman 5000, Three Days Grace, Trivium, Skillet, Three Doors Down... and so many more it would fill this page up!


Date Joined:
28 Apr 2010
Last Visit:
08 Jan 2018 (164 days ago)
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Topic: Hug, kiss or ????? the person above you.
Posted: 19 Jan 2013 10:53

A comfortable spooning, telling her how much I just adore stockings.

Topic: Fuck or Pass
Posted: 18 Jan 2013 17:30

Fuck.. hard..

Topic: Fuck or Make Love
Posted: 16 Jan 2013 10:33

Make love.

Topic: Fuck or Pass
Posted: 15 Jan 2013 16:33

Fuck.. gently ;)

edit - nevermind, someone beat me too it, i retract my previous statement >.>

Topic: What would do with the avatar above you in the shower?
Posted: 21 Jul 2012 11:26

A steamy kiss

Topic: What does the avatar above you make you want to do?
Posted: 09 Jul 2012 10:58

Bend her over and pound the tight little ass full of juicy cum.

Topic: Word association game
Posted: 23 Jun 2012 05:45


Topic: Word association game
Posted: 21 Jun 2012 13:23


Topic: Kiss, Fuck or Pass
Posted: 13 Jun 2012 04:27

A kiss and gentle groping ;)

Topic: Gift for the Person Above You Based on Their AVATAR
Posted: 05 Feb 2012 06:55

An icecube.

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A tale of lust and passion

Cursing himself for allowing his ownunder-fed sex drive and stupidity to force him into this, Koroko crept through the bushes while avoiding the skinny, thorn-laden branches, eager to get a view of a small drow outpost. For a lone human deep in the heart of drow controlled territory, this was an amazingly dangerous and foolish journey. Coupled with the fact that Koroko wasn’t a very...

Added 17 Nov 2011 | Category Supernatural | Votes 2 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,500

Her first erotic encounter

"What if your roommate comes back?" I asked. "I don't care" She purred back at me, whispering in my ear. After saying that, I grew bolder, and ran my hands down her smooth sides, waist, and backside. I let them wander farther down, and just tugged a bit at the hem of her dress. She answered by slowly licking my ear again. "It's okay." I ran my hands up her creamy thighs again, and...

Added 15 Dec 2010 | Category First Time | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.56 | Views 52,328 | 5 Comments

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Haha! Want me to dress up like this?
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