Forum posts made by troglodyte

Topic Which story would you recommend from Lush?
Posted 30 May 2015 14:42


by TraceyAmes

A brilliant sci-fi story about the survival of two races, galaxies apart and the sacrifices that had to be made. Read how Tracey makes love to both crewmen from Earth and aliens from another galaxy.

Topic Name a theme song for the avatar above yours.
Posted 27 May 2015 19:00

All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You

by Heart

That would be a lifetime dream Tracey.

Topic How many guys have you had sex with?
Posted 16 May 2015 15:12

I cannot give an exact figure but it would be well in excess of 2,000.

Just as John Wayne once quoted, "A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do."

I had to also do what what a woman had to do. Some call it the oldest profession in the world. Don't ask me to name all the guys, cos' there are just too many of them.

It is a damn pity that I wasn't the 2,001th. I would love to get in you nice hairy pussy.

As far as guys go, the answer in zero. I am straight, not bi or gay.

Topic How old do you have to be to be a MILF?
Posted 29 Jul 2014 20:12

As a mature gentleman, I feel quite qualified to answer this question. Having been very long divorced, my best times have been with MILF's. I consider a MILF to be primarily a woman with a child, hence the M for Mother's. My ideal Milf is around the 30 mark and stretching out to the early 40's in some circumstances. Women of this age still retain their good looks and firm figure. these women also have a lot of experience and know what turns a guy on. They are as hungry for sex as what the guy (me) is as they often are looking for a free meal ticket. They do their best to please a guy with the hope of getting into another relationship or to sate their sexual needs and desires.

As for me, I do not want a permanent partner at my age but I do prefer to fuck an attractive MILF rather than having to wank myself regularly. I must admit that I am rather fussy who I fuck, but I have never been too long between drinks, ranging from one night stands to short relationships. Mutual gratification and satisfaction is what it is all about, so is honesty. When both parties understand the rules, then nobody gets hurt. I do try to be well mannered and very considerate.

Topic Which published author can you not get enough of at the moment?
Posted 11 Apr 2014 22:44

Clive Cussler
John Steinbeck

Topic What movie have you seen the most??
Posted 11 Apr 2014 22:29

Midnight Express: I have watched it over 40 times.

Topic Guys, how do u like your ladies pubic hair & what colour
Posted 17 Mar 2014 00:52

Unshaven, au natural. I Prefer dark brown or ginger as per red heads, just as they have hair long enough to soak up the love juices to have later for desert. Landing strips and shaven are things that have crept in during the last 20-30 years and serve no purpose at all. If God meant women to be bald as badgers, he would have designed them that way, so no pubic hair could grow.

Topic do you let guys see up your skirt?
Posted 16 Mar 2014 03:03

I'm not into cross-dressing, so the answer is no. I would not look good in either a dress or a skirt.

Topic Is pubic hair making a comeback?
Posted 09 Mar 2014 14:40

I think my ginger pubes are kinda special :)

I agree with you Tess. I love nothing better than ginger hair or dark blond hair. There is indeed some special about redheads. My first two girlfriends had a full gingery bush. In the late 60's, most women had full bushes back in those days.

Topic Is pubic hair making a comeback?
Posted 09 Mar 2014 14:15

Give me a full bush any time. Pussy juices get caught up in the hair while making love, and when you go down on the woman later,the scent, aroma and taste is still there. The full bush also hides the labia somewhat, adding mystique to what lies beneath.

The huge problem with a woman who shaves is that if they don't shave nearly every day, it is like licking sandpaper; the same as a woman who kisses a guy with a one or two day stubble.

Topic What is the most times you haved masturbated in 24 hours?
Posted 01 Mar 2014 16:07

I can still vividly remember when I was 18 years old, I tried to see how many times I could cum in one day. On this particular day which started after I woke up with a boner, I managed around 4 in the first hour. On my first 2 occasions, the powerful squirt of cum hit the bedroom wall behind me. During the course of the day, I managed another 5 times. The last couple of cums were virtually dry blows, with barely a drop coming out. My cock was also very sore and red raw. Forty-six years on, I can never recall why I never tried to break my record.

This is the truth, the whole truth, so help me God!

Topic Masturbation
Posted 27 Feb 2014 01:05

As I have no female company these days, my sexual pleasure is due to the courtesy of Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters. I average one wank a day, quite often when I am here on Lush. Mrs. Palmer comes cheap and gives me a great deal of pleasure.

The most I ever did in one day was 9 times. My cock was red raw by the finish and there was barely a dribble that came out. That was 50 years ago.

Topic Where is your favorite place to cum?
Posted 25 Feb 2014 00:03

In my younger, active days; it was either the pussy or the butt. I felt cumming on the face or breasts was demeaning to women. Today, without any woman in my life, I am happy masturbating and cumming on pics of TraceyAmes. I would dearly love one of her massages too. I am sure my cock would rise again like the Phoenix.

Topic Which is your favorite boobs size
Posted 24 Feb 2014 23:59

An "a" cup or a "B" cup. Anything larger than a mouthful is a waste. In general, the smaller the breasts, the younger looking the woman. Smaller breasts also keep firmer, longer.

Topic Money from a prostitute?
Posted 24 Feb 2014 03:38

Back in 1983-84 I was studying to be a journalist at the University of Melbourne. For 15 months I worked 2 nights at a waitress to help fund my school fees and my shared accommodation. After the restaurant burnt down mid June in 1983, I was out of a job and needed money badly. One of the 3 women I was living with was a prostitute and a very nice person, may I add. She helped me get a job working 2 nights a week in a massage parlour as documented in some of my stories.

For some 15 months I did massage work which nearly always involved sex of some kind as well as some escort work which really paid big. I always kept my dignity, I always cleaned myself between clients and used protection whenever possible. I knew the risks that I was taking and luckily for me, the outcome was favourable. My experience in that line of work helped in my favour when it came to winning my future husband.

While some women work in such in an industry, please don't judge all sex workers with one brush. I was not into drugs, nor would I ever do any kinky stuff like torture. Some women work there purely to support their children who have been deserted by their husbands or whose husbands have died. They have sacrificed part of their life to benefit their children. I feel for these women and applaud them.

While not the choice of my professions, I can hold my head high for what I did back in those days and I support the women who were/are in my position back then. Play by the rules, keep clean and be hygienic and stay off drugs. I never felt any guilt from taking money from clients, especially the rich politicians and overseas diplomats where you could earn $10,000 a night.

These are my thoughts on the matter for paying prostitutes from a person who used to be in that business.

I have just read your recent stories which include working in the sex industry and they sound both convincing and compelling. I have no doubt of their authenticity. While I do not condone the practice, I also do not begrudge you for doing so, as you had your reasons. I have heard that quite a few customers that frequent these places are very lonely guys, either old, single, homeless or rejected by society. They do not want to go there merely to have a fuck, many just go along so as to talk to another human being. In these special cases, I admire the work you did back then.

If I was a female and worked there, I would find it hard to put up with slobbering drunks that come in and disrupt such places. I guess you have to take the good with the bad. Even with safety buttons located in each room, you could still be physically abused before you could trigger one off. Hiding slimy, greasy and potentially violent undesirables from your mind would be very difficult to handle and even harder to forget.

You are one special woman Tracey. I am only sorry that I never crossed paths with you 30 years ago. If I ever do in the future, I wouldn't pay you for sex, but would leave a very generous tip instead. My best wishes from a secret admirer.

Topic Older Men and You
Posted 12 Nov 2012 00:41

I just read your reply Callista and I give you full support in what you said. That person had no right in attacking you and your adopted family personally. I am saddened to hear of your past and what happened to you. I cannot even imagine what it would be like going through experiences like that. You have now found a job and seem very happy with the family that you live with. Hopefully one day you will met a young guy, get married and live happily ever after. You are as beautiful as any princess in any fairy story and much stronger. In the meantime, treasure the love you are now receiving. Good luck for the future.