About TrouserSnake
Biography

Aside from your occasional James-Bond-Like act of international espionage and/or ethnic-beauty intrigue, I'm mostly just a humble ponderer of all things.... well maybe not ALL things. My tattered, old shoe-box, seams now bursting, finally exceeded capacity in an heroic attempt at housing a decade+ of my literary cobblings.... jagged-edged, crinkled, yellow pages shuffled carelessly and absent order. Suffering the ravages of time and my own neglectful disposition, the futility of my restorative efforts quickly loomed. Left with few choices, I've decided to share some of the near-irretrievable stories, hoping to preserve a portion of my more treasured yarns. Ok, so you might have guessed that I like to try to write.... "try" being the key word. Join me as I seek to hone the tip of my restless quill.

Name:
Bill ClinTEN
Sex:
Male 
Age:
38
Sign:
Sagittarius
Relationship Status:
Single
Orientation:
Bi-curious
Location:
Here, Washington, United States
Interests:
Writing, Weed, Woodworking, Watching ;), Winning (not the Charlie Sheen kind) That's all for the W's I like sports, golf in particular. TV/Movies etc., etc..
Favorite Books:
Fuck books!
Favorite Authors:
And authors! LOL, just kidding
Favorite Movies:
Banned Movies
Favorite Music:
All kinds.... Mozart to Method Man
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Date Joined:
14 Aug 2011
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Forum Posts:
6
Stories:
2
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Topic: Younger women
Posted: 21 Aug 2011 00:17

I sometimes wonder if being attracted to younger girls is like being addicted to crack. Always chasing that 1st crack-hit (so i've heard). Those initial experiences with sex are often seared into memory, serving as a yardstick for future interactions. (ie. 1st blow job, etc.) Just postulating here. I admit recalling similar memories with great fondness ;)

WHAT?

My thoughts exactly. I had trouble condensing my theory into coherency when posting that. I must've been baked.

What I should have said was.... I imagine every guy's 1st piece of tail would be pretty hard to forget. It might even stand out . Since most of us were young ourselves for such an occurrence, it stands to reason the girl was as well. --Following the bread crumbs ok yet? I know, it's tough--
Thusly, it could very well be that this experience... set-the-bar , if you will. --ooh a piece of candy--
Maybe that bar was never reset by a better piece of ass. --ooh a piece of candy--
This sub-theory can be thought of in a metaphorical sense, comparing it to a similar phenomena/occurrence, say..... smoking crack. --ooh a piece of candy--
Now I've heard an actual crack head describe their addiction like this "I keep trying to get that first hit again" which makes sense I guess. --pull string--
You should be standing on the "X", I mean making a fairly obvious comparison. --spring trap--
Now that you're in the box, do you get it Mr. Woods? -he he-
Fu%k, now my buzz is goneNutbag

Topic: Embarrassing Erections
Posted: 18 Aug 2011 11:00

At a Wet & Wild (water park), so many scantily-clad girls running & bouncing & adjusting themselves after various activities. I felt like a perv, but concealed my shame with a well placed towel. Had a serious case of blue-balls by the end of that day :o

Topic: Younger women
Posted: 18 Aug 2011 10:45

I sometimes wonder if being attracted to younger girls is like being addicted to crack. Always chasing that 1st crack-hit (so i've heard). Those initial experiences with sex are often seared into memory, serving as a yardstick for future interactions. (ie. 1st blow job, etc.) Just postulating here. I admit recalling similar memories with great fondness ;)

Topic: Would you date a Porn star?
Posted: 18 Aug 2011 10:24

Sure, as long as it was Eva Mendez
I remember seeing her in a career-launching sex scene.

Topic: Boxers or Briefs?
Posted: 18 Aug 2011 10:10

Boxer-briefs, for the simple fact that they're comfortable. And my last two girlfriends both preferred them over plain boxers. I left my briefs back in high school lol

Topic: Cumming on a woman...?
Posted: 18 Aug 2011 09:56

Love watching my load surge across her slightly-parted lips, as if she's unsure about whether or not she should permit further entry. There's something a bit innocent/unexperienced about this particular placement that symbolizes a moment of discovery. Quite thrilling raelly :)

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Stories Published By TrouserSnake
Tackling an age old question

Tackling the age old question... are two heads better than one? I remember some years back, I was about 25-26 tears old and working my ass off building homes. The constant back pain was always on my mind and consequently a part of several conversations I had trying to find relief. I tried massage, heating pads and enough liniments to stock a pharmacy shelf, with little success. Then one...

Added 20 Aug 2011 | Category Bisexual | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 11,813 | 2 Comments

How many licks does it take to...

It was summer 1998 and my girlfriend Kate and I were arriving at the Gorge at George for a weekend of rock. We'd been a few times before and always had a blast. This occasion would prove the most memorable by far. We decided to skip the first couple bands and took the opportunity to set up the tent next to our microbus. The camp area was filling up fast and we didn't want to worry about it...

Added 17 Aug 2011 | Category Exhibitionism | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.44 | Views 6,466 | 5 Comments

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