Forum posts made by wellmademale

Topic Lush's Security Certificate Error
Posted 30 Jul 2015 06:56

Excellent catch & save, Gav. Thanks much.

Topic Cops Out of Control.
Posted 30 Jul 2015 06:54

Articulate former police officer speaks out, 11 years on the Baltimore 'force'. Talks about the institutional racism prevalent in society & in the law enforcement community. Worth a listen -

https://www.youtube.com/embed/Ndg-JGmYryA

Topic Cops Out of Control.
Posted 30 Jul 2015 01:10

Outrageous and hard to watch.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/tMoTfLykVcA

Topic Every once in a while
Posted 28 Jul 2015 19:37

Like a boss...

Topic Steak
Posted 28 Jul 2015 17:35

Medium well

http://www.echelberry.org/Recipes-Main/recipe-images/steak-temperatures.jpg

Topic Cops Out of Control.
Posted 27 Jul 2015 19:10



SKY? Cheap... And you pluralized X chromosome so that would suggest you meant two X's... You're too stupid to even know when you're right.

So disappointing.

As if you knew what plural meant.

I bet, in real life - most people, meaning 95% of those who graduated with a HS diploma...would be asking you to repeat what you just said...after you just said, whatever in the fuck you just said.

Why? Cuz when you type, you're a halfway illiterate motherfucker, and when you speak, you're probably a full time, 100% illiterate motherfucker.

You couldn't spell chromosome if you didn't rely upon Google spell check. And most of the time you don't rely on spell check on your stories, at all.

How do I know this?

Experience reading your submitted crap. How you ever got granted any kind of Lush award is beyond me...you spell and type like a fucking retard who graduated 4th grade and flunked 5th grade over the word - gradueighted.

Topic Have you fucked or been fucked at Work or on the premise at Work?
Posted 27 Jul 2015 19:00

People who fuck...at their workplace are typically those people who end up on VINES or youtube. And then, suing later for imagined damages....

Topic Cops Out of Control.
Posted 27 Jul 2015 18:54



Men have X chromosomes. Just sayin'.

That's what I always thought, but I'm gonna blame the SKY vodka and admittedly - drunken reading.

http://ghr.nlm.nih.gov/chromosome/Y

Point still stands Jackson. I prefer womenz...

Topic Cops Out of Control.
Posted 27 Jul 2015 18:32



I like when you have a little pep in your step. You get all fired up. All passionate .

Once more for emphasis... I am attracted to women. Females. Those who own the X chromosomes. Thank you for your interest, but I shall refrain.

Topic Cops Out of Control.
Posted 27 Jul 2015 18:26



I am well aware what the topic is. However, I am able to simultaneously remain active in the thread & know what it's about. I don't have a proverbial dog in the fight, so if people wish to discuss cops acting improperly, I'm fine with being a part of it. However, many posts here have expressed the idea that is the majority of them (if not all), & we all know that is simply not the case.

I don't have a gaze at any dogs, or defense of the defenseless, so I don't know what you're referring to there... Last on that list, FYI, is that I have no clue Andy Griffin is. (Maybe a rarely-seen Uncle on "Family Guy"?! When did that show get in this thread/topic?!)

a) You do not have a dog in the fight. Proverbially or otherwise.

b) You don't really know what the fight concerns. Proverbially or otherwise (it's a dictionary, Jack - use it)

c) You are well practiced at talking shit...both talking it -- and typing it.

d) I have no fucking idea what you just attempted to mutter, and neither do 99.9% of the other thinking readers of this thread. Google Andy Griffith or Andy Griffin or Andy Griff - gawdamnit! Just use Google for fucks sakes. LMFAO

In this particular case, you should merely stare forlornly at your dog...

Topic Cops Out of Control.
Posted 27 Jul 2015 15:58



Would be if there was one. People in this thread have been commenting on the good & bad ones in the occupation, as well as generalizing about which most/all of them are.

The topic is Cops Out Of Control. That alone does not even generalize. It's fairly specific. Out of Control does not imply a law enforcement officer who is acting like Andy Griffin - but more like fucking assholes who shot up Serpico.

Come'on man... get with the program.

Either recognize what we're espousing in this thread and join in - or admit that you or someone you care about is actively involved in (and gets paid by) law enforcement activities and thus you have an ox that is being gored and you're trying, vainly - to uphold their undeserved honor.

Blind hero worship is not what this thread is about. We're not rocking the good cops, but the bad ones...those who couldn't police lice control in their own pubic regions, let alone at a junior high school football game in the boondocks.

You, with your forlorn gaze at your dog is creepy enough...but you, and THAT, and your defense of the defenseless is as weird as toe lickers who prefer chipolte over cheesy guacamole sauce smeared upon the small toe.

Topic Cops Out of Control.
Posted 26 Jul 2015 20:47



The ones that are doing their jobs correctly are proving in doing so they understand what their jobs entail. This is no reason for any "John Public" to be writing/feeling negatively about them, or acting/thinking against them.

This John isn't commenting on the law enforcement officers who are doing very well in a profession they've chosen. A profession where many are granted hero status for doing things which are part of the job description.

We're blasting and railing those who are incompetent at best, malicious at worst.

You're not really following along the theme of this thread are you?

Topic When's this fucker gonna cave and 'fess up?
Posted 26 Jul 2015 20:42

http://www.vox.com/2015/7/26/9044867/bill-cosby-new-york-magazine


https://upload.lushstories.com/1034962016-remarkable.JPG

Topic Cops Out of Control.
Posted 26 Jul 2015 18:35



I thought it was the pepper spray. His whole head seems to be covered with it. Could be wrong though.

Upon further reading of associated articles, I learned that one of the morons (who resigned recently from the department) fired his taser and one of the prongs hit the side of the car, while the other prong hit the driver in his face.

That officer - Shawn Jurgens then had the audacity to blame the taser miss on the driver who he claimed was moving around wildly inside the vehicle as he was trying to aim and fire. (which we see in the video - did not happen that way at all).

These stupid bastards must forget that the camera sees everything - everything they apparently cannot see.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2015/05/24/watch_a_police_officer_taser_pepper_spray_a_man_who_is_suffering_a_massive.html

If a person is having a stroke, often one side of their body (usually the left side) becomes temporarily to permanently paralyzed. They aren't going to be able to speak, they might not even be able to understand what's being said to them. They aren't going to be able to move very well either, unless they are convulsing involuntarily.

All of the officers who engaged this person need to be reprimanded at the very least and removed from the streets. They are not fit to police jackshit.

Topic Cops Out of Control.
Posted 26 Jul 2015 01:31


after watching it, an individual involved in a hit accident refuses to cooperate with law enforcement on scene. He refuses to show his hands. Police are killed not by eyeballs but what is in your hands. (gun) Color had nothing to do with this situation and playing the race card doesn't help . This could have been avoided if the person just did what was lawfully requested.

There are instances where cops are definitely wrong, I think however, here you are painting all police with the same brush.

comments like ( Or is sitting through one season of Reno 911 all it takes to get a badge?) are counter productive and just indicate ignorance and prejudicial thoughts /behavior.

You're seeing something else in that video which neither I nor any other rational human being is seeing. To me, the driver looks:

A) incapacitated, possibly due to medical emergency - stroke or cardiac arrest.

B) incapacitated, possibly due to inebriation or drug ingestion.

C) afraid to move at all due to three or four police officers pointing their handguns at him and immediately barking conflicting demands and orders.

It's not as if the police had to chase this guy for even 100 yards in hot pursuit. He'd had an accident and was stopped. Squad cars had surrounded him.

It wasn't known if he was driving on a revoked license at this point - since his identity had not even been established.

This was over the top law enforcement behavior, typically seen when a bunch of caucasian officers are freaking out over a BIG BLACK man.

But no, you see something entirely different than 90% of the rest of us and those who commented on the videos on youtube.

Topic Cops Out of Control.
Posted 24 Jul 2015 13:24

Wow

WOW, indeed. Law Enforcement officers in Virginia are scumbag terrorists, too.

Don't get 'caught' having a medical emergency in public by these police officers, they are more likely to taze you, pepper spray you - or light you up...before offering to assist you. Especially - if you're a person of color.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/2vONyW5Q2zU

Notice at the 3:30 mark...these fucking morons even run over the person's foot with his own vehicle...after they've done everything but shoot him.

Topic Cops Out of Control.
Posted 23 Jul 2015 11:30

Goes to show you that this truly is a country rooted in White Supremacy.

Yes, yes it is. And Texas is the absolute last state anyone of color or with a unique name should be eyeballed by a law enforcement officer.

Sandra Bland & the Texas Highway Patrol Sandra Bland died in her jail cell three days later, Texas officials claim that Bland committed suicide in the jail over a traffic stop.

The traffic violation which instigated this entire sordid assault occurs at the 1:55 point in this video below. This is how these corksuckers operate. Noticing that she is driving an out of state tagged vehicle is reason enough for her to come under suspicion.

He's just allowed a speeder through a 20 mph zone to drive off with a mere warning and he pulls over someone who has moved over one lane to the right - without signalling and is not weaving or speeding or otherwise reckless driving.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/URAZ3umt7v0

Topic Unexpected sex
Posted 13 Jul 2015 20:14

You work too hard to flatter yourself, Jack. You're not worth quoting, most of the time.

Frankly, I can't remember an instance where you've muttered anything memorable.

Legend in your own mind should've been your moniker instead of Wild At Heart or WildChild or whatever you've called yourself.

Many think you're a rabble rousing simpleton. I don't even give you that much credit anymore. Nutbag

You are a donkey puncher, exactly what you advertised yourself as when first you came onto the site.

Topic Unexpected sex
Posted 13 Jul 2015 12:40

Nobody ever reads anything here, what was I thinking.

Ironically - you probably read the damned thing three times more often than anyone else ever will - as you tried to find something to make fun of.

shit-head boob? Are you really 12 years old? Nutbag

Topic Unexpected sex
Posted 12 Jul 2015 21:18

I drove over and arrived at Dard & Sammi's house around 1:30pm for a 2pm afternoon appointment, on a July Thursday.

I shouldn't say Dard as I didn't and would never know Dave Van Dardsdale well enough to address him by his nickname. I also didn't know Samantha well enough to call her Sammi either, but I kind of wanted to know her better.

I knew both of them as the married friends of my good friend's girlfriend. I'd known my good friend (his name was also Dave) about six years at that point, he'd only been with his girlfriend for about a year. All that I had in common with her and her friends was that we all liked to snort cocaine. Copiously.

The reason I was showing up was because I was supposed to meet Dave and Sam and give them a bid on a home satellite entertainment system... the dish, the electronics included as well as package it all with one of those huge Mitsubishi 50 inch television sets. Yeap, it was the late 1980s.

I ring the doorbell and Sam opens it up, invites me in and as I come sauntering into their living room area - she announces that Dave has gotten hung up at his place of work but that I could make myself comfortable and she'd be right with me, Dave was expected home at any moment.

I'm eyeballing their living room as it's the first time I'd ever been over to their place and I hear their home phone, ring three times and then go silent. This is before the days of common cellular service. I assumed she answered the phone and continued to survey the furniture situation trying to picture where a large big screen television set might best sit in the room.

Five or so minutes later Sam comes out into her living room and she's wearing the skimpiest G-string thong bikini I had ever seen outside of a Florida or California beach. I was in Eastern Kansas at the time.

She's carrying a pair of Corona's and asks me if I would like a slice of lime for mine...and when I say sure, she pulls an eighth of a slice out from between her cleavage and jams it into the top of the bottle. I said, as I reached for the bottle, "That's not gonna fit, Sam."

She used the palm of her hand and mashed it down into the brew and said, "Sometimes you just have to jam it in, Jeff."

I felt my shorts growing a bit tighter.

"Dard's not gonna be coming home til about 6pm. I told him that you had not showed up yet and that we'd just have to reschedule everything for later, perhaps Saturday?"

"You told him I hadn't showed up?"

"That's right, you have a problem with that?"

"I have no problem with that at all, Sammi...you wanna hear about the satellite system while we drink beer or..."

"I have something else in mind," she said as she adjusted her bikini top and arched her back while checking her reflection out in the glass from an existing entertainment center nearby.

With her hands on her hips and her shoulders thrown back and her C cup breasts pointing at me in full high beam status, Sam proclaimed, "How about I give you that blow job I know you've been wanting ever since we first met...then you fuck the hell out of me and leave?"

"You know for a fact that your husband isn't coming home for the next several hours at least?"

"I wouldn't shit you, you're my favorite turd...Now sit down and lean back."

I'm a good team player and I can follow orders pretty well, so I sat my bottle of glistening wet Corona atop a coaster on the coffee table in front of their sofa and I leaned back. I was already at full sail.

Sammi removed her top as she moved towards me, her nearly perfectly tanned tits barely giving in to gravity when all support was released. I seem to remember a dollop of pre-cum gushing from my cockhead as I watched her walking towards me.

She sat on a cushion next to me and expertly unzippered my shorts and had my pulsing cock halfway into her mouth before I could even inhale a full breath. I thought about her 'lean back' command, yet I could not resist sliding the fingers of my right hand down and in-between her two sexy ass cheeks.

Sam was really getting into some noisy and wet deep throat action, and I was fingering the very outside of her extremely moist cunt...when the front door opened...and Dard stepped into their house...and from where he stood about thirty five feet away, he could easily see his wife's bare shoulders and ash blonde head of hair, and the expression on my face.

I was not invited back the following Saturday to make any sort of sales presentation.



Topic Mesmerizing GIFs
Posted 08 Jul 2015 21:28

http://sokek.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/yanet-garcia-sokek-9.gif

Topic WTF?
Posted 08 Jul 2015 11:54

http://pic100.picturetrail.com/VOL637/2498345/22431097/408024501.jpg

Topic When's this fucker gonna cave and 'fess up?
Posted 07 Jul 2015 09:53

She's just going to defend Coz' reputation to the grave, isn't she?

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/whoopi-goldberg-refuses-to-condemn-cosby-after-new-evidence-emerges/

If it looks like a duck...


https://upload.lushstories.com/658223956-LookingLikeADuck.JPG

Topic When's this fucker gonna cave and 'fess up?
Posted 06 Jul 2015 22:25

He hasn't caved in yet...but now the evidence is swamping him.

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/6d90b1f473f147ed9f0048f9e9ac2287/apnewsbreak-cosby-said-he-got-drugs-give-women-sex


https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/1329297766401072675.jpg


http://defamer.gawker.com/report-bill-cosby-admitted-getting-qualludes-to-drug-w-1716082490

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 03 Jul 2015 17:44

https://upload.lushstories.com/1022715347-Charged.jpg

Topic WTF?
Posted 02 Jul 2015 15:40

WTF, indeed... Norway, giving Japan a run for their money.
https://www.youtube.com/embed/LtlJEvHmO0o

Topic Computer Building Help
Posted 01 Jul 2015 17:45

For parts, yes. I plan to buy as many of the parts on Amazon.

https://pcpartpicker.com/

Hit the forums, read up, ask questions of the tech heads at those forums...decide if you wish to build Intel or AMD and how future-proof you wish to proceed, etc... Building your own PC can be fun, especially if you're not afraid of getting your hands & brain involved & learning how everything works together. You can either save a good bit of money (or read up and learn a great deal before purchasing anything - to give your $800 the buying power of a $2000 pre-built 'brand-name' unit).

http://www.techpowerup.com/forums/

Good product reviews for exactly what you're seeking.
http://www.guru3d.com/

A lot of these guys over-build their personal computers (think high performance auto mechanics), great forum to glean info from.
http://www.overclock.net/

Don't go cheap on a power supply - it's where your build should start 'from'.
http://www.jonnyguru.com/

Compare, compare & compare some more.
http://www.cpu-world.com/CPUs/CPU.html
http://cpuboss.com/
http://gpuboss.com/

Topic GAME OF THRONES
Posted 01 Jul 2015 09:56

Jon Snow is the bastard son of the deceased Prince Rhaegar Targaryen & Lyanna Stark...still not quite sure of the lines of succession in this universe, but he is Daenerys' nephew and the Targaryen's were quite ( word banned from use @ Lush ) in the past.

Thoros was adept at reviving Beric Dondarrion more than a few times and since Melisandre is also a Red Priestess & adherent of the Lord of Light and she is back at Castle Black...

Jon Snow may be dead...and would his reincarnated self not be Jon Snow - but something less? Since he officially died as the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch - this would free his reanimated lesser self to vacate The Wall & join his Aunt (or do anything else he and the Red Priestess desired to accomplish).

I would say that Jon Snow did indeed, kill the boy, at last.

Topic Political Correctness
Posted 29 Jun 2015 11:01

Karma. Is good.

When a bunch of fucktards in a parade in Georgia with confederate flags is endorsed with police escort.

Sometimes the 1st Amendment comes in handy.

Topic Political Correctness
Posted 27 Jun 2015 16:34

http://gawker.com/cnn-mistakes-isis-style-dildo-flag-at-pride-parade-for-1714409153 Nutbag


https://upload.lushstories.com/509002229-CNNTards.JPG