About Whiphand


I'm six foot tall, 170 pounds and reasonably fit. Don't smoke (gave up many many years ago!), like a pint of beer or glass of wine but not to excess (well not too often anyway!). I possess a vivid imagination, that I try to put down into words when time permits. I love sex in most of it's variations, and I particularly love giving oral (ladies you taste so good!), and spanking women turns me on big time, all of my girlfriends past and present have all been willing participants, I have never forced anyone. My spanking sessions always give pleasure to my lady, and I need to see her cum several times before I do my stuff; watching her squirm into orgasm is a big, big turn-on!

Kevin East
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Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Sex and my Harley (not necessarily in that order either lol). Love the sunbshine so I try for loads of it in the summer - one of the advantages of being self-employed.
Favorite Books:
Fantasy books are my scene; not just the obvious Lord of the Rings, but my faves include Ursula LeGuin's Earthsea trilogy, Julian May's Many-coloured Land, and of course John Norman's Gor series. I love any good spy action/thriller too.
Favorite Authors:
Too many to mention
Favorite Movies:
Shawshank Redemption, True Lies, Lord of the Rings.
Favorite Music:
Very wide tastes!! Rule out opera, and hip-hop stuff; everything else is included on my ipod from Sinatra's 'New York New York' to Deep Purple's 'Smoke on the Water'


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Topic: What's your Top 3 Christmas Songs?
Posted: 05 Dec 2009 08:35

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Party Time is here again & all the old Christmas tunes are being dusted down!

Personally I love this time of year, and though there a load of naff songs, there are some that really get me in the festive mood, so I'm wondering what you lusty lot out there think?

My Top Three (in order):

1. Greg Lake - I Believe In Father Christmas

2. Slade - Merry Christmas Everybody

3. Bing Crosby - White Cristmas

Cheers and Seasons Greetings to you all

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Topic: A December Ditty
Posted: 02 Dec 2009 03:16

The month of December brings Santa out,
“Just a cynical retail ploy” some shout.
And so it might seem in these times of greed,
Why must people fight for more than they need?

The baby Jesus came here to save all,
And yet here we are, the world in free-fall!
So try not to forget the reasons why,
He came to this earth, on a cross to die.

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Topic: Incest
Posted: 29 Nov 2009 02:25

Two gypsies (red-necks) get married and on their wedding night she says,

"I've never had sex before, please be gentle."

At this revelation the groom dashes outside and telephones his father.

"She's a virgin Dad, what shall I do?"

Dad replies, "Come home this instant son. If she's not good enough for her own family, she's not good enough for you!"

Topic: Dreaming....
Posted: 29 Nov 2009 02:15

Thank you, a great start to my day!

Topic: Flesch-Kincaid Readabilty Index Calculator
Posted: 29 Nov 2009 02:10

Its great fun (and of course a learning tool) to put writing through then alter it and re-try! Or try putting the whole story up first and then compare with shorter sections to find the 'weakest link'

Topic: Flesch-Kincaid Readabilty Index Calculator
Posted: 26 Nov 2009 03:57

Having published my first story and taken on board some constructive criticism I started googling to see what I could learn about story writing!

I came across the Flesch-Kincaid Readability Index Calculator which looks good and might interest others!

Copy and paste your story, paragraph, etc. into the calculator and it gives you two readings.

The Flesch-Kincaid Reading Ease score indicates how easy a text is to read. A high score implies an easy text. In comparison comics typically score around 90 while legalese can get a score below 10.

The Flesch-Kincaid Grade level indicates the grade a person will have to have reached to be able to understand the text. E.g. a grade level of 7 means that a seventh grader will be able to understand the text.

Here's the link,


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Topic: Writer's Groups and Organizations
Posted: 26 Nov 2009 01:36

Tried this link a couple of times now with no luck! Can anyone confirm that it's just me or has it moved? If the latter, where to please!!

Topic: Re-submitting a rejection
Posted: 25 Nov 2009 08:14

Hi - Can someone give me the answer to two questions relating to re-submitting a rejected story please?

1) Should I be able to see in my profile somewhere that I have submitted the story?

2) How long does it take to be re-assessed?

Thanks in advance peeps!

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Topic: Word association game
Posted: 16 Nov 2009 05:44


Topic: If you click on this thread, you have to post
Posted: 13 Nov 2009 08:24

Oops I'm supposed 2b concentrating on my work - not easy with Ali's outfit! <img src="/images/emoticons/coffee.gif" alt="coffee">

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Tattoo Ted Teaches Two Teasing Teen Temptresses

 The last two years had been building up to this moment; Tamsin had never stopped nagging us about having a tattoo! Of course I’d be the ultimate hypocrite if I said no, after all I’m a tattoo artist by trade, but as responsible adults her mum and I had steadfastly refused all her pleas and entreaties. “When you’re seventeen and old enough to make such a decision, if you still want one,...

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I caught myself gawping at him, and snapped my mouth shut. Never in my twenty three years had I ever met a guy like him: he ticked all the right boxes, every damn one of them. The second that I walked into his office I had fallen under his spell; my heart had double-timed, my legs turned to jelly, and a hot flush had scorched my whole body. From the top of his neatly groomed head to the tips...

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Did she really have a lot of choice now she wondered?   For the best part of an hour Tania had been interviewing for a bar job that she desperately needed to clear a backlog of debts. She had never waitressed before and had had to plead her case to be interviewed for this ‘experience preferred’ position. She had confidently told the bar owner that she was ‘a natural’ and would...

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