Now wait. Stop right there. I mean it!!! Stop!!! If you are here to glean some insight as to who I am? Please! Please!!! Step right on in!!! Do you have your ticket? For those of you who want to add me willy nilly to your friend list? In the words of someone, somewhere in a movie, you must first get three questions. Find the questions in the Monty Python movie "The Holy Grail". But do not ask... do you swallow? Cause then I'd just bop you on the head.
Not following any authors
LOL well we can forgive you. Then I will hope to give you at least 3 or 4 mind blowing orgasms Just three or four??? Have you lost your touch??? LOL!!!!
Yes I have where in the hell have you been. Then I would.... I have been haunting your dreams of course!!!!!!!
1) once or twice per week2) six days ago3) With her on top of me4) Just about right *woman suddenly falls for this Panther chap... mmmm... Morpheus....
*runs into the room stomping her feet... NO NO NO!!!!Now I have this song stuck in my noggin and it never goes away!!!!! *boogies and sings let's talk about sex babe-y let's talk about you and me.... oh la la!!! sex convo!!!! 1) Not near as often as I'd like2) Had what? My sanity? Never. Had sex? I decline from answering that question seeing as I am not an American I cannot plead the fifth. Although I wish I were cause then that would just be neat to be able to walk abouts saying, I plead the fifth!!! 3) Ummmm... I am a slut. I like them all. 4) I refer you to my earlier answer above.
LOL!!! I got my threads mixed up!!! But I'd still say... did you miss me? then hump you silly.
I'd just whisper and ask... did you miss me?
To answer your questions... Yuppers. Teacher. Often as possible. Been there done that, got the toys and wrote the stories. Have you? Tisk tisk tisk... trying to get the info without sharing the info....
I'm old enough to be your grandmother!!!!! If we lived in a very oldfashioned time that is.
Give MericanNight a wedgie.
ME! I am an uber handsome MAN!!!!! *looks down... crap. I knew I forgot to buy something while I was at the hospital!!!! I forgot my penis at the chemists!!!!!!
“You do know I have to get my arse out the door to work?” I said while laughing into the camera of my computer. He looks at me and smirks, while I jump off my bed and reach for my clothes on the edge of the bed. “So. I want to watch you get dressed. You can get ready and still talk. And I get a show.” Again laughing at him, knowing he still had plans to get me back for all the countless...
Added 13 Mar 2011 | Category Voyeur
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I dare you… turn on your cam. Looking at myself one last time in the mirror before setting down my phone. Nervous. That text message now out. He had called me a slut this morning, and tonight? I wanted to show him just how much of a slut I could be. I had on a red lacy demi cup push up bra with just a low cut white tank top over it and a pair of black lacy knickers, more of a thong than...
Added 29 Jan 2011 | Category Masturbation
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I wake with my pussy drenched. My fingernail lightly dragging over the lips of my mound. My bedroom bathed in an eerie green neon light from the building across the street from my apartment. The frost on the window catching all the lights, making intricate patterns that my mind cannot make out. I’ve other things on my mind this morning than light patterns. A rouge finger slips between...
Added 09 Jan 2011 | Category Exhibitionism
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Smartballs. The things of legends. A tight poonani is a happy poonani. Or a happy man. A happy someone!!! Who cares!! Tell me you aren’t saying that line out loud while at work. Wait a moment, who am I kidding!!! I hope to hell you are! Well lets go back a few days shall we? I was getting ready for work the other morning when I discovered there was a friend online. For some...
Added 07 Nov 2010 | Category Masturbation
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I am not a novice when it comes to masturbation, I’d actually be very embarrassed to share with you exactly how long I’ve been tickling my own fancy. Yup. Even when there is someone occupying my bed for a time, I find that I still masturbate for various reasons. Proud accomplishments? I’ve discovered that if my mind is properly stimulated, I can orgasm in just under five minutes. I timed it...
Added 09 Oct 2010 | Category Exhibitionism
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Chapter One They say that university is the place you go to discover who you are. To experiment with life to see what you like, what you don’t, your tastes, your desires, what you have a flair for or just an inclination for. Well, let me tell you. Experimenting? I thought I'd been there, tried that; got the proverbial t-shirt. I did the drug thing and discovered it just wasn't my thing....
Added 08 Oct 2010 | Category Bisexual
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She pulls back hard on her cigarette, the smoky tendrils gently fill her lungs. Her cheeks pull in while her full red lips pucker around the soft orange of the filter. Her nostrils flare, her eyes close. Pure bliss washes over her face as she sucks back the nicotine of her first smoke that day. Her index and middle fingers holding that precious stick. Her chest heaves while she inhales,...
Added 07 Jun 2010 | Category BDSM
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To You; thank you… for everything…. me Sittingthere at her desk, her long auburn hair flowing over her shoulders. Her hand holding up her head, her green eyes glaze over behind the brown metal frame of her glasses. Her chest heaving when she sighs. In her right hand, her red marking pen falls to the desk, breaking the silence of her class. Her full red lips curl into a knowing smile as...
Added 26 Feb 2010 | Category Masturbation
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I walk into the barn, tired. My Sunday best, feeling confining in the humidity of a hot August heat. Beads of sweat collect on my forehead and between my breasts under my cool cotton blouse. I walk in feeling the stillness and the calmness of the barn overwash me and smile, remembering the night before. And Henry. My body tingles at just the tiniest thought of him and our actions of the...
Added 20 Dec 2009 | Category Straight Sex
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I walk into the bar, and I know people see me. Tallest woman here, I know I'm seen. Seeing my friends waving, I waltz on over. Greetings are exchanged, flaky as usual. I drop my coat and purse and head towards the bar. Ordering five tequilas and knocking them back flat, order a tumbler of bourbon, kiss the bartender in thanks, pay and head back to the girls. The music is playing. I start...
Added 14 Dec 2009 | Category Straight Sex
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