Forum posts made by a40funfitguy

Topic Describe yourself in one word
Posted 24 Oct 2015 14:05


Topic Semen Swallowing
Posted 19 Oct 2015 03:17

Never had mine swallowed... never received oral (yes I really am a BJ virgin, makes me mad that no-one believes me!), only given oral with nothing in return. Wife so vanilla... how I really wish....

Topic Have you straight guys ever watched gay porn or read gay erotica?
Posted 11 Mar 2015 15:20

Ermmmm... oh yes! Seeing 'end results' always a turn on...

Topic Shaving of the male pubis
Posted 05 Mar 2015 12:07

I already closely trim, but would happily go the whole way if it meant someone would like doing that for me!

Topic What's Your Current Mood.
Posted 05 Mar 2015 05:13

Frustrated... very...

Topic Would you buy your girlfriend/wife a sex toy?
Posted 05 Mar 2015 05:12

No point... she does not ever masturbate, has mega vanilla limits, rarely makes me cum, has no interest in up close fun.... that's why I'm on Lush!

Topic what do you do when she doesnt give head but you really like it?
Posted 15 Jan 2015 14:23

Got to smile at this question! I can't say I even like having head as I've never had a bj. I ache for the experience, but resigned that it won't happen at home. You can't make someone like to do it....

Topic snowballing or cum kissing
Posted 14 Jan 2015 15:08

I'd love to...

Topic How do you handle not having sex for a long time?
Posted 14 Jan 2015 15:03

You're asking that on this site!? Erm... start with the stories, move onto chat, play with friends, keep one hand free Embarassed ;)

Topic Your ideal partner in two words
Posted 11 Jan 2015 11:57

Orally ravenous!

Topic Story behind your avatar
Posted 28 Dec 2014 12:50

A v tricky selfie to take! And I'm married and a bit shy but the best friendships come (whichever way you want to spell that word!) with some honesty...

Topic masterbating in your car!
Posted 20 Dec 2014 07:19

Definitely erotic and a horny thing to do!

Topic Do you guys actually like going down on girls?
Posted 20 Dec 2014 06:48

Such an erotic and enjoyable feeling being between legs and slowly paying full attention with my tongue... only wish I had same attention in return. BJ virgin and hence why I find fun on sites like Lush...

Topic Free GOLD memberships x 3 - a really difficult competition.
Posted 28 Nov 2014 15:19

184 please, but looks like all of them may have gone... did you specify whole numbers only!? :P All the good combos taken.. 69, I can only dream... 2-4-1 sounds fun but I'd settle for 1-2-1 ;)

Topic Do you masturbate daily?
Posted 03 Oct 2014 17:43

Not always daily but quite often... more fun with company though ;)

Topic Would you ever meet someone from Lush?
Posted 14 Jul 2014 08:46


Topic detailed masturbation survey
Posted 14 Jul 2014 01:49

Are you male or female? Male
How old are you? mid 40s
How many times a week do you masturbate? 4 or 5
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? Once

Where do you masturbate:
In bed? Yes
In the shower? Yes
In the bath? No
Outdoors? Have done!
At work? Oh yes :P
Every room in the house? Most
In a car while traveling... ? :S yes!

What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? No
A friend? Sometimes
A friend's spouse? Ditto
A stranger? Yes
A student? Yes
A member of the same sex? No unless just in physical get myself off play mode!
A past lover? No

What position do you play in:
On your back? Yes
Standing? Yes
Kneeling? Yes
Sitting? Yes
Lying on tummy? Not usually, something gets in way!

How do you play:
With left hand? Mainly
With right hand? A little for different sensation
With a toy? Tried various adapted household things!
With water from bath? No
Written erotica? Yes
Pictures? Yes
Movie clips online? Oh yes
Videos? no
Something on TV? Not usually.. too tame

What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman?
Gay or lesbian sex?
Group sex or orgies?
Blow jobs/oral sex? Erm can i have several faves!? This is def one of them as II'm still a bj virgin!
Cumshots? And this!
Age play?
Role playing?

Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? No
A chat room dialogue? Yes
Exchanged stories or pictures? Yes

Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? No but close calls a few times
Masturbated for a man/woman? Both online
Masturbated for the same sex? As above!
Masturbated in a group? No
Masturbated for a photo? Yes
Masturbated for a webcam? Yes
Masturbated for a video? Yes

Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? No
Insert something or play with your ass? Have tried lubed finger
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? Yes.. my precum coated fingers ;)
Use pain as a method of playing? No

For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? Yes, love it such a turn on
When was the last time you masturbated? Yesterday
Are you wet or hard now? Slightly
Are you going to masturbate now? Maybe!!
Are you a masturbation addict? No
What is the most you have played in one day? About 4

Topic Do you enjoy naughty chat?
Posted 29 Jun 2014 07:05

Of course... although not every time I come on, depends entirely on the mood and the company ;) Mutual fun is always better than solo though :P

Topic when did you masturbate last?
Posted 29 Jun 2014 06:36

Not recently enough! Always more fun with company, have been too busy working and not playing... Oh, and need to put some effort into finding some new Lush friends :)

Topic Have you ever cum in your pants?
Posted 07 Jan 2014 12:47

Have had erotic chats and rubbed off in my pants with wife in same room and not knowing! It added to the fun for me and the Lush friend who wanted to get me off knowing the situation!

Topic Do u have a sexuall Bucket List? Share 1 thought.
Posted 09 Oct 2013 11:26

OMG if the avatar is you the Chesihire set must be MAD. Get yourself to Manchester or Livepool. If only you were gay. Aaaahh!sad10

Lol, thank you for the comment - yes the avatar is me! Just haven't had much luck finding Liverpool, Manchester or local Lushies since being on here the last two years! That elusive BJ will happen sometime I hope :P

Topic Do u have a sexuall Bucket List? Share 1 thought.
Posted 06 Oct 2013 12:36

I didn't get a BJ to orgasm until I was well into my forties. I don't why I let it go that long. It is a wonderful sensation. Don't give up hope.

Thanks for the encouraging words :) I shall keep hoping! Maybe some local Lushie will sort me out for some mutual fun in return one day!??

Topic Do u have a sexuall Bucket List? Share 1 thought.
Posted 06 Oct 2013 12:13

Receive a BJ ! So many don't believe me when I say I haven't EVER had one... never got that far with first two gfs, then married someone who isn't interested at all - you don't always know these things when young and naive!

Topic Do you think Black Boxing is "Privating " with some on her on Lush?
Posted 24 Sep 2013 09:28

Yes it is private and you usually know when someone is BB ing several at once, as they are slow to respond! It is just a smaller box than the dedicated chat box option. Both are private by definition - no-one else but the two of you are reading what you say! Chat rooms are the only non-private place on Lush ;)

Topic If you COULD suck your own dick....?
Posted 15 Aug 2013 06:43

Most guys I guess would do it?! Maybe not all.. but for one who's never had a BJ I would love to be able to.. sadly can't:P

Topic Cumming on her face
Posted 15 Aug 2013 06:33

Well for a guy who's only ever cum in her or maybe on her tum, then for a female to want it on their face would be v erotic.. would love to do it for someone who wanted and liked it!

Topic Why do guys jack off?
Posted 15 Aug 2013 06:25

Can't believe that question was asked lol!! For fun, for release, for mutual play, to make up for lack at home.. the list is endless and quite individual I guess:)

Topic Why is squirting such a huge turn on for guys?
Posted 15 Aug 2013 06:22

Just so erotic.. the visual equivalent of a guy spurting;)

Topic Trouble eating my own cum! Help!
Posted 15 Aug 2013 06:12

Tasting own precum def adds to the horniness of the situation... as for swallowing own cum after.... prob yes if a gal wanted to see me do it;)