In support 0f our English 'cousins' across the pond...
If you're in the middle of a romp between the sheets and she doesn't look to be in the middle of an exorcism.........you're doing it wrong!!
Wine is cheaper than therapy!
And a lot more fun......
Unless you're boffing your therapist!
IN VINO VERITAS! - In wine there is truth! And I'm going to keep drinking until I find it!
I will spend much of today (11-23-13) reflecting on what happened at 1:28 PM. Sophomore English class. So much hope...shattered in an instant. May he rest in peace!
Should I write a letter to my Congressman?
Sure! Why not!
But, be aware that a Congressman has two ends
A sitting end
And a thinking end.
And since his personal success depends on him keeping his seat
Women who don't wear panties never get their knickers in a twist!
It has been said that you are what you eat. If that is true then I must be a pussy!
I have proof that GOD is a male!
If God was a female...
Sperm would taste like chocolate!
I've been told that a vegetarian is a vegan in training. That is not true! Avegetarian is a person who has never tasted bacon!
Is it my imagination or Does this look like cookie monster?
In erality it is a photo of Mercury!
OMG! Isn't that Sarah Palin?
I'm not afraid to die. What I am afraid of is: What if the gate to heaven doesn't look like this!
To all my lushie friends: On this, my one year anniversary (my how time flies!), and before my stories get too stale I think it's time to step back and leave the prose to those of you who have fresher perspectives. To all of you who read, rated, and commented: Thank you from the bottom of my heart! Nothing, and I do mean nothing, does the soul (and ego) more good than to hear praise from a reader! (My personal favorites having to do with making the ladies wet!)
Write On, Lushies!