alexandra_a's Blog Entries

24 Jun 2016 07:00

Just published!
'Only who is left', book I of the Inversion Chronicles, a sexy sci-fi novel, available on Amazon now!

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01HDXDSN2/ref=rdr_kindle_ext_tmb

02 Jan 2016 00:11

Happy New Year!

05 Dec 2015 06:23

'Measuring up' rather bombastically subtitled 'an indispensable compendium of eclectic erotica' is free this weekend on Amazon.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0176UX242

Yes, it is erotic. Funny in parts too. Disturbing in others. Happy and sad in almost equal measure. Hope you have the time. I'd love you to have a copy of you don't already have one xxx

29 Oct 2015 01:34

Thanks to all who downloaded 'Measuring up', my latest anthology of concise erotica. I sincerely hope you enjoy it xxx

28 Oct 2015 02:38

Hi!
As recompense to all my friends who had taken their precious time to read, comment and score on the stories I recently deleted, I have made the resulting book - Measuring up - free to download, for today only (Wednesday 28th October) till midnight Pacific time. Hope you can snaffle a freebie before it turns into a rather expensive pumpkin. It's here, with all my love and best wishes xxx

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0176UX242

28 Oct 2015 02:32

Hi!
As recompense to all my friends who had taken their precious time to read, comment and score on the stories I recently deleted, I have made the resulting book - Measuring up - free to download, for today only (Wednesday 28th October) till midnight Pacific time. Hope you can snaffle a freebie before it turns into a rather expensive pumpkin. It's here, with all my love and best wishes xxx

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0176UX242

26 Oct 2015 05:01

I'm in the process of compiling another short story anthology for publication and so - as Amazon rightly demands - have deleted the chosen stories from here. Thanks to those who took the time to comment and score on them, that wonderful and much-appreciated handful who regularly support me. If I could, I would hug and kiss you all... and would perhaps go even further. In fact, I will: I'll give you my erotic compilation 'Whatever happened to my teacher' free of charge, as a show of my eternal gratitude. It's today only, so don't delay xxx
http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00GW6936S

26 Oct 2015 03:08

I'm in the process of compiling another short story anthology for publication and so - as Amazon rightly demands - have deleted the chosen stories from here. Thanks to those who took the time to comment and score on them, that wonderful and much-appreciated handful who regularly support me. If I could, I would hug and kiss you all... and would perhaps go even further. Thanks again xxx

24 Oct 2015 00:09

Be careful what you say and who you say it to: they are listening.

27 Sep 2015 23:38

My new short story, 'Love, lies, and the apocalypse' awaits your luscious, heavy-lidded, incredulous rolling orbs.

It's ecological, eroticalogical, scatological, biblical, prophetical... Antarctical. And a whole lot more!

Hope you can spare the time for a stroll through the frozen wastes xxx Alexandra x

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/love-lies-and-the-apocalypse.aspx

25 Sep 2015 04:40

Free for 2 days only!
Whatever happened to my teacher?
Eight educational, erotical tales from the constantly erect and continually gushing pen of Alexandra Amalova.
Mop it up while it's fresh, hot and sticky!

http://www.amazon.com/Whatever-happened-teacher-Alexandra-Amalova-ebook/dp/B00GW6936S
https://www.lushstories.com/alexandra_a/images/17

21 Sep 2015 07:57

'Walt's worst nightmare'

The curious incident of a mouse in a theme park

13 Sep 2015 23:55

'The sound of one hand wanking'

1. An ultimately-uplifting erotic short story with more than a tinge of despair
2. Fifteen hundred words of wank-inducing wisdom
3. A depressing sordid story with very little to say about anything except that wanking is bad for you
3. A pile of shite

You decide

31 Aug 2015 02:24

Hey! Fancy a quickie? A greasy, tyre-squealy, adrenaline-fuelled naughty shorty? Then look no further. Climb aboard and take me for a piston-pumping spin:
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/baby-you-can-buy-my-car.aspx

23 Aug 2015 16:00

Searing heat and dexterous feet

A sexy short story set in a steamy sauna. Now if all that sibilant alliteration doesn't grab you, nothing will! Unless it's a full-on first-class foot-fetish that fettles you the finest...

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fetish/searing-heat-and-dexterous-feet.aspx

11 Aug 2015 11:25

Epilogue - the semi-satisfying ending to a semi-imaginary novel is available to read now! Go on, have a wank on me! Heaven knows you deserve it.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/epilogue.aspx

22 May 2015 03:34

She's here and she's gone

07 Apr 2015 15:07

'Tunnels, Tracks, and Trains,'

My competition entry is waiting to depart from Platform 1. Why not take a ride?

27 Jan 2015 16:42

'Universal Constance'
An erotic short story with a mathematical bent. Hope you have time to take a look xxx

09 Jan 2015 00:18

Read all four parts of the titanic (in that it sank without trace) 'Measuring up', a story set in the wonderfully inexact world of barrier contraception research. Read what the critics said.

Essential reading for all insomniacs': Sleepwalker's Weekly
'One can skim it without losing a thing': Frisbee Thrower's Fortnightly
'It almost made me want to wank', The Masturbator
'I could take it or leave it', Kleptomaniac's Monthly
'A barge pole is not long enough': Canal Boating Almanac



Measuring up: part 1 of four

06 Jan 2015 11:31

Part 3 of
Measuring up
live now
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/measuring-up-part-3-of-four.aspx

01 Jan 2015 13:22

Event of the year so far
!
'Measuring up', a new four part drama live now! Get your year off to a bang! Read part 1 today.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/measuring-up-part-1-of-4.aspx

30 Nov 2014 01:59

'The Big Bag of Sext Allsorts' is now available on Amazon and contains all of your favourites.

In its crinkly and unfortunately non-recyclable wrapping, you will find teeth-rotting erotica with the following unwholesome ingredients: genetically modified sci-fi; hydrogenated history; high-cholesterol drama; invert introspection; an unmeasurable quantity of quantum mechanics; crystallised psychosis; a sugar sprinkling of steam-less steampunk - plus an unspecified array of both natural and unnatural flavourings and colourings. Salt.

These morsels are strictly for adults only. Consume no more than one per hour, with an absolute maximum of five per day. Continual use may cause inflamed or over-active sex glands. Consult a doctor if such symptoms don't persist.

24 Nov 2014 15:38

Well, would you look at that! I'm number 1 on the top authors list (how the hell did that happen? Mostly no one reads my stuff) and I've just deleted all my stories in readiness for their publication in my eighth and latest anthology. The irony of it!

The book is called 'The Big Bag of Sexy Allsorts' and will be avsilable on Amazon in a few short hours.

24 Nov 2014 10:43

Well, would you look at that! I'm number 1 on the top authors list (how the hell did that happen? Mostly no one reads my stuff) and I've just deleted all my stories in readiness for their publication in my right and latest anthology. The irony of it!

The book is called 'The Bog Bag of Sexy Allsorts' and will be avsilable on Amazon in a few short hours.

20 Nov 2014 06:26

I posted a new story:

Caroline's secret

Hope you can find the time to take a look!
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/carolines-secret.aspx

07 Oct 2014 18:41

I had a poem rejected. Boo!
But I posted it in 'Poet's corner'. Hurrah!
The reasons for rejection were contentious! Boo!
But I won't let the buggers get me down! Hurrah!

It's called
Oh, soldier, soldier
The link is here if you'd like a look!

https://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postsm1860679_Oh-soldier-soldier--a-poem-thrice-scorned.aspx#1860679

02 Oct 2014 08:45

'The lift descending', my latest story, is now published. Please take a look and leave a comment if you feel so inclined xxx

14 Sep 2014 15:36

I wrote a poem.
It took an age
I stuck it here
On my homepage
It's topical
Political
Erotical
Allegorical
Its message is a little sad
And now I wish I never had

13 Sep 2014 00:27

I wrote a poem.
It took an age
I stuck it here
On my homepage
It's topical
Political
Erotical
Allegorical
Its message is a little sad
And I wish I never had