alexandra_a's Blog Entries

23 Aug 2015 16:00

Searing heat and dexterous feet

A sexy short story set in a steamy sauna. Now if all that sibilant alliteration doesn't grab you, nothing will! Unless it's a full-on first-class foot-fetish that fettles you the finest...

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fetish/searing-heat-and-dexterous-feet.aspx

11 Aug 2015 11:25

Epilogue - the semi-satisfying ending to a semi-imaginary novel is available to read now! Go on, have a wank on me! Heaven knows you deserve it.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/epilogue.aspx

22 May 2015 03:34

She's here and she's gone

07 Apr 2015 15:07

'Tunnels, Tracks, and Trains,'

My competition entry is waiting to depart from Platform 1. Why not take a ride?

27 Jan 2015 16:42

'Universal Constance'
An erotic short story with a mathematical bent. Hope you have time to take a look xxx

09 Jan 2015 00:18

Read all four parts of the titanic (in that it sank without trace) 'Measuring up', a story set in the wonderfully inexact world of barrier contraception research. Read what the critics said.

Essential reading for all insomniacs': Sleepwalker's Weekly
'One can skim it without losing a thing': Frisbee Thrower's Fortnightly
'It almost made me want to wank', The Masturbator
'I could take it or leave it', Kleptomaniac's Monthly
'A barge pole is not long enough': Canal Boating Almanac



Measuring up: part 1 of four

06 Jan 2015 11:31

Part 3 of
Measuring up
live now
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/measuring-up-part-3-of-four.aspx

01 Jan 2015 13:22

Event of the year so far
!
'Measuring up', a new four part drama live now! Get your year off to a bang! Read part 1 today.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/measuring-up-part-1-of-4.aspx

30 Nov 2014 01:59

'The Big Bag of Sext Allsorts' is now available on Amazon and contains all of your favourites.

In its crinkly and unfortunately non-recyclable wrapping, you will find teeth-rotting erotica with the following unwholesome ingredients: genetically modified sci-fi; hydrogenated history; high-cholesterol drama; invert introspection; an unmeasurable quantity of quantum mechanics; crystallised psychosis; a sugar sprinkling of steam-less steampunk - plus an unspecified array of both natural and unnatural flavourings and colourings. Salt.

These morsels are strictly for adults only. Consume no more than one per hour, with an absolute maximum of five per day. Continual use may cause inflamed or over-active sex glands. Consult a doctor if such symptoms don't persist.

24 Nov 2014 15:38

Well, would you look at that! I'm number 1 on the top authors list (how the hell did that happen? Mostly no one reads my stuff) and I've just deleted all my stories in readiness for their publication in my eighth and latest anthology. The irony of it!

The book is called 'The Big Bag of Sexy Allsorts' and will be avsilable on Amazon in a few short hours.

24 Nov 2014 10:43

Well, would you look at that! I'm number 1 on the top authors list (how the hell did that happen? Mostly no one reads my stuff) and I've just deleted all my stories in readiness for their publication in my right and latest anthology. The irony of it!

The book is called 'The Bog Bag of Sexy Allsorts' and will be avsilable on Amazon in a few short hours.

20 Nov 2014 06:26

I posted a new story:

Caroline's secret

Hope you can find the time to take a look!
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/carolines-secret.aspx

07 Oct 2014 18:41

I had a poem rejected. Boo!
But I posted it in 'Poet's corner'. Hurrah!
The reasons for rejection were contentious! Boo!
But I won't let the buggers get me down! Hurrah!

It's called
Oh, soldier, soldier
The link is here if you'd like a look!

https://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postsm1860679_Oh-soldier-soldier--a-poem-thrice-scorned.aspx#1860679

02 Oct 2014 08:45

'The lift descending', my latest story, is now published. Please take a look and leave a comment if you feel so inclined xxx

14 Sep 2014 15:36

I wrote a poem.
It took an age
I stuck it here
On my homepage
It's topical
Political
Erotical
Allegorical
Its message is a little sad
And now I wish I never had

13 Sep 2014 00:27

I wrote a poem.
It took an age
I stuck it here
On my homepage
It's topical
Political
Erotical
Allegorical
Its message is a little sad
And I wish I never had

08 Aug 2014 03:11

Oh! Oh! Oh! I have something exciting to tell you! Damn, it's gone.

Wait! Wait! It's... No, sorry, gone again...

In the meantime, why not read my latest little story, 'Ghosts of the rainforest'. It's here:

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/ghosts-of-the-rainforest.aspx

Ah! Yes! I've got it now. I remembered! It's... No, sorry, gone again...

04 Aug 2014 11:40

I am naked. I am prostrate. I am open. I am quiveringly, beautifully vulnerable and heavily lasciviously lubricated. Please don't walk away. Take me. Take me and value what I am offering. I give you myself. Myself, in all my unadulterated glory. You will grow to love me, despite this rather unusual, rather unconventional introduction. And I, in turn, may grow to love you too.

25 Jul 2014 02:44

I am naked. I am prostrate. I am open. I am quiveringly, beautifully vulnerable and heavily lasciviously lubricated. Please don't walk away. Take me. Take me and value what I am offering. I give you myself. Myself, in all my unadulterated glory. You will grow to love me, despite this rather unusual, rather unconventional introduction. And I, in turn, may grow to love you too.

I'm waiting, on Amazon, on Alexandra Amalova's page. And I'm free till Tuesday 29th July.

25 Jul 2014 02:42

I am naked. I am prostrate. I am open. I am quiveringly, beautifully vulnerable and heavily lasciviously lubricated. Please don't walk away. Take me. Take me and value what I am offering. I give you myself. Myself, in all my unadulterated glory. You will grow to love me, despite this rather unusual, rather unconventional announcement. And I, in turn, may grow to love you too.

I'm waiting, on Amazon, on Alexandra Amalova's page. And I'm free till Tuesday 29th July.

28 Jun 2014 00:19

Thanks for all the fabulous comments on

'A squirt in the hand is worth two in the bush',

a pithy poem that says much about my indelible insecurity and the lascivious lengths to which it drives me xxx

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/a-squirt-in-the-hand-is-worth-two-in.aspx

27 Jun 2014 02:28

Thanks for all the fabulous comments on

'A squirt in the hand is worth two in the bush',

a pithy poem that says much about my indelible insecurity and the lascivious lengths it drives me to... xxx

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/a-squirt-in-the-hand-is-worth-two-in.aspx

24 Jun 2014 12:54

Wow!
Suarez should have gone to #Specsavers!

The shirt read Chiellini

not Linguini http://t.co/XWvkAHKVS4

15 Jun 2014 23:57

Thank to all of you who downloaded my Literal Fantasies novella. Hope you enjoy it!

13 Jun 2014 00:39

Free now and for a couple of days:

Literal Fantasies

An erotic novella
Simply search for Alexandra Amalova on Amazon. Have a great weekend xxx

23 May 2014 02:52

Box, my paranormal story competition entry, is available to read right now.
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/supernatural/box.aspx

Hope you enjoy it!

19 May 2014 09:52

Once again, thanks to all of you who downloaded my freebie Coffee with Cock compilation. If you enjoyed it and would like another hit of my particular style of erotic shorts, may I point you towards my Amazon page? Simply search for Alexandra Amalova and take your pick!

All the very best,
Alexandra xxx

11 May 2014 08:53

'Coffee with cock' is free on the 11th and 12th May in honour of the girls at @ToplessPulp. Hope you can whip out your tits and read it along with them xxx Pick up your copy at Amazon via the Alexandra Amalova page. Happy free-swinging reading!

07 May 2014 07:34

Thanks to all who downloaded my free book over the weekend from my Alexandra Amalova page on Amazon. Hope you enjoy it, and hope it inspires you to read some more xxx

03 May 2014 01:28

Get your grubby hands on my free naughty bits!

'Of angels, mice and men', my erotic paranormal/sci-fi anthology is free till midnight Monday (Pacific Time)!

'It will haunt and amaze you. It will astound and arouse you...'

Take advantage of me! I am all yours, no strings attached. And that's always a good thing!

Simply search for
Alexandra Amalova Of Angels, mice and men
...and click the download button. Hope you enjoy! xxx