About alice_puppet22


all my stories are fiction.
I will not respond to pokes.
If you want to talk to me, message me.
And you might want to make that message memorable.
(I seem to be extremely horny recently)
I don't really know what to say about myself. I think I'm pretty unique and I think that's why I have no friends. I get along with everyone I just can't seem to find people I have a lot in common with.
I really like snowboarding
I smoke a lot of weed.
I rollerblade everywhere.
I work in accounting at a car dealership.
yeah, that's me.
Thanks for reading about me.
If you are interested in seeing more pictures of me check out my instagram page, rough.xx. I really appreciate the support.

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toronto, Ontario, Canada
Local Time:
01 May 2017 00:33
I am very interested in story writing, if you haven't already noticed. I LOVE snowboarding and the feeling of freedom that comes with it. In the future I hope to have a life full of adventure and good company.
Favorite Books:
Where the Side Walk Ends, Chime, Divergent, The Clockwork Series, The Trylle series, The Maze Runner, Enders Game, Looking for Alaska.
Favorite Movies:
The Lion King, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, A Knights Tale, The Princess Bride, V for Vendetta,
how to Train your Dragon, Frozen, Tangled, The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, The Avengers (and all movie associated), Mulan, The Proposal, Enders Game, A Monster in Paris, Pompeii, The Lord of the Rings (all three), The Hobbit (all three), Hotel Transylvania, The Maze Runner, The Grand Budapest Hotel, Moonrise Kingdom, The Kings of Summer, The Way Way Back, Guardians of the Galaxy. The list never ends.
Favourite TV Shows:
*SHERLOCK*, The 100, Loney Toons, Game of Thrones.
Favorite Music:
I like very soft, relaxing music like Ed Sheeran, as well as EDM and vocal house music like Avicii. I like a lot more than just this but it's a lot to name.


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Topic: Game: Would you like to have sex with the user above you?
Posted: 29 Jan 2015 21:59

sure, I'd fuck him.

Topic: Ladies, finish the following sentence....
Posted: 27 Jan 2015 22:47

Take control and are imaginative.

Topic: If you could have one show come back for one more season, what would it be?
Posted: 23 Jun 2014 17:45

Firefly. hands down.


Topic: The moment of penetration during vaginal sex
Posted: 13 Jun 2014 20:18

for me that first moment is like a first bite of your favorite meal; you enjoy it so much but can't help but crave for more.

Topic: Guys in suits
Posted: 01 Jun 2014 19:01

very well said

Topic: what kind of seducer are you quiz
Posted: 04 Jan 2014 20:43

You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you possess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.

You inspire each person to be idealistic and passionate, and you make each moment memorable.
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life.
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.

Your abilities to make dreams come true is strong. So strong that you are often the love of many people's lives.
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover.

I like it! :) now where is my dream lover?

Topic: Lush Silver Membership now available .. want to win a free one?
Posted: 05 Nov 2013 18:02

405 for me please :)

Topic: Does it turn you on if a man is forceful with you in the bedroom?
Posted: 10 Sep 2013 13:09

when a man is rough in bed, it drives me wild! i like it just the way you describe it, not too rough but just enough to show he is in charge!

Topic: What was your" WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING" moment?
Posted: 18 Aug 2013 15:47

my last boyfriend.... what the fuck was I thinking?

Topic: Do guys like Chubby or Curvy girls?
Posted: 20 Jun 2013 17:38

IMO, Every Girl is Beautiful and Sexy in her own sense,

a Curvy Girl Looks more Seductive, though..

you are too funny! and totally right! EVERYONE is beautiful in different ways. curvy gives off a sexual vibe, small gives off a cutsie vibe ect.

at least that's my opinion.

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Stories Published By alice_puppet22 All Stories »

First Impressions

She could feel the awkwardness creeping between them. She took a deep breath and closed her eyes. "Something wrong?" He asked. The wind blew her hair as the car drove on. "Everything's fine." she smiled at him. They'd met only moments before but they had spoken for weeks. They knew each other well enough. She tried to start a conversation but what else was there to talk about then...

Added 20 Feb 2015 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 7,325 | 1 Comment

the beast

There is this beast inside me, It haunts my every thought. It entices my desires. My sometimes unwanted desires. My desires for the feeling of bliss. For his touch on my skin. His attention on my naked body. The desires I want to hide Get pulled out of me by this beast. It sits on my shoulder And taunts me. As I sit nice and calm It taunts me. Reminds me of...

Added 01 Jan 2014 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 1,242 | 7 Comments

The Counselor

This summer was amazing and camp was amazingly fun. Everyday I get to spend time with the sexiest person on camp grounds, Wolfgang. He is tall, built, and kind of pale. He has dark hair and eyes, and soft features that give his face a sensitive look. He is the man I dream about every night. The only problem is he is a counselor and I'm a camper and if any one knew what we did, neither of us...

Added 25 Nov 2013 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 21 | Avg Score 4.47 | Views 6,180 | 6 Comments

It's Been a Long time Coming

On a hot summer day the pool was my favorite place to be. Myfriend, John, always let me use his since I don’t have one. I was swimming laps one day when John joined me in the pool. He jumped in and stopped me from finishing my work out, not that I really work out. I usually just want a reason to be in the pool. “Hey!” he said enthusiastically. “Hi John!” I said as I returned the...

Added 10 Apr 2013 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 18 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 7,583 | 4 Comments

my hunger grew strong

Only true story. I really do get so turned on by my friend. My hunger grew every second away from him. The distance between us killed me. My heart ached for his presence and my pussy pounded at the thought of him. He was my everything and I couldn’t wait to talk to him, to see his face, to see the look in his eyes when I smile. Everything he does drives me crazy! One lonely night of...

Added 21 Jun 2012 | Category Masturbation | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.84 | Views 5,160 | 13 Comments

His parents condo: day 1

I arrived at the station a little lost and confused. I wasn’t sure where to go or what to do. I stood there looking around till I heard “Conny! Conny, hey!” I turned around and there he was. The guy I have been waiting to meet for a long time. John waved his hand in the air as he practically ran towards me. I smiled the second he said my name. He stopped in front of me smiling. He had the...

Added 08 Jun 2012 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.31 | Views 3,080 | 6 Comments

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yumm......... thx for adding me Alice
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