Married once a long time ago, now an independent Stepmom. I'm here for the stories and for some steamy friendships with my lady friends. Sorry no guys! Oh you can try but there has to be something very very intriguing that'll crack the shell.
Women and men have different tastes how they want to smell, some musky some clean, some flowery... and all perfumes react to different body chemistries. For me Donna Karan’s Cashmere Mist
Many times. Even been a couple of times none of us gals knew the other <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/3some.gif" alt="3some"> total fun!!!
For me, yes! The ladies are precise and the boys are generally searching.
Yes , Moaner. That is until you find the button <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/675-lick.gif" alt="675-lick"> Then I become the screamer! <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/204-oral.gif" alt="204-oral">
Mmmm, sex is in the evening... Well, maybe morning sex... hmmm, afternoon sex is great... Oooh, but being woken with some late night sex is exquisite. Sorry, I can't honestly say.
My Dad's old favorite still brings a laugh. An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.' His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.' A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...' After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.' Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.' Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally shits in the bed. The wife says, 'What the hell was that?' The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides
On an overseas flight I discovered someone's suction cup dildo stuck to the closed toilet seat in the lavatory. I thought, WOW, great idea! But then the dilemma, what should I do? I left it there thinking the owner would surely remember to retrieve it and then went to another lavatory before returning to my seat. A short time later the flight attendant woke me with, "Miss, sorry to wake you but you left this in the lavatory." Winked and handed me the toy. She continued, "Wish I'd have thought of this years ago." <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/dontknow.gif" alt="dontknow">
https://upload.lushstories.com/1416532806-dalai-lama-we-are-equal.jpg I truly believe what Dalai Lama says here in this quote, with one exception, "Physically, emotionally, and mentally, we are all equal." Something is broken in the "mentally" aspect and it surfaces every time a horrific event like this happens. So so sad! <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/crybaby2.gif" alt="crybaby">
Me! Pick me!
I started to once then I realized, WHEN I have an orgasm how are they I going to untangle my legs from the steering wheel at the scene of the accident.
Looking back at my life, it is hard to know exactly where to begin... So, let me start my story at a time after my ex left me, or more correctly left us, me and my sixteen year old step son Vince. This was a time in my life when I was emotionally compromised. Out of my basic human need for love I found it in Gina, the love of my life. Gina, a professional photographer, frequently went away...
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